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Private Home Clips Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Private Home Clips

Ironically, this is neither private, nor in a home.

The site: privatehomeclips.com

The price:$9.95 Trial, $34.95/Month

The verdict: I cannot say enough good things about real, true home video sites -and this one in particular. Very good, user-driven material. Plenty of content ot generate plenty of orgasms for a long, long time. And, as long as you can keep banging your gal on film, the content will just keep piling up. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.privatehomeclips.com

Is there any fucking thing better on this Earth than watching a home video of someone else knocking the bottom out of their old lady? Seriously, is there? The answer is no, fuckface. It’s what’s called a rhetorical question. Everyone knows that home movie porn is #1 on everyone’s list. Then family, American Idol, breakfast sandwiches and religion, in that order.

You know how you get on one of those freebie piece of shit porno sites try to watch a home video, and just when you start getting into it, the shit cuts off? Or you just get a small clip and are left wanting more? Well, Private Home Clips is where the “more” is. Private Home Clips is basically full length, mom & pop fuck vids. But not YOUR mom & pop, that would be gross.  I mean hot people.  Hot people fucking, sucking, frigging and swallowing. And all of it’s filmed by the people in their bedrooms and homes, not some fancy ass studio with some jerk off telling them how to moan and when to cum.

Private Home Clips seems to have a direct pipeline to the bedrooms of lots of motherfuckers.  As of July, 2008, they had more than 51,000 photos and 5,000 videos, of real people like you and I (but hopefully a lot hotter, and with nicer tits). That’s a very nice cache for any site, and a fucking homerun of a stash for a home video site.

And the fucking deals they hand out are almost as good as the videos. Well, not really.  But they do offer some good shit. First, you can join on a trial basis (3 days) for $9.95. Not bad. You can also pay $34.95 for a 30 day membership – a very fair price for all amateur, all real, all home videos. You could also save yourself a shit ton of money by joining for 90 days for only $56.95. Do the math.  That’s one month free, and then some. Finally, let your massive pecker and your old lady’s cunt pay your way — when you submit a video (a good one, not stupid shit) you get a monthly membership for free. Sounds to me like a win-win, huh?

I cannot say enough good things about real, true home video sites, and Private Home Clips in particular. Very good, user-driven material. Plenty of content ot generate plenty of orgasms for a long, long time. And, as long as you can keep banging your gal on film, the content will just keep piling up.

Visit the site: www.privatehomeclips.com

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Private Feeds Girls

by The Caveman (admin)

Private Feeds Girls Sample Photo

Private Feeds Girls Sample Photo

The site: privatefeedsgirls.com

The price:$19.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A nice sister site to Private Feeds. If you intend to join, we would strongly suggest making it a package deal with Private Feeds too, you will get much more out of it! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.privatefeedsgirls.com

By now we are pretty sure that you have heard of Private Feeds. If you have not, then you need to check out our review for them, right after you finish reading about this dandy site. Private Feeds Girls is(obviously) a partner to Private Feeds, except this site is not really a cam site, but it does feature the top girls from their cam site, right here on video and in pics. A cheaper alternative to paying by the minute, and a way to see more of that favorite model that you have an eye on! … 8 out of 10

This site is very great for members of Private Feeds, and a decent place for all other users. The reason it is better for the Private Feeds members is that they already are familiar with these girls and they can come look for archived material over here. When their particular favorite model is “off,” they can come to this site and get that fix they are Jonesing for. Non-Private Feeds users can also get their rocks off, but it is not the best forum if you are not a Private Feeds junkie, as you will see below.

The downside is that there is not the fucking that we continually crave on these sites. Since the footage is usually from a previous show, they do not getting the tube steak. The other downside is that the video quality, while very good for cam feeds, is not usually your normal very high video quality that you get on a porn site. IT is decent, and you can see everything just fine, but it is far from HD. It is not jerky or grainy though, which is more than we can say for some sites.

The membership fee for a three day trial is only $2.95 and if you dig what they are cooking, you can get the whole deal for $19.95 per month. That is MUCH cheaper than most other adult sites, and we guarantee the quality of snapper here is much higher than you will get at a lot of other sites too!

A nice sister site to Private Feeds. If you intend to join, we would strongly suggest making it a package deal with Private Feeds too, you will get much more out of it!

Visit the site: www.privatefeedsgirls.com

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Pantyhose Teen Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Nom, nom, nom, nom...

The site: pantyhoseteen.com
The price:

The verdict: A must for pantyhose lovers. Our new favorite nylon site! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.pantyhoseteen.com

We will get it out of the way right off the bat…this is quite possibly our FAVORITE pantyhose site of ALL-TIME!! Pantyhose Teen is the shit if you have that sneaky little pantyhose fetish and, of course, if you like breathtakingly hot amateur sluts!

First of all, in our opinion they could not have gotten any better talent in their stable of girls and still kept it on the amateur tip. These amateurs are spectacular in every way. Some of them are exceedingly hot, others are just cute, but ALL of them are so fucking sexy in their hose…it is like they scripted the site and did it perfectly! They have every hair color, petites and talls…they just have done a fantastic job with the talent.

For example, Jenny is very sexy and cute, but we admit she is not the hottest girl that we have ever seen. Doesn’t matter. When her counterpart rips a hole in the crotch of her pantyhose and starts to fuck her, there is no doubt in our minds that she genuinely enjoys it. Her sounds and movements are as sexy as sex gets. We could not last until the end of the scene when he blew his wad. Very sexy shit.

And if you DO insist on the hottest girls, they have them too! We have commented on Sophie before, as she appears on a sister site of this one. She has the absolute perfect teen body, and the pantyhose just make it that much sexier. We also loved Porsha, One of the cutest brunette amateurs on the web. Tony rips a hole in her hose snatch and eats that pussy like biscuits and gravy. Then he sticks it to her from every position before he splooges on her black pantyhose front. Nice!

The membership fee for sluts in hose is $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. That is a decent price on its face directly due to the hot teens in hose. If you love pantyhose we think this site is a necessity. But even more comes with it, as you get and additional 13 or so websites with your paid subscription. They have other teen and panty sites as well, with several nice fetishes. All of them are all-original and most of them are amateur sites.

A must for pantyhose lovers. Our new favorite nylon site!

Visit the site: www.pantyhoseteen.com

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Private Feeds Review

by The Caveman (admin)

privatefeeds

That is one soft looking desk!

The site: privatefeeds.com

The price:Varies

The verdict: One of the best out there. Very nice cam site with stellar models. Prices are comparable to others and the site is very easy tio use and of very high quality. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.privatefeeds.com

Private Feeds in one of the best — of thousands — of live camgirls sites on the entire internet. If you are not a cam site user, or if you have very rarely used a site like this, you need to get on board. It is the closest thing to the real thing that you can get on the internet. The premises is very easy — you pay by time, you ask them to do something within reason, they do it. You jerk off, you cum, you go eat Cheetos. Everyone smiles.

The first thing that you notice about this site is the obvious clarity of the videos. Compare these video to other sites, and you will see that they are clearly better than the rest. If you are a paying customer and choose a private showing, the video can be as fast as 15 frames per second if you have a cable hook-up. That is very clear and very graphic. You will need that clarity and graphic footage as these girls can get down and dirty for you. If you have the money, they have the time.

As with any cam site, you purchase credits that go toward paying for time with a model. Up to $200 per month worth of credits can repurchased, and even more if you get permission. The cost varies for each girl, with the more popular girls costing more. A standard to look for in a private show is $5.99 for a minute for one girl and $8.99per minute for a duo. ANY girl, however, that you find on this site can be purchased for a private cam show, so keep that in mind when you are browsing. And you know yourself — if you are a quick shooter than it will be cheaper than you supermen!

And we will just say this about the talent level — stunning. They truly have some drop dead gorgeous girls here. They also have at tremendous variety of girls so that almost any taste can be found. Redheads, brunette, blondes, Asian, black, white, fat skinny — they have all of them. If you cannot find the girl that excites you, email themand maybe they can do something about it. We think, however, that it will not be a problem.

One of the best out there. Very nice cam site with stellar models. Prices are comparable to others and the site is very easy tio use and of very high quality.

Visit the site: www.privatefeeds.com

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Penis Palooza Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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Mmmmmmmm...

The site: penispalooza.com
The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: Very, very good site. I would even go so far to say that it may very well be our favorite gay site of all. Certainly in our top 5. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.penispalooza.com

Finally! Gay sites are just like everything else gay — persecuted. You see — we’ve been waiting forever to see a really, really good reality gay site. While we have seen many GOOD gay sites, most are either the scripted, super-hunk type site, or the “You got tricked into fucking a tranny, straight boy.” type site. Why did it take so long for someone to come up with a site where guys are gay, proud and fucking each other!?!

Penis Palooza is a very well done site with a great concept that we hope to see more of in porn — gay AND straight! Damian Ford is the mastermind (or mastercock, if you prefer) behind the site — he throws =100% gay male parties. Alcohol is served, inhibitions are lost, and before you know it, you are sucking on a 9 incher while a guy who you *think* is named Kenneth is giving you a rim-job and tickling your balls with his beard. Good times…

And when I say “party” do not be fooled into thinking I mean a get together at Damien’s house with a few friends, Pictionary and bottle of Chardonnay, that turns into a little love fest. I am talking fucking HUNDREDS of people, HUGE venues, Chippendale-type dancers groping each other onstage. An all-out, fucking jamboree is what these are!

The other fantastic thing about this site is the length of the, ummm…videos. You thought I was going to say something else, didn’t you…you dirty bitch, you! Anyway, the videos are all at least 45 minutes long, and many are over an hour. Hell, they have to be to catch all of the insane shit that goes on at Damian’s parties. All are raw amateur-style footage, so don’t go in looking for a well-lit studio or anything like that. Think more along the lines of two guys fucking each other in the corner of a darkened bar.

The membership fee is great — at $4.97 for a three day trial and $29.97 for a monthly membership. Trust us — they could charge a shit load more for this content because it is damn good, and there are no other sites that do it like this one does. We have also been members of many of their straight sites, and they do a damn good job on those as well. So these people are professionals who put out a damn good product.

Very, very good site. I would even go so far to say that it may very well be our favorite gay site of all. Certainly in our top 5.

Visit the site: www.penispalooza.com

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Pov Squirt Alert Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

POV Squirt Alert Sample Photo

Watch out! The squirt alert has sounded!

The site: povsquirtalert.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: And super hot chicks don’t matter a shit if they aren’t shot in clear, crisp video. These are — very, very nice video actually. The site is well produced, as are all of the sites in this network. And guess what? You get all of those other sites too when you join! A truly incredible deal here — one of my favorite sites of all. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.povsquirtalert.com

Squirt Alert! Move us to DEFCON 3, get the President on the horn! We got us some squirters. Scramble the Vaseline fighters and assemble the Kleenex troops — we have SQUIRTERS!!!

First things first — SUPER hot chicks here — Super star quality, elite barbie doll types. You know, generally I don’t prefer this — but for some reason when I see these unfathomably hot chicks squirting, I LOVE them. I would take a girl next door type any day over one of these girls — EXCEPT when they are squirting. I think it takes these untouchables and brings them down to nasty bitch status, and that is one of the sexiest God damned things I can think of!

Take Michelle — the number one, featured gal on this site. She could be in any magazine, any time — well, except Fat Ugly Bitch Magazine I suppose. Anyway, Michelle is 100% perfect. She’s blond. She has all the right curves in all the right places. She has big, fake tits. She has a WOMAN ass, and she has a naughty look in her eyes. She also has the ability to shoot a ‘gasm of water across a room. That is so fucking sexy, dudes…you gotta see her.

Can’t afford to join a porn site with fancy bitches like this one? I understand…that *used* to be the case…but not anymore. If you join through Porny Little Devil by clicking on one of the POV Squirt Alert on this site (above and/or below), you pay only ONE DOLLAR! Getting a squirt site for $1.00 is just fucking ridiculous. Getting a squirting site with chicks as hot as they are on POV Squirt Alert is downright ludicrous. I have no idea how long they will continue to offer this rate, so you’d better hurry if you want to catch it.

And super hot chicks don’t matter a shit if they aren’t shot in clear, crisp video. These are — very, very nice video actually. The site is well produced, as are all of the sites in this network. And guess what? You get all of those other sites too when you join! A truly incredible deal here — one of my favorite sites of all.

Visit the site: www.povsquirtalert.com

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Peter North Review

by The Caveman (admin)

peternorth

She went south on Peter North

The site: peternorth.com

The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month

The verdict: If you are not a fan of Peter North, then you are not a fan of porn. Peter is king. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.peternorth.com

Peter fucking North. The king of kings. The legend himself. This is no knock off, folks – this is THE official site of THE man of porn. I had the pleasure of meeting Peter recently, and he was a very good dude – very gracious, humble and generous with his time. Of course…that’s not what you care about, right? You want to see his giganta-cock slay some pussy. Gotcha…

Peter has fucked over 1,000 chicks on film. That’s 997 more than you have fucked in your life – and that’s only if you count your sister (note: he has also fucked your sister, so that’s really sort of like a push between the two of you). While all of those encounters are not available here on his site, there are a lot of them – plenty to keep you busy for a LONG time (and even more sites and scenes – -we’ll get to that in a minute).

Pete is still making movies, so lots of his new shit is here, as well as some vintage movies from the 80s and 90s (classic shit). Of course Pete is known for his massive cumwads and facials, so there is a lot of emphasis on that, even featuring the “Pop of the Month”. There is also an Ask Peter section, lots of bonus sites included in the membership fee (including some other legends, like Tera Patrick and Rocco Seffredi), Peter’s personal journal and lots of other shit.

There are several plans of membership, all of which seem awfully generous since we’re talking about the legend himself here. You can stick your cock in the water for less than $3 – -that will get you 3 full days of Pete and his bitches. If you like it (and you will of course), you can get a monthly membership for LESS than $23 per month. Unheard of when you’re talking about such a big name star.

If you are not a fan of Peter North, then you are not a fan of porn. Peter is king. And to honor the King, I leave you with this poem:

Ode To My Idols

To some it’s Obama, the inspiring prez
Or a musician that shreds the guitars
Still others have heroes that play sports or games
But my idols are all porno stars

At first it was Jenna who stole my heart
Her tits and ass did the trick
And I always admired Ron Jeremy
Who could suck on his very own dick

Don’t forget chicks like Briana and Teri
Who both filled my fantasies too
And guys like Rocco with Thermos-like cocks
Who taught me to perfectly screw

But there’s one man who tops them all
We’ll call him a God henceforth
A man among beasts, and girls and boys
That man is Peter North

To some he’s a perv, but an artist to me
His canvas is the broad
His model a slut, the brush his cock
The paint is Peter’s wad

With the wit of one man he seduces a chick
His tongue’s like three men in her trough.
With the dick of five men he delivers the goods
With the cum of ten men he blasts off.

Yes, Peter’s the best of the best of the rest
Which is saying a lot that is true
‘Cause all the porn stars have a surefire way
Of relieving my balls when they’re blue

So go on and worship your Hollywood stars
You can keep all your athletes, and then
Give me some grease and a porn and a towel
And my idols will please me again.

Special Update! When you join PeterNorth.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.

$2.95 for 3-day trial

$14.95 for 30 days membership

$34.95 for a 90 day trial

Visit the site: www.peternorth.com

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Peter North DVD Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

peter-north-dvdThe site: peternorthdvd.com
The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 Month

The verdict: I admit I am biased when it comes to Peter North, but that only plays into my judgment a little. If you do not like this site and/or this network, you might as well grow a beard with no mustache, get some overalls and start begin Amish, Brother Abe. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.peternorthdvd.com

I have personally met Mr. North. He is one of the finest men in all the land. He drinks from a golden goblet, he eats only the finest meats and cheeses, and there is constant a rainbow and a ray of sunshine surrounding him. He shoots gigantic loads every fucking time. Yes, Peter is the REAL King of Pop.

Thank fucking God for the Internet. Back in the day, I had to visit the back room of the video store time after time after time to get Pete’s movies (they limited me to 2 rentals per trip – Pete’s shit was popular). Now I can get ALL of his movies in one fucking place – my home. This site has every last one of them.

The thing with Peter is, when you get his movies you are not only getting a legend in Pete – but you have to remember that he is the greatest, so he has worked with every one of the biggest names in the business. So you are getting tons of incredibly hot super stars of porn getting jammied on as well.

That includes one of my all-time faves – Autumn Bliss. I love Autumn. Gorgeous dirty blonde, perfect handful-sized tits, pierced tongue, ass that you could bounce whatever you wanted to off of – just perfect all the way around. And to watch her get hammered by Pete, and then have her entire face and tits glazed by his payload – fucking worth its weight in cum.

How many movies are there? Fuck if I know – Peter has been around the block more times that your Mom and sister combined. But there are definitely enough to keep you busy while you’re between jobs. And there are also enough to justify the $3 membership for a 3 day trial, the $30 fee for a 30 day membership and/or the $70 fee for 90 days. Not to mention the fact that you get ALL of the other sites in this fantastic network (Fame Dollars – look it up, bitches!). Fantastic deal.

I admit I am biased when it comes to Peter North, but that only plays into my judgment a little. If you do not like this site and/or this network, you might as well grow a beard with no mustache, get some overalls and start begin Amish, Brother Abe.

Visit the site: www.peternorthdvd.com

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Porn Stud Search Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Neither of those panzies makes the cut

"Umm...HELLO? It's called porn STUD search! You two nerds get the fuck out of here."

The site: pornstudsearch.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: A very unique site that does a LOT in the way of entertainment. We thought it was well done, very sexy and, as we have repeated over and over again, very original. A perfect ten. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.pornstudsearch.com

Here’s a fucking twist for you — this site takes GIRLS and goes out to look for GUYS to “dupe” them into thinking they could be a porn star. They let the guy fuck them and then, usually, tell them they have no chance. Ummm…where’s the “dupe”? If I’m not mistaken, these guys are getting laid, correct? Show me one guy that would genuinely be disappointed in this scenario…and I’ll show you the biggest pussy on Earth.

We love the originality of Porn Stud Search — the twist is spectacular. It is nice to see some “regular” guys fucking regular girls – instead of regular girls getting fucked by king-dong. We like the latter way as well, but a breath of fresh air is nice every nice and then. To see a guy stumble through a porn video to earn money to buy meth, as opposed to a skank awkwardly taking a cock while wearing a distant stare in order to earn money to buy crack, is a nice change. Let’s be real about it — that’s what we have going on most of these amateurish sites. Although we have to be honest — we think that in the case of GUYS doing it, it could be just to get laid, not for the money — but whatever. We love the side stories — and we generally like to mentally try to figure out what drove many of these guys and gals to this point – while at the same time thanking them for the entertainment!

Robert is a guy that we think is not on anything and probably has no money problems — he just got approached by a couple of sluts that said, “Hey…we’ll both fuck you and film it…you interested?” We have a sneaking suspicion that no talk of money exchanging hands ever occurred. Would YOU demand money, knowing that there are approximately149,000,000 men standing behind you, ready to take your place for free? Of course you wouldn’t. Lucky Robert probably didn’t either – and was rewarded by getting to fuck two hotties at once (which he’d never done before). Some guys have all the luck…

This site is part of a larger network of site — about 30 in all – that are ALL included with ONE full, 30 day membership. That will run you only $39.95. Think of it this way — that is less than $1 a month per site. Not too shabby when you break it down, huh? You can get a taste for $4.95 for a three day trial or $9.95 for a seven day trial. Each and every option is well worth the clams — this original site aims to please.

A very unique site that does a LOT in the way of entertainment. We thought it was well done, very sexy and, as we have repeated over and over again, very original. A perfect ten.

Visit the site: www.pornstudsearch.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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