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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Why don't you have your images turned on?  You're on a porn site, for fuck's sake!  Turn them on the click to see Video Box, the best porn rental site.
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever fucked? I have a few up at the top of the list. Once, I hollowed out an antelope’s thigh bone, lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it. That was odd. I also fucked a disconnected trachea – same antelope. That felt better than the bone. Side note: I have since been banned from hunting in the lower 48 states.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Uniform Ladies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

There better be some thing good in that syringe

If that's not heroin, get the fuck out of my face.

The site: uniformladies.com
The verdict: Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.uniformladies.com

Ahhh…now THIS is more like it!!! Remember the good old days of porn — the fantasy days where people pretended to be cops or firefighters or nurses — just to spice things up a little? Remember when you could find great stuff like that instead of just interviews and straight fucking? We do — and this site brought it all rushing back to us! We missed you, oh sexual fantasy!

Uniform Ladies has a large variety of incredibly gorgeous ladies in differing garb. Christmas nighties, police girl unis and military millinery to name a few. Do you like the idea of cowgirls, nurses, school girls and stewardesses? Of course you do. They have every one of those — and DOZENS more. This is truly a great, great site if you are into role playing.

They have a HUGE gallery of thumb nailed pics and also a HUGE gallery of sexy videos, all of ladies in role play. This is a spectacular mega-collection of uniformed broads. It really is. We see a stray naughty nurse, or a schoolgirl site now and then — but it is rare for us to find such a huge archive all videos and pictures of so many different types of uniforms and dress-up play. This is a niche that needed filling and these folks have filled it!

Our favorite? DO you honestly think that we can pick a favorite dress-up character from a list that not only includes the aforementioned unis, but also construction gals, secretaries, ballerinas, chauffeurs and Russian spies? No chance at that — we loved every one of them. And we must reiterate — these chicks are fucking HOT!!!!!!!!! The hottest.

And the very best part of it we have not even mentioned yet. That is the price. $1.00 for a three day trial and $29.92 for a month. Not blown away, huh? How about if they throw in SIXTY other sites for no extra fee? We thought so. Over 60 sites for less than $30 per month. We have seen one or two networks with bigger deals, but they are few and far between. This is not only a wonderful site, but a wonderful network as well.

Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

Visit the site: www.uniformladies.com

10 out of 10

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The Training Of O Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

thetrainingofo

Oh, the horrors that await her vagina.

The site: TheTrainingOfO.com

The price:$24.91/Month

The verdict: The level of degradation and the degree of BDSM is that which can only=be brought by Kink.com. The site itself is more of a cinematic masterpiece than a skin site. It is very, very well done. It is nasty and beautiful. It is art. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.TheTrainingOfO.com

Disturbing. Unsettling. Nightmarish. Ghastly. Dark. Violent.Erotic. Sexy. Exciting. Sensual. Seductive. Rousing.

How can both sets of these words be describing the exact same web site, The Training of O? How the fuck do I now? What — am I some sort of fucking wordsmith or something? Just trust me on this one — they do. The Training of O is like NOTHING you have ever seen before. It’s more than a porn site. It’s a production. A major production. It’s a brand spanking new site that promises to be one of a kind.

But don’t think that because it’s new that the makers of the site are new at this and may not know what they’re doing. On the contrary, The Training of O comes to us from the fellers at Kink.com — the leading sites for BDSM for ten years. You know Fucking Machines? That was them. Remember Hogtied? That is theirs also. Seen Whipped Ass? They are responsible. Like I said — industry leaders. That is why we are so high on this one early on.

Here’s the gig about The Training of O — they take bottomed-out skanks to some abandoned school/warehouse/some-sort-of-fucking-big-building and lock them away for several days. All the while, the girls are degraded, abused, made =to scrub toilets, whipped, fucked — BOY are they FUCKED! Hard and violently. At the end of their “training period”, they are released, presumably as new and improved women.

Although I realize that description of The Training of O does little justice and leaves many questions — you really have to see this one for yourself. No one can do it justice with words. If you have ANY inkling at all that you may be into some really hardcore shit, then you will love, love, love The Training of O. They have a very nice trailer set up too — so check that out to help you decide. And WHEN you decide to join The Training of O, the price won’t gouge you either — it’s under $25 per month. I know they HAD to pour a shitload of money into producing this thing — so that is a great deal.

The Training of O has the level of degradation and the degree of BDSM is that which can only be brought by Kink.com. The Training of O is more of a cinematic masterpiece than a skin site. It is very, very well done. It is nasty and beautiful. It is art.

UPDATE! The producers of TheTrainingOfO.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com

Visit the site: www.TheTrainingOfO.com

10 out of 10

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The Boss XXX Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Shes on the correct career path

"Sleep my way to the top? Fuckin' A right!"

The site: thebossxxx.com

The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.

The verdict: What more can I say? A rich guy sharing his bounty with us? And it’s not even Christmas yet… 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.thebossxxx.com

I sit at a desk, look at porn all day and tell you what I think of it. When I get hungry, I get in my Lexus and drive to a fancy restaurant and have people feed me the finest foods in the city. Then I come back to my “comfortable” home, take a dip in the pool and relax in the hot tub. I have a good job. The guys on The Boss XXX make even ME jealous…This is the old casting couch story. Now, I don’t necessarily believe that these girls are being tricked or falling for anything, but that does not change the fact that the guy who runs The Boss XXX gets to have hot girls come into the office, and he gets to fuck them. End of story. And when HE’S done, HE gets into his BIG Mercedes, with his big dick, drives to fancier restaurants and gets better tables, then comes home to take a dip in his Olympic sized pool and then fucks more hot chicks. Yeah…I’m a little bitter.

But at least he had the common decency to share his escapades with us — and sharing is what I call it at only $1.00 to join. Yeah — he must be feeling guilty because he’s offering this site, as well as 12 others full of all original content and fucking HOT chicks in niche situation — for $1.00. Even YOU can afford that, Paco! You see? Sometimes rich people can be generous — and he’s not just giving you some fucking canned squash or an old mattress that he doesn’t want anymore — this is REAL charity for the poor — porn for a buck!

And did I mention how hot these chicks are? He gets all original girls that star only on his 13 sites — and he does NOT get shitbirds. One of the sites in the network has one of the hottest girls that I have ever seen on it (look for Zezabelle), and this very site has Courtney Foxxx, my favorite ebony chick of all time. We noticed this site a very short time ago, but already it has brown into one of our favorite sites out there. Outstanding shit.

What more can I say? A rich guy sharing his bounty with us? And it’s not even Christmas yet…

Visit the site: www.thebossxxx.com

10 out of 10

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Tera Patrick Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Licky, licky!

The site: terapatrick.com

The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month

The verdict: I know I spent the review talking more about Tera than her site, but shit, man…it’s not all that often that you get to see a beautiful AND smart chick get hammered all over the place. Trust me – you will love her site – and all of the ones that come with it. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.terapatrick.com

Why is it that a majority of superstar porno chicks are blonde? Fuck that “gentlemen prefer blondes” shit – none of you cretins is a gentleman. And I don’t buy the “blondes have more fun” crock of dung either. I’ve had more fun with one brunette I used to fuck than all of the blondes I have fucked combined. Blondes are fine, but brunettes are where my cock wants to burrow down.

Tera Patrick is easily one of the hottest, and most popular, brunettes in the entire world of porn. That is saying something, folks, since I have seen literally thousands of different brunette chicks in my years of pornin’. And for a little trivia – she’s smart too. Tera Patrick has a college degree and used to work as a nurse. (Honestly, I would cut off both of my feet and hobble to the hospital in crotchless jeans if I knew she was going to be my nurse). She is also the only woman ever to be on the covers of Playboy and Penthouse at the same time, and she is the Publisher of Genesis magazine and the Sex Editor of the U.K. Version of FHM. Top that, fucker. She’s smarter than all of the chicks you’ve ever fucked (especially the ones made out of watermelons and the foam rubber ones)!

Oh – and I can’t even begin to list all of Tera Patrick’s adult movie awards.  There’s not enough space on this site.

Tera Patrick is the ONLY place in the fucking cyber galaxy that you can see all of exclusive content, photos and videos. Wanna chat with a chick is smarter than you, hotter than anyone you’ve ever known AND will show you her pussy getting fucked? This is the only place to do it, unless you work at her local post office or something. Basically, if you dig Tera, the only place to belong to is this site here.

And you can do so without fucking your life up, because Tera Patrick is not that expensive.  Well, at least her website isn’t.    A trial only costs $3. Give that a run. If you like it, take your stimulus check and join full time for as little as $23 per month. Oh, and that will also get you a ton of additional high class sites, including those of the legendary Silvia Saint, Peter North, and Rocco Siffredi – plus a bunch more.

I know I spent the review talking more about Tera Patrick than her site – but shit, man…it’s not all that often that you get to see a beautiful AND smart chick get hammered all over the place. Trust me, you will love her site and all of the ones that come with it.

Special Update! When you join TeraPatrick.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.

$2.95 for 3-day trial

$14.95 for 30 days membership

$34.95 for a 90 day trial

Visit the site: www.terapatrick.com

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Teen GFS

by The Caveman (admin)

The site: teengfs.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month
The verdict: You cannot go wrong with Teen GFS if you dig the amateur stuff. You just can’t – so don’t even try it! 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)
To join, click here: www.teengfs.com
First of all, Teen GFS is fucking outstanding.  But before we get to all of that…do your balls have anything to do with getting your dick hard? I think mine do. I believe that my ball sack houses a separate brain that controls the actions of my dong. I am pretty sure that my cock has no brain in it. And my head-brain obviously has no control over my dick, since my dick regularly gets hard in situations my head-brain knows are completely inappropriate (like any time I happen upon Benny Hinn healing someone on the religion channel).
Yeah, I have a ball-brain.I am often asked if I can even get off on porn anymore, since I critique it all day long. The answer is – -fuck yes! Of course I still get off to porn. Do you think a bank teller hates money because the bitch handles it all day? No, she does not. But I do get tired of certain types of professionally produced, glam porn. Home videos? Never. I never, ever, ever get tired of slicking off to chick-next-door getting fucked by their dudes. Never.
Teen GFS is like a miniature, digital heaven for me. Thousands of Teen GFS chicks on film and in photos. Dorm chicks, solo cam chicks, chicks riding white trash cock, chicks taking naked pictures of themselves in the mirror, chicks finger sticking other chicks at frat parties — just about every bonering situation my balls can think of. I do admire some of the dudes on this site, I must admit. I have never been able to get a chick to let me film a fuck session where I stick my baby-maker into her butt while she jams a pink buzzer into her cunt. If you can get a chick to let you do that to her on film, then put that film on the Internet for all to see – -hang on to her as tightly as you possibly can. She’s a keeper.
Although money is no object for me when it comes to a site like Teen GFS, they even offer this one fairly cheap. How’s about less than $1 per day? Yep — you can get a 1 day trial for a dollar, a one month membership for 82 cents per day and a 3 month membership for 66 cents per day. In other words, you already jerk off at least once a day — now you can do it to quality home videos on Teen GFS for the change that you have in your pocket.
You cannot go wrong with Teen GFS if you dig the amateur stuff. You just can’t — so don’t even try it!

Visit the site: www.teengfs.com

9.5 out of 10

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Taylor Bow Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

taylorbow

Phhhhrrrrrtttttt!!!! Ahhhhhhhh...

The site: taylorbow.com
The price:$3.95 trial, 23.95/month

The verdict: To the best of our knowledge, there are no other sites like Taylor Bow. Taylor is the exquisite, horny hottie in these videos, and she made these videos with her boyfriend before she dumped him. And forgot to take them with her. Oops! These hardcore videos are very private and very, very real. And Taylor herself…wow. That’s all we can say. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.taylorbow.com

Revenge is a dish best served cold…right? Not in this case. The BangBros serve up a load of very hot revenge videos on this Taylor Bow. Combining amatuer fucking and heartless cruelty seems to be the perfect recipe for a spectacular porn site. Olivier, the poor bastard that was jilted by the site’s namesake, Taylor Bow, had the savvy to record several of their escapades before he was dumped. She apparently forgot, because Taylor Bow dumped him WITHOUT destroying the skin-vids first. We get the benefit of her oversight many, many times over.

It also helps that Taylor Bow is a very sexy little piece of ass, reminescent of Alyssa Milano in many ways. She is also quite freaky, not afraid to show off for the camera. Interesting moments: Taylor puts a bag of pop rocks in her mouth before sucking Olivier off. Her tight little tattooed body is perfect from where we sit. Perfect handful-sized tits and a pierced clit. There are several minutes on TaylorBow.com of her posing in different outfits, as well as lots of sucking and fucking, creampies and facials.

Thne only downside to Taylor Bow is that there is obviously a limited amount of material. There are 20 movies which are 15 to 20 minutes long each. Fortunately for amateur lovers, there is plenty of real amateur action in those 20 videos of the lovely Taylor Bow. Being the amateur video whores that we are, we think it is well worth the money.

Taylor Bow is the quintessential amateur site. Sex and revenge gets us horny! Thanks, Olivier…your pain is our gain!.

Visit the site: www.taylorbow.com

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Big Naturals Review

by The Devil (admin)

Big Naturals

A legend in the making.

The site: bignaturals.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: One of our favorite sites. Because the girls are a little bit bigger and therefore not used to the drooling attention received by other porno-quality girls, they seem to enjoy the attention that much more and get off that much harder. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bignaturals.com

Big tit lovers…here you go! An entire site dedicated to hot, big breasted ladies who are…you guessed it…all natural!! No saline and no silicone here, only flesh and blood. We found the big tits featured here to be a turn on…to a point. But the bigger the better, right? True, but some of these ladies are so enormous that it appears painful rather than sexy.

Most of the girls are slim and well endowed (see Taylor–34DD), with a few exceptional heavies (see Samantha–44GG). They are not all top shelf, however. While most are attractive, some are featured purely for the fact that they have enormous tits. Plain and simple. Thankfully, this is not just a “show me your tits” site. These humongous hootered honeys get down and dirty with some lucky guys who fuck them five ways from sideways.

Many of the videos end up with a cum shot on the gigantic set of mams, but how else would you want a video to end on a site like this? Overall this is a pleasing site. Not much in the way of freebies. You have to pay to play, but you do get access to about a dozen other sites, including Mike In Brazil, Round and Brown and First Time Auditions. And if you are a tit man (or woman) it is definitely worth the $25 a month for this site, with several others included in that price. One of our favorite sites. Because the girls are a little bit bigger and therefore not used to the drooling attention received by other porno-quality girls, they seem to enjoy the attention that much more and get off that much harder. We give it a …

9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bignaturals.com

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Big Mouthfuls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Someone's about to get a big mouthful of butthole.

The site: bigmouthfuls.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $23.95/month

The verdict: Another very nice feather in the Bangbros’ hat, featuring some of the sexiest girls in their entire network of sites. Most importantly, this is NOT just a blowjob site — the “big mouthful” just refers to the cumshot at the end of each scene, and that only comes after each girls is pounded by a huge cock from all possible angles. Long videos and lots of them, and the girls come in lots of different shapes, sizes and ethnic groups. Sanchez is still annoying as all hell on the camera, but you take the bad with the good. We give it a 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.bigmouthfuls.com

In case you haven’t already figured it out, Bigmouthfuls specializes in cum guzzling, pure and simple. Their motto is, “The Best All Amateur, All Cum Swallowing Site Online.” Sure, there is a little bit of bragging there, but after going through this site with a fine toothed comb, I think they may just be able to back it up.

Of all of the BangBros sites, this one probably has the hottest chicks. A collection of some truly gorgeous women who have absolutely zero shame and fewer inhibitions. When I first discovered this site, I assumed it was a compilation of blowjobs finished off by a shot of jizz in the mouth and she’s on her way. Fortunately, the cum swallowing does not always follow a hot blow job, but more often than not a hard fucking. I was amazed at the quality of the girls as well as the quality of the scenes. I did not find a single movie that I did not think the girl was hot and the fucking was highly entertaining.

As is the case with almost every “amateur” porn site, I have a hard time believing that this is the first rodeo for any of these sluts. They do not seem likes pros at all, however, and that is probably due to the efforts that the cameramen take to keep it “real.” Each video begins with the girls arriving and getting interviewed so that the audience can “get to know” her. Sounds stupid, but it really seems to add to the whole amatuer ambience. The interview progresses into a strip show, then takes the natural progression from that to swallowing a load of love chowder.

This is, without a doubt, a spectacular porn site. It has it all…amateurs, fucking, sucking, cum swallowing and, best of all, a plethora of hot bitches. It has whites, blacks, asians and latinos, some of whom have big tis and some small. If you like any or all of the above, and a good face fucking to finish it all off, this is your place.

Another very nice feather in the Bangbros’ hat, featuring some of the sexiest girls in their entire network of sites. Most importantly, this is NOT just a blowjob site — the “big mouthful” just refers to the cumshot at the end of each scene, and that only comes after each girls is pounded by a huge cock from all possible angles. Long videos and lots of them, and the girls come in lots of different shapes, sizes and ethnic groups. Sanchez is still annoying as all hell on the camera, but you take the bad with the good. We give it a …

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigmouthfuls.com

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