Bitch needs to upgrade the TV.
The site: torbepass.com
The price:$29.99 per month
The verdict: Torbe Pass is not without fault, however. There are a handful of the sites that are shit, with just a few vids. The good outweighs the bad, however, and there is certainly enough content — and enough GOOD content, to make TorbePass worth the $30 bill. 8 out of 10.
Rating: 
(8/10)
To join, click here:www.torbepass.com
Remember the fucking stupid terms they used to use for sexual shit? Like, they used to say, “He made a pass at me.” Or, “Those kids were necking in that car.” Life was really fucking stupid back then. I’m glad that all of the people that used those terms are dead or homeless.
TorbePass.com is straightforward. There are 30 sites, you pay 30 dollars and you get them for 30 days. End of review.
Just kidding. But it is pretty self-explanatory. The talent level of TorbePass? Well, it’s really, really good. He goes to a lot of countries and fucks a lot of chicks that you, if you had a penny to your name, could also fuck in those countries, because Torbe is as fat and unattractive as you are. He just has to be.
Torbe Pass is not without fault, however. There are a handful of the sites that are shit, with just a few vids. The good outweighs the bad, however, and there is certainly enough content — and enough GOOD content, to make TorbePass worth the $30 bill.
8 out of 10
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I wanna be...Anarchy.
The site: anarchyarchives.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: This site is a decent site, but part of a spectacular network. We think it is certainly worth joining for the network…but we were a little less enamored with this one than we were with many of the other Meat Members sites. 6.5 out of 10.
Anarchy – (noun) – a state of lawlessness and disorder (usually resulting from a failure of government).
Well, we are not sure what sort of lawless or disorder these girls have taken place in, or how the government failed these poor girls, but they are definitely being punished for it…by having to get pummeled by a huge cock! This is a general hardcore site, with nice looking ladies, but nothing overly spectacular. We are not really sure why it is called Anarchy Archives…we saw no civil unrest, no cars burning or looting (unless you count the vandalizing of some assholes). No matter…the fucking is pretty good!
The thing that really got us excited about this site was not necessarily the site itself, but the fact that it is a member of the Meat Members crew, which means over a MILLION MBs of videos for $29.95 per month. And not only just any videos…very high quality videos with mostly drop dead gorgeous pieces of ass. And a Lot of them are ultra hardcore as well…so you get a raunchy-naughty feel too! This network is jam-packed with original content and great girls. One of our favorite networks for sure.
This site was a little lower in quality than most of the other Meat Members sites. Not bad quality, just not as good. That goes for both the chicks and the video quality. We are not sure how or why…it just didn’t seem as crisp…and the girls were sexy, but not drop dead sexy like on their other sites.
One girl that did get our cranks turning was Kammy, a little Asian treat that was a whole lot of slut crammed into a tight little body. She was sexy as shit…even when she was made to ridiculously shout “Banzai” at one point. She takes a cock about the size of her leg in her pooper…what a trooper.
This site is a decent site, but part of a spectacular network. We think it is certainly worth joining for the network…but we were a little less enamored with this one than we were with many of the other Meat Members sites.
Visit the site: www.anarchyarchives.com
The site: brainpass.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined. 10 out of 10.
One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).
For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!
Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!
In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.
Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.brainpass.com
Reality Sexxx Pass Sample Photo
The site: realitysexxxpass
The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month
The verdict: And I promise — you’ll never run out of material. Not unless you are one savage masturbating machine. There are literally thousands of hours of videos here – -ALL downloadable. You know how you find that one scene that makes your ball juice shoot out like champagne? Well, you can keep it now and use it over and over again, like I use your mom. 9 out of 10.
You know — they should really just go ahead and change the actual spelling of “sex” to “sexxx.” It would make a lot of sense, and would also correct a tremendous amount of silly spelling errors in internet porn. I mean, who really refers to it as “sex” anymore, anyway? Most of us say that people “fuck” and, of course, the priests call it “giving communion.”
Until the changes are made (I submitted my proposal with Noah Webster…should hear back any day now), you should check out this misspelled multi-site access site — Reality Sexxx Pass — it’s a dandy. First of all, it’s NINE sites for the price of one. And not just nine shit-jobs either — this is a collection of 9 very well done, clearly shot video sites with newbie sluts performing ass-robotics in the bed. These chicks are what I like to call not-so-super-stars. Not that they aren’t super, they just aren’t really known…yet. Hopefully we can help change all of that.
We’ve reviewed countless multi-site access sites. Actually, you could probably count them very easily…but it sure seems like a shitload to me. Anywho, we’ve done a lot fo ‘em. Is this one the best? No. Is it up there? Probably. Nine sites is not a tremendous amount of sites – -we’ve seen them with dozens. But a lot of the ones that have so many sites lack quality. This one concentrates on 9 sites and that makes their content very, very good.
The sites are all niche sites too — none of this “XXX Sex” shit or “Hot Girls Fucking.” They give you Bang My White Ass, Gape Sex, Nasty Housewives, Vegas Sex Party, MILFExplorer, Dirty Road Trips, College Porn, Shocking Tranny and Spring Break Hoes. My favorite is probably Vegas Sex Party in case anyone gives a shit. I love Vegas, Sex and Parties, so it’s really tailor made for me.
Is the price the best ever? Well…it’s close. As always, we do the trial first to be sure we like what we see. This one costs $1 for 72 hours. That’s as cheap as they come. I’ve never seen one for 50 cents. One dollar is pretty much rock bottom. And a lot of places only give you one day for that, so here you get 3 times the amount of jerk time. Full memberships are $29.21 (who comes up with these porn prices? Pick a fucking even number!).
And I promise — you’ll never run out of material. Not unless you are one savage masturbating machine. There are literally thousands of hours of videos here – -ALL downloadable. You know how you find that one scene that makes your ball juice shoot out like champagne? Well, you can keep it now and use it over and over again, like I use your mom.
I'm not sure about you, but this is FAR from my reality.
The site: realitykings.com
The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: I’ve seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that this is one of the best – if not THE very best – internet porno network that has ever existed. 10 out of 10.
Rating: (10/10)
To join, click here:www.realitykings.com
Have you ever tried to describe a fireworks show to someone? Pretty fucking hard, isn’t it? You can talk into you’re blue in the face, but you’ll never really get your point across unless and until that person actually sees some, if not all, of the fireworks displays himself. That’s what it would be like for me to describe the Reality Kings to you. It’s a pornographic fireworks display that will leave you oohhing and aaahhhing and cumming your pants.
I was fucking floored when I realized we’d never reviewed Reality Kings before. I’ve been on this site more times than your Mom has been on a big, bulging cock. Okay,not that fucking many times. But I’ve been there a lot. Reality Kings is easily one of my favorite sites and networks. The girls are on TOP of the top-shelf girls, the video is as crisp and clear as video gets, the themes are not bullshit fake classroom shit, but real fucking scenarios with incredible looking sluts.
Here are the sites you get for one monthly fee (each of these is individually reviewed elsewhere here on Porny Little Devil, MILF Hunter, Money Talks, We Live Together, In The VIP, Street Blowjobs, 8th Street Latinas, Round and Brown, Cum Fiesta, Big Naturals, Mike In Brazil, Mike’s Apartment (one of my favorite all-time sites), Big Tits Boss, Monster Curves, First Time Auditions, Pure 18, MILF Next Door.In case you didn’t realize it, that’s like having Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Larry Bird, Dan Marino, John Elway, Jerry Rice, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Mickey Mantle and fucking God — all on the same fucking team.
I wish I had the time to describe each site for you, but that’d take a year (not to mention I couldn’t do it justice). But a couple you MUST check out are Mike’s Apartment and In The VIP. Mikes Apartment is set overseas where Mike and the fellers take out an ad for a roommate, and when hot chicks respond, they fuck them in exchange for free room and board. In The VIP is a site that’s set in different nightclubs where the guys get hot (way fucking hot, that is) chicks to shake their money makers on the dance floor, then to fuck and suck them in the VIP room.
Oh – a side note that has nothing to do with porn, but you’ll also see a lot of former MMA fighter, and terrifying human being Kimbo Slice on these sites. He was a body guard for the Reality Kings dudes before he got into organized fighting. Obviously, they were the safest porn dudes in the world for a time.
So there you have it. I’ve seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that Reality Kings is one of the best, if not THE very best, internet porno network that has ever existed. Is that fucking clear cut enough for you? … 10 out of 10
Can I get a visual on some pink, please?
The site: pinkvisualpass.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial
The verdict: Damn fine group of fuck sites. If you don’t get your money’s worth here, it’s your own god damned fault! 9 out of 10.
Hold on to your cock muscles, masturbators — this one will suck you dry for hours and hours. Pink Visual Pass is a collection of over 25 “reality” sites for the price of one. And with each site having a good cache already, as well as at least one update per week — you’ll have PLENTY of material to keep you busier than a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.
Notice we put reality in quotes — the term reality is used pretty negligently these days. These sites are tweeners — not “real” by any means, but also much more real than many of the super star sites. What the hell does that mean, you ask? Well, the ladies are hot, but not overly “done up.” The fucking is very, very good, but not “real” as in home movie real. They are studio videos, but they do have a real feel to them. The next best thing to true amateur sites, we believe.
There is also a very wide variety of the themes that you get with this pass. The names of the sites speak for themselves, and they are: Just Facials, MILF Seeker, the ever famous Back Seat Bangers, Insane Cock Brothas, Housewife Bangers, Her First Lesbian Sex, My Sex Tour, Orgy Sex =Parties, Teens for Cash, Wild Fuck Toys, Squirt Hunter, She Got Pimped, Porn Stud Search, Her First DP, Her First Big Cock, Bang Boat, Boob Exam Scam, Black Cocks/White Sluts, Bubble Butts Galore, Couples Seduce Teens, College Wild Parties, Her First Anal Sex, Huge Boobs Galore, Gang Bang Squad, First Time Swallows and Asian Parade.
Now the fun part — telling you that you get ALL of these sites for the TOTAL of $39.95 per month. That’s a motherfucking, god damned, shit ass, hell of a deal, if you ask me. And by clicking on this review in the first place — you asked me. If you want a taste first — a sampling if you will — you can get a three day trial for only $4.95 or a 7 day trial for $9.95 — but who wouldn’t know if they were going to like THAT like up? To each his own, I suppose.
Damn fine group of fuck sites. If you don’t get your money’s worth here, it’s your own god damned fault!
Visit the site: www.pinkvisualpass.com
Tastes like chicken.
The site: porn.com
The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial
The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.
This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.
The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.
The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.
If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.
Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.
This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!
Visit the site: www.porn.com
A cutie pie indeed.
The site: cutiepiepass.com
The price:$24.95 month
The verdict: This little collection of heaven is a great stop on the net and a great deal. If you don’t need ultra hardcore to get off, and would actually prefer a little teasing, this is one of the best ways that you can go with it! 8.5 out of 10.
Never has there been a more aptly named site than this one. This is a site that you join for access to several one-girl sites, and each and every one of these girls is a cutie pie. But it takes a little more to get our juices flowing…do they have it? Yes…sort of.
First of all, we love each and every girl that is found here. The sites are Emily Sweet, Madison Summers, Coed Kelly and the spectacular JustSasha. As we said, they are all cute as shit…but Just Sasha…arrghh (drool, drool)! A perfect ten in the way of looks! You can get her and all of the others for one monthly fee of $24.95. This is a great deal not only because all of the girls are hot, but also because you have the whole spectrum from Madison, who is cute and innocent and likes to be a little shy with her pictures and videos, to CoEd Kelly, who gets down and dirty, sucks a cock when she wants and takes a facial when she wants…all on camera for you to see!
Check out our reviews for each of these ladies, as they are all hot in their own way, but also all have different types of sites. As we mentioned, our favorite is Just Sasha. She is far and away one of the most beautiful chicks we have seen, and a freak to boot. She has pierced clit and nipples, but to look at her clothed you would never guess that she is such a hellcat! Watch some of her videos though and you will find out real quick that Sasha may look sweet, but she has a freaky streak (her dildo videos are so fucking hot!).
And then on the other hand we have Emily Sweet, whose name fits her like a glove. She is the girl in school that everyone thought was sort of cute, but you never really knew. She is the one that you imagined getting fucked, just because she had that something about her. But she was never the most popular or the cheerleading captain…although in hindsight maybe she should have been.
This little collection of heaven is a great stop on the net and a great deal. If you don’t need ultra hardcore to get off, and would actually prefer a little teasing, this is one of the best ways that you can go with it!
… 8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.cutiepiepass.com
"I'll give you 20% off, today only sir."
The site: discountrealitysites.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial
The verdict: They use the term “reality” loosely, but the reality is that these sites are great, the girls are hot and my cock loves them. 9.5 out of 10.
Okay — If you can’t figure this one out by the title, then you need to continue licking window panes and stop wasting my time. So the only question is, how many sites, what are they and how good are they? All good questions, my filthy pupils.You get Twenty-two (that’s the numeral 22 for you glass tonguers). They include: VirginTeens (yeah right), OrgySexParties, HotCampusTeens, =InsaneCockBrothas (insane is putting it lightly), HerFirstLesbianSex, =CouplesSeducingTeens (stellar site), TeensForCash, MILFSeekers, HerFirstBigCock (we doubt it), HerFirstAnalSex (again, not likely), AsianParade, CollegeWildParties (one of our faves), GangBangSquad, BubbleButtsGalore, BackSeatBangers, HugeBoobsGalore, HerFirstDP (gotta start sometime, right?), SquirtHunter, HouseWifeBangers, BangBoat, FirstTimeSwallows (not a chance), WildFuckToys and SheGotPimped. We didn’t count, is that 22? Well, it is what it is.
Nice lineup, huh? While some of these sites are OBVIOUSLY named to capitalize on the gullibility of many of you, they are all good sites — trust me. If you don’t believe me, ask my aching cock. No, really…ask it. It talks. You don’t think that I do all of these reviews alone, do you? My dick writes at least half of them. What better expert than the source itself?
How good are these sites? Pretty damn good for most of them. None are bad, and some are better than others. Obviously, it depends on what gets your reed stiff. You should be able to find SOMETHING (if not many things) amongst this lineup. If not, you may need a little therapy. All have the “real” type girls — very few barbie doll types (hence the name “reality sites”). Our favorite of the bunch? Possibly College Wild Parties. Believe it or not, I have a college degree (and then some). I went to several years of college. I never saw a party like these, but I sure wanted to. Lots of public fucking on this one. Of course they’re set ups, but they’re still pretty damn entertaining. Couples Seducing Teens is another dandy.
22 reality sites will run you just under $5. WTF?!??! True dat — a three day trial for $4.95. Seven days will run you $9.95 and monthly fees are $39.95. All VERY reasonable rates for 22 very good porno sites.
They use the term “reality” loosely, but the reality is that these sites are great, the girls are hot and my cock loves them.
… 9.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.discountrealitysites.com
