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The site: melissamidwest.com
The price:$24.37/mo
The verdict: It may sound like I am overplaying Melissa a bit — but I honestly do not think so. She is a rare gem. If you are looking for raunchy hardcore — we have PLENTY of those sites in other galleries on Porny Little Devil, so check those out. But if you are looking for a perfect 10 who loves to get naked, play with toys and mess around with other perfect 10 gals — there is NONE better than Melissa. Take that to the bank! 10 out of 10.
Sometimes in life you just have to stop, take a deep breath and slow yourself down. You don’t want to just blast through each day and not stop to rest and enjoy the finer things. Melissa Midwest is one of those finer things that you should take your time to enjoy — there are few, if any, out there like her. And she’s a lot cheaper than a bottle of Dom Perignon!
I have reviewed thousands of adult sites on the Internet (and of course you can check them all out here on Porny Little Devil. Shameless plug over now…) I have seen thousands upon thousands of ladies. As far as looks go, I can confidently say the following: Melissa Midwest is the hottest looking Internet star, hands down. That’s right. I said it. Of the thousands of hotties that I have seen, I think Melissa is the hottest. I have been holding back this review for quite sometime — I wanted to be sure that I was confident in that statement (even though I thought this from the first time I saw her). I am now all but certain that, in my opinion, there is no one more sizzling on the world wide web.
Of course, to each his own — many of you enjoy different “types” — I understand that. But put all of those aside and at least check out Melissa Midwest. She’s extremely beautiful. She has a beauty usually reserved for Hollywood actresses, so I consider us lucky to get to see her in adult action. She’s sexy as shit — and I bet you will agree. She’s more of the college type/sorority type girl, in my opinion. She does a lot of “around-town” candids as well — which I love.
The ONLY slight downside to her site is that she does not really do man on woman hardcore — that’s to say she doesn’t get fucked by men (on her site anyway — I am sure that she gets her fair share of man meat in reality). But that is easily forgotten when she hooks up with chicks that will absolutely blow your fucking mind. If it wasn’t for Melissa Midwest– some of the girls on her site would be the hottest on the net! Fucking fantastic.
Okay — I will put my tongue back in my mouth at TRY to give you some details about her. Melissa Midwest is from Lincoln, Nebraska (hence the whole Melissa Midwest name thingy). You may remember her even if you have never been to her site — she had her 15 minutes of fame in mainstream media a few years back. She was charged with indecent exposure when Lincoln authorities saw PICTURES of her on her website (fucking perverts) showing her naughty bits at certain bars in town. The big deal was that she was charged with this “crime” long after she actually did the deed. It stirred up a lot of controversy and such. CNN, USA Today — all of the biggies picked up on it and (we are sure) gave her oodles of business as a result. The outcome? Hell if I know — she’s still making porn and that is all I care about. She’s a blond haired, blue eyed, gorgeous little creature with a perfect — and I mean PERFECT — body. Perfect tits and a perfect ass. Stunning face. Melissa Midwest is just God damned sexy!
Even better than her looks is her attitude — Melissa Midwest is one of the most user friendly ladies on the Internet. She promises that if you e-mail her, she’ll email you back. It worked for me, so I believe her. She will also pose in whatever you’d like and send you and email of her in it. She knows who butters her bread — and she doesn’t ever forget that without you, the customer, she would not be doing as well as she surely is. She has over 10,000 pics of herself and over 3,000 of other girls on her site. She does live web-cam shows, has many, many videos and does updates all the damn time.
All of this personal attention is very rare, as is the price that you pay to get Melissa Midwest. $24.37 per month. Unheard of for a) such a hot chick and b) such an up close and personal, all-original format. She posts 2 new photo sets each month, has 2 web-cam chats every week, girl on girl pics and videos, her email address (that Melissa Midwest will check and respond to), a 3-D sex video game (that may or may not excite you, but it’s included) and AT LEAST SIX new videos a month — which according to my accountant averages out to MORE than 1 per week!
It may sound like I am overplaying Melissa Midwest a bit — but I honestly do not think so. She is a rare gem. If you are looking for raunchy hardcore — we have PLENTY of those sites in other galleries on Porny Little Devil, so check those out. But if you are looking for a perfect 10 who loves to get naked, play with toys and mess around with other perfect 10 gals — there is NONE better than Melissa Midwest. Take that to the bank!
***Update! Melissa is doing hardcore! Melissa is doing hardcore!
Visit the site: www.melissamidwest.com