"I'm so hot I sit around and cup my own tits all day."
The site: silviasaint.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month
The verdict: So now we have one of the top all-time blondes in Silvia Saint, one of the top all-time brunettes, one of the top cummers and Rocco the fucking man Siffredi. And about 10 or so additional top rated sites — all for the price of one site. Silvia Saint is an incredible by itself – with the bonuses it’s impossible for any real porn fan not to join. 10 out of 10.
Yet another legendary star in the same network of stars (along with Peter North, Tera Patrick and Rocco Siffredi). Did you know Silvia Saint is the 2nd most searched for porn star on the net today? Shit – you may have found this review searching for her. Well, there’s a reason for that – Silvia Saint is a fucking incredible piece of ass that knows how to get guys off…plain and simple.
You’ll notice right away that this network has some niche sites and some other sites – -but only 4 sites featuring one person – and all 4 of those people are fucking legendary in this business. What does that tell you? I’ll spell it out for you – the guys demand the best. They are all about quality and professionalism.
Just like the other legends in this network, Silvia Saint’s site is the only place you can get all of her videos and pics and the like. And, as with joining any of the other people mentioned above, you can join her site ($3 trials, and as cheap as $23 per month) and get full access to all of the other sites in the network, including those other legends that I mentioned. If you want top quality, this is easily the best deal on the internet.
Silvia Saint has appeared in over 200 hundred movies. Guess where you get them? Fuckin’ A right. You also get access to her personal journal, billions of pictures, other sites, thousands of movies -fuck, I could go on all day, but I have to go squeezin’ for pearls here in a few – -Silvia Saint has got my balls boiling and my cock whistling like a tea pot.
So now we have one of the top all-time blondes, one of the top all-time brunettes, one of the top cummers and Rocco the fucking man Siffredi. And about 10 or so additional top rated sites — all for the price of one site. This site is incredible by itself – with the bonuses it’s impossible for any real porn fan not to join.
Special Update! When you join Silvia Saint through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.
$2.95 for 3-day trial
$14.95 for 30 days membership
$34.95 for a 90 day trial
Visit the site: www.silviasaint.com
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The site: celebsuncovered.com
The price: $29.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: This one is decent for a celebrity site, but it is still a celebrity site. The extra sites make it worth joining. 6.5 out of 10.
When it comes to making adult sites about mainstream celebrities, it is very hard to find ones that work. Many of them are either bullshit or fake…take your pick. Others throw out some celebrity picture that you could see in Maxim or GQ. It is not easy to find a site that has clips of nudity, pics of nudity and reports and updates about dozens of celebrities. Celebs Uncovered is a site that does a decent job at covering uncovered celebrities. We do not think it is the best available (see Mr. Skin), but it is good nonetheless. The problem that we have with celeb sites in general is that most of the stuff you are paying to see is a) shit that you can see elsewhere so there is no original content and b) shit that you can see elsewhere for a lot cheaper. Celebs Uncovered falls into that category for sure, but as you will read below, there are other sites that you get with your membership, so we think it is worth the dough.
The good thing about this site is that it is well organized. Many celeb sites throw up shit everywhere. This one has each big named female celeb, and then everything that they have about her in one place. The downside is that they have corners for celebrities who have never been filmed nude (Jennifer Anniston for example), but they put anything they can about her, just to get someone to join to see her naked. Not to say that they lie and say they have her naked, but they put her pic on there to make us think that is the case.
You will find juice on just about any big name you can imagine here. Anniston, Tara Reid, Selma Hayek, Nicle Kidman, Cameron Diaz, Uma Thurmond, Elizabeth Hurley (personal favorite) and countless others.
The membership fee is $29.95 per month for the first month, with an automatic renewal fee of $34.95 thereafter. The great news is that you not only get this site for that price, but you also get access to Anjali Uncovered, MILFs Uncovered, Cheaters Uncovered, and Shaft Uncovered. Read our reviews on these, you will see that we think those are very fine sites as well, so you are getting a good deal.
This one is decent for a celebrity site, but it is still a celebrity site. The extra sites make it worth joining.
… 6.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.celebsuncovered.com
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The site: rockstarpimp.com
The price:$1.00 for a 2 day trial. (recurring)
The verdict: I’ve seen gimmicky sites before – this is no fucking gimmick. This is the real deal – very, very good, star-powered porn. Don’t let the fact that a main stream guy is in the videos turn you off – he’s as good or better than most of the other dudes I’ve seen. After all, he’s a rocker – he knows how to work the cock. 10 out of 10.
God damn I wish I was a rock star. Those motherfuckers get more pussy than weathermen. I’ve seen hideous dudes get split-tail just because they played in a band. Prime example — Lyle Lovett, who’s a singer that’s about half as sexy as that guy from The Hills Have Eyes, was married to Hollywood sex symbol Julia Roberts. And he just sings queer shit – rock stars are bad ass.
Obviously a few before have starred in “home†movies – we all remember Tommy Lee’s thermos-sized crank. But this is the first time that we know of that one has actually decided to be the MAIN star on a porno site. This ain’t no scratchy home film starring that dumpster fire Pam Anderson – this is prime time, grade A, first rate studio porn.
You may recognize the dude on this site (Evan Seinfeld a.k.a. Spyder Jonez) if you used to watch the HBO show Oz – he played Jaz Hoyt. No? You may recognize him, then, as the bassist for the metal band Biohazard. No? How about as the star of VH1s Supergroup? Not that one either, huh? Then you may recognize his cock from your mom’s ass, smarty pants! This guy is a legit star in many fields – and now he’s decided to star in the only area that you and I give a shit about – porn.
As you’d expect, Spyder’s a hardcore dude, covered in thousands of tattoos. As you’d also expect, him being a porn star now and all, he’s got a pretty heft crank. This makes for some good fucking on the hot chicks he lays with here. Remember what I said above – -that rockers get elite pussy, right? Well, how about a rocker that’s also a porn star — he’d get some of the best pussy in the free world, right? Fuckin’ A right he does! The bitches here would hold their own against any other site’s chicks. Up and cummers like Teagan Presley (super hot blonde with bigguns), Rebecca Linares (a tiny latina that’s roughly the size of Spyder’s cock) and Nadia Nitro (a tiny-tittied, black-haired vixen that could suck the wrinkles out of Any Rooney’s forehead). And there are a shit load more where that came from.
One of the best things about it is that it’s brand new – and so they’re selling it CHEAP to get new customers. $1.00 trial memberships RIGHT NOW! That’s 48 hours of content for less than you’d pay for a fucking bean burrito. Not only to you get to watch a legitimate star fuck legitimate chicks, you also get access to 14 additional sites and a billion or so additional porn videos. That’s all well and good – but I have spent most of my time on this site and none of the others. It’s great. And shit – even after the trial it’s less than $30 per month for all of that shit – about 10 bucks cheaper than you’d generally expect to pay for ONE site.
I’ve seen gimmicky sites before – this is no fucking gimmick. This is the real deal – very, very good, star-powered porn. Don’t let the fact that a main stream guy is in the videos turn you off – he’s as good or better than most of the other dudes I’ve seen. After all, he’s a rocker – he knows how to work the cock.
"You have no fucking idea how badly I'm going to maul your cunt."
The site: roccosiffredi.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month
The verdict: Anything Rocco Siffredi touches is a 10, including this site. One of the best professional networks out there. 10 out of 10.
I mentioned Rocco Siffredi the other day to some guy and he had never heard of him. This guy was married with kids, so I presume he was straight (although gay men love Rocco more than straight men – so if he was gay then it’s even worse that he didn’t know of Rocco). I know for a fact that this guy has watched porn before, so I can’t figure it out. I do know that I have spoken my last words to that fucking asshole – I have no use in my life for a porn-watching guy that has never heard of Rocco Siffredi. Fuck him straight to hell!
As you know (and if you don’t you get the fuck off of my site right now), Rocco Siffredi is a porn legend. He has been around the block time and again, knocking the bottom out of chicks since I was a lad. The Italian Stallion has starred in countless adult films and has even been in some mainstream ads overseas. The fucking guy is a legend, okay?
Need to know more? Here’s a little from the site itself – and if this doesn’t grab your attention, then you need to go fuck off with those people who had never heard of Rocco Siffredi…”Many of his films begin with affectionate, romantic scenes that turn into bouts of marathon violent anal sex. Climaxes often involve such activities as Siffredi focusing the camera on the distended anus of one of his female co-stars, spitting into it, ejaculating into it, and then having other co-stars clean the woman’s anus with their tongues.” Hard yet?
Go check out Rocco’s site and you will be. If you’re straight, you will enjoy the tons of films that he has available on there, where he is fucking the shit out of lucky ladies. It rough shit, so if you’ like snuggles and roses – fuck off. If you’re gay, you will enjoy…well…Rocco, of course. He’s a fucking stud Italian guy with a cock the size of a fence post. What’s not to like? Rocco has a little something for the whole gang!
Take a few days off of your panhandling gig and get a $3 trial membership (3 days for $2.95 to be exact). If you like what you see, you can join for as little as $23 per month – which includes a lot of additional stellar sites, including those of the legendary Peter North, Tera Patrick, Silvia Saint and a shit ton more. I dare you to find a network with more star power as this one. You can’t. And even if you could (but you can’t), it would not be this affordable.
I am a big fan of extreme hard core, which is what Rocco Siffredi specializes in. He even had a lot of BDSM stuff that he has been doing later in his career. Lots of choking, really hard ass fucking and spitting. It makes things a lot more exciting than the boring old “give him head, he eats your pussy, you fuck, he cums on your tits or face” routine.
Anything Rocco touches is a 10, including this site. One of the best professional networks out there.
Special Update! When you join RoccoSiffredi.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.
$2.95 for 3-day trial
$14.95 for 30 days membership
$34.95 for a 90 day trial
Visit the site: www.roccosiffredi.com
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The site: richpornstars.com
The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial
The verdict: We like amateur porn, but super rich, top-of-the-line porn has its place too – -and that place appears to be Rich Pornstars. 9 out of 10.
What’s better than fucking a super hot chick? Not much, really. But I know one thing that makes it better — if she’s rich. Why? Fuck if I know — it just is. It also helps if she’s a rich pornstar. Yeah…now we’re talkin’.
Well, since you will never, EVER, be able to fuck a rich pornstar, you might as well do the next best thing and check out the website RichPornstars — and rough up your cock a bit while you do. I know –reality can be a stinger sometimes. You were holding out hope that one day you would be able to fuck a rich pornstar. Not gonna happen. Maybe a poor one. Yeah…shoot for a poor one.
This site is of the highest quality, and has all of the big names –Jenna, Devon, Hillary (Scott, not Clinton) — you name her and she’s probably here, getting fucked like a plastic fuck doll. No amateurs here. Fuck, they don’t even have 2nd tier porn bitches here. These are the best of the best. The richest of the rich. The hottest of the hot.
Basically it’s a dump site for DVD porn. That’s not a bad thing, it’s just not a place where you’ll get all warm and fuzzy with the local girls. You go in, choose from their hours and hours and hours of professional, top grade porn, you download it and you wrestle the bald-headed champ until he pukes. Simple as pie.
And cheap as shit too — only $2.99 for a 3 day trial. That is amazing when you think about it. Lots of amateurs sites are going to that these days, but these bitches have got to get rich somehow — and we’re not sure how they are paying them what they do only charging us $2.99 –but fuck them. Who cares. All I know is that I can get a LOT of nuts off in 72 hours.
We like amateur porn, but super rich, top-of-the-line porn has its place too – -and that place appears to be Rich Pornstars.
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The site: redlightdistrictlive.com
The price:Varies
The verdict: To a certain degree all live video chat sites are the same. The only difference in in price and talent. This one has as good or better talent than any other one out there…guaranteed. If you don’t believe me, check out the models for yourself. Fan-fucking-tastic. 9 out of 10.
I love regular internet porn. Fucking LOVE IT! I can’t get enough of it. But there is one thing that I love even more, and that is INTERACTIVE internet porn — like video chat. Red District Live is not only a site with some of the hottest porn stars in the business, but also a site where you can actually interact with some of the hottest chicks in the business.
Like many live video chat sites, you buy minutes and use them at your convenience. The prices here seem steeper than some sites, but honestly, the hot chicks on here warrant a higher price than some of the bed-carp that I have seen on other sites. The prices are as follows: $29.99 for 5 minutes of *private* time, 10 min, for $59.95, and up…If you don’t care if they are private, things are a lot cheaper. $1.99 for group chat. That’s my choice — let the other chumps tell that slut how hot she is — you need both hands to work your cock and asshole.
Seriously, do this — go check out the models and their bios (it’s free). They are exceptionally hot for working girls. We expect nothing less from Red Light District, the makers of top of the line porn DVDs for years. Remember Courtney Simpson – -the gal that was a college cheerleader that went on to get fucked in a porn with her school’s cheerleader outfit on? Yeah — they have her. And countless others. Excellent group, this is.
Are you in there? If so, check out chicks like Afroditte (a chick that could model in national magazines), Alexxa (she could star in mainstream movies if she wanted), Rihana (a European look to her) and Haily (some of the nicest tits I’ve seen). If you don’t get excited by these girls, check your fucking pulse, Frankenstein.
To a certain degree all live video chat sites are the same. The only difference in in price and talent. This one has as good or better talent than any other one out there…guaranteed. If you don’t believe me, check out the models for yourself. Fan-fucking-tastic.
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The site: rachelaziani.com
The price:$24.95 month
The verdict: A super hot babe with a super hard work ethic. This is the kind of gal we wish all adult sites featured. You will NOT be disappointed. 10 out of 10.
Rachel Aziani is a real chick turned porn star. For a little background, she and her husband had some web sites and they filmed a lot of other actresses. After about a year, Rachel decided that she could have some fun in front of the camera. A star was born! 7 years later her site is PACKED with videos of her doing her thing.
Rachel is a perpetually tanned hottie, thanks to her Sicilian and Native American roots. Her measurements are 34D (all natural baby!), 24-34, making the perfect body! She was definitely born to be in the business. Just check out her site, or even Google her name and take a look at a picture of her. If you are into the buxom, perfect looking pornstar type — and who isn’t — then you cannot go wrong with Rachel.
In addition to her countless photos, Rachel has lots of video footage that she has compiled over the years. Some are girl-on-girl shoots and others are masturbation scenes. We personally like when her husband, Buzz, gets involved. He knows how to make her squeal. Check out the videos on her site of Buzz bringing the heat. They are top notch.
Better even than the videos is something that we thought was a spectacular idea, and one that we rarely see. Rachel not only does live cam shows (she has a page that changes on a regular basis with her schedule for online, live shows as well as where she will be appearing), she also has cams fixed on her office, house and pool. These live cams are always running and sometimes catch a glimpse of Rachel in her “natural environment!” Sorry, Rachel…we didn’t mean to make you sound like an animal there or anything!
And yet ANOTHER great thing that we discovered on Rachel’s site is that she offers PRIVATE FANTASY SHOWS! What the hell is that, you ask? You can get a private show — that’s right, you and Rachel ONLY — if you simply schedule one in advance. The prices range from $125 for 30 minutes to $200 for 1 hour. If you would like Buzz to get in on the action, it is $225 for 30 minutes and $300 for an hour. Keep in mind that these are exclusive, private shows. That is an amazing price for a one-on-one.
As far as the rest of the prices, the website itself is part of the Twisted Pass network, so you get a bunch of sites for one monthly fee of $24.95 per month. Honestly, Rachel’s site alone should cost more than that with all of the extras that you get, but Shhhhhh!!!! Don’t let them know we are getting it for a steal. Check out Twistedpass.com for a list of the sites that you will get.
Rachel is truly an all-access girl who seems to enjoy what she does and works harder than hell to bring you the best adult website that she can possibly bring you. She goes way above and beyond most other starlets and we get the sense that she really wants you to remember her and hold her in higher regard than other ladies you may find on the net. Whether that is true or not, it worked for us. Rachel is one of our new favorites, but not only for her looks and videos. She aims to please!
A super hot babe with a super hard work ethic. This is the kind of gal we wish all adult sites featured. You will NOT be disappointed.
She went south on Peter North
The site: peternorth.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month
The verdict: If you are not a fan of Peter North, then you are not a fan of porn. Peter is king. 10 out of 10.
Peter fucking North. The king of kings. The legend himself. This is no knock off, folks – this is THE official site of THE man of porn. I had the pleasure of meeting Peter recently, and he was a very good dude – very gracious, humble and generous with his time. Of course…that’s not what you care about, right? You want to see his giganta-cock slay some pussy. Gotcha…
Peter has fucked over 1,000 chicks on film. That’s 997 more than you have fucked in your life – and that’s only if you count your sister (note: he has also fucked your sister, so that’s really sort of like a push between the two of you). While all of those encounters are not available here on his site, there are a lot of them – plenty to keep you busy for a LONG time (and even more sites and scenes – -we’ll get to that in a minute).
Pete is still making movies, so lots of his new shit is here, as well as some vintage movies from the 80s and 90s (classic shit). Of course Pete is known for his massive cumwads and facials, so there is a lot of emphasis on that, even featuring the “Pop of the Month”. There is also an Ask Peter section, lots of bonus sites included in the membership fee (including some other legends, like Tera Patrick and Rocco Seffredi), Peter’s personal journal and lots of other shit.
There are several plans of membership, all of which seem awfully generous since we’re talking about the legend himself here. You can stick your cock in the water for less than $3 – -that will get you 3 full days of Pete and his bitches. If you like it (and you will of course), you can get a monthly membership for LESS than $23 per month. Unheard of when you’re talking about such a big name star.
If you are not a fan of Peter North, then you are not a fan of porn. Peter is king. And to honor the King, I leave you with this poem:
Ode To My Idols
To some it’s Obama, the inspiring prez
Or a musician that shreds the guitars
Still others have heroes that play sports or games
But my idols are all porno stars
At first it was Jenna who stole my heart
Her tits and ass did the trick
And I always admired Ron Jeremy
Who could suck on his very own dick
Don’t forget chicks like Briana and Teri
Who both filled my fantasies too
And guys like Rocco with Thermos-like cocks
Who taught me to perfectly screw
But there’s one man who tops them all
We’ll call him a God henceforth
A man among beasts, and girls and boys
That man is Peter North
To some he’s a perv, but an artist to me
His canvas is the broad
His model a slut, the brush his cock
The paint is Peter’s wad
With the wit of one man he seduces a chick
His tongue’s like three men in her trough.
With the dick of five men he delivers the goods
With the cum of ten men he blasts off.
Yes, Peter’s the best of the best of the rest
Which is saying a lot that is true
‘Cause all the porn stars have a surefire way
Of relieving my balls when they’re blue
So go on and worship your Hollywood stars
You can keep all your athletes, and then
Give me some grease and a porn and a towel
And my idols will please me again.
Special Update! When you join PeterNorth.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.
$2.95 for 3-day trial
$14.95 for 30 days membership
$34.95 for a 90 day trial
Visit the site: www.peternorth.com
perverts are good
The site: pervertparadise.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: There are over a million megabytes of material on these sites and all of it is high quality. Also, if you like the girls on Pervert Paradise you can get used to it…they have a shit load of super hotties. 8.5 out of 10.
We are a little bit miffed at the makers of this site. Not because of their site…it is great. Not because of the quality of their videos, they are all top notch, and beyond. Not because of the ladies, they are some of the hottest around. And not because of the price, you will read below that it is a great deal in a great network. No…we are mad because we think that Porny Little Devil is the pervert paradise! So you can go there, but remember your true nirvana!
The site is produced by the Meat Members, but also overseen by Steve Holmes. You may or may not be familiar with Steve’s work, but if you are not you should get to know him. He does really good stuff. He is a German adult actor, so many in the U.S. may have never heard of him. He is the AVN award winner for Male Foreign Performer of the Year for the years 2005 AND 2006. The funny thing about Steve is that he looks exactly like an accountant or lawyer or something…the farthest thing from a porn star.
There is nothing exceptionally unique about the theme of the site. It is a place to go and watch people fuck. No hitchhikers, no reality stuff, no auditions and no tricks. Just fucking. Ahhhhhhh…did you hear that? That was us breathing a sigh of relief. It is nice to see someone get back to the basics.
They also have one of the hottest fuck videos that we have seen in days, which for us is a LOT of video viewing! You should really go onto this site and check out Kathy and Simone, who do a video together. We get them mixed up, but one a drop dead gorgeous brunette while the other is a blonde bombshell. And who really gives a fuck who is who…right? They both put on a performance worthy of some sort of award. There are2 guys in the scene as well, and they bore these bitches butt holes completely out. Thye do some hard ass fucking! Great scene…andremember, these women are very, vry fucking hot.
We alos liked Mikki Dark, although she was a little untraditional. She was a dark haired vixen-like gal with a big tattoo of some sort of jungle cat above her right tit. She is a Goth chick, and she is the sexiest one that we have ever seen. In addition to being sexy, she is beautiful too (there is a big difference you know). She takes a trip of dongs — one of them being that of Steve Holmes himself — to town. Good scene by a great girl.
The network that this site belongs to in known as the Meat Members and it is $29.95 for a membership. That cost will get you about 40 sites inall, ranging from cum shot sites to regular fucking to extreme hardcore. There are over a million megabytes of material on these sites and all of it is high quality. Also, if you like the girls on Pervert Paradise you can get used to it…they have a shit load of super hotties.
Steve Holmes has a keeper here.
