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Reality Kings Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Reality Kings Sample Photo

Reality Kings Sample Photo

The site: realitykings.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: I’ve seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that this is one of the best – if not THE very best – internet porno network that has ever existed. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.realitykings.com

Have you ever tried to describe a fireworks show to someone? Pretty fucking hard, isn’t it? You can talk into you’re blue in the face, but you’ll never really get your point across unless and until that person actually sees some, if not all, of the fireworks displays himself. That’s what it would be like for me to describe the Reality Kings to you.It’s a pornographic fireworks display that will leave you oohhing and aaahhhing – and cumming your pants.

I was fucking floored when I realized we’d never reviewed this site before. I’ve been on this site more times than your Mom has been on a big, bulging cock. Okay – not that fucking many times – but I’ve been there a lot. Easily one of my favorite sites and networks. The girls are on TOP of the top-shelf girls, the video is as crisp and clear as video gets, the themes are not bullshit fake classroom shit – but real fucking scenarios with incredible looking sluts.

Here are the sites you get for one monthly fee (each of these is individually reviewed elsewhere here on Porny Little Devil, MILF Hunter, Money Talks, We Live Together, In The VIP, Street Blowjobs, 8th Street Latinas, Round and Brown, Cum Fiesta, Big Naturals, Mike In Brazil, Mike’s Apartment (one of my favorite all-time sites), Big Tits Boss, Monster Curves, First Time Auditions, Pure 18, MILF Next Door.In case you didn’t realize – that’s like having Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Larry Bird, Dan Marino, John Elway, Jerry Rice, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Mickey Mantle and fucking God — all on the same fucking team.

I wish I had the time to describe each site for you – but that’d take a year (not to mention I couldn’t do it justice). But a couple you MUST check out are Mike’s Apartment and In The VIP. Mikes Apartment is set overseas where Mike and the fellers take out an ad for a roommate, and when hot chicks respond, they fuck them in exchange for free room and board. In The VIP is a site that’s set in different nightclubs where the guys get hot (way fucking hot, that is) chicks to shake their money makers on the dance floor, then to fuck and suck them in the VIP room.

Oh – a side note that has nothing to do with porn, but you’ll also see a lot of MMA fighter, and terrifying human being Kimbo Slice on these sites – he was a body guard for the Reality Kings dudes before he got into organized fighting. Obviously, they were the safest porn dudes in the world for a time.

So there you have it. I’ve seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that this is one of the best – if not THE very best – internet porno network that has ever existed. Is that fucking clear cut enough for you? … 10 out of 10


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Dancing Bear Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dance!

Dance!

The site: dancingbear.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 per month

The verdict: Excellent site, excellent chicks, excellent reality. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.dancingbear.com

I’ve never met a male stripper, but I’d like to think I would get along with one. We have a lot in common. Nice abs, buff body, huge cock. Wait — those are the things we would NOT have in common. Hmmm…I wonder if male strippers like to fish?

Where in the fuck do I begin with a dandy site like DancingBear.com? Let’s start with the elephant — er, bear — in the room. I have no fucking clue why there’s a dancing bear involved, or why a nude, male stripper sometimes wears a giant bear head while fucking REAL chicks at bachelorette parties and such. I really don’t Don’t much care either. If the site was a piece of shit I might be more concerned. As it is, the site’s great, so fuck the bear shit and let’s get to the real meat of the site.

DancingBear is a combination of one of those reality sites where male strippers are fucked and sucked by ravenous female pecker lickers that have come to see these dudes dance, and a CFNM site. What’s CFNM? Clothed females, nude males. Look into this shit — it’s a pretty cool fetish.

There are more and more sites popping up like Dancing Bear. That is to say, more and more male-stripper-hammering-horndog-housewife-out-on-the-town sites. I fucking love them. They are reality sites, which is always a good thing. The greatest part for me is that the chicks are always looking their best b/c they are out for a night on the town, and they are always horny as shit, because they are watching hard bodies and hard ons drag across the stage. Remember how horny you were the last time you went to a skin club? Same shit, man.

Seriously — go check out the free samples they have. I guaran-fucking-tee you that if youa re into reality and amateur type shit you will love this kind of site. You will also love that it’s only $7.50 per month if you join for a year (and 2 day trials are a fucking $1 bill).

Excellent site, excellent chicks, excellent reality.

10 out of 10

Visit DancingBear.com

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Money Talks Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

money is good, greed it good

money is good, greed it good

The site: moneytalks.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: One of my all-time faves. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.moneytalks.com

Money Talks, huh? You’re fuckin’ A right it does. Loud and clear, too! Especially when you put a cock-gobbling slut in front of it. It not only talks, but it also undresses bitches and gets your cock sucked for you.

I’ve actually been, ahem…”using” this site for quite a long time and didn’t realize until today that I had never reviewed it. What in the FUCK is my problem? I’ve been holding out on you guys. If I were you I’d kick the shit out of me, like that buddy who never tells you he has weed until it’s almost gone.

This site is sort of a porno meets Jackass meets “What would you do for a Klondike bar?” They find hot chicks and offer them varying amounts of U.S. currency in exchange for (usually) sexual acts. Every now and then they’ll throw in a lizard-biting-a-nut-sack stunt or some shit like that. The one constant is that they always — ALWAYS — seem to find the ultra-hot chick that will do anything for money.

I always like it when I get the chance to see great porn with some humor mixed in. When you consider the quality of the chicks they bag, the exceptional clarity and quality of the videos and the cheap price ($4.95 for a 3 day trial and only $24.95 per month after that), no one does their trade better than the folks that put this site on (which happens to be the Reality Kings, industry leaders in the porn biz).

Let me give you one example (of the hundreds of videos) — Alisha is the name of a smoking hot blonde bartender (she kind of reminds me of a foreign Elisha Cuthbert). The boys from Money Talks let their money do some talking, and eventually coaxed her into taking a break, heading to the bathroom and sucking a boner dry. Her accent alone gave me wood, and her taking a blast to the face finished me off. There are TONS of videos like this (massage girls getting paid for happy finishes, girls on the street fucking in cars, etc.) available here.

And do NOT make the mistake of thinking this is all a gimmicky thing and there is no good fucking. There is GREAT fucking of this site. And the girls are also incredible. This is NOT some thrown together Jackass spinoff with a tit here or there. It’s a porno site first, funny second.

One of my all-time faves.

Visit the site: www.moneytalks.com

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Housewife Kelly Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The site: HousewifeKelly.com

The price:$24.95 for the first month; $19.95 recurring

The verdict: Something WAY more special than I was ever expecting.   10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click herewww.housewifekelly.com

No mortal shirt can contain these beasts!

No mortal shirt can contain these beasts!

Have you ever gotten flat out fucking bored while you were jerking off?  That happens to me on a lot of “pro” sites from time to time.  One time
I was beating my dick and got a little sidetracked thinking about whether I had paid the electric bill for the month or not.  Next thing I knew,
I was second in line at the post office, naked and flogging the chowder out of my cock right there in the lobby.  Moral of the story:  Stick to
amateur couple porn (and have all of your bills automatically deducted from your bank account each month).
It’s very rare that a couple comes along and knocks the everloving shit out of me with their site, especially a couple that’s been flying below
the radar.  But I’m here to help change all of that shit right now.  Stephanie and her husband have put together the greatest husband and wife
site that you’ve never heard of, SexWithStephanie.com. Take that shit to the sperm bank.  So get lathered up and ready, because in my opinion,
this shit’s so good you just might beat off to my review before actually going to their site and hammering a dozen or so out (per day, of
course).
Let’s start with the obligatory physical description of our lady of the hour, Stephanie.  Firstly, she’s got an extraordinary set of tits.
Ahem…I mean an extraordinary set of REAL tits.  In fact, everything about her is real.  She’s 5′5″, 114 lbs., 34D (as in “Damn, those are some
nice, real titties!”).  And by far my favorite thing about her is her perfect — and I mean 100% perfect — ass.  The best way I can describe her
is to say that she looks like a sexy secretary — but not like a chick trying to go out of her way to be that.  She’s naturally hot as shit and,
at the same time, down to Earth.
Not only in bed, but also on the site.  You see, she runs this motherfucker all by herself.  No big companies to fuck shit up or tell lies or
jack up the price.  This site is something of a hobby for her and her husband (they both have day jobs), and just like you get a kick out of your
hobby of playing World of Warcraft or flying little remote controlled airplanes or whatever the fuck it is that you do for shits and grins –
Stephanie and her husband really enjoy this shit and have a lot of fun doing it.  And that, my friends, is blatantly evident in every scene that
they do.  No going through the motions for a quick update here.  They love the SHIT out of this.
Let me give you an example of some of the stellar cock splintering shit you’re going to see here.  Remember our beloved Housewife Kelly?  Well,
Stephanie and her man met up with Kelly and her man in a hotel room at the Foxwoods Casino.  The video of the encounter blew me the fuck away.
There was constant fucking, switching, pussy eating and on and on.  The ladies were moaning and yelling so loudly (and it wasn’t fake acting shit
– it was true pleasure yelling), that the management kept calling the room to tell them to shut the fuck up.  At one point, Stephanie’s pussy is
so fucking wet and sloshy and Kelly’s husband is hammering her so hard, it literally sounds like a Clydesdale galloping through a quarter-mile
mud puddle.  Eventually, she finished him off with her specialty — a ball numbing blow job to milk the snake.  The entire foursome scene is one
that this grizzled veteran would put at or near the top of ANY fucking list of greats.
And that’s just a fucking taste.  All of the scenes are memorable — fucking every single one of them.  It’s truly a great amateur couple site,
and the thing about this couple is that they don’t edit their shit into short clips to milk it.  It’s not uncommon at all for them to have scenes
over 45 minutes that they have to break up into a couple of parts, presumably so you don’t get carried away and rip your cock off of its
foundation and hurl it at the fucking wall in sexual glee (like I accidentally did).
The fee is a scant $19.95 per month.  Sure, that sounds “common”, and it is — but only in price.  $20 is a decent price for almost any porn
site, but for this site, it’s a god damned steal.  There’s about 2 years or so worth of material already on the site (shit loads of videos), and
they update all the fucking time. Plus, you get that personal touch that you love to find on a site, but rarely do.  All of the behind the scenes
and in front of the camera work is done by Stephanie and her husband.  And that also means when you send an email, she’s the one you’re gonna be
talking to and hearing from.
If you have ever believed anything that I have ever written or said, believe this — in the near future, Sex With Stephanie will be a household
name amongst amateur porn lovers such as yourself.  You’d better fucking believe it — and you’d better go check it out for yourself.
This is the fucking shit, people.  This is EXACTLY the kind of porn I like to stumble upon.  Why?  Because it makes my dick harder than Chinese arithmetic and it makes me cum like a one-man bukkake fest.  A pure, raw amateur housewife that likes to fuck on the internet.  No studios, no fancy lighting, no actors or actresses, no corporation running the site, no bullshit – just a couple (and their friends) and a camera.  I’m telling you right now this fucker’s getting a 10 ranking…but read on.
Kelly herself is actually very sexy.  Not in a way that you’d see her walking down the street and literally get a boner and cum in your trousers – more of the “that chick is pretty fucking sexy, I wish I could see her get nailed” type of hot.  36-28-34.  Her hair is sort of strawberry blonde and her eyes are green.  Perfect body, actually – not rail thin, but not an ounce overweight either.
Her and her husband Shawn started fuck-filming a couple of years ago, back in 2006.  That was after gaining years of experience at swingers clubs (Kelly is bisexual and Shawn lets her fuck other women AND men).  On their site, they have a shitload of videos (apparently they stay busy fucking a lot) and they don’t just roll around the same old bed with the two of them.  There are orgies, public fucks, a 4 woman masturbation session, threesomes, girl on girl, acting out members’ requests – and countless additional situations.  They add videos regularly, and between updates they blog constantly.
$24.95 will get you the first month, and $19.95 will get you each month thereafter.  I am always amazed that sites like this – sites with REAL fucking and REAL couples, are comparable in price to other types of sties (or even cheaper).  The material is so much more erotic here since you know it’s really happening, and some scrungy fucker is not yelling “CUT!” off and on.  I swear – I take deals like this each and every time they come along.  And as a bonus you get about 10 or so additional sites for free – but I will probably not even fuck with them as they are not at all like Kelly’s here.  That being said, she does have links to a good deal of her “friends” — all of whom are amateur swingers like Kelly and Shawn here.  I am definitely checking them out!
Shawn and Kelly emailed us and asked us to review their site.  I expected, as with many others who have done this, some corporate site that was good enough – but nothing special.  I got something WAY more special than I was ever expecting.
10 out of 10

Visit HousewifeKelly.com

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Sex With Stephanie Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The site: SexWithStephanie.com

The price:$19.95 per month

The verdict: The best husband and wife amateur couple site that you’ve never heard of.   10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

There's more where this came from.

There's more where this came from.

To join, click here: www.sexwithstephanie.com

Have you ever gotten flat out fucking bored while you were jerking off?  That happens to me on a lot of “pro” sites from time to time.  One time
I was beating my dick and got a little sidetracked thinking about whether I had paid the electric bill for the month or not.  Next thing I knew,
I was second in line at the post office, naked and flogging the chowder out of my cock right there in the lobby.  Moral of the story:  Stick to
amateur couple porn (and have all of your bills automatically deducted from your bank account each month).
It’s very rare that a couple comes along and knocks the everloving shit out of me with their site, especially a couple that’s been flying below
the radar.  But I’m here to help change all of that shit right now.  Stephanie and her husband have put together the greatest husband and wife
site that you’ve never heard of, SexWithStephanie.com. Take that shit to the sperm bank.  So get lathered up and ready, because in my opinion,
this shit’s so good you just might beat off to my review before actually going to their site and hammering a dozen or so out (per day, of
course).
Let’s start with the obligatory physical description of our lady of the hour, Stephanie.  Firstly, she’s got an extraordinary set of tits.
Ahem…I mean an extraordinary set of REAL tits.  In fact, everything about her is real.  She’s 5′5″, 114 lbs., 34D (as in “Damn, those are some
nice, real titties!”).  And by far my favorite thing about her is her perfect — and I mean 100% perfect — ass.  The best way I can describe her
is to say that she looks like a sexy secretary — but not like a chick trying to go out of her way to be that.  She’s naturally hot as shit and,
at the same time, down to Earth.
Not only in bed, but also on the site.  You see, she runs this motherfucker all by herself.  No big companies to fuck shit up or tell lies or
jack up the price.  This site is something of a hobby for her and her husband (they both have day jobs), and just like you get a kick out of your
hobby of playing World of Warcraft or flying little remote controlled airplanes or whatever the fuck it is that you do for shits and grins –
Stephanie and her husband really enjoy this shit and have a lot of fun doing it.  And that, my friends, is blatantly evident in every scene that
they do.  No going through the motions for a quick update here.  They love the SHIT out of this.
Let me give you an example of some of the stellar cock splintering shit you’re going to see here.  Remember our beloved Housewife Kelly?  Well,
Stephanie and her man met up with Kelly and her man in a hotel room at the Foxwoods Casino.  The video of the encounter blew me the fuck away.
There was constant fucking, switching, pussy eating and on and on.  The ladies were moaning and yelling so loudly (and it wasn’t fake acting shit
– it was true pleasure yelling), that the management kept calling the room to tell them to shut the fuck up.  At one point, Stephanie’s pussy is
so fucking wet and sloshy and Kelly’s husband is hammering her so hard, it literally sounds like a Clydesdale galloping through a quarter-mile
mud puddle.  Eventually, she finished him off with her specialty — a ball numbing blow job to milk the snake.  The entire foursome scene is one
that this grizzled veteran would put at or near the top of ANY fucking list of greats.
And that’s just a fucking taste.  All of the scenes are memorable — fucking every single one of them.  It’s truly a great amateur couple site,
and the thing about this couple is that they don’t edit their shit into short clips to milk it.  It’s not uncommon at all for them to have scenes
over 45 minutes that they have to break up into a couple of parts, presumably so you don’t get carried away and rip your cock off of its
foundation and hurl it at the fucking wall in sexual glee (like I accidentally did).
The fee is a scant $19.95 per month.  Sure, that sounds “common”, and it is — but only in price.  $20 is a decent price for almost any porn
site, but for this site, it’s a god damned steal.  There’s about 2 years or so worth of material already on the site (shit loads of videos), and
they update all the fucking time. Plus, you get that personal touch that you love to find on a site, but rarely do.  All of the behind the scenes
and in front of the camera work is done by Stephanie and her husband.  And that also means when you send an email, she’s the one you’re gonna be
talking to and hearing from.
If you have ever believed anything that I have ever written or said, believe this — in the near future, Sex With Stephanie will be a household
name amongst amateur porn lovers such as yourself.  You’d better fucking believe it — and you’d better go check it out for yourself.
Have you ever gotten flat out fucking bored while you were jerking off?  That happens to me on a lot of “pro” sites from time to time.  One time I was beating my dick and got a little sidetracked thinking about whether I had paid the electric bill for the month.  Next thing I knew, I was second in line at the post office, naked and flogging the chowder out of my cock right there in the lobby.  Moral of the story:  Stick to amateur couple porn (and have all of your bills automatically deducted from your bank account each month).
It’s very rare that a couple comes along and knocks the everloving shit out of me with their site, especially a couple that’s been flying below the radar.  But I’m here to help change all of that shit right now.  Stephanie and her husband have put together the greatest husband and wife site that you’ve never heard of, SexWithStephanie.com. Take that shit to the sperm bank.  So get lathered up and ready, because in my opinion, this shit’s so good you just might beat off to my review before actually going to their site and hammering a dozen or so out (per day, of course).
Let’s start with the obligatory physical description of our lady of the hour, Stephanie.  Firstly, she’s got an extraordinary set of tits.  Ahem…I mean an extraordinary set of REAL tits.  In fact, everything about her is real.  She’s 5′5″, 114 lbs., 34D (as in “Damn, those are some nice, real titties!”).  And by far my favorite thing about her is her perfect — and I mean 100% perfect — ass.  The best way I can describe her is to say that she looks like a sexy secretary — but not like a chick trying to go out of her way to be that.  She’s naturally hot as shit and, at the same time, down to Earth.
Not only in bed, but also on the site.  You see, she runs this motherfucker all by herself.  No big companies to fuck shit up or tell lies or jack up the price.  This site is something of a hobby for her and her husband (they both have day jobs), and just like you get a kick out of your hobby of playing World of Warcraft or flying little remote controlled airplanes or whatever the fuck it is that you do for shits and grins – Stephanie and her husband really enjoy this shit and have a lot of fun doing it.  And that, my friends, is blatantly evident in every scene that they do.  No going through the motions for a quick update here.  They love the SHIT out of this.
Let me give you an example of some of the stellar cock splintering shit you’re going to see here.  Remember our beloved Housewife Kelly?  Well, Stephanie and her man met up with Kelly and her man in a hotel room at the Foxwoods Casino.  The video of the encounter blew me the fuck away.  There was constant fucking, switching, pussy eating and on and on.  The ladies were moaning and yelling so loudly (and it wasn’t fake acting shit – it was true pleasure yelling), that the management kept calling the room to tell them to shut the fuck up.  At one point, Stephanie’s pussy is so fucking wet and sloshy and Kelly’s husband is hammering her so hard, it literally sounds like a Clydesdale galloping through a quarter-mile mud puddle.  Eventually, she finished him off with her specialty — a ball numbing blow job to milk the snake.  The entire foursome scene is one that this grizzled veteran would put at or near the top of ANY fucking list of greats.
And that’s just a fucking taste.  All of the scenes are memorable — fucking every single one of them.  It’s truly a great amateur couple site, and the thing about this couple is that they don’t edit their shit into short clips to milk it.  It’s not uncommon at all for them to have scenes over 45 minutes that they have to break up into a couple of parts, presumably so you don’t get carried away and rip your cock off of its foundation and hurl it at the fucking wall in sexual glee (like I accidentally did).
The fee is a scant $19.95 per month.  Sure, that sounds “common”, and it is — but only in price.  $20 is a decent price for almost any porn site, but for this site, it’s a god damned steal.  There’s about 2 years or so worth of material already on the site (shit loads of videos), and they update all the fucking time. Plus, you get that personal touch that you love to find on a site, but rarely do.  All of the behind the scenes and in front of the camera work is done by Stephanie and her husband.  And that also means when you send an email, she’s the one you’re gonna be talking to and hearing from.
If you have ever believed anything that I have ever written or said, believe this — in the near future, Sex With Stephanie will be a household name amongst amateur porn lovers such as yourself.  You’d better fucking believe it — and you’d better go check it out for yourself.

Visit SexWithStephanie.com

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The Upper Floor Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Make no mistake, there are some deviant bastards in this picture

Make no mistake, there are some deviant bastards in this picture

The site: theupperfloor.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.theupperfloor.com

Talk about hot of the presses — TheUpperFloor.com is as fresh as it gets. Shit — as I write this the site hasn’t even launched yet. But I’m a VIP, motherfuckers, so I can sneak peeks so you fuckers know what to expect.

The best way to describe this exceptionally great site is to let the people who made (Kink.com) it tell you themselves. Sure, it’s cheating on my part, but fuck it — here’s what they have to say:

“Kink.com has spent 11 years producing quality BDSM entertainment, with a view to celebrating and demystifying alternative sexualities. The Armory is a 200,000 sq foot ex-military castle in the heart of San Francisco. After kink.com obtained the armory, a wider mission was formed of ‘exploring and demystifying alternative lifestyles’.

The most illusive and challenging such concept worthy of exploration was the creation of a 24×7 BDSM lifestyle space as fantasized about in BDSM literature such as ‘Story of O’, Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty Series, and Laura Antoniou’s MarketPlace Series. Such literature often describes a castle like place in which the norms of society are replaced by the rules of dominance and submission. “The Upper Floor” is an exploration into the feasibility of such a place and lifestyle.

Mission: To create a 24×7 alternative lifestyle community.
Vision: To repurpose the top floor of the Armory as an Edwardian styled Great House, in which masters, mistresses and slaves will all have a role.”

Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed.

10 out of 10

Visit TheUpperFloor.com

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That dude isnt really a billionaire

That dude isnt really a billionaire

The site:whowantstofuckabillionaire.com
The price:$4.95 trial, $29.96/month (recurring)
The verdict: A SPECTACULAR site! Just what we are looking for a good time and lots of hours of jerking off. One of our favs!
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

Ok…let’s get it out of the way right up front. We LOVED this site. Great originality, great videos, great network, great everything. This is the kind of shit that gets noticed. Very nice work guys!

Steve and his buddies play a little game called Who Want to Fuck a Billionaire. They go down the street in a limo, find a girl they want to fuck and tell her that they will give her all kinds of money to fuck them on camera. After she does it, they usually drive away and leave her out in the cold with no money and a face that looks like a glazed donut. Either that, or they give her fake money to make her think she got rich (careful, boys — the feds do not like that shit) Ok, so we don’t really think that it is all unplanned and unstaged, but it doesn’t matter that much to us. They do a great job and pretending it is real, and the most important thing — the sex — is VERY real.

This site is extremely entertaining. It has the amateur qualities that we like, with the amateurish video and the           girls “off of the street.“ The girls are all average to above average, which is exactly how we like our amateurs. The fucking is all wonderful. And the degrading end satisfies our thirst for male domination (hey this is a fantasy, right? At least we can dominate here if not in the real world!!).

Girls like Tanya are what make the amateur porn world go ’round. Tanya is not particularly “hot”, but she is definitely cute and you would definitely fuck her. Trust us — you are lurking around on the internet for porn — you would fuck her. Anyway, Tanya supposedly thinks she is getting some good cash for fucking this young, black stud. And he really, really makes her earn that cash that she is not getting. She gets fucked HARD! What a great fuck scene we have here. In the end the fake money roll is presented and the bitch is discarded…but the fucking is stellar. Watch it.

The membership fee for these guys is a great deal at $4.95 for a three-day trial and $29.96 for a month. We would pay that in a New York minute to join this site by itself, but we do not have to do that. Why? Because this site does not come by itself, it comes with SEVENTY other sites! That is a fucking LOT of sites for a little dough. And we have seen ALL of the other sites too, and trust us when we say that this deal is well, well worth it!

A SPECTACULAR site! Just what we are looking for a good time and lots of hours of jerking off. One of our favs! … 10 out of 10

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Uniform Ladies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

There better be some thing good in that syringe

There better be some thing good in that syringe

The site: uniformladies.com
The verdict: Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.uniformladies.com

Ahhh…now THIS is more like it!!! Remember the good old days of porn — the fantasy days where people pretended to be cops or firefighters or nurses — just to spice things up a little? Remember when you could find great stuff like that instead of just interviews and straight fucking? We do — and this site brought it all rushing back to us! We missed you, oh sexual fantasy!

Uniform Ladies has a large variety of incredibly gorgeous ladies in differing garb. Christmas nighties, police girl unis and military millinery to name a few. Do you like the idea of cowgirls, nurses, school girls and stewardesses? Of course you do. They have every one of those — and DOZENS more. This is truly a great, great site if you are into role playing.

They have a HUGE gallery of thumb nailed pics and also a HUGE gallery of sexy videos, all of ladies in role play. This is a spectacular mega-collection of uniformed broads. It really is. We see a stray naughty nurse, or a schoolgirl site now and then — but it is rare for us to find such a huge archive all videos and pictures of so many different types of uniforms and dress-up play. This is a niche that needed filling and these folks have filled it!

Our favorite? DO you honestly think that we can pick a favorite dress-up character from a list that not only includes the aforementioned unis, but also construction gals, secretaries, ballerinas, chauffeurs and Russian spies? No chance at that — we loved every one of them. And we must reiterate — these chicks are fucking HOT!!!!!!!!! The hottest.

And the very best part of it we have not even mentioned yet. That is the price. $1.00 for a three day trial and $29.92 for a month. Not blown away, huh? How about if they throw in SIXTY other sites for no extra fee? We thought so. Over 60 sites for less than $30 per month. We have seen one or two networks with bigger deals, but they are few and far between. This is not only a wonderful site, but a wonderful network as well.

Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

Visit the site: www.uniformladies.com

10 out of 10

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The Boss XXX Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Shes on the correct career path

Shes on the correct career path

The site: thebossxxx.com

The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.

The verdict: What more can I say? A rich guy sharing his bounty with us? And it’s not even Christmas yet… 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.thebossxxx.com

I sit at a desk, look at porn all day and tell you what I think of it. When I get hungry, I get in my Lexus and drive to a fancy restaurant and have people feed me the finest foods in the city. Then I come back to my “comfortable” home, take a dip in the pool and relax in the hot tub. I have a good job. The guys on The Boss XXX make even ME jealous…This is the old casting couch story. Now, I don’t necessarily believe that these girls are being tricked or falling for anything, but that does not change the fact that the guy who runs The Boss XXX gets to have hot girls come into the office, and he gets to fuck them. End of story. And when HE’S done, HE gets into his BIG Mercedes, with his big dick, drives to fancier restaurants and gets better tables, then comes home to take a dip in his Olympic sized pool and then fucks more hot chicks. Yeah…I’m a little bitter.

But at least he had the common decency to share his escapades with us — and sharing is what I call it at only $1.00 to join. Yeah — he must be feeling guilty because he’s offering this site, as well as 12 others full of all original content and fucking HOT chicks in niche situation — for $1.00. Even YOU can afford that, Paco! You see? Sometimes rich people can be generous — and he’s not just giving you some fucking canned squash or an old mattress that he doesn’t want anymore — this is REAL charity for the poor — porn for a buck!

And did I mention how hot these chicks are? He gets all original girls that star only on his 13 sites — and he does NOT get shitbirds. One of the sites in the network has one of the hottest girls that I have ever seen on it (look for Zezabelle), and this very site has Courtney Foxxx, my favorite ebony chick of all time. We noticed this site a very short time ago, but already it has brown into one of our favorite sites out there. Outstanding shit.

What more can I say? A rich guy sharing his bounty with us? And it’s not even Christmas yet…

Visit the site: www.thebossxxx.com

10 out of 10

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Teen GFS

by The Caveman (admin)

The site: teengfs.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month
The verdict: You cannot go wrong with this site if you dig the amateur stuff. You just can’t – so don’t even try it! 9.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½ (9.5/10)
To join, click here: www.teengfs.com
Do your balls have anything to do with getting your dick hard? I think mine do. I believe that my ball sack houses a separate brain that controls the actions of my dong. I am pretty sure that my cock has no brain in it. And my head-brain obviously has no control over my dick, since my dick regularly gets hard in situations my head-brain knows are completely inappropriate (like any time I happen upon Benny Hinn healing someone on the religion channel).
Yeah – I have a ball-brain.I am often asked if I can even get off on porn anymore, since I critique it all day long. The answer is – -fuck yes! Of course I still get off to porn. Do you think a bank teller hates money because the bitch handles it all day? No, she does not. But I do get tired of certain types of professionally produced, glam porn. Home videos? Never. I never, ever, ever get tired of slicking off to chick-next-door getting fucked by their dudes. Never.
This site is like a miniature, digital heaven for me. Thousands of chicks on film and in photos. Dorm chicks, solo cam chicks, chicks riding white trash cock, chicks taking naked pictures of themselves in the mirror, chicks finger sticking other chicks at frat parties – just about every bonering situation my balls can think of. I do admire some of the dudes on this site, I must admit. I have never been able to get a chick to let me film a fuck session where I stick my baby-maker into her butt while she jams a pink buzzer into her cunt. If you can get a chick to let you do that to her on film, then put that film on the Internet for all to see – -hang on to her as tightly as you possibly can,. She’s a keeper.
Although money is no object for me when it comes to a site like this, they even offer this one fairly cheap. How’s about less than $1 per day? Yep – you can get a 1 day trial for a dollar, a one month membership for 82 cents per day and a 3 month membership for 66 cents per day. In other words, you already jerk off at least once a day – now you can do it to quality home videos for the change that you have in your pocket.
You cannot go wrong with this site if you dig the amateur stuff. You just can’t – so don’t even try it!

Visit the site: www.teengfs.com

9.5 out of 10

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