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Housewife Kelly Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The site: HousewifeKelly.com

The price:$24.95 for the first month; $19.95 recurring

The verdict: Something WAY more special than I was ever expecting. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here: www.housewifekelly.com

No mortal shirt can contain these beasts!

No mortal shirt can contain these beasts!

Have you ever gotten flat out fucking bored while you were jerking off?  That happens to me on a lot of “pro” sites from time to time.  One time
I was beating my dick and got a little sidetracked thinking about whether I had paid the electric bill for the month or not.  Next thing I knew,
I was second in line at the post office, naked and flogging the chowder out of my cock right there in the lobby.  Moral of the story:  Stick to
amateur couple porn (and have all of your bills automatically deducted from your bank account each month).
It’s very rare that a couple comes along and knocks the everloving shit out of me with their site, especially a couple that’s been flying below
the radar.  But I’m here to help change all of that shit right now.  Stephanie and her husband have put together the greatest husband and wife
site that you’ve never heard of, SexWithStephanie.com. Take that shit to the sperm bank.  So get lathered up and ready, because in my opinion,
this shit’s so good you just might beat off to my review before actually going to their site and hammering a dozen or so out (per day, of
course).
Let’s start with the obligatory physical description of our lady of the hour, Stephanie.  Firstly, she’s got an extraordinary set of tits.
Ahem…I mean an extraordinary set of REAL tits.  In fact, everything about her is real.  She’s 5’5″, 114 lbs., 34D (as in “Damn, those are some
nice, real titties!”).  And by far my favorite thing about her is her perfect — and I mean 100% perfect — ass.  The best way I can describe her
is to say that she looks like a sexy secretary — but not like a chick trying to go out of her way to be that.  She’s naturally hot as shit and,
at the same time, down to Earth.
Not only in bed, but also on the site.  You see, she runs this motherfucker all by herself.  No big companies to fuck shit up or tell lies or
jack up the price.  This site is something of a hobby for her and her husband (they both have day jobs), and just like you get a kick out of your
hobby of playing World of Warcraft or flying little remote controlled airplanes or whatever the fuck it is that you do for shits and grins –
Stephanie and her husband really enjoy this shit and have a lot of fun doing it.  And that, my friends, is blatantly evident in every scene that
they do.  No going through the motions for a quick update here.  They love the SHIT out of this.
Let me give you an example of some of the stellar cock splintering shit you’re going to see here.  Remember our beloved Housewife Kelly?  Well,
Stephanie and her man met up with Kelly and her man in a hotel room at the Foxwoods Casino.  The video of the encounter blew me the fuck away.
There was constant fucking, switching, pussy eating and on and on.  The ladies were moaning and yelling so loudly (and it wasn’t fake acting shit
– it was true pleasure yelling), that the management kept calling the room to tell them to shut the fuck up.  At one point, Stephanie’s pussy is
so fucking wet and sloshy and Kelly’s husband is hammering her so hard, it literally sounds like a Clydesdale galloping through a quarter-mile
mud puddle.  Eventually, she finished him off with her specialty — a ball numbing blow job to milk the snake.  The entire foursome scene is one
that this grizzled veteran would put at or near the top of ANY fucking list of greats.
And that’s just a fucking taste.  All of the scenes are memorable — fucking every single one of them.  It’s truly a great amateur couple site,
and the thing about this couple is that they don’t edit their shit into short clips to milk it.  It’s not uncommon at all for them to have scenes
over 45 minutes that they have to break up into a couple of parts, presumably so you don’t get carried away and rip your cock off of its
foundation and hurl it at the fucking wall in sexual glee (like I accidentally did).
The fee is a scant $19.95 per month.  Sure, that sounds “common”, and it is — but only in price.  $20 is a decent price for almost any porn
site, but for this site, it’s a god damned steal.  There’s about 2 years or so worth of material already on the site (shit loads of videos), and
they update all the fucking time. Plus, you get that personal touch that you love to find on a site, but rarely do.  All of the behind the scenes
and in front of the camera work is done by Stephanie and her husband.  And that also means when you send an email, she’s the one you’re gonna be
talking to and hearing from.
If you have ever believed anything that I have ever written or said, believe this — in the near future, Sex With Stephanie will be a household
name amongst amateur porn lovers such as yourself.  You’d better fucking believe it — and you’d better go check it out for yourself.
This is the fucking shit, people. This is EXACTLY the kind of porn I like to stumble upon.  Why?  Because it makes my dick harder than Chinese arithmetic and it makes me cum like a one-man bukkake fest.  A pure, raw amateur housewife that likes to fuck on the internet.  No studios, no fancy lighting, no actors or actresses, no corporation running the site, no bullshit — just a couple (and their friends) and a camera.  I’m telling you right now this fucker’s getting a 10 ranking…but read on.
Kelly herself is actually very sexy.  Not in a way that you’d see her walking down the street and literally get a boner and cum in your trousers, more of the “that chick is pretty fucking sexy, I wish I could see her get nailed” type of hot. 36-28-34.  Her hair is sort of strawberry blonde and her eyes are green.  Perfect body, actually — not rail thin, but not an ounce overweight either.
Her and her husband Shawn started fuck-filming a couple of years ago, back in 2006. That was after gaining years of experience at swingers clubs (Kelly is bisexual and Shawn lets her fuck other women AND men).  On their site, they have a shitload of videos (apparently they stay busy fucking a lot) and they don’t just roll around the same old bed with the two of them.  There are orgies, public fucks, a 4 woman masturbation session, threesomes, girl on girl, acting out members’ requests — and countless additional situations.  They add videos regularly, and between updates they blog constantly.
$24.95 will get you the first month, and $19.95 will get you each month thereafter.  I am always amazed that sites like this — sites with REAL fucking and REAL couples, are comparable in price to other types of sties (or even cheaper).  The material is so much more erotic here since you know it’s really happening, and some scrungy fucker is not yelling “CUT!” off and on.  I swear — I take deals like this each and every time they come along.  And as a bonus you get about 10 or so additional sites for free — but I will probably not even fuck with them as they are not at all like Kelly’s here.  That being said, she does have links to a good deal of her friends — all of whom are amateur swingers like Kelly and Shawn here.  I am definitely checking them out!
Shawn and Kelly emailed us and asked us to review their site. I expected, as with many others who have done this, some corporate site that was good enough — but nothing special.  I got something WAY more special than I was ever expecting.
10 out of 10

Visit HousewifeKelly.com

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Sex With Stephanie Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The site: SexWithStephanie.com

The price:$19.95 per month

The verdict: The best husband and wife amateur couple site that you’ve never heard of.   10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

There's more where this came from.

There's more where this came from.

To join, click here: www.sexwithstephanie.com

Have you ever gotten flat out fucking bored while you were jerking off?  That happens to me on a lot of “pro” sites from time to time.  One time
I was beating my dick and got a little sidetracked thinking about whether I had paid the electric bill for the month or not.  Next thing I knew,
I was second in line at the post office, naked and flogging the chowder out of my cock right there in the lobby.  Moral of the story:  Stick to
amateur couple porn (and have all of your bills automatically deducted from your bank account each month).
It’s very rare that a couple comes along and knocks the everloving shit out of me with their site, especially a couple that’s been flying below
the radar.  But I’m here to help change all of that shit right now.  Stephanie and her husband have put together the greatest husband and wife
site that you’ve never heard of, SexWithStephanie.com. Take that shit to the sperm bank.  So get lathered up and ready, because in my opinion,
this shit’s so good you just might beat off to my review before actually going to their site and hammering a dozen or so out (per day, of
course).
Let’s start with the obligatory physical description of our lady of the hour, Stephanie.  Firstly, she’s got an extraordinary set of tits.
Ahem…I mean an extraordinary set of REAL tits.  In fact, everything about her is real.  She’s 5’5″, 114 lbs., 34D (as in “Damn, those are some
nice, real titties!”).  And by far my favorite thing about her is her perfect — and I mean 100% perfect — ass.  The best way I can describe her
is to say that she looks like a sexy secretary — but not like a chick trying to go out of her way to be that.  She’s naturally hot as shit and,
at the same time, down to Earth.
Not only in bed, but also on the site.  You see, she runs this motherfucker all by herself.  No big companies to fuck shit up or tell lies or
jack up the price.  This site is something of a hobby for her and her husband (they both have day jobs), and just like you get a kick out of your
hobby of playing World of Warcraft or flying little remote controlled airplanes or whatever the fuck it is that you do for shits and grins –
Stephanie and her husband really enjoy this shit and have a lot of fun doing it.  And that, my friends, is blatantly evident in every scene that
they do.  No going through the motions for a quick update here.  They love the SHIT out of this.
Let me give you an example of some of the stellar cock splintering shit you’re going to see here.  Remember our beloved Housewife Kelly?  Well,
Stephanie and her man met up with Kelly and her man in a hotel room at the Foxwoods Casino.  The video of the encounter blew me the fuck away.
There was constant fucking, switching, pussy eating and on and on.  The ladies were moaning and yelling so loudly (and it wasn’t fake acting shit
– it was true pleasure yelling), that the management kept calling the room to tell them to shut the fuck up.  At one point, Stephanie’s pussy is
so fucking wet and sloshy and Kelly’s husband is hammering her so hard, it literally sounds like a Clydesdale galloping through a quarter-mile
mud puddle.  Eventually, she finished him off with her specialty — a ball numbing blow job to milk the snake.  The entire foursome scene is one
that this grizzled veteran would put at or near the top of ANY fucking list of greats.
And that’s just a fucking taste.  All of the scenes are memorable — fucking every single one of them.  It’s truly a great amateur couple site,
and the thing about this couple is that they don’t edit their shit into short clips to milk it.  It’s not uncommon at all for them to have scenes
over 45 minutes that they have to break up into a couple of parts, presumably so you don’t get carried away and rip your cock off of its
foundation and hurl it at the fucking wall in sexual glee (like I accidentally did).
The fee is a scant $19.95 per month.  Sure, that sounds “common”, and it is — but only in price.  $20 is a decent price for almost any porn
site, but for this site, it’s a god damned steal.  There’s about 2 years or so worth of material already on the site (shit loads of videos), and
they update all the fucking time. Plus, you get that personal touch that you love to find on a site, but rarely do.  All of the behind the scenes
and in front of the camera work is done by Stephanie and her husband.  And that also means when you send an email, she’s the one you’re gonna be
talking to and hearing from.
If you have ever believed anything that I have ever written or said, believe this — in the near future, Sex With Stephanie will be a household
name amongst amateur porn lovers such as yourself.  You’d better fucking believe it — and you’d better go check it out for yourself.
Have you ever gotten flat out fucking bored while you were jerking off? That happens to me on a lot of “pro” sites from time to time. One time I was beating my dick and got a little sidetracked thinking about whether I had paid the electric bill for the month.  Next thing I knew, I was second in line at the post office, naked and flogging the chowder out of my cock right there in the lobby.  Moral of the story:  Stick to amateur couple porn (and have all of your bills automatically deducted from your bank account each month).
It’s very rare that a couple comes along and knocks the everloving shit out of me with their site, especially a couple that’s been flying below the radar.  But I’m here to help change all of that shit right now.  Stephanie and her husband have put together the greatest husband and wife site that you’ve never heard of, SexWithStephanie.com. Take that shit to the sperm bank.  So get lathered up and ready, because in my opinion, this shit’s so good you just might beat off to my review before actually going to their site and hammering a dozen or so out (per day, of course).
Let’s start with the obligatory physical description of our lady of the hour, Stephanie.  Firstly, she’s got an extraordinary set of tits.  Ahem…I mean an extraordinary set of REAL tits.  In fact, everything about her is real.  She’s 5’5″, 114 lbs., 34D (as in “Damn, those are some nice, real titties!”).  And by far my favorite thing about her is her perfect — and I mean 100% perfect — ass.  The best way I can describe her is to say that she looks like a sexy secretary — but not like a chick trying to go out of her way to be that.  She’s naturally hot as shit and, at the same time, down to Earth.
Not only in bed, but also on the site.  You see, she runs this motherfucker all by herself.  No big companies to fuck shit up or tell lies or jack up the price.  This site is something of a hobby for her and her husband (they both have day jobs), and just like you get a kick out of your hobby of playing World of Warcraft or flying little remote controlled airplanes or whatever the fuck it is that you do for shits and grins — Stephanie and her husband really enjoy this shit and have a lot of fun doing it.  And that, my friends, is blatantly evident in every scene that they do.  No going through the motions for a quick update here.  They love the SHIT out of this.
Let me give you an example of some of the stellar cock splintering shit you’re going to see here.  Remember our beloved Housewife Kelly?  Well, Stephanie and her man met up with Kelly and her man in a hotel room at the Foxwoods Casino.  The video of the encounter blew me the fuck away.  There was constant fucking, switching, pussy eating and on and on. The ladies were moaning and yelling so loudly (and it wasn’t fake acting shit — it was true pleasure yelling), that the management kept calling the room to tell them to shut the fuck up. At one point, Stephanie’s pussy is so fucking wet and sloshy and Kelly’s husband is hammering her so hard, it literally sounds like a Clydesdale galloping through a quarter-mile mud puddle.  Eventually, she finished him off with her specialty — a ball numbing blow job to milk the snake.  The entire foursome scene is one that this grizzled veteran would put at or near the top of ANY fucking list of greats.
And that’s just a fucking taste.  All of the scenes are memorable — fucking every single one of them.  It’s truly a great amateur couple site, and the thing about this couple is that they don’t edit their shit into short clips to milk it.  It’s not uncommon at all for them to have scenes over 45 minutes that they have to break up into a couple of parts, presumably so you don’t get carried away and rip your cock off of its foundation and hurl it at the fucking wall in sexual glee (like I accidentally did).
The fee is a scant $19.95 per month.  Sure, that sounds “common”, and it is — but only in price.  $20 is a decent price for almost any porn site, but for this site, it’s a god damned steal.  There’s about 2 years or so worth of material already on the site (shit loads of videos), and they update all the fucking time. Plus, you get that personal touch that you love to find on a site, but rarely do.  All of the behind the scenes and in front of the camera work is done by Stephanie and her husband.  And that also means when you send an email, she’s the one you’re gonna be talking to and hearing from.
If you have ever believed anything that I have ever written or said, believe this — in the near future, Sex With Stephanie will be a household name amongst amateur porn lovers such as yourself.  You’d better fucking believe it — and you’d better go check it out for yourself.

Visit SexWithStephanie.com

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Rick Savage Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She stabbed a Vulcan

She stabbed a Vulcan

The site: ricksavage.com

The price:$1.00 trial

The verdict: I really, really liked the feel of this site. Very dark shit, but this is the place to be if you’re into that sort of thing. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.ricksavage.com

I thought Rick Savage was a rocker with the 80s hair metal band Def Leppard? I don’t want to watch some old, fat, washed up musician dragging his decrepit, barely-animated pseudo-boner across the snouts of has-been groupies!!

Oh…wrong Rick Savage. Sorry ’bout that, folks. This one here is apparently a master at the art of bondage. RickSavage.com purports to have over 200 bondage videos. I did not check those stats for accuracy, but the videos that I did see on RickSavage were very dark, sinister and very, very good.

Obviously, I have been to a ton of fetish and bondage sites. Lots of them that claim to be true fetish/bondage sites just aren’t. They have a chick or two in pleather with their hands bound by a silk ribbon. Fuck that sissy shit. Rick here knows what the fuck he’s doing.

First of all, the videos have a very nice amateur quality to them. No bright studio lights and “barie doll” models getting lightly tapped on the ass. These are REAL chicks (still hot, just not unrealistically so), who are getting fucking tied up so hard their circulation is cut off. There are LOTS of props involved including, but not limited to, clothes pins, clamps, 2 X 4s, ball gags, ropes, scissors, rakes — fucking lots of crazy shit. Very, very nice usage of the props here.

$1.00 trial memberships are available, which is always the route I advise you go at first (and I NEVER pass up a $1.00 trial). Keep going and you pay $39.95 for a 30 day membership. That seems steep at first, but in addition to the stellar content on Rick Savage, you also get full access to at least 30 more fetish sites. When they put it that way, it’s really a pretty sweet deal.

I really, really liked the feel of this site. Very dark shit, but this is the place to be if you’re into that sort of thing.

10 out of 10

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Little Mutt Review

by The Devil (admin)

Red on top is fucking phenomenal

"Freckles, I love you...there's a rainbow on your face..."

The site: littlemutt.com

The price:$19.95 per month

The verdict: A fucking home run if we’ve ever seen one. I say that even with the shitty navigation — when that’s fixed I may come back and give it an 11. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.littlemutt.com

Have you guys ever beat off to a catalog? I was told that I was fucking weird when my buddy caught me doing it. Of course, I do admit it wasn’t like it was Victoria’s Secret of the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. But still-what’s so awful about cranking my root to the Radio Shack sale bill?

Let’s get this out there right away – fucking STELLAR talent on this site. LOTS of gorgeous 20-something gals (and even a little fresher than that lots of the time). And you can be damn sure that I am not just tossing the word gorgeous around – they are fucking drop dead stunners. Honestly…some of the best – if not THE best – content I have seen in a long, long time.

They are chick-next-door types, but this is no grainy, shitty home video site. Instead, they have found the most gorgeous “normal” chicks around (around where is what I want to know – these chicks are god damned incredible), and shot them in very high quality video and film. Oh – and you may want to know this little tidbit– they all take turns fucking each other.

Why do I hold these chicks in such high regard? Well, if you saw them on the street, you would never guess they are in porn, which makes them that much hotter. They are like the chick that works at the bank drive-thru that gives you a bone-dog every time you make a deposit. Or the sweet little thing that you see at the pool all the time that makes you cum your shorts. It’s those kinds of chicks – -and tons of them.

There are chicks of just about every flavor here, so whatever plays your fiddle you should be able to find. My personal favorite was Faye Reagan. This little redhead is covered in freckles – a precious rarity in porn. She’s one of the cutest gals I’ve ever seen in porn as well. In fact, I would join this site specifically to watch her work.

Here’s a tip you won’t get anywhere else, because the Devil has some fucking sources – Little Mutt is making some MAJOR site improvements in the next couple of weeks. Their major downfall has been sub par navigation. Well, get this – the members let them know it sucked, and they listened. They are currently completely rewriting the site navigation, implementing new toolbars that are more intuitive, systematic and efficient, making it MUCH easier for member to find their way around the site and find the content they want.

Pretty good sign, huh? If they listen on issues like that, how fast do you think they’ll jump to change the actual content to please the members? Real fucking fast is the answer. Oh – and they aren’t upping the membership fee for any of this. It stays at $30 per month – and cheaper plans are available the longer you join. Shit – join for a year and it’s only about $10 per month.

A fucking home run if we’ve ever seen one. I say that even with the shitty navigation — when that’s fixed I may come back and give it an 11.

Visit LittleMutt.com

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Dancing Bear Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dance!

Dance!

The site: dancingbear.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 per month

The verdict: Excellent site, excellent chicks, excellent reality. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.dancingbear.com

I’ve never met a male stripper, but I’d like to think I would get along with one. We have a lot in common. Nice abs, buff body, huge cock. Wait — those are the things we would NOT have in common. Hmmm…I wonder if male strippers like to fish?

Where in the fuck do I begin with a dandy site like DancingBear.com? Let’s start with the elephant — er, bear — in the room. I have no fucking clue why there’s a dancing bear involved, or why a nude, male stripper sometimes wears a giant bear head while fucking REAL chicks at bachelorette parties and such. I really don’t Don’t much care either. If the site was a piece of shit I might be more concerned. As it is, the site’s great, so fuck the bear shit and let’s get to the real meat of the site.

DancingBear is a combination of one of those reality sites where male strippers are fucked and sucked by ravenous female pecker lickers that have come to see these dudes dance, and a CFNM site. What’s CFNM? Clothed females, nude males. Look into this shit — it’s a pretty cool fetish.

There are more and more sites popping up like Dancing Bear. That is to say, more and more male-stripper-hammering-horndog-housewife-out-on-the-town sites. I fucking love them. They are reality sites, which is always a good thing. The greatest part for me is that the chicks are always looking their best b/c they are out for a night on the town, and they are always horny as shit, because they are watching hard bodies and hard ons drag across the stage. Remember how horny you were the last time you went to a skin club? Same shit, man.

Seriously — go check out the free samples they have. I guaran-fucking-tee you that if youa re into reality and amateur type shit you will love this kind of site. You will also love that it’s only $7.50 per month if you join for a year (and 2 day trials are a fucking $1 bill).

Excellent site, excellent chicks, excellent reality.

10 out of 10

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The Upper Floor Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Make no mistake, there are some deviant bastards in this picture

Make no mistake, there are some deviant bastards in this picture

The site: theupperfloor.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.theupperfloor.com

Talk about hot of the presses — TheUpperFloor.com is as fresh as it gets. Shit — as I write this The Upper Floor hasn’t even launched yet. But I’m a VIP, motherfuckers, so I can sneak peeks so you fuckers know what to expect from The Upper Floor.  Expect some grand motherfucking things.

The best way to describe The Upper Floor is to let the people who made (Kink.com) it tell you themselves. Sure, it’s cheating on my part, but fuck it — here’s what they have to say:

“Kink.com has spent 11 years producing quality BDSM entertainment, with a view to celebrating and demystifying alternative sexualities. The Armory is a 200,000 sq foot ex-military castle in the heart of San Francisco. After kink.com obtained the armory, a wider mission was formed of ‘exploring and demystifying alternative lifestyles’.

The most illusive and challenging such concept worthy of exploration was the creation of a 24×7 BDSM lifestyle space as fantasized about in BDSM literature such as ‘Story of O’, Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty Series, and Laura Antoniou’s MarketPlace Series. Such literature often describes a castle like place in which the norms of society are replaced by the rules of dominance and submission. “The Upper Floor” is an exploration into the feasibility of such a place and lifestyle.

Mission: To create a 24×7 alternative lifestyle community.
Vision: To repurpose the top floor of the Armory as an Edwardian styled Great House, in which masters, mistresses and slaves will all have a role.”

Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed.

10 out of 10

Visit TheUpperFloor.com

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Kink Live Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

kinklive

She will do shit to you that will scar you for life.

The site: kinklive.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Kink Live is made by Kinky. Kinky is made by Satan himself. That’s right — it’s the best of the best when it comes to deviant dick drainers. Kinky has been doing this shit for years, and perfected it a long time ago, so you can always be assured at Kink Live that the chicks and dudes will know what they’re doing when it come to TRUE BDSM and the like. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.kinklive.com

Ina  minute, Kink Live, but first I have to tell you a tale.  One time I feverishly beat off to a video of a dude jerking off while watching some porn of his own, as he hammered away at his dirt hole with a stapler. After about 20 minutes of waiting for the pop shot, I realized that the feed was actually from my own webcam. It sucked, since I has just bought the stapler the week before.

Watching a video of a chick getting beaten and fucked is pretty cool — but watching that shit live is a whole new kind of special. At least there is for me. I get a lot better nut knowing that the bitch on screen is actually enduring her pain and submission at the exact moment I am spunking on my dungeon floor. KinkLive.com makes that shit happen.

Not only the thrill of it being live, but they also have session where you can chat live with a submissive gal. That’s huge, since they aren’t easy to find in real life if you live in Arkansas or Iowa. Yes, I’m talk to you, Bubba. You can finally talk all the shit you want to a filthy bitch. And this time the cops won’t kick the boards out of the windows of your trailer and haul you in.

This is a pay by the minuite site, like pretty much all live sites. You buy “kinks”, which start at $1 per kink, but get cheaper the more you buy. Teh live shows vary in price, but you are generally looking at about 2 to 3 kinks per minute.

KinkLive is made by Kinky. Kinky is made by Satan himself. That’s right — it’s the best of the best when it comes to deviant dick drainers. Kinky has been doing this shit for years, and perfected it a long time ago, so you can always be assured at Kink Live that the chicks and dudes will know what they’re doing when it come to TRUE BDSM and the like.

10 out of 10

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WifeysWorld Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

cum eater

"Do I have something on my face?"

The site: wifeysworld.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½ (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.wifeysworld.com

It’s uniqueness that makes or breaks a porn site, and unfortunately, the cookie-cutter nature of most sites eventually breaks them. If your group of bleary-eyed, crank-addicted 19-year-olds just like another site’s 19-year-old coke-head strippers shooting fuck flicks after work, then your site probably isn’t going to last too long.

On the other hand, there’s Wifey’s World. Wifey breaks all the rules; she’s married, she’s in her mid-30s at least, she’s not Barbie-doll thin and she doesn’t have fake boobs. On that last one, though, she’s pretty well set, with a natural rack so huge she’ll have back problems in under 10 years, we guarantee it. But until then, let’s enjoy her site. Because it’s hot.

Wifey clearly gets off on fucking her husband (code name, “Hubby” — creative, eh?) on camera. It’s actually hard to tell what gets her hotter — her own orgasms, or her husband’s. She’s got a fetish for taking cumshots to the grill (which, along with her massive tits, make up her two “niche” audiences to whom she appeals), and likes to play dress-up and fulfill fantasies for her members.

Wifey is always cumming, and it’s hot. It’s not squealy, squirmy little airhead orgasms, either; we’re talking about deep, throaty growling orgasms…the kind where every moan leading up to the big O sounds like the guttural noise you make on the toilet when you’re shitting out a turd the size of a Mag-Lite. After all these years, she’s still the most popular amateur wife site on the Web (Heather at I Deep Throat is a close second). Small wonder. Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WIFEYSWORLD.COM

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Back Room Casting Couch Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

There is a window, it cant be a back room.

Just toss it in the corner, Honey - you won't be needing it anymore.

The site: backroomcastingcouch.com

The price:$24.95/mo

The verdict: One of the truly great sites to slick your googler to. My only regret is that I have but one cock to sacrifice to it.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

I am compiling a list of sexual things that I want to accomplish before I die.

I am calling it my Fucket List.

I’m not going to get into any specifics with you, but I can tell you that the following words do appear on the list:

Spam, through, eviscerate, Mao Tse Tung, Barcelona, completely yellow, Kansas City and tri corner hat.
Okay – either I am just getting really lucky lately, or the world on internet porn is stepping up its act.  Back Room Casting Couch is the second site in a row that made me want to buy an expensive pair of silk, elbow length gloves to beat off with, so I wouldn’t damage my cock in any way while I completely lose control jerking it.

This motherfucker is outstanding.

But I want to warn the makers of Back Room Casting Couch that I will hold them 100% responsible for any permanent boner damage that takes place over the next 72 hours that I spend feverishly fucking my fist to their videos.

Back Room Casting Couch not only features hot amateurs, it also highlights the stupidity of a chick in need of cash. This guy puts out an ad, gets them in the door and tells them they need to try out – withOUT pay – to see if they get the porn gig. He films it all and then, after delivering the sperm, lets them in on a little secret…he’s no talent scout and there is no job. Hilarity ensues! It’s great because I never know how to react while I am cleaning the jizz off of my computer, and now I can spend that moment laughing at these dumb bitches!

The price of admission is just under $30. Is that a good deal? Did fucking Rose Kennedy have a black dress? Of course it’s a good deal – it’s fucking amateur bitches getting tricked AND fucked! And apparently you get a ton of additional vagina busting sites as well, but I doubt you’ll ever need them.

One of the truly great sites to slick your googler to. My only regret is that I have but one cock to sacrifice to it.

10 out of 10

To join:www.backroomcastingcouch.com

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Exploited College Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

exploitedcollegegirls

The face of exploitation.

The site: exploitedcollegegirls.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: This dandy is a standard $30 to join monthly, and apparently you get access to an additional 23 porn sites. Are those other sites good? I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care. I will spend all of my time watching the gutter sluts of the halls of academia take loads of nut mud to the face, thank you very much. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.exploitedcollegegirls.com

I exploited many, many chicks in college. One time in particular, I convinced a chick that I was the sole heir to a shipping magnate’s fortune. Then I convinced her that she needed to let me fuck or or she would be murdered. I followed that up with tricking her into letting me stick my three longest toes into her asshole. Finally, I talked her into letting me simultaneously cum in her nostril and hit her as hard as I could with a ball peen hammer. College chicks RULE!

That’s why all of the bullshit about tough times and recession and shit like that never fazed me. These are the fucking golden years, peeps. And sites like this one are the reason why. These chicks are as real as your foreclosed home, fucker.

Here’s the boil down – hot college chicks getting fucked. Seen that line before? Maybe, but this time it’s not bullshit. These are not the supposed college chicks you see on many sites, taking bones in a studio in Van Nuys. These are actual students – with the schools they go to listed for your Googling pleasure.

The great thing, to me, about this site is the fact that most of these chicks have no desire to be in the porn business. Lots of sites features chicks that are trying WAY too hard to be sexy. These chicks here are trying to make money. Period. So when this dude crams his ham into their ass, they usually don’t go, “ohhhh yesss.” Instead they scream “OWWW!” and asked that it promptly be removed.

This lucky feller figured out something that we all knew – college chicks are sluts. Broke sluts. Broke sluts willing to experiment in this exploratory phase of their life. So, he got a camera and put out an and voila! How college sluts -tons of them – sucking on his hanger on film. Fuck Einstein – this dude should be branded a genius.

Favorite? That’s like asking me which of my testicles I like more. I love them both equally, as I love each and every naive little cunt on this site. But if I HAVE to pick one to feature, and apparently I do, I will go with Remi. Why? I don’t know – because you made me pick on, dick! Plus, I like the look on her face when the cock hits her colon.This dandy is a standard $30 to join monthly, and apparently you get access to an additional 23 porn sites. Are those other sites good? I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care. I will spend all of my time watching the gutter sluts of the halls of academia take loads of nut mud to the face, thank you very much.

Visit the site: WWW.EXPLOITEDCOLLEGEGIRLS.COM

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