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Real Hooker Videos Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Very hookerish

Very hookerish

The site: realhookervideos.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not “real” hookers, but then again, have you ever seen a real hooker? It ain’t like it is on Pretty Woman — they are generally less than stellar. Enjoy these sexy women. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.realhookervideos.com

I wish I could get into a school of hookers that looked like this one — these bitches be sizzly! Hot women (not teens) that fuck and suck like it’s their job. Oh wait….nevermind.

I guess the obvious question is, are these *really* hookers? Well, yes and no. No, I don’t believe they happened upon these street urchins by chance. They’re set-ups. True hookers do not get butt fucked with no rubber. And no guy would do that with a true hooker. But yes — they are hookers, at least in one sense of the word. They are getting paid well for sex. And I would imagine that many of them are street walkers for real, and make these videos on the side. But really – -who gives a shit if they’re baggers at a local supermarket or accountants — they’re getting fucked here so that’s that.

Wanna see a real woman fuck? Check out Shannon on this site. This ain’t no teen — this is a fucking sexy ass woman! Dark hair, big tits, a woman-sized ass — just an all around fucking woman. This is the kind of woman that really, really gets me off — sure I like a teen every now and then, but to get my balls really churning I need a WOMAN! Shannon fits.

And these are going to be, hands down, the cheapest whores you’ll ever see naked. Ever get a street walker to get naked, suck a dick and get fucked for $1.00 (besides your Mom, of course)? No. No you haven’t. But now you can — IF you join by clicking one of the links on this page. That’s correct — $1.00 to join this site. 4 quarters to see hookers in action. Hot hookers to boot. Shit — even a crack whore would charge you a $20 rock for head — you could join this site 20 times for that amount! Not to mention the loads of bonus sites that you get when you join this one — hell of a deal here.

Not “real” hookers, but then again, have you ever seen a real hooker? It ain’t like it is on Pretty Woman — they are generally less than stellar. Enjoy these sexy women.

Visit the site: www.realhookervideos.com

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Pussy For Dinner Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Pussy For Dinner Sample Photo

"Is that pussy of yours red meat or white meat? I'm trying to decide on a wine..."

The site: pussyfordinner.com

The price:$1.00 trial – $29.95 mo

The verdict: So get your clam digging boots on, grease up your tongue, and lets do a little pussy eatin’ together, guys! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.pussyfordinner.com

Pussy for breakfast

Pussy for lunch

Pussy for dinner — sayin’ munch, munch, munch, munch!!!

Strap on you muff diving gear, mateys! You’re about to get all wet from spunk. This site is exclusively a pussy eating buffet — featuring both guys AND girls eating some major league pussy. Sure, there is a little dick sucking and a little game of hide the cock here and there — but the majority of the fun is slurping up some gash.

This site is made by the folks at Traffic Gigolos. In case you are not aware, they do some damn fine work. We have been big fans of theirs since we first visited one of their sites. They almost always find off the street, hot girl-next-door types. This particular site seems to be somewhat of an exception. The girls on this one (and the guys too for that matter) are a little more “perfect” if you will. They seem to be a lot more like pros than we are accustomed to seeing from these guys. This may have zero effect on most of you. To us, it is a tiny bit of a letdown.

That aside, there ain’t much wrong with this site. If you dig oral sex, then you’ll be mighty pleased. If you don’t, then get up from your computer, slowly walk to the window, open it and leap out, you sick fuck you! For the rest of you, go to this site and check out some of the freebies. The chicks are ultra hot and the video shooting is very professional.

One of the hottest was the goddess that starred in their little video called Pussy A La Mode. This chick is fucking hot — a pin-up blonde with all perfect assets. We’re talking move star quality, here folks. And you get to see her get her pussy eaten. God I love this internet thing — I think it’s going to catch on! Oh, by the way — ignore the plot of this one, as it may be the most ridiculous one ever. Something to do with a HAM radio and muffins.

Join it for $29.95, get access to FORTY plus sites! Yep — less than $1 per site, per month. The other sites are, as we mentioned above, chock full of pro-am chicks that get as nasty as they wanna be! We have given all of the sites in this network very high marks. They are all way better than average.

So get your clam digging boots on, grease up your tongue, and lets do a little pussy eatin’ together, guys!

Visit the site: www.pussyfordinner.com

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Pervert Paradise Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

perverts are good

That's my cum.

The site: pervertparadise.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: There are over a million megabytes of material on these sites and all of it is high quality. Also, if you like the girls on Pervert Paradise you can get used to it…they have a shit load of super hotties. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.pervertparadise.com

We are a little bit miffed at the makers of this site. Not because of their site…it is great. Not because of the quality of their videos, they are all top notch, and beyond. Not because of the ladies, they are some of the hottest around. And not because of the price, you will read below that it is a great deal in a great network. No…we are mad because we think that Porny Little Devil is the pervert paradise! So you can go there, but remember your true nirvana!

The site is produced by the Meat Members, but also overseen by Steve Holmes. You may or may not be familiar with Steve’s work, but if you are not you should get to know him. He does really good stuff. He is a German adult actor, so many in the U.S. may have never heard of him. He is the AVN award winner for Male Foreign Performer of the Year for the years 2005 AND 2006. The funny thing about Steve is that he looks exactly like an accountant or lawyer or something…the farthest thing from a porn star.

There is nothing exceptionally unique about the theme of the site. It is a place to go and watch people fuck. No hitchhikers, no reality stuff, no auditions and no tricks. Just fucking. Ahhhhhhh…did you hear that? That was us breathing a sigh of relief. It is nice to see someone get back to the basics.

They also have one of the hottest fuck videos that we have seen in days, which for us is a LOT of video viewing! You should really go onto this site and check out Kathy and Simone, who do a video together. We get them mixed up, but one a drop dead gorgeous brunette while the other is a blonde bombshell. And who really gives a fuck who is who…right? They both put on a performance worthy of some sort of award. There are2 guys in the scene as well, and they bore these bitches butt holes completely out. Thye do some hard ass fucking! Great scene…andremember, these women are very, vry fucking hot.

We alos liked Mikki Dark, although she was a little untraditional. She was a dark haired vixen-like gal with a big tattoo of some sort of jungle cat above her right tit. She is a Goth chick, and she is the sexiest one that we have ever seen. In addition to being sexy, she is beautiful too (there is a big difference you know). She takes a trip of dongs — one of them being that of Steve Holmes himself — to town. Good scene by a great girl.

The network that this site belongs to in known as the Meat Members and it is $29.95 for a membership. That cost will get you about 40 sites inall, ranging from cum shot sites to regular fucking to extreme hardcore. There are over a million megabytes of material on these sites and all of it is high quality. Also, if you like the girls on Pervert Paradise you can get used to it…they have a shit load of super hotties.

Steve Holmes has a keeper here.

Visit the site: www.pervertparadise.com

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Peter North DVD Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

peter-north-dvdThe site: peternorthdvd.com
The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 Month

The verdict: I admit I am biased when it comes to Peter North, but that only plays into my judgment a little. If you do not like this site and/or this network, you might as well grow a beard with no mustache, get some overalls and start begin Amish, Brother Abe. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.peternorthdvd.com

I have personally met Mr. North. He is one of the finest men in all the land. He drinks from a golden goblet, he eats only the finest meats and cheeses, and there is constant a rainbow and a ray of sunshine surrounding him. He shoots gigantic loads every fucking time. Yes, Peter is the REAL King of Pop.

Thank fucking God for the Internet. Back in the day, I had to visit the back room of the video store time after time after time to get Pete’s movies (they limited me to 2 rentals per trip – Pete’s shit was popular). Now I can get ALL of his movies in one fucking place – my home. This site has every last one of them.

The thing with Peter is, when you get his movies you are not only getting a legend in Pete – but you have to remember that he is the greatest, so he has worked with every one of the biggest names in the business. So you are getting tons of incredibly hot super stars of porn getting jammied on as well.

That includes one of my all-time faves – Autumn Bliss. I love Autumn. Gorgeous dirty blonde, perfect handful-sized tits, pierced tongue, ass that you could bounce whatever you wanted to off of – just perfect all the way around. And to watch her get hammered by Pete, and then have her entire face and tits glazed by his payload – fucking worth its weight in cum.

How many movies are there? Fuck if I know – Peter has been around the block more times that your Mom and sister combined. But there are definitely enough to keep you busy while you’re between jobs. And there are also enough to justify the $3 membership for a 3 day trial, the $30 fee for a 30 day membership and/or the $70 fee for 90 days. Not to mention the fact that you get ALL of the other sites in this fantastic network (Fame Dollars – look it up, bitches!). Fantastic deal.

I admit I am biased when it comes to Peter North, but that only plays into my judgment a little. If you do not like this site and/or this network, you might as well grow a beard with no mustache, get some overalls and start begin Amish, Brother Abe.

Visit the site: www.peternorthdvd.com

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Pix and Video Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

More interested in the video

You can have the pix, I'll take the videos.

The site: pixandvideo.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: Although the site is worth joining for the HD and the network, I am judging it based on the fact that it is not at all one that I will remember the minute I stop typing this 5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)

To join, click here:www.pixandvideo.com

Remember the show Pop Up Video on VH1? I think they should do porn like that – with little pop up balloons telling us useful and interesting info about the chick in the scene – like how many dicks she’s chugged, what her favorite pasta dish is and if she’s ever accidentally shit during an orgasm. .

Talk about a cookie cutter site – you could stick this site and about 1,000 more in a barrel, strip off the title, and I bet the makers of the site couldn’t even identify it. Seriously – I have seen hundreds of sites that I could confuse this site for.

Does that mean it’s bad? Not at all – the videos are all shot in HD and the models are all gorgeous. It is a very upscale and professional type site (no amateurs and no home videos here). It is also part of a huge network of 40 plus sites, and all of those sites are included for free when you join this one. So there are definitely some benefits to joining a site like this.

I just have a hard time understanding why the makers of a site like this wouldn’t try to do SOMETHING to make it more memorable – something to make it stand out for the tons of sites just like it. Throw a fucking on a chick dressed like a camel, or have a guy with 2 dicks or some shit – just give me something to remember you by. Hell – even the NAME of this site is shitty by comparison to all of the clever porn site names out there.

Although the site is worth joining for the HD and the network, I am judging it based on the fact that it is not at all one that I will remember the minute I stop typing this

Visit the site: www.pixandvideo.com

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Pornstarxs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

pornstarxs
The site: pornstarxs.com
The price:$24.95 a month, $59.40 for 6 monthsThe verdict: Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.pornstarxs.com

Remember when you used to have to go into the movie store and rent porn. You were the creepy guy in the flannel shirt that kicked at the dirt and hemmed and hawed around near the back of the store until you were the only person in the store, then you darted into the “adults only” room. Of course, getting into the room was only the first hurdle. Then you had to pick what movie your cock would like without a) seeing any scenes and b) pulling your cock out to show it the box (note: this was true for most of us — some of your ultra-creeps actaully showed the box to your dick). And that was if you had a decent movie store. Believe it or not, we had one in our neighborhood that you had to rent from a printed list of titles in a 3 ring binder. Try choosing between Big Tittied Sorority Sluts and Large Breasted Nurse Whores on title alone (you went with the sorority girls? Me too…)

Porn Star XS is among the newest wave of full DVD “rental” shops — where you can “check out” (read: OWN) full length DVDs in the privacy of your own home (go ahead, whip little Johnny out and give him a gander) — and you never, ever have to return them. You can search by scene, title, actress — doesn’t matter. Check out some scenes to be sure you’ll like it. Hop from a scene in one movie to a scene in another. Hell, splice them together and make your own “greatest hits” porn — a cornucopia for your cock. You can do it a million ways. Fuckin’ A — I think this internet thing may catch on yet!

These guys are all about full length DVDs — but those are broken down into scenes for convenience. They also have them categorized, they have featured movies as well as the “editor’s choice” section — 3 scenes picked by the staff, updated daily (on the day of this review they had a scene featuring Lauren Phoenix — an all-time fav of PLD — good work guys). They are VERY customer friendly and keep on top of what their customers are demanding, which is a HUGE plus in our book. They are constantly changing to meet the needs of their customers. We love sites that don’t just throw a bunch of shit up and run away. These guys seem to really care what goes on and what WE want. Good work, fellers.

One of the features on Porn Star XS that is seldom found (at least not often enough), but much appreciated, is the ability to bookmark well, just about anything. Found the hottest chick you’ve ever seen and don’t want to have to search for her every night at horny-o’clock? Bookmark her. Found that scene that makes your balls tingle at the thought of it? Bookmark it. Got and entire DVD that you jerk off to (you fucking stud you)? Bookmark that motherscratcher.

Porn Star XS has the biggest names in the biz, the best DVDs, the greatest scenes — think of it as a $100 brunch buffet at the fanciest restaurant that you’ve ever been to — but you’re not wearing pants, the brisket is fucking sexy as shit (and appears to be eating the Oyster’s Rockefeller’s pussy), and the cost is only $24.95 per month — or a 6 month membership for $59.40. Do the math, peeps — that is LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS PER MONTH! In our opinion, this may honestly be the very best DVD deal on the internet.

Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet.

Visit the site: www.pornstarxs.com

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Pornstar House Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

This has long been my favorite photo on PLD

She's bending over backwards for some dick.

The site: pornstarhouse.com
The price:$1.95 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: Reality check, boys — this is as close as you are ever going to come to fucking any of these hotties. We are sorry, but it is true. Get your jerk on. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.pornstarhouse.com

This is like Mecca to those of you who love the pros! This site has every professional girl that we can think of. Devon, Briana Banks, Sylvia Saint, Asia Carrera, Chasey Lain, Rocky Roads, Sarah St. James –hell, we could go on for hours, but of course that would cut into your spanking time, so we will get to the meat of it.

This site is huge. We will just list what they have and let you figure it all out. Here goes: 100 plus live sex shows 24/7; over 250,000photos and videos, over 1,000 erotic stories (audio and text); E-zines, games, hidden cameras, Voyeur Dorm, Voyeur Casa, and on and on and on. Did we mention Nikki Nova yet? How about Sunny Leone? They have them all!

We would go crazy trying to select a few to talk about hre, so we will just leave them all for you to peruse. Not that it matters to you, but we should mention that this is only porn stars and their movies — no amateurs or up and cummers. This is for the superstars, the girls that have earned their stripes and have dominated the adult business for along time. These are the girls that people line up to see at conventions. These are the girls that are the very best in the world at fucking. Think about that! These girls are the very best lays in the entire world! Wow…

How much do you pay for something liek this? For a collection of all of the top girls in the business? Well, less than $2.00 if you only need three days. We needed longer, so it ran us $39.95 for a month. Definitely a decent price for all professionals and all super stars(hell, that would normally be the price of TWO videos, right?). But the greatest thing of all about this is that you also get an additional 30more sites for the same price. That means that you DO get the amateurs, the foot fetish videos, the lingerie girls, the mature MILFs and a lot more, because you are also a member of 30 other sites that include these types of things.

Reality check, boys — this is as close as you are ever going to come to fucking any of these hotties. We are sorry, but it is true. Get your jerk on.

Visit the site: www.pornstarhouse.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Pornstar Cinema Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Blue is calming

She's presenting.

The site: pornstarstudios.com

The price:$2.95 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: This is the definition of a good super site. Lots of movies with lots of stars. Finally, someone got the super site thing right 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)


To join, click here:www.pornstarstudios.com

Are you the amateur type or the porn star type? This is what the decision for this site all comes down to. If you lean toward the amateurs, then go back and click on another review. If you like the pros, then PornStarStudios is one super site that will get you excited.

You will find all of the super stars and the up and cummers here. If you are a fan of the professionals, then you cannot go wrong on this site. In our opinion, this is EXACTLY what super sites are meant for. They are great for stockpiling the stars in the biz and having them all in one place for you to easily get to. This is what we think of when we think of a good super site.

Who are the stars? Well, they have everyone that you can think of that’s still “hot” in the online industry. Without trying to offend anyone by leaving them out, we saw Lauren Phoenix, Lex Steele, Peter North, Jenna, Tawny Peaks, Brianna, Taylor Banks and dozens more. All of the ladies that you think of when you close your eyes, bite your lip and drift away into that place…you know the one I am talking about. SHE is here!

And get this — you all remember the video clip that went around that everyone said was Alyson Hannigan, the chick from the American Pie movies? Remember her getting fucked and getting an upside down, hanging off the bed cum shot on her face? Well, it wasn’t her…but the girl that it really was is on this site. How is THAT for an obscure reference for you?

In addition to the cache of films of the hottest and best known stars, they also have links to live sex shows and sex chats. Unfortunately, these are not with the aforementioned super stars, but who knows, maybe they are the stars of tomorrow, right? They are certainly stars when I’m sitting in front of the computer with my cock in one hand and a cigarette in the other, know what I mean?

The membership fee is fairly standard for a super site at $38.76 per month. For many super sites we have deemed this a little too high. For this one, we do not feel that way. These are not some stiffs off of the street, these are the girls that guy paid the big bucks. To buy one of their DVDs in an adult store would cost you at least $20 per DVD, and that is if they were at a GREAT price. Here, you can download hundreds of dollars worth of those same DVDs in one day. Therefore, the price is right, Bob!

This is the definition of a good super site. Lots of movies with lots of stars. Finally, someone got the super site thing right!

Visit the site: www.pornstarstudios.com

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Porn Movie Outlet Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Crappy studios make for great porn

You can get great sex for half the price at the porn outlet!

The site: pornmovieoutlet.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: An unbelievable amount of porn available here. All types of porn to satisfy all types of people. Very nice site.  8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)


 To join, click here:www.pornmovieoutlet.com

Featuring a colossal collection of porn movies, pornmovieoutlet is the Costco of porno movies. They offer a staggering 664 porn DVDs, and also have them broken down into easily accessible scenes (over 3,200 of them). Better yet, they do not focus on one or two genres. You can get DVDs to satisfy almost any hunger, from lesbian to black to elders to fatties…and many, many more. Not all of the movies are scripted movies with professional actors. They also offer many amateur titles for download.

If for some strange reason you were to get tired of watching the videos, you should first seek professional help. If that doesn’t work there are many other features offered, from live video cam girls to still photos. They also offer adult stories for late night reading, adult games (we liked Fornicator, an online, multi-player pictionary type game), and after you get all worked up from all of the aforementioned things, you can get onto their adult personal site and look for someone to help you “vent” those sexual urges!

And finally, as far fetched as this may be, if you get tired of EVERYTHING on this site, fear not, your $24.95 per month gives you access to over 50 other sites as well. If you get tired of all of those, well then your dick has fallen off and you have bigger problems to deal with!

This site is like going to the adult video store and buying videos without the hassle of putting on a disguise and waiting until 3 a.m. Also, there are no overdue charges to argue about with the black-fingernailed, trench-coated guy working behind the counter. It is all in the privacy of your own home, so you can download and be spanking it in no time at all.

An unbelievable amount of porn available here. All types of porn to satisfy all types of people. Very nice site. … 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.pornmovieoutlet.com

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