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The site: realitykings.com
The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: I’ve seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that this is one of the best – if not THE very best – internet porno network that has ever existed. 10 out of 10.
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To join, click here:www.realitykings.com
Have you ever tried to describe a fireworks show to someone? Pretty fucking hard, isn’t it? You can talk into you’re blue in the face, but you’ll never really get your point across unless and until that person actually sees some, if not all, of the fireworks displays himself. That’s what it would be like for me to describe the Reality Kings to you.It’s a pornographic fireworks display that will leave you oohhing and aaahhhing – and cumming your pants.
I was fucking floored when I realized we’d never reviewed this site before. I’ve been on this site more times than your Mom has been on a big, bulging cock. Okay – not that fucking many times – but I’ve been there a lot. Easily one of my favorite sites and networks. The girls are on TOP of the top-shelf girls, the video is as crisp and clear as video gets, the themes are not bullshit fake classroom shit – but real fucking scenarios with incredible looking sluts.
Here are the sites you get for one monthly fee (each of these is individually reviewed elsewhere here on Porny Little Devil, MILF Hunter, Money Talks, We Live Together, In The VIP, Street Blowjobs, 8th Street Latinas, Round and Brown, Cum Fiesta, Big Naturals, Mike In Brazil, Mike’s Apartment (one of my favorite all-time sites), Big Tits Boss, Monster Curves, First Time Auditions, Pure 18, MILF Next Door.In case you didn’t realize – that’s like having Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Larry Bird, Dan Marino, John Elway, Jerry Rice, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Mickey Mantle and fucking God — all on the same fucking team.
I wish I had the time to describe each site for you – but that’d take a year (not to mention I couldn’t do it justice). But a couple you MUST check out are Mike’s Apartment and In The VIP. Mikes Apartment is set overseas where Mike and the fellers take out an ad for a roommate, and when hot chicks respond, they fuck them in exchange for free room and board. In The VIP is a site that’s set in different nightclubs where the guys get hot (way fucking hot, that is) chicks to shake their money makers on the dance floor, then to fuck and suck them in the VIP room.
Oh – a side note that has nothing to do with porn, but you’ll also see a lot of MMA fighter, and terrifying human being Kimbo Slice on these sites – he was a body guard for the Reality Kings dudes before he got into organized fighting. Obviously, they were the safest porn dudes in the world for a time.
So there you have it. I’ve seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that this is one of the best – if not THE very best – internet porno network that has ever existed. Is that fucking clear cut enough for you? … 10 out of 10
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The site: ebonyincrediblepass.com
The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.
The verdict: Obviously you like black chicks, or you wouldn’t have read this far into a review on a site called Ebony Incredible Pass. I’m a connoisseur myself. I can honestly say that I like this ebony as well as or better than any others that I have come across, for the talent as well as the great video work. Excellent product. 10 out of 10.
We recently did a review for Incredible Pass – -a multi-site pass that gives you 13 excellent, all original sites for the price of one…one DOLLAR that is. This is by the same people, and it is outstanding for you ebony chick lovers out there. Basically, they take all of the black girls from those site and all of the black girls scenes from those sites and throw them all together so you lazy fuckers don’t have to work too hard. Thank them by coughing up that $1.00 bill for a membership.If you happened to read my other reviews for this network, you know that I lvoe Courtney Foxxx, a stunning black chick that is featured on the sites in this network. I’m going to blow her horn here again (God, I wish…). Courtney is one of my all-time favorite ebony chicks. Her tits are smaller than average for porn, but not small. Her eyes are fucking gorgeous — every time I see them I just want to blind her with my splooge, then dig her eyes out and have them mounted above my fireplace. Just being honest…And her ass — wow. You could set a drink on that ass.
And here’s the great thing — she’s one of MANY chicks on this site that are drop dead gorgeous. Mya Clifton (with her 36HHH tits), Delotta (with her gigantic ass), Danni Dior (with her perfect everything) — I could go on for hours, because they have dozens of hot ebony girls doing HOURS of fucking on downloadable video.
But it’s expensive — if you’re a fucking hobo! How does one dollar sound? $1.00 for the Ebony Incredible pass, as well as all 13 of the sites in the network. That is like seven million hours of video or something like that. Maybe not that much — but it is enough to keep you jerking your cock for months. And they add at least one new video to one of the sites every day.
Obviously you like black chicks, or you wouldn’t have read this far into a review on a site called Ebony Incredible Pass. I’m a connoisseur myself. I can honestly say that I like this ebony as well as or better than any others that I have come across, for the talent as well as the great video work. Excellent product.
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.ebonyincrediblepass.com
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Those are some mega heels!
The site: pornmegapass.com
The price:$24.95 per month
The verdict: All-in-all I like the entire deal. There are a few sites that are lacking enough fuck content, but the others make up for it. Good enough for me!. 7 out of 10.
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To join, click here:www.pornmegapass.com
I like pretty much anything with the word “mega” involved. Megatron, Mega Millions, The Mega Society, Megadeth — you stick a mega on some shit, and you can count on me being first in line to sop that fucking shit up with a Mega biscuit.
PornMegaPass.com has the word “mega” in it, therefore I am front and center. More than TEN super fuck sites are included for the unusually low price of $25 per month. That’s less than $3 per site, per month. Beat that shit!
The sites currently included in the Porn Mega Pass are Fellatihoes, Busty Nastya, Anal rookies, Briana Devil, Nips and Clits, Nikky Cassidy, Lesby Friends, Russian Sex Dolls, Climax Models and Sofia Rain. Shit — there may even be more, but I’m tired of looking shit up and typing it.
The sites on Porn Mega Pass are all pro sites, so if you want Mom diddling her nasty cunt while Pops spews his grits all over her fucking face — forget it. There are top of the lines bitches, born and bred to have their cunts on display. That means they are hotter than the sewer rats you’ve been dipping your wick into, and probably a lot cheaper as well.
All-in-all I like the entire deal. There are a few sites that are lacking enough fuck content, but the others make up for it. Good enough for me!
7 out of 10
Visit PornMegaPass.com
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The site: brazzerspass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $27.95/month
The verdict: Definitely a network to look into. Not my very favorite of all time, but then again I am not a rabid big tit and big ass fan. If I were, it may well be up near the top. 7 out of 10.
Someone broke into my car last night and stole an expired credit card. They left lots of change, some cash, a checkbook, 11 unused, crystal dildos (very nice), and a gently used butt plug (it’s my commute butt plug, but it was only a few weeks old). Fucking idiots. I can understand stealing a credit card to use it to buy lots of internet smut – but an expired one? I guess they could use it to help them break into my neighbors house and not steal their good shit too.This is one of those buy one, get ‘em all type of deals. This network offers every one of their sites for the price of one. What is that price? Well, that depends. Firstly, you can get a 2 day trial for a buck. Hard to beat that. Then you can join monthly for anywhere from $28 per to $8 per, if you join for a year. Start with the $1 trial and work your way up from there if you likey.
The stats on the day of this writing are 23 sites, with 2,169 scenes starring over 600 porn stars – and they update at least once a day. Some of the site are Bustyz, Big Wet Butts, Sexpro Adventures, Doctor Adventure, Butts and Black and Hot Chicks Big Asses. As you can see, they like big ole’ titties and butts!
My favorite of these sites is Hot Chicks Big Asses, but I don’t have a whole lot of bad things to say about any of the sites. It’s not a knock-your-socks-off network, but it’s a good, solid network to belong to. If nothing else, pay the $1 and snoodle around the sites for a couple of days. Don’t take my word for it, take your cock’s word.
Definitely a network to look into. Not my very favorite of all time, but then again I am not a rabid big tit and big ass fan. If I were, it may well be up near the top.
Visit the site: www.brazzerspass.com
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The site: discountrealitysites.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial
The verdict: They use the term “reality” loosely, but the reality is that these sites are great, the girls are hot and my cock loves them. 9.5 out of 10.
Okay — If you can’t figure this one out by the title, then you need to continue licking window panes and stop wasting my time. So the only question is, how many sites, what are they and how good are they? All good questions, my filthy pupils.You get Twenty-two (that’s the numeral 22 for you glass tonguers). They include: VirginTeens (yeah right), OrgySexParties, HotCampusTeens, =InsaneCockBrothas (insane is putting it lightly), HerFirstLesbianSex, =CouplesSeducingTeens (stellar site), TeensForCash, MILFSeekers, HerFirstBigCock (we doubt it), HerFirstAnalSex (again, not likely), AsianParade, CollegeWildParties (one of our faves), GangBangSquad, BubbleButtsGalore, BackSeatBangers, HugeBoobsGalore, HerFirstDP (gotta start sometime, right?), SquirtHunter, HouseWifeBangers, BangBoat, FirstTimeSwallows (not a chance), WildFuckToys and SheGotPimped. We didn’t count, is that 22? Well, it is what it is.
Nice lineup, huh? While some of these sites are OBVIOUSLY named to capitalize on the gullibility of many of you, they are all good sites — trust me. If you don’t believe me, ask my aching cock. No, really…ask it. It talks. You don’t think that I do all of these reviews alone, do you? My dick writes at least half of them. What better expert than the source itself?
How good are these sites? Pretty damn good for most of them. None are bad, and some are better than others. Obviously, it depends on what gets your reed stiff. You should be able to find SOMETHING (if not many things) amongst this lineup. If not, you may need a little therapy. All have the “real” type girls — very few barbie doll types (hence the name “reality sites”). Our favorite of the bunch? Possibly College Wild Parties. Believe it or not, I have a college degree (and then some). I went to several years of college. I never saw a party like these, but I sure wanted to. Lots of public fucking on this one. Of course they’re set ups, but they’re still pretty damn entertaining. Couples Seducing Teens is another dandy.
22 reality sites will run you just under $5. WTF?!??! True dat — a three day trial for $4.95. Seven days will run you $9.95 and monthly fees are $39.95. All VERY reasonable rates for 22 very good porno sites.
They use the term “reality” loosely, but the reality is that these sites are great, the girls are hot and my cock loves them.
… 9.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.discountrealitysites.com
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The site: famedigital.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month
The verdict: Join or your cock will hate you forever. 10 out of 10.
Have you ever beat off in public? I did – -just yesterday. I have been reviewing this network – the one I’m about to talk about below – so it keeps popping up in my mind, Yesterday I thought about it while I was at the grocery store, and I got a boner that could not be subdued without force. I hid behind a display of pork & beans beat the shit out of my dick until I came on a box of Cheez-Its. Just thought I’d share that with you guys…Every single Fame Dollars site for the price of one. Yeah, I know – who gives a fuck, right? Well, you should – because if you don’t then you don’t know shit about porn or Fame Dollars. That’s because Fame Dollars is the home network of the official sites of Peter North, Tera Patrick, Rocco Siffredi, Silvia Saint, — get the fucking picture? Add about a dozen or more sites to that for the price on ONE membership, and that’s what the fuck I am talking about.
This is like the best adult video store that you have ever been in – without even having to put your pants on. The last day I put on a wig and sunglasses to go to the porn store was the day before internet porn was invented. If you are still visiting your neighborhood smut shop, you had better have a regular give you a slurpie through the glory hole – otherwise you’re a fucking idiot.
I always like to look at how long a network has been around before I join it – or at least what amount of material they have built up. I don’t want some fly by night organization taking my money and then not updating and shit like that. No worries with this one. Do you think the legendary Peter North would attach his name to a shit network? He wouldn’t. They have tons of sites, daily updates, top level talent and a decent price.
$3 will get you a 3 day trial and nickel in change. We suggest getting a trial first. Usually that’s because you should take some time to feel out a network. That’s not the case here – we promise a solid network. We just suggest the $3 trial because well, honestly – -why the fuck not? Money is tight these days – milk the 3 days out of these fuckers before joining full time. Might as well — they offered it, take advantage of it.
Join or your cock will hate you forever.
Special Update! When you join FameDigital.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.
$2.95 for 3-day trial
$14.95 for 30 days membership
$34.95 for a 90 day trial
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.famedigital.com
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The site: twistedpass.com
The price: $24.95 month
The verdict: A good network with porn star type gals. Several extra different-type sites as well. We approve! 9 out of 10.
Rating: (9/10)
To join, click here:www.twistedpass.com
At the time of this review, we are anointing this one of the very best multi-site groups that we have ever covered, if not THE BEST! Almost everything about this group, from the price to the individual sites, is stellar!
This is yet another group of sites, all rolled up into one simple network with a single membership fee that accesses all of the sites in the network. Twisted Pass gets you access to about 20 or so sites for the once a month fee of $24.95. In our opinion, these networks are always the best way to go. They give you a shitload of material for one price, and in this case, an extremely reasonable one.
The real questions with packages like this are whether their content is original and whether there is a lot of repeat content amongst the sites, thus making the deal not such a deal at all. The answers for Twisted Pass are yes and no. Yes, they have original content, and boy do they ever! And no, there is not a bunch of repeat material that would, in essence, be ripping you off.
The sites that you get are mainly one-girl sites, which in our definition is a site that features one smoking hot chick and her exploits. They are of course usually named after that girl (see Rachel Aziani and Dakota Rae Patrick for good examples) and the great thing about them is that they are always original and all of their content is original! There are also a few sites of a “different” sort, such as Rear End Him, a site where gals strap on cocks and poke their man up the old poop chute.
We have viewed each site in this network and we are pleased with what we have found. This network has the porn stars AND real women! Some of the sites far exceeded our expectations, including Rachel Aziani’s site, which was perfect! The neat thing here too is that these women write in their diary DAILY! There are a lot of sites that give you diaries, but very, very few that update them daily (and actually do it, not just say they will do it). Oh…and ALL of them have monstrous tits. 
Enjoy!
A good network with porn star type gals. Several extra different-type sites as well. We approve! … 9 out of 10
Visit the site: WWW.TWISTEDPASS.COM
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The site: realitysexxxpass
The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month
The verdict: And I promise — you’ll never run out of material. Not unless you are one savage masturbating machine. There are literally thousands of hours of videos here – -ALL downloadable. You know how you find that one scene that makes your ball juice shoot out like champagne? Well, you can keep it now and use it over and over again, like I use your mom. 9 out of 10.
You know — they should really just go ahead and change the actual spelling of “sex” to “sexxx.” It would make a lot of sense, and would also correct a tremendous amount of silly spelling errors in internet porn. I mean, who really refers to it as “sex” anymore, anyway? Most of us say that people “fuck” and, of course, the priests call it “giving communion.”
Until the changes are made (I submitted my proposal with Noah Webster…should hear back any day now), you should check out this misspelled multi-site access site — Reality Sexxx Pass — it’s a dandy. First of all, it’s NINE sites for the price of one. And not just nine shit-jobs either — this is a collection of 9 very well done, clearly shot video sites with newbie sluts performing ass-robotics in the bed. These chicks are what I like to call not-so-super-stars. Not that they aren’t super, they just aren’t really known…yet. Hopefully we can help change all of that.
We’ve reviewed countless multi-site access sites. Actually, you could probably count them very easily…but it sure seems like a shitload to me. Anywho, we’ve done a lot fo ‘em. Is this one the best? No. Is it up there? Probably. Nine sites is not a tremendous amount of sites – -we’ve seen them with dozens. But a lot of the ones that have so many sites lack quality. This one concentrates on 9 sites and that makes their content very, very good.
The sites are all niche sites too — none of this “XXX Sex” shit or “Hot Girls Fucking.” They give you Bang My White Ass, Gape Sex, Nasty Housewives, Vegas Sex Party, MILFExplorer, Dirty Road Trips, College Porn, Shocking Tranny and Spring Break Hoes. My favorite is probably Vegas Sex Party in case anyone gives a shit. I love Vegas, Sex and Parties, so it’s really tailor made for me.
Is the price the best ever? Well…it’s close. As always, we do the trial first to be sure we like what we see. This one costs $1 for 72 hours. That’s as cheap as they come. I’ve never seen one for 50 cents. One dollar is pretty much rock bottom. And a lot of places only give you one day for that, so here you get 3 times the amount of jerk time. Full memberships are $29.21 (who comes up with these porn prices? Pick a fucking even number!).
And I promise — you’ll never run out of material. Not unless you are one savage masturbating machine. There are literally thousands of hours of videos here – -ALL downloadable. You know how you find that one scene that makes your ball juice shoot out like champagne? Well, you can keep it now and use it over and over again, like I use your mom.
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The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month
The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.
We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.
Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.
As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.
Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.
Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com
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Dildo licker
The site: porn.com
The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial
The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.
This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.
The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.
The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.
If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.
Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.
This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!
Visit the site: www.porn.com
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