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WifeysWorld Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

cum eater

"Do I have something on my face?"

The site: wifeysworld.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½ (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.wifeysworld.com

It’s uniqueness that makes or breaks a porn site, and unfortunately, the cookie-cutter nature of most sites eventually breaks them. If your group of bleary-eyed, crank-addicted 19-year-olds just like another site’s 19-year-old coke-head strippers shooting fuck flicks after work, then your site probably isn’t going to last too long.

On the other hand, there’s Wifey’s World. Wifey breaks all the rules; she’s married, she’s in her mid-30s at least, she’s not Barbie-doll thin and she doesn’t have fake boobs. On that last one, though, she’s pretty well set, with a natural rack so huge she’ll have back problems in under 10 years, we guarantee it. But until then, let’s enjoy her site. Because it’s hot.

Wifey clearly gets off on fucking her husband (code name, “Hubby” — creative, eh?) on camera. It’s actually hard to tell what gets her hotter — her own orgasms, or her husband’s. She’s got a fetish for taking cumshots to the grill (which, along with her massive tits, make up her two “niche” audiences to whom she appeals), and likes to play dress-up and fulfill fantasies for her members.

Wifey is always cumming, and it’s hot. It’s not squealy, squirmy little airhead orgasms, either; we’re talking about deep, throaty growling orgasms…the kind where every moan leading up to the big O sounds like the guttural noise you make on the toilet when you’re shitting out a turd the size of a Mag-Lite. After all these years, she’s still the most popular amateur wife site on the Web (Heather at I Deep Throat is a close second). Small wonder. Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WIFEYSWORLD.COM

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Wicked Pictures Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

wickedpictures.com, wicked pictures

"Does this tiara make these tits look fat?"

The site: wickedpictures.com

The price:$29.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: No one has bigger names. Beautiful girls and good movies. Not too tame and still very glamorous.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

Wicked. One of our very favorite words in the English language…right up there with “fuck”, “free” and “the kid is NOT yours.” Wicked Pictures is a megasite of sorts with over 300 glamcore movies of some of the biggest names in the land.

Wicked Pictures does have some star power, boasting Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Asia Carrera, Sydney Steele and Bridgette Kerkove, along with several other very high quality girls. They are not on the level of a Suze Video, but they are not far off. Some individual girls may be better (is there out there more talented and requested than Jenna?), but overall they are a smidge behind.

If you haven’t already figured it out, Wicked Pictures is a high glam type of site. Wicked Pictures is another very high quality studio that leans more toward the art of beautiful pictures than the raunchiness of real and true porn, but do not get us wrong…they have some great fuck movies and dirty shit! We sincerely like a lot of their movies more than many of the other top level photography sites. We think it is because they have align themselves with some of the top adult actresses in the business, instead of aligning themselves with the top nude models in the business — a mistake that other companies have made.

A Wicked Pictures membership will cost $29.95 per month. That will get you all-access to the site, which has over 100,000 pictures of the hottest chicks in the world, as well as over 500 hours of video of the same hot bitches. The updates are the real draw, as they update the site with new photos and/or videos every single day.

Even if you aren’t sure if you want to join or not, do this — go to the site and get their free screensavers and wallpapers of the Wicked Girls! Free hot pussy! Are you kidding us? No reason not to!

No one has bigger names than Wicked Pictures. Beautiful girls and good movies. Not too tame and still very glamorous. … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.wickedpictures.com

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Whoregies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

The pink top makes her a whore.  The 6 other people make it a Whorgie.

The pink top makes her a whore. The 6 other people make it a Whorgie.

The site: whoregies.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: A nice idea and well done to boot. We wish we were this lucky
Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

Whoregies is what you call a reverse gang bang. Whoregies features videos with several chicks and only one or two guys, all fucking and sucking and licking and cumming. Lucky bastards.

Whoregies pits numerous ladies against one ro two guys in a steamy orgy. Who knows what will happen. Sometimes the guy will be hammering the girl from behind and have his cock yanked out of her snatch, only to quickly be thrust into a horny sluts mouth. Or a guy could be ass-hammering a chick while another chick licks his balls, one licks her pussy and two are watching while 69ing each other. Think you’d like that? Yeah…us too.

We also liked the quality of chicks that Whoregies put in the videos. Top shelf, my friends. How fucking great is that…8 or 9 gorgeous ladies rolling around together and moaning and shit. Damn. But we have to admit that we were not surprised about the talent when we noticed that this site was a Meat member site. They always have the best bitches (see Top Notch Bitches if you don’t believe us) and they always have spectacular sites with high quality videos and lots of updates. Oh…and there are FORTY of these sites…and you get them ALL for$29.95 per month. Now you can see why we were so excited.

Our favorite video? Can you actually have a favorite amongst a group of things if every single thing is the greatest thing you have ever imagined? No…but we will just tell you about one to see if it is something you might be interested in. How about Episode #2 on the site. It is just as spectacular as the rest. We counted at least 7 girls, but it was hard to tell because we kept forgetting what we were doing due to the jerking off and all. Brunettes, redheads and blondes – oh my!! Erik Everhard, the cocksmith that runs the site, is as lucky as any man that has ever walked this earth.

A nice idea and well done to boot. We wish we were this lucky!  8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WHOREGIES.COM

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Watch My GF Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That's right. Watch her. Watch that bitch.

The site: watchmygf.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Watch My GF is an outstanding site. These are the sites that make the shitty sites worth reviewing – because I know that as long as I keep looking, there will always be rewards like this one out there. Try the $1 trial – see what you’re missing. .

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.watchmygf.com

I had a dream last night that I was allergic to vagina skin. It was awful. I had to wear one of those E.T. quarantine suits just to get my nuts emptied. The good news was that I didn’t have to worry about V.D.’s anymore, so I was fucking some pretty trashy chicks. I even fucked Britney Spears bareback!

I’m not even sure why studios waste their time with professional porn anymore. Sites like this one, Watch My GF, are so much better that it’s like comparing apples to piles of bloody shit. Although I can still manage to jerk off to the pro stuff in a pinch, this is definitely my type of go-to site.

We’ve seen sites Watch My GF before, and we’re damn glad we’re seeing them again. Amateur GF’s taking boners in the most glorious of places. It’s like Chicks Gone Wild – but wilder. Most of the content at Watch My GF is user generated, making it all the hotter.

They have a rule at Watch My GF that the user submitted videos must feature hot chicks, so you aren’t going to see that sweat hog that works at the dry cleaner’s bouncing up and down on a chubster. Only fresh, hot, sexy bitches. I spent hours on Watch My GF and never found a chick that was remotely homely.

The best way to go about joining Watch My GF is to get a 2 day trial for ONE fucking dollar. Totally worth it. If you stay on, it’s $39.95 per month, which gives you full bore access with unlimited downloads, plus lots of extra sites and shit like that. And, if you happen to have a hot lady friend – I know, it’s insane, but stick with me here – you can submit a video of her chewing on your hog and win some prizes and shit.

Watch My GF is an outstanding site. These are the sites that make the shitty sites worth reviewing – because I know that as long as I keep looking, there will always be rewards like this one out there. Try the $1 trial – see what you’re missing.

Visit the site: www.watchmygf.com

10 out of 10

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

video box
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com
Let’s just get this out of the way right off the bat…THIS SITE IS A PERFECT 10!! Read on…

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

VideoBox is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

VideoBox does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Vicky At Home Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Vicky Vette = throbbing erection

Vicky Vette = throbbing erection

The site: vickyathome.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: I admit – when I first saw Vicky, I groaned and thought, “Oh shit, another fake pro site” She proved me dead wrong. Vicky, you have a great thing going here. I am suggesting that you all give it a try.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.vickyathome.com

I work from home. I have learned to type with one hand, since the other is pretty much glued to my cock, and I can type over 100 words per minute, mistake free. I can also crank out 2 nuts every 17 minutes, usually for about 5 to 6 hours per stint. Pretty fucking impressive resume, huh?

Vicky Vette is the star of attraction on this tasty little corner of the pornonet called Vicky At Home. She is EXACTLY what you think of when you picture a porn star – huge fake tits, gorgeous face, perfect body, blonde hair, big, red lips-she is the fucking prototype (Norwegian to boot!). If you want the chick next door – back it up. If you want a real, pro porn star – Vicky At Home is waiting with her legs spread.

The twist, however, is that the videos of Vicky At Home are NOT those super lighted, ultra staged fuck scenes. In fact, they are really nice, amateur looking flicks. Of course, it is Vicky At Home — so that makes sense, unless she lives in a studio (but you never know about some sites…). The difference is that Vicky runs the site herself. No big companies, no studio shit. She used to do that, but got tired of faking it (THANK YOU VICKY!!). So she started this gem called Vicky At Home,  and she has done a damn fine job.

Vicky devotes her entire life to Vicky At Home. She has done over 150 scenes. She also has lots of friends and playmates that visit her site, doing live cam shows just like she does. Oh – and don’t think this is one of those under 20, tease sites. Those fucking suck. Vicky is a true woman – one who knows how to please, and proves it with full blown hardcore scenes on a more-than-regular basis.

The price to join Vicky At Home is $25 monthly. Take my expert word for it – this is a fucking hell of a deal. Just think about any of your favorite porn starlets, and how much you would LOVE for them to take all of the bullshit out of their scenes – the airbrushing, the fake orgasms, the perfect lighting. How fucking rad would that be? Well, Vicky shows us. And it’s pretty fucking awesome.

Visit the site: www.vickyathome.com

9 out of 10

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Twistys Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Wistful pondering

"What awaits me out there in the great big world? Oh yeah - porn."

The site: twistys.com
The verdict: Twistys is a really nice site. If you like professional porn, I would recommend Twistys almost as quickly as any other.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here: www.twistys.com

Apparently it has FINALLY happened. The makers of smut sites have finally run out of names that are even remotely connected to porn, and have decided just to throw any name at all on the site. This one is called Twistys. The only thing that I can think of that would be porn-related when it comes to twisty is when I take one of those little twistys that holds your bread bag closed, and tightly wind it around the head of my cock until it turns a deep blue-gray color, then I quickly remove it and jerk off to a nut as fast as I can. It’s exhilarating. I call it “making biscuits & gravy.”

But these fuckers had no idea that I invented that move a few years back, so I have no idea where the fuck they’re coming from. Oh well – it doesn’t matter, really. The fact of the matter is that with the stable of incredible looking sluts they have at Twistys, they could call themselves RottingBallSack and I’d still join.

I will go out on a limb and say that Twistys is the best talent that I have seen in the last year. No shit. These girls are your classic (and classy) porn super stars in the making – your blonde and brunette bombshells. Big, juicy tits. Faces that could grace any silver screen. Perfectly manicured faces, hair and pubic regions. The ladies at Twistys are the kind of ladies that true fantasies are made of. And there are over TWO THOUSAND hotties. That’s a lot of different fantasies.

But no need to strain your imagination too much – they have over 17,000 video clips (and rising each day) where they go ahead and create those fantasies for you. They know you spent your imagination fucks long before the internet came along. They also give you access to a half dozen additional sites when you join (all included with the $25 monthly fee).

Twistys is a really nice site. If you like professional porn, I would recommend Twistys almost as quickly as any other.

Visit the site: www.twistys.com

9 out of 10

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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TT Boy Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Bladow!

Bladow!

The site: T.T. Boy

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: How often can you watch a legend perform for $1? Imagine going to see Sinatra back in the day for only $1? Now imagine Sinatra hate fucking his backup singers. Yeah…it’s sorta like that. 9 out of 10

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here: www.ttboy.com

When I was younger I used to try to guess what T.T. Boy stood for. Titty Twister Boy? Trim Tackling Boy? Tennessee Titans Boy? What the fuck is T.T.? Someone please tell me and end my 20 years of torture!

Say this shit out loud, One Thousand, Five Hundred. Now count to 1,500. Why? Because that’s how many porno movies T.T. Boy has starred in. I can’t even count that high, yet he has shot cum onto at least that many chicks on film. Motherfucker…that’s a LOT of fucking porn. T.T. Boy is not only a legend, he’s one of my favorite porn stars that has ever lived.

Obviously, T.T. Boy has been in the game for a long time. This is his 20th year in the game, in fact. So obviously there is a TON of content on TT’s site. What is also obvious is that TT is the quintessential pro, so you won’t be getting grainy bullshit or small pecker fucks. This is big boy shit here. TT knows how to slay a pussy.

TT is not one to handle the split tails with kid gloves either, so if you like a little violence in your porn, choose TT. He likes to choke and insult. I like to watch TT flicks right after some broad has pissed me off. Like when some 80 year old woman cuts me off in traffic, I come home, run to his site and rip one out, thinking about hate-fucking that octogenarian.

TT’s site is tucked into a network of a dozen other sites, most of which are pretty good sites. His is by far the best in my opinion, but then again I have been a fan of TT since I had peach fuzz on my balls. I promise you will dig TT’s style – but in case you are skeptical, take $1 and get a 24 hour trial membership. That will convince you. And if you stay on for a monthly, you get ALL of the other sites for free.

How often can you watch a legend perform for $1? Imagine going to see Sinatra back in the day for only $1? Now imagine Sinatra hate fucking his backup singers. Yeah…it’s sorta like that.

Visit the site: www.ttboy.com

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