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Fame Digital Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Glass of milk, anyone?

The site: famedigital.com

The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month

The verdict: Join or your cock will hate you forever. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.famedigital.com

Have you ever beat off in public? I did – just yesterday. I have been reviewing Fame Digital so it keeps popping up in my mind, Yesterday I thought about it while I was at the grocery store, and I got a boner that could not be subdued without force. I hid behind a display of pork & beans beat the shit out of my dick until I came on a box of Cheez-Its.

Every single Fame Dollars site for the price of one is on Fame Digital. Yeah, I know  who gives a fuck, right? Well, you should, because if you don’t then you don’t know shit about porn. That’s because Fame Digital is the home of Fame Dollars, which is the home network of the official sites of Peter North, Tera Patrick, Rocco Siffredi, Silvia Saint, — get the fucking picture? Add about a dozen or more sites to that for the price on ONE membership, and that’s what the fuck I am talking about.

Fame Digital like the best adult video store that you have ever been in, without even having to put your pants on. The last day I put on a wig and sunglasses to go to the porn store was the day before internet porn was invented. If you are still visiting your neighborhood smut shop, you had better have a regular give you a slurpie through the glory hole -otherwise you’re a fucking idiot.

I always like to look at how long a network has been around before I join it,  or at least what amount of material they have built up. I don’t want some fly by night organization taking my money and then not updating and shit like that. No worries with this one. Do you think the legendary Peter North would attach his name to a shit network? He wouldn’t. They have tons of sites, daily updates, top level talent and a decent price.

$3 will get you a 3 day trial and nickel in change. We suggest getting a trial first. Usually that’s because you should take some time to feel out a network. That’s not the case here – we promise a solid network. We just suggest the $3 trial because well, honestly – -why the fuck not? Money is tight these days – milk the 3 days out of these fuckers before joining full time. Might as well — they offered it, take advantage of it.

Join or your cock will hate you forever.

Special Update! When you join Fame Digital through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.

$2.95 for 3-day trial

$14.95 for 30 days membership

$34.95 for a 90 day trial

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.famedigital.com

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First Time Auditions Review

by The Devil (admin)

firsttimeaudtitions

"So all I have to do is just sit here? Wait - why are you unzipping your pants?"

The site: firsttimeauditions.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: One of the best amateur/reality sites you’ll find. Hundreds of fresh-faced newcomers having their first on-camera sexual experience, most of them a little nervous but very horny. Thanks to the professional studs who put them at ease with an expert pounding, the result is always extremely hot. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.firsttimeauditions.com

Now this is a good amateur porno site…no doubt about it! Up front and straightforward about what is going on, and good fucking on top of it all. We cannot say enough good things about this site!

These guys simply put an ad in the paper looking for girls to come audition. That is it. The only real requirement before you go to the audition is that you be 18-24 years old. After you get there, well that is another story. Then you need to get naked and eventually get fucked. Of course we wouldn’t be sitting here talking about it if that weren’t the case, right?

These are real girls, plain and simple. Some are hot, and some are not. All are at least cute. And all are just looking to make some cash and are willing to give up their clothes to do so. No extra make up. No “set” (unless you count the casting couch as a set). After the girls feel comfortable enough to take their clothes off, they are introduced to a guy for some fucking.

The interviewer is a nice guy who makes the girls feel comfortable. For those of you who are familiar with the Dirty Debutantes series, you will quickly be reminded of Ed Powers as you listen to him talk and coax these girls out of their clothes. For those of you who are not familiar with that series, as soon as you have joined www.firstimeauditions.com, go out and find that series. Trust us, it is worth it.

As a result of Mr. Nice Guy, we are able to find out many more things about these girls than we are on other sites. In our opinion, this adds a little to it, as we feel like we know them a little more, thus making them more real to us. We learn their turn ons and offs, what they secretly yearn for and what they are a sucker for. Oh yeah, we also learn what they look and sound like while they are getting plowed by a big schlong.

Amateur lovers look no further. A very well developed site with a simple plan that is executed to perfection. No super hotties here, so if that is your bag look elsewhere. Just good looking, real girls who get fucked for money. What a country!

One of the best amateur/reality sites you’ll find. Hundreds of fresh-faced newcomers having their first on-camera sexual experience, most of them a little nervous but very horny. Thanks to the professional studs who put them at ease with an expert pounding, the result is always extremely hot. We give it a …

9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.firsttimeauditions.com

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Flexible Positions Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

flexy!

You aren't the only one that can bend shit all freaky.

The site: flexiblepositions.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month

The verdict: If I’m in the mood for very upscale, very well done, very hot porn, this is one of the very few networks that immediately pop in my head (Reality Kings being one of the others). This site is a new addition to an already excellent network. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.flexiblepositions.com

When I was a spry lad, I used to try to think of the most fucked up sexual position I could think of, then try to convince whatever lack of self-esteem I was fucking at the time to perform this mission impossible. One time I talked my cum dumpster into licking my asshole from behind, while I curled her all the way around into a little “O” shape and fucked her gash. I called it “Having Cheerios with Corn.”

This site is the newest addition to the Porn Pros network – one that we’ve loved for a long time. The common theme amongst the trim on this site is large, fake tits and superstar quality looks. No amateur shit here. No flaws on these chicks. These are very high quality videos with only the very top talent. These sluts probably get paid in actual money and real powdered cocaine, as opposed to the lower level chicks who are paid with food stamps and a $20 crack rock.

Apparently I need to get me a home gym, because from the looks of this site, that’s where all the crazy, kinky sex positions take place. Every scene that I saw was shot in a weight room -which is just fine with me. Generally speaking, all chicks that are found in a weight room are hot and in great shape. I’m not a big weight lifter myself, but it seems to me if I can work up the gumption to do some cross cables, I can stick my dick in an upside down chick. Talk about motivation for a New Year’s resolution!

If you like tattooed brunettes – and really, who doesn’t – check out Angelina Valentine on this site. She’s perfectly hot, and nastier than pretty much all of the other chicks that I saw here. Of course, I fucking love tattoos on a chick – and she has a few big ones. Oh, and the fact that her clit is pierced makes her even hotter. No worries though – if freaky tattooed chicks aren’t your thing, there are plenty of, ahem…”wholesome” fake tittied sluts on this site as well.

And what’s even better is that when you join this site, you not only get the weight room, upside down freaky sluts, you also get six additional sites from the same network. The sites give you a wide variety of tastes – Freaks of Cock, 18 Years Old, Deep Throat Love, Real Ex-Girlfriends, Cock Competition and the infamous 40 oz. Bounce. Not bad when you consider that a trial period is only $1. Yeah – a single buck. And after that you’re only paying $25 per month – for all SEVEN sites. Shit – I’d hang upside down and let one of these beefcakes cornhole ME for a deal like that! Luckily, I don’t have to.

If I’m in the mood for very upscale, very well done, very hot porn, this is one of the very few networks that immediately pop in my head (Reality Kings being one of the others). This site is a new addition to an already excellent network.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.flexiblepositions.com

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Fucking Machines Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

FuckingMachines

Hold on tight there, Sister - shit's about to start shakin' around here.

The site: fuckingmachines.com The price:$29.90/month The verdict: I’ve always been surprised that there have never been any significant knockoffs of Fucking Machines, because the idea of using supercharged vibrators and tireless penetration machines to satisfy women is obviously an enormous success. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10) To join, click here:www.fuckingmachines.com
Fucking Machines is one of the most popular adult websites in the world and it has been for years; in our experience, a greater number of people who join Fucking Machines renew their memberships than any other site. That’s a testament to how well the folks at Cybernet Entertainment, the makers of Fucking Machines and about a half-dozen similar sites, know their audience.
Here’s what Cybernet understands that most other porn companies don’t: men love to watch women have orgasms, even if we’re not the ones providing them. Sure, there are some guys out there who just want their porn women to be semen receptacles and vessels for letting out pent-up aggression, but I think they’re the minority. Nothing’s hotter than watching a sexy woman transform into a screaming, convulsing animal, unable to acknowledge anything around her but pleasure so intense it’s unbearable.
It’s the business of the so-called Fucking Machines — dozens of industrial-strength contraptions, replete with pullies, gears, pumps, and assorted high-performance gadgetry — to use their considerable horsepower and RPMs to turn women into quivering piles of orgasmic flesh, gasping for air and begging for more.
And do they ever succeed. If you’ve never seen a Fucking Machines movie before, let me be clear: the most strapping, well-hung, long-lasting studs on the face of the earth couldn’t begin to pleasure women as thoroughly and repeatedly as the Fucking Machines. After all, they’re *machines* — they don’t get tired, soft, bored, freaked-out when a condom breaks or hungry for a sandwich afterwards. Every Fucking Machines movie ends in pretty much the same way — when the woman is just too tired to go on, her body ravaged and still shaking from literally dozens of orgasms.
Speaking of the movies, here’s another great thing about Fucking Machines: they movies are long (about 35-40 minutes each), and subscribers have access to thousands of them. Seriously — the updates go all the way back to 2002 and seem to never end, and one person could never watch them all. I’ve always been surprised that there have never been any significant knockoffs of Fucking Machines, because the idea of using supercharged vibrators and tireless penetration machines to satisfy women is obviously an enormous success. But then again, perhaps it’s the ultimate compliment to Fucking Machines that an entire industry hasn’t even bothered, knowing full well that Fucking Machines will never be beaten at its own game.
UPDATE! The producers of ButtMachineBoys.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com … 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.fuckingmachines.com

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Fuck My Melons Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

prepping the melons for a fucking

"Jesus Christ. I said fuck them, not slobber all over them like a fucking dog."

The site: fuckmymelons.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: Damn good site. It is always fun to watch two giant cocks slay one white girl. We just hope for their sakes that these broads are getting paid by the inch! 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.fuckmymelons.com

This is a VERY original site. This site features a farmer, Ed Johnson, who has a nice watermelon farm and he video tapes himself fucking the melons, and offers to let anyone else who comes along fuck them for a nominal fee. ONLY KIDDING! It is a titty fucking site, silly goose. We had you for a minute there…admit it!
We sure love us a good titty fuck! We are not sure what is in it for the lady, nor do we care. It seems that more and more the titty fuck is a rare treat, at home AND on the net. This lost art is prominently featured here with well endowed, GORGEOUS women. The two most important things about the titty fuck are the woman’s breasts (of course) and her face. She has to be attractive to you, or it will not work as well. If you are just normally fucking her, you can always doggy her up and not worry about her mug, but you can’t do that with titty fucking. So get a hot chick the next time it is on your agenda!

That is pretty much all they have here. The hottest in our mind was Sandy. No wait! It was Eufrat, the hot foreign babe. Actually, now that we think about it, it was probably Tina, with her giant melons. That’s it…Stacy. Oh wait, we said Tina before, didn’t we? Awww shit…there are WAYYYY too many hot chicks here to pick a favorite. Go to the site and check out their thumbnails. This site has some AWESOME talent!

And they are not an equal opportunity tit site, meaning that we saw NO girls with smaller tits. That is great here, since it is much harder to work that in a titty fucking site. We have always fawned over small tits, but we are VERY pleased with the tit selection that they have here.

The videos were all really good as well. Good quality and great action. In case you were wondering, they also fuck the pussy as well –sometimes even the ass. Each girl gets her tits fucked, that is for sure. Most of them also get them jizzed on. But they all are full service girls, so there is a LOT of action in each video.

The membership fee to join this slice of tit heaven is $1.00 for a three-day trial (unbeatable) and $29.92 for a month. The hidden gem in the monthly membership is that you also get EIGHT additional sites with original videos and nice, hot chicks (a wide variety of genres there).A great deal in our minds due to the original content and very hot talent!

A very, very nice tit site. We think it may be our favorite site to date that features titty fucking!

Damn good site. It is always fun to watch two giant cocks slay one white girl. We just hope for their sakes that these broads are getting paid by the inch! …

9.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.fuckmymelons.com

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GFS Movies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

GFS Movies Sample Photo

Artsy.

The site: gfsmovies.com

The price:$19.95/month

The verdict: Porn does not get any better than the porn we all make in our own bedrooms. Especially if we’re hot 20-somethings. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.gfsmovies.com

Since when did girlfriends become “GFS”? Are we so fucking lazy these days that we can’t spell out anything at all? I hate abbreviations. They had better not start shortening words like pussy, cunt, hirsute and bonerlicious.
This site is a “sister site” to I Love GFS, a site that I loved so much that I beat my dick so hard it ran away for a week. I had to apologize, buy it flowers – the whole nine. Looks like I’d better call the florist again, cause I am going to fuck it up beyond recognition this time. When I am done whacking to GFS Movies, my cock will resemble a tube sock full of chum.

Just like I Love GFS, GFS Movies is a fantastic site. It’s as close to watching 2 regular (and 95% of the time HOT) people fuck, without having to keep wiping the condensation off the outside window from where you are breathing. Home videos – REAL home videos, not staged bullshit – of people fucking.

There’s not one damn thing that’s professional about this site. If you like clear, crisp videos on well lit sets – get the fuck out of here, you’re crowding our jerking space, man! And the great thing about these GFS sites, that differs from many other good (but not great) home video sites, is that the chicks here are much, much fresher than the other sites. We’re talking usually 25 and under.

Here’s the reason that the on line porn industry is fucked up in my mind – pricing. You see, to me a site like this should be WAY more expensive than a pro site, just because the content is so much hotter. But I suppose they have to pay those snobby porn cunts, so they have to jack up the prices on the pro sites. This one is LESS THAN $20 per month. And you get that sister site I told you about, plus a few more.

Porn does not get any better than the porn we all make in our own bedrooms. Especially if we’re hot 20-somethings.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gfsmovies.com

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Nasty Adam Eve Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

nice undies

Nothing nasty about her.

The site: nastyadameve.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: These types of sites are easily my favorite when it comes to ALL internet porn. You basically have to see it to believe it. This one even has about 20 bonus sites included when you join ($24.95 per month), making it all that much better. Excellent, excellent site. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.nastyadameve.com

I bet the real Adam and Eve fucked constantly. I mean – is there anything in the history of human nature to suggest otherwise? Two naked people frolicking around, unsupervised. No public indecency laws, no one to stop them. I bet Adam used to cum all over that bitch’s face too – -and occasionally donkey punch her. That’s what I bet.

I’d fuck the shit out of the real Eve. I mean way back then – not now. She’d be all bones and dust and rotted shit now – but I bet she was pretty hot back then. Plus, I bet she was hungry for some strange. She only had Adam there to flick her bean, and he was probably all, “I made you bitch!” I bet I could have persuaded her to at least give me a blowie.

Anyhoo – let’s talk about the site at hand, shall we? It’s FUCKING GREAT. Nasty Adam & Eve is a amateur couple site featuring the aptly named Adam and Eve, a French-Canadian pair that are as hot as can be. Adam is a good looking dude who fucks Eve impressively, but wears a stupid fucking pair of sunglasses all the while. Sorry, Adam – we like your work, just lose the shades.

Eve is very European looking -sexy eyes, curly, long hair and medium to small sized milk jugs. She is freaky as fuck, though, which is really all that matters. This couple does a fantastic job giving us a true voyeuristic view of their one-on-one sex life – -but also participate in (and film) threesomes, lesbo sex and group sex, as well as public sex and flashing. They do it all, and do it very, very well.

They have kept it real by not selling out to a large porno company that would have taken their site and made it worse. It has the feel of a true amateur site, run by a husband and wife, and not a big studio. If you are a fan of real amateur stuff, you will know exactly what I am talking about.

These types of sites are easily my favorite when it comes to ALL internet porn. You basically have to see it to believe it. This one even has about 20 bonus sites included when you join ($24.95 per month), making it all that much better. Excellent, excellent site.

Visit the site: www.nastyadameve.com

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Naughty Allie Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

NaughtyAllie

I shudder at the thought of the damage these 3 could do to my cock.

The site: naughtyallie.com

The price:$29.99 Month

The verdict: Very, very good solo amateur site. Think along the lines of Wifey’s World, I Deep Throat and Housewife Kelly. Or could it even be better? Decide for yourself… 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtyallie.com

This needs to be said right out front and not buried deep in the review – this is an excellent site if you dig real amateur shit. Allie is a very hot blonde bombshell amateur – thin with HUGE fake tits. She not only fucks her guy Jake as often as I jerk off which, for the record, is at least 11 times a day.  She also describes herself as VERY bisexual, which is hotter than anything that I have ever heard, quite honestly.

Side note: as ridiculous as this sounds, one of the constants in a good amateur site (and I mean true amateur, not that dolled up, Hollywood bullshit) is purple text and background on the home page. I have no idea why this is and don’t really want to know why, but it seems to work out well for them.

Okay, back to the smut – like a lot of very well done amateur sites that continue to be run by the couple itself, this one has a lot of videos of Allie and Jake fucking in various places, along with several involving guest partners (both men and women). They also do a lot of public fucking and fellating, upping the risk factor for some additional gratification. All of the videos are filmed by the players themselves – very well done.

In addition to just being all around hotter than shit, and fucking other hot chicks – she also has several features to draw you to her site. Like FIVE new cam shows per week (starring her of course), thousands of photos and their accompanying sexy stories, a private journal that she updates every day, fuck videos – -and a lot of other shit that’ll make your dick weep like a crucifix in Mexico. And all for $29.99 per month.

Very, very good solo amateur site. Think along the lines of Wifey’s World, I Deep Throat and Housewife Kelly. Or could it even be better? Decide for yourself…

Visit the site: www.naughtyallie.com

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Naughty Julie Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

incredible

incredible

The site: naughtyjulie.com

The price:$29.99 Month

The verdict: We are sold. Period. We couldn’t decide who was hotter here at PLD headquarters — so we fucking joined both. Now I have to jerk off twice as much every day. The only downside to any of this is that my cock is now a deflated, fleshy windsock. But…it was all worth it 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtyjulie.com

Not to be outdone by Naughty Allie, Julie also sports the nickname “naughty.” Who’s naughtier? Who fucking cares? Is it always a contest with you fuckers? Just sit back, release your steak and enjoy the ride, you thankless bastards you.

It’s going to come down to a matter of personal taste as far as facial looks go, if you want to compare the two. They could damn near be sisters (ouch – that shit’s too hot to even think of, actually). They are built very similarly (blonde, skinny and huge fake tits) and they both like the cock AND the pussy. Two of a kind, they are.

Julie used to earn her keep (and get her jollies) on a large cam girl site, but decided that she and her man, Jon, wanted to start their own gig. Lucky for us, they did just that. This “mom & pop” site is incredibly good, and among the best (like Naughty Allie, Wifey’s World, Chica’s Place, and a few others).

All it takes is $29.99 and you can have all of her shit that she currently has on the site (which is thousands of pics and dozens of videos, as well as a private journal), as well as constant updates. For example – as I write this, there have been about 400 new photos and several videos added in the last month alone. Stellar upkeep from Jon and Julie. And it doesn’t hurt that they are a hot couple to boot.

We are sold. Period. We couldn’t decide who was hotter here at PLD headquarters — so we fucking joined both. Now I have to jerk off twice as much every day. The only downside to any of this is that my cock is now a deflated, fleshy windsock. But…it was all worth it.

Visit the site: www.naughtyjulie.com

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Hardcore Stockings Videos Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

god that's sexy

"Upside down you're turning me..."

The site: hardcorestockingsvideos.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: I admit I’m a stocking freak, but this is one fantastic site whether you like leggings or not. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click  here: www.hardcorestockingsvideos.com

Do those legs go alllll the way up ma’am?

That’s what I’d say to one of these bitches on Hardcore Stocking Videos if I saw her in person. Then, God willing, she’d rear back and kick me as hard as she possibly could right square in the fuckballs. And then I’d jerk off — right then and there — and hopefully cum blood. That’s my dream folks…that’s my dream…

And the girl I’d want to do that would be Jewel. Check Jewel out on the front page of the site — I’m pretty sure that if you like skinny, college-looking dirty blondes, you’ll join immediately after seeing her. She has a body that is tighter than a crab’s ass. And she is wearing black fishnet stockings. MMMmmmmmm….stockings….. And by the way – -there are countless chicks with her same body type and looks on this site. I love it.

As you may have gathered, this site is as dirty as stocking sites get. Super hardcore fucking — often times with more than one girl involved. And *always* involving chicks in thigh high stockings. I really wish they could invent something sexier than stockings, because my cock would literally explode with ecstasy — but until they do, there is NOTHING on this earth that gets me going faster than a hot young chick like Jewel in a pair of thigh-highs.

Each video is about half an hour, and all of them are downloadable. And there are nearly three thousand of them. That’s a lot of Vaseline, folks. Not only that, but there are also more than 100 additional sites that you get when you join with a full membership ($24.95 monthly). But before you do that – -and I know you’re jumping to do so if you’ve clicked on our link to check Jewel out — you may want to try the trial membership first for a mere $2.99. Peanuts for *my* nuts…

I admit I’m a stocking freak, but this is one fantastic site whether you like leggings or not.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hardcorestockingsvideos.com

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