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Holy Shit! We almost came just thinking about reviewing this site. We LOVE squirters. We will admit from the get-go that we are biased here. Nothing is sexier than seeing a girl cum so fucking hard that she actually ejaculates…all the way across the room! There is no faking that shit, and that is exactly why we love it.

Real Squirt is not just a collage of squirting videos thrown together for your entertainment (although that would have been satisfactory with us). Part of it is even educational, with the following disclaimer appearing on the front page of the site:

“Many guys are curious about female ejaculation. They wonder about the fluids and the body mechanisms involved. First, let’s clear THE big question. Girl cum is NOT pee. It’s closer in composition to men’s prostrate fluid. It’s sometimes clear or milky, the tastes differ. Even if it shoots through the urethra, it’s not pee. When stimulating the G-spot and clitoris, the paraurethral gland fills up with fluid. At the time of orgasm, the contractions expel the accumulated fluids in powerful gushes. A squirting orgasm is stronger than any other sexual pleasure a girl can feel. I think every girl should live it at least once. RealSquirt shows you girls enjoying their first true orgasms and a few tips if you’d like to bring them to the next level in female pleasure.”

In a weird way, part of this site seems almost clinical, teaching you what to do to make your girl squirt. But do not be discouraged; this is not a med school training video. It is porn, no doubt about it. There are some really hot bitches who get to squirtin’! We like to think of it as a learning experience…in more ways than one.

Kream is the name of the matriarch of sorts, the lady who guides us through this journey of female ejaculation. Kream is like the “team mom” who lends a helping hand to the youngsters. She teaches these first-timers how to shoot across the room. Oh yeah…Mama Kream ain’t too shabby herself. She shows us her perfection of the sport many times on this site.

Before we get into the “deep end,” we will point out the specifics of the finances. Real Squirt is a member of the Brain Cash network, so you get this site and over 25 others for $29.95 per month. All of the sites are very well done and professional quality, with many, many updates daily. Another great thing about the network is that they are like a family of sorts. Many of the girls that have their own sites on the network appear from time-to-time on other sites in the network. For example, Cute Angie (see our review of www.cuteangie.com) has her own little place on the network and sexes it up with many people there, but she also appears here on Real Squirt, to learn a thing or two from Kream. Looks like cream had another successful session too, as her bed was absolutely soaked after that session.

We love all squirters and all squirting scenes, so it is hard to pick a favorite. But our favorite scene was probably the one with Nadia Nolimits and Kream. Nadia was not a newcomer, but she was a new cummer, claiming she had not squirted before. Nadia is a sort of thick girl, but in all of the right places. She has huge fake boobs and a nice, fat pussy. We love Nadia, and we loved to see her squirt even more. She was a gusher. We love the way their faces and necks get all read with pleasure during these squirting videos. Damn that is hot!

The best thing of all is that there are hours and hours of squirting to be found here. We found 60 or so videos of Kream by herself and with other special guests, teaching her trade, but we also found about 50 or so more in the “archives” that feature other girls (without Kream). She even advertises a live squirting show, but there are no dates to be found, so we are not sure if that is still active or not.

Very professional. Very hot. Lots and lots and lots of squirting videos. Great network and extremely great site. Perfect.

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This is a professional. Do not try this at home.

The site: prosquirters.com

The price:$1.00 trial – $29.95 mo

The verdict: Not a single bad scene on the entire site. Stellar. 9.5 out of 10.

Honestly — is there anything in porn better than a good, genuine squirter? I don’t necessarily mean the geyser of juice that emanates from the girl’s puss. Although that is hot as shit to me, I can understand where someone would be a little iffy on that part. But damn — when a squirter erupts, she squirms, bucks, shimmies, shakes and convulses like she’s having an exorcism performed on her. There’s no caking all of that shit. That’s why it’s so hot — a true, HARD orgasm. Damn!

That’s why sites like Pro Squirters here make my cock harder than a diamond cutter. Pro Squirters even more so than many others, to be honest. Why? I thought you’d never ask…this shooting gallery here is fucking great because it is more “real” than just about any of the other squirter sites that we have done, in addition to having top-ranked chicks. In other words, the girls are hot, but they are not all fake like barbies and shit — they look like that hot chick that was in you English class or that works at the diner that you go to. Real bitches that you can relate into your own world.

The other thing about this site that gives me wood is the network that it’s a part of and the low price that you’ve gotta pay to be a member. The group that makes this site (the Traffic Gigolos gang) is known for not only having a very reasonably priced network, but also for having a fantastic set of “fringe fetish” sites (not the dep, dark sick shit…just the quirky shit) that star “real” ladies. In other words, you’re not gonna find the super starlets or the big names here — these are the people that you meet, when you’re walking down the street…they’re the people that you meet each day. The hot ones, that is.

Oh — I almost forgot…the price. How’s ’bout $29.95 for a 30 day membership? Not all that exciting? True — but what if I told you that they give you access to ALL of their sites with that one monthly fee? You’d jerk off and cum on my face? Oh…well, I guess I’ll have to deal with it then, because it’s true. Over TWENTY sites of spermtastic chick action for less than the cost of one, single dinner date. There’s no comparison.

Here’s one to think about before you hit the road…Jennifer is one of the girls on this site that gushes for you. Believe it or not, Jennifer is a little shy. I know, it’s fucking ridiculous, right? But it seems to be true. Either that or she’s a pretty good actress, and everyone knows that there is no such thing in porn. Here’s the reality of most of these chicks on this network — they ARE in fact shy and wouldn’t necessarily be shooting jizz on the internet if they weren’t in financial dire straits. Anywho, Jennifer takes a bit to loosen up, but when she does, she frigs her jammy into a frenzy of liquids and shaking thighs. Damn good scene — just as are all of the other here.

Not a single bad scene on the entire site. Stellar.

Visit the site: www.prosquirters.com

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