Suze Sample Photo
The site: suze.net
The price:$29.93/month
The verdict: They call themselves the best megasites on Earth. We think they are selling themselves short. These are the best megasites in the universe. 10 out of 10.
“Beautiful Models, Erotic Pictures. Experience the erotic visions of world-renowned photographers Holly and Suze Randall.” This statement is one the front of their sites, and we thought it would give you a good idea of what these sites are all about. Our perspective: Stunning quality and even more stunning models.
They have THE highest talent level in the world. If you are into the super glamorous, sensual and gorgeous women in similar types of photos and videos, then this is definitely the top place on the internet to get it. These are two premium sites that could really be morphed into one, but we are fine with how it is because of the pricing. Suze.net is a site with hardcore glam photos, while Suze Video is a site for hardcore, glamorous videos.
Normally we would cry scam, but to join both of them will only cost you $29.93 per month…and THAT is one of the best deals around considering the quality that you get. The other upside is that, unlike many of the glamour sites with the top models and top photographers, these have real fucking porn on them! Imagine that concept?!?! These two sites when combined are stellar, with real fucking, cum shots, titty fucking, pussy eating and cum guzzling. It is what we like to call glamcore! The talent? Try these girls on for size: Lana Barbie, Brianna Banks, Jenna Haze, Crystal Klein, Aimee Sweet, Aria Giovanni, Chloe Jones –shit, we could go on forever. They have over a THOUSAND of these top shelf girls and over 20,000 images of them. That is on Suze.net alone. Suze Video has an entirely separate cache of videos, By far the best stable of gorgeous babes in the world.
They tie Playboy for quality, and blow them away in ever other category! We will come clean…we usually do not care as much for the sites with the glam girls and the super artsy shit. It is fine, but we like a little more real ladies. Why? Because usually these glamour sites are simply a bunch of poses and nothing more. Even if they do have video, it is some dream girl rolling around in a huge, lacy bed with curtains blowing in the wind. Beautiful? Yes, but hard to make the fantasy jump to get off…which is the whole purpose. But THESE sites are very different from that. There are some very, very good hardcore pictures and even better hardcore video. One small example is a video that we saw of Amy Ried, the drop-dead gorgeous brunette model. She is perfect, with D cups and a beautiful face. She is also a GREAT fuck and very sensual. She likes to talk and she likes is hard and fast. She fucks some dude and talks a LOT . We came before he OR she did! Just a very small example of the stunning video and models that they have on these two sites.
They call themselves the best megasites on Earth. We think they are selling themselves short. These are the best megasites in the universe.
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
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goddamn she's hot
The site: silviasaint.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month
The verdict: So now we have one of the top all-time blondes, one of the top all-time brunettes, one of the top cummers and Rocco the fucking man Siffredi. And about 10 or so additional top rated sites — all for the price of one site. This site is incredible by itself – with the bonuses it’s impossible for any real porn fan not to join. 10 out of 10.
Yet another legendary star in the same network of stars (along with Peter North, Tera Patrick and Rocco Siffredi). Did you know Silvia Saint is the 2nd most searched for porn star on the net today? Shit – you may have found this review searching for her. Well, there’s a reason for that – she’s a fucking incredible piece of ass that knows how to get guys off…plain and simple.
You’ll notice right away that this network has some niche sites and some other sites – -but only 4 sites featuring one person – and all 4 of those people are fucking legendary in this business. What does that tell you? I’ll spell it out for you – the guys demand the best. They are all about quality and professionalism.
Just like the other legends in this network, Silvia’s site is the only place you can get all of her videos and pics and the like. And, as with joining any of the other people mentioned above, you can join her site ($3 trials, and as cheap as $23 per month) and get full access to all of the other sites in the network, including those other legends that I mentioned. If you want top quality, this is easily the best deal on the internet.
Silvia has appeared in over 200 hundred movies. Guess where you get them? Fuckin’ A right. You also get access to her personal journal, billions of pictures, other sites, thousands of movies – fuck, I could go on all day, but I have to go squeezin’ for pearls here in a few – -Silvia has got my balls boiling and my cock whistling like a tea pot.
So now we have one of the top all-time blondes, one of the top all-time brunettes, one of the top cummers and Rocco the fucking man Siffredi. And about 10 or so additional top rated sites — all for the price of one site. This site is incredible by itself – with the bonuses it’s impossible for any real porn fan not to join.
Special Update! When you join SilviaSaint.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.
$2.95 for 3-day trial
$14.95 for 30 days membership
$34.95 for a 90 day trial
Visit the site: www.silviasaint.com
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
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Rocco Siffredi Sample Photo
The site: roccosiffredi.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month
The verdict: Anything Rocco touches is a 10, including this site. One of the best professional networks out there. 10 out of 10.
I mentioned Rocco the other day to some guy and he had never heard of him. This guy was married with kids, so I presume he was straight (although gay men love Rocco more than straight men – so if he was gay then it’s even worse that he didn’t know of Rocco). I know for a fact that this guy has watched porn before, so I can’t figure it out. I do know that I have spoken my last words to that fucking asshole – I have no use in my life for a porn-watching guy that has never heard of Rocco Siffredi. Fuck him straight to hell!
As you know (and if you don’t you get the fuck off of my site right now), Rocco is a porn legend. He has been around the block time and again, knocking the bottom out of chicks since I was a lad. The Italian Stallion has starred in countless adult films and has even been in some mainstream ads overseas. The fucking guy is a legend, okay?
Need to know more? Here’s a little from the site itself – and if this doesn’t grab your attention, then you need to go fuck off with those people who had never heard of Rocco…”Many of his films begin with affectionate, romantic scenes that turn into bouts of marathon violent anal sex. Climaxes often involve such activities as Siffredi focusing the camera on the distended anus of one of his female co-stars, spitting into it, ejaculating into it, and then having other co-stars clean the woman’s anus with their tongues.” Hard yet?
Go check out his site and you will be. If you’re straight, you will enjoy the tons of films that he has available on there, where he is fucking the shit out of lucky ladies. It rough shit, so if you’ like snuggles and roses – fuck off. If you’re gay, you will enjoy…well…Rocco, of course. He’s a fucking stud Italian guy with a cock the size of a fence post. What’s not to like? Rocco has a little something for the whole gang!
Take a few days off of your panhandling gig and get a $3 trial membership (3 days for $2.95 to be exact). If you like what you see, you can join for as little as $23 per month – which includes a lot of additional stellar sites, including those of the legendary Peter North, Tera Patrick, Silvia Saint and a shit ton more. I dare you to find a network with more star power as this one. You can’t. And even if you could (but you can’t), it would not be this affordable.
I am a big fan of extreme hard core, which is what Rocco specializes in. He even had a lot of BDSM stuff that he has been doing later in his career. Lots of choking, really hard ass fucking and spitting. It makes things a lot more exciting than the boring old “give him head, he eats your pussy, you fuck, he cums on your tits or face” routine.
Anything Rocco touches is a 10, including this site. One of the best professional networks out there.
Special Update! When you join RoccoSiffredi.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.
$2.95 for 3-day trial
$14.95 for 30 days membership
$34.95 for a 90 day trial
Visit the site: www.roccosiffredi.com
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
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Pete dominated that pussy
The site: peternorth.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month
The verdict: If you are not a fan of Peter North, then you are not a fan of porn. Peter is king. 10 out of 10.
Peter fucking North. The king of kings. The legend himself. This is no knock off, folks – this is THE official site of THE man of porn. I had the pleasure of meeting Peter recently, and he was a very good dude – very gracious, humble and generous with his time. Of course…that’s not what you care about, right? You want to see his giganta-cock slay some pussy. Gotcha…
Peter has fucked over 1,000 chicks on film. That’s 997 more than you have fucked in your life – and that’s only if you count your sister (note: he has also fucked your sister, so that’s really sort of like a push between the two of you). While all of those encounters are not available here on his site, there are a lot of them – plenty to keep you busy for a LONG time (and even more sites and scenes – -we’ll get to that in a minute).
Pete is still making movies, so lots of his new shit is here, as well as some vintage movies from the 80s and 90s (classic shit). Of course Pete is known for his massive cumwads and facials, so there is a lot of emphasis on that, even featuring the “Pop of the Month.” There is also an Ask Peter section, lots of bonus sites included in the membership fee (including some other legends, like Tera Patrick and Rocco Seffredi), Peter’s personal journal and lots of other shit.
There are several plans of membership, all of which seem awfully generous since we’re talking about the legend himself here. You can stick your cock in the water for less than $3 – -that will get you 3 full days of Pete and his bitches. If you like it (and you will of course), you can get a monthly membership for LESS than $23 per month. Unheard of when you’re talking about such a big name star.
If you are not a fan of Peter North, then you are not a fan of porn. Peter is king. And to honor the King, I leave you with this poem:
Ode To My Idols
To some it’s Obama, the inspiring prez Or a musician that shreds the guitars Still others have heroes that play sports or games But my idols are all porno stars
At first it was Jenna who stole my heart Her tits and ass did the trick And I always admired Ron Jeremy Who could suck on his very own dick
Don’t forget chicks like Briana and Teri Who both filled my fantasies too And guys like Rocco with Thermos-like cocks Who taught me to perfectly screw
But there’s one man who tops them all We’ll call him a God henceforth A man among beasts, and girls and boys That man is Peter North
To some he’s a perv, but an artist to me His canvas is the broad His model a slut, the brush his cock The paint is Peter’s wad With the wit of one man he seduces a chick His tongue’s like three men in her trough. With the dick of five men he delivers the goods With the cum of ten men he blasts off. Yes, Peter’s the best of the best of the rest Which is saying a lot that is true ‘Cause all the porn stars have a surefire way Of relieving my balls when they’re blue
So go on and worship your Hollywood stars You can keep all your athletes, and then Give me some grease and a porn and a towel And my idols will please me again.
Special Update! When you join PeterNorth.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.
$2.95 for 3-day trial
$14.95 for 30 days membership
$34.95 for a 90 day trial
Visit the site: www.peternorth.com
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The site: clubredlight.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial
The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.
1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images
1,279 different ladies
1 really fucking sore cock.
Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.
The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.
Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.
In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.
Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.
Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.
It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com
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do you smell fish?
The site: movieaccess.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial
The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.
This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.
Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.
How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat
They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!
Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
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Smoochers
The site: terapatrick.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month
The verdict: I know I spent the review talking more about Tera than her site – but shit, man…it’s not all that often that you get to see a beautiful AND smart chick get hammered all over the place. Trust me – you will love her site – and all of the ones that come with it. 10 out of 10.
Why is it that a majority of superstar porno chicks are blonde? Fuck that “gentlemen prefer blondes” shit – none of you cretins is a gentleman. And I don’t buy the “blondes have more fun” crock of dung either. I’ve had more fun with one brunette I used to fuck than all of the blondes I have fucked combined. Blondes are fine – but brunettes are where my cock wants to burrow down.
Tera Patrick is easily one of the hottest, and most popular, brunettes in the entire world of porn. That is saying something, folks, since I have seen literally thousands of different brunette chicks in my years of pornin’. And for a little trivia – she’s smart too. She has a college degree and used to work as a nurse. (Honestly, I would cut off both of my feet and hobble to the hospital in crotchless jeans if I knew she was going to be my nurse). She is also the only woman ever to be on the covers of Playboy and Penthouse at the same time, and she is the Publisher of Genesis magazine and the Sex Editor of the U.K. Version of FHM. Top that, fucker. She’s smarter than all of the chicks you’ve ever fucked (especially the ones made out of watermelons and the foam rubber ones)!
Oh – and I can’t even begin to list all of her adult movie awards – there’s not enough space on this site.
This site is the ONLY place in the fucking cyber galaxy that you can see all of exclusive content, photos and videos. Wanna chat with a chick is smarter than you, hotter than anyone you’ve ever known AND will show you her pussy getting fucked? This is the only place to do it, unless you work at her local post office or something. Basically, if you dig Tera, the only place to belong to is this site here.
And you can do so without fucking your life up, because it’s not that expensive. A trial only costs $3. Give that a run. If you like it, take your stimulus check and join full time for as little as $23 per month. Oh, and that will also get you a ton of additional high class sites, including those of the legendary Silvia Saint, Peter North, and Rocco Siffredi – plus a bunch more.
I know I spent the review talking more about Tera than her site – but shit, man…it’s not all that often that you get to see a beautiful AND smart chick get hammered all over the place. Trust me – you will love her site – and all of the ones that come with it.
Special Update! When you join TeraPatrick.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.
$2.95 for 3-day trial
$14.95 for 30 days membership
$34.95 for a 90 day trial
Visit the site: www.terapatrick.com
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Rating: 9.5/10 (2 votes cast)
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Nipples Are the Naughty Part
The site: wickedpictures.com
The price:$29.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: No one has bigger names. Beautiful girls and good movies. Not too tame and still very glamorous.
Wicked. One of our very favorite words in the English language…right up there with “fuck”, “free” and “the kid is NOT yours.” Wicked Pictures is a megasite of sorts with over 300 glamcore movies of some of the biggest names in the land.
They do have some star power, boasting Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Asia Carrera, Sydney Steele and Bridgette Kerkove, along with several other very high quality girls. They are not on the level of a Suze Video, but they are not far off. Some individual girls may be better (is there out there more talented and requested than Jenna?), but overall they are a smidge behind.
If you haven’t already figured it out, this is a high glam type of site. Wicked Pictures is another very high quality studio that leans more toward the art of beautiful pictures than the raunchiness of real and true porn, but do not get us wrong…they have some great fuck movies and dirty shit! We sincerely like a lot of their movies more than many of the other top level photography sites. We think it is because they have align themselves with some of the top adult actresses in the business, instead of aligning themselves with the top nude models in the business — a mistake that other companies have made.
The membership will cost $29.95 per month. That will get you all-access to the site, which has over 100,000 pictures of the hottest chicks in the world, as well as over 500 hours of video of the same hot bitches. The updates are the real draw, as they update the site with new photos and/or videos every single day.
Even if you aren’t sure if you want to join or not, do this — go to the site and get their free screensavers and wallpapers of the Wicked Girls! Free hot pussy! Are you kidding us? No reason not to!
No one has bigger names. Beautiful girls and good movies. Not too tame and still very glamorous. … 9 out of 10
Visit the site: www.wickedpictures.com
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Vicky Vette = throbbing erection
The site: vickyathome.com
The price:$24.95/month
The verdict: I admit – when I first saw Vicky, I groaned and thought, “Oh shit, another fake pro site.” She proved me dead wrong. Vicky, you have a great thing going here. I am suggesting that you all give it a try.
I work from home. I have learned to type with one hand, since the other is pretty much glued to my cock, and I can type over 100 words per minute, mistake free. I can also crank out 2 nuts every 17 minutes, usually for about 5 to 6 hours per stint. Pretty fucking impressive resume, huh?Vicky Vette is the star of attraction on this tasty little corner of the pornonet. She is EXACTLY what you think of when you picture a porn star – huge fake tits, gorgeous face, perfect body, blonde hair, big, red lips – she is the fucking prototype (Norwegian to boot!). If you want the chick next door – back it up. If you want a real, pro porn star – Vicky is waiting with her legs spread.
The twist, however, is that the videos are NOT those super lighted, ultra staged fuck scenes. In fact – they are really nice, amateur looking flicks. Of course, it is Vicky “at home” — so that makes sense, unless she lives in a studio (but you never know about some sites…). The difference is that Vicky runs the site herself. No big companies, no studio shit. She used to do that, but got tired of faking it (THANK YOU VICKY!!). So she started this gem – and she has done a damn fine job.
Vicky devotes her entire life to this site. She has done over 150 scenes. She also has lots of friends and playmates that visit her site, doing live cam shows just like she does. Oh – and don’t think this is one of those under 20, tease sites. Those fucking suck. Vicky is a true woman – one who knows how to please, and proves it with full blown hardcore scenes on a more-than-regular basis.
The price to join is $25 monthly. Take my expert word for it – this is a fucking hell of a deal. Just think about any of your favorite porn starlets, and how much you would LOVE for them to take all of the bullshit out of their scenes – the airbrushing, the fake orgasms, the perfect lighting. How fucking rad would that be? Well, Vicky shows us. And it’s pretty fucking awesome.
I admit – when I first saw Vicky, I groaned and thought, “Oh shit, another fake pro site.” She proved me dead wrong. Vicky, you have a great thing going here. I am suggesting that you all give it a try.
… 9 out of 10
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