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Club Red Light Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Not all people raised by feral dogs are ugly.

The site: clubredlight.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.clubredlight.com

1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images

1,279 different ladies

1 really fucking sore cock.

Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.

The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.

Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.

In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.

Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.

Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.

It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com

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Download Porn Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

fucking hot

I dare you not to get a boner looking at this.

The site: downloadporn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: If you like your shit all-original and like a site that is “homey” and “personal” well, we have plenty of those here, but this ain’t one of them. This is just a big old pile of sexy-ass shit, right here. Dirty, nasty and easy to access. Like your sister. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.downloadporn.com

Does anyone else jerk off more than 8 times a day like I do? Sometimes I think I’m a little strange for that. I love to fuck my fingers. I have names for them (Little Kerry, Judy, Tina, Megan and Thumb). I like to draw little faces on my fingertips and them take turns with them, cumming on a different finger-face each time I jerk off. See what I mean? I guess it is a little different…

Sometimes when I “feed the sisters” (as I call it) I like to not fuck around, go right to a big ol’ megasite and get me a fancily produced slick-flick. That’s when I go to this site, Download Porn – and do just what the name says. This is my go to site when it comes to megasites.

Reason? Well, one reason is that they have over 3,000 titles, with updates ever fucking DAY! Not every week – SEVEN a week. And they have any type of chick I want – black, white, asian, indian, latina, mermaids, wood nymphs, ladybugs – you name it, they probably have it. Except for gorgons.

And banshee. No gorgons or banshee here.

I kind of wish I wasn’t already a member, because right now they are offering start up memberships cheap as fuck. $4.95 will get your cock in the door, and you’ll be cranking out sperm in no time. All of their shit is downloadable, and there are no limits once you get started on your full membership. None.

If you like your shit all-original and like a site that is “homey” and “personal” well, we have plenty of those here, but this ain’t one of them. This is just a big old pile of sexy-ass shit, right here. Dirty, nasty and easy to access. Like your sister.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.downloadporn.com

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Gina Lynn Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Gina Lynn Sample Photo

"You have the most delicious tibia I have ever tasted."

The site: ginalynn.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Excellent site of one of the top performers ever. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.ginalynn.com

Ahhhh, yes. I love it when I get to review an official site of a industry mega-giant. Such as the case with Ms. Gina Lynn here. If you’re reading this, you’re obviously into porn – so if you haven’t seen a Gina Lynn movie, well – -you’re a tasteless cocksucker. But thanks for visiting PLD!
Gina Lynn is a legend. Just look at her picture above, and you’ll immediately see why. She’s gorgeous. Huge tits, long blonde hair – and she has mastered the art of fucking. She’s done over 60 movies in her career. Many girls have done more – but few have done them better.

The site is FULL of her shit. There are videos of hers that you have NEVER seen before if you aren’t a member- so even if you’re a zealot who’s seen all of her regular films -you ain’t seen all of this shit. All of the shit’s downloadable and in very clear and crisp form. Oh – and in case you didn’t know – Gina does it all. Group, lesbo, DP, etc. And Gina also has clips of OTHER actresses doing their thing as well – so there’s never a shortage of pussy to be found.

You’d think the official site of one of the top stars in the biz would be more expensive than other, regular sites. Well, you’d be fucking WRONG, now wouldn’t you, smarty pants? That’s because it’s only $30 per month. And you even get several other sites including- get this-Jenna Haze’s official site. So that’s TWO legends and several other sites for $30 per month. Hard to pass a deal like that up if you’re a fan of either of these chicks.

Excellent site of one of the top performers ever.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ginalynn.com

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My Sexy Life Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

My Sexy Life Sample Photo

I would fuck every single thing in that picture.

The site: mysexylife.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: I like a site that shows you a little more than a silly movie script with some fucking. Behind the scenes and every day shit makes me feel like I am getting more than my money’s worth – as long as the fucking is good. Here, it’s great. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.mysexylife.com

I wonder if there are any porn stars hooked up in real life with smaller dicked men? Not like little needle dicked fuckers — but slightly above average sized men like myself. Maybe – but if I ever date a porn star I will insist on anal only. She can get her pussy filled at work.

Your hostess is Phoenix Marie, who sort of looks like the old school, hot, Brittney Spears. Or is she hot again these days? Fuck, I can’t keep up with that cunt- – but Phoenix here is always hot, and that’s all that matters. And as she’s the main attraction, you get to see a lot of her in all of the updates…which is perfect because I love exceptionally hot blondes with big tits, gorgeous pussies and who love to have fingers slid into their assholes. It’s a a thing I have.

The premise of the site is not bad, but the bullshit factor is extremely high. Basically she is claiming that the site is representative of what she does in her OFF time. Wanna see what a porn star does when she’s not sucking dicks and eating snapper? You got it! Watch Phoenix, umm…suck dicks and eat snapper! Yep – it’s apparently the same thing on or off the clock.

While I don’t buy the “life of a porn when she’s not working” shit for a second, I am also not really complaining about the content of the site. If she wants to try to fill me full of shit about her off time, that’s fine with me – as long as her site keeps showing videos of her getting fucked like a fat guy’s fist. And keep it going she does, with a new, high quality video every week.

There is a little bit of a “reality” show feel to it I suppose – not every scene is constant fucking. I do like the way we get to see her do a few normal, every day things. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, as the makers of the site are the Reality Kings — the internet’s premier porno network. If you don’t like the Reality Kings’ shit, well, then – you’re asexual.

But just in case you have somehow missed the Reality Kings and are Not asexual – you can see a trial of this site for $4.95 – and if you join you get this site and 8 or 9 other Reality Kings sites for less than $25 per month.

I like a site that shows you a little more than a silly movie script with some fucking. Behind the scenes and every day shit makes me feel like I am getting more than my money’s worth – as long as the fucking is good. Here, it’s great.

Visit the site: www.mysexylife.com

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Got Porn Stars Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Got Pornstars Sample Photo

He appears to have one.

The site: gotpornstars.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: This site gets a rare 9.0. And that, my porny little buddies, says something in itself. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)


 To join, click here:www.gotpornstars.com

“Like Milk, Got Porn Stars is good for the bone!
We wish we could take credit for that logo, but we must admit, it was on the site when we got there. We were hooked, not only on that endorsement, but on the amount of hot stars that they featured on the front page of the site, including, but not limited to, Gina Lynn, Devon, Alyssa Lovelace and Alexis Malone.

We also loved their concern with our nutrition, as they advised us to, “Drop the damn ab roller and put yourself on the one and only, high energy, high protein, not fat, Got Porn Stars diet and in only a few short minutes, you’ll se the difference. Immediately your blood will start flowing, you’ll notice your muscle getting harder and harder, and damn it, you’ll be in a better mood. You can get all of this for just pennies a day!” How could we say no?

When we went inside, we loved what we found just as much as we loved the outside. They offer a great collection of high quality videos dedicated to the stars of the business. We were like a kid in a candy store! Brianna Banks, Carmen Luvana, Silvia…where the fuck do we begin?!?!?!

We started with The Best of Jill Kelly. Why? Hell, we don’t know. They are all so hot…we just picked one. If you do not already know, Jill Kelly is a super-star. Tall blonde, big tits, perfect everything…hard to top. Keep in mind that these are real professionals, so you do have to put up with the elaborate sets and the poor acting. But the same thing that makes it bad– them being stars–is the same thing that makes it oh so good. They know what they are doing. Jill Kelly is so damn hot she could be shoveling manure and we would like it. Fortunately, however, she is not doing so in this movie. She is taking dicks and licks from all angles and she has definitely mastered her profession.

We also love, love, love Brianna Banks. There is no better in the business. Maybe you could make an argument for “just as good,” but not better. Brianna has done literally thousands of scenes over the years, ranging from Fuck Pigs #3 to Pearl Jammed to Nuttin’ Hunnies. The compilation offered on Got Pornstars is a pot luck of some of her best scenes. We will let you pick your favorite.

Very, very nice collection of porn stars and their best scenes. For $24.95 per month, added to the fact that you get access to 50 or so other sites with that fee, we cannot thing of a better way to spend our money. Hell, according to the makers of the site, you may even get in shape this way. We can’t afford NOT to try it!

This site gets a rare 9.0. And that, my porny little buddies, says something in itself. …

9 out of 10
Visit the site: www.gotpornstars.com

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Nikki Fritz Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Nikki Fritz Sample Photo

Nipples to carpet, people -- NIPPLES TO CARPET!

The site: nikkifritz.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A decent site that just got a lot better with the announcement that she will now do hardcore. Get in on the ground floor if you like brunette centerfolds with gargantuan tits. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.nikkifritz.com

Well, here you go. If you know who Nikki Fritz is, and you want to see her online, this is the place to do it since ZERO other sites have permission to use her image. If you do not know who she is, then let us educate you. First, if you have ever called Cinemax “Skinamax” then you DO know who she is…just not by her name. Nikki Fritz is commonly known as the Queen of Cinemax, probably because she been on there a lot, like in the show Nightcap. She is your quintessential soft-core actress.

That being said, you should realize that is what you will be getting here at Nikki Fritz…soft-core. Huh…what’s that? UPDATE: Nikki reports on her site that she is now doing hardcore!! Woo Hoo! It will take a little bit for her to catch up to the greats, but this is one hell of a first step! There are many, many nice nude pictures of Nikki, a beautiful brunette with huge boobs and a perfect body. She has over 200seperate galleries of photos, each with several individual photos in them. She also has a lot of video content, but again that is going tobe mostly solo and some lesbo. The one thing that we did like a lot was the camera that she has set up in her home to catch glimpses of her. That is a good idea…she just needs more of them.

We have also heard rumor that Nikki Fritz is very hands on and runs her own site. We applaud that, as we know the feeling. She does very well in connecting with her fans, writing to them in response to their email and things like that, so we definitely have to commend her for that. A lady this hot does not have to work a day in her life, and she seems to work every day!!

The membership fee is $12.95 for a five day trial or $24.95 monthly…we would normally suggest the trial but it is a little steeper than most trial periods…so we say go ahead and get the one month deal. You have earned it, big boy!

A decent site that just got a lot better with the announcement that she will now do hardcore. Get in on the ground floor if you like brunette centerfolds with gargantuan tits.

Visit the site: www.nikkifritz.com

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Hard Porn Stars Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

you're seen her before

That's not hard enough...

The site: hardpornstars.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Very nice site with lots of videos, many extras and hot chicks getting as nasty as anyone could ever want them to get (unless you are into scat…and we won’t even go there). Nothing to complain about. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.hardpornstars.com

There are many, many sites that give you a certain category of porn, whether it be petites, blondes, ebony, lesbian, etc. We love those sites, but at the same time, we sometimes just want to see someone –anyone–get fucked hard and nasty, without having to make the choice of who it is or what they look like. That is when we turn to our new friend, Hard Porno Stars. This pimp roll production is a very nice collection of the nasty stuff.
We were first impressed with the fact that they offered nearly 150 videos on this site alone, not to mention the hundreds of others on the additional sites that you get as a result of paying the membership fee of $24.95 for this one site. The videos on this site are strictly hardcore, so they range from blondes, latinas, lesbos, and dozens of other types…as long as it is hardcore they have it. A very large and nice selection if we do say so ourselves. Good price too!

One very nice video that we found almost immediately upon entering the site was Babes in Toyland, Bubble Butt Babes. Our favorite lady here was Cailey Taylor, who is a tall, buxom blonde with just the right amount of junk in the trunk. She not only gets down and dirty right away on this one, she also blesses us with a reverse cowgirl anal scene. She has nice, beefy pussy lips that we get to enjoy during that scene as well, most definitely when the guy jams four fingers in there as he fucks her up the ass. She wails like a Banshee right before she gets really nasty with some ATM action and a load to the throat. Well worth watching.

One of our favorites can also be found scattered across this site…Devon. We are sure that many of you know who she is, but if you do not, you need to find out. She is a mega star, and for good reason. She is a fucking awesome blonde. She is cute and hot at the same time. But the real reason we love her is her vocal performances while she is getting nailed. She is the screamer of all screamers. She sounds almost like a giant mouse, or some sort of squeaky door. Not the best description, we know, but believe us…she is gold. We will let you look around for her…do a little discovery of your own. Who knows, you may stumble onto a new favorite of your own while looking!

Very nice site with lots of videos, many extras and hot chicks getting as nasty as anyone could ever want them to get (unless you are into scat…and we won’t even go there). Nothing to complain about.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hardpornstars.com

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Midnight Prowl Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Midnight Prowl Sample Photo

The freaks come out at night.

The site: midnightprowl.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: One of the best ideas that we have ever seen. Not only that, but it is very high quality and a part of a great network. This is definitely one of our very favorites! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.midnightprowl.com

In this business, it seems like everything you can think of has been done…it is just a matter of who does it well and who does not. Every now and then a fresh idea pops up and we take a big sigh of relief that we are seeing something we have not seen before. Luckily for us (and you too) that is what happened with Midnight Prowl. You guys are gonna LOVE this one!

Here is the skinny: These guys take a porn starlet/whore to a local area sex shop and whatever lucky customers just happen to be in the shop at the time get to FUCK HER!! No shit! These chicks take on anyone who happens to be in the store…regular Joes like you and I get to fuck these broads. And they don’t get the ugly bitches either…this is Grade A hot pussy meat! We love this concept!

We hate to beat a dead horse, but we just love this idea and this site. Not only is the setup great, it is definitely ALL REAL! None of this bullshit like you see on a lot of sites with guys “supposedly” picking up chicks they have never met before and fucking them…this is the real fucking deal. If you do not believe it then just go there and check out their free trailers. It is obvious after you watch a couple that this is not a set-up…they are really fucking total strangers.

We cannot begin to describe the fun the ensues when these bitches head to the store at night. On the way to the store each time, they get a good warm up fuck by none other than Super Manager Frank Benjamin of Frank Wank fame. Then when they get to the store it is every man for himself! Fat, skinny, black, white, tall, short, old, young, big dick or little dick…these whores do not care a bit!

As if you needed more incentive to join this one, what may be one of the best things of all is something that we have not even talked about yet. It is what network they are affiliated with, which is the Meat Members crew. They have a great rate at $29.95 per month, and for that amount you get access to ALL of their sites, about FORTY in all. That is over a million MBs of content that is available for download (meaning you can keep this material forever) 24/7. The sites range in category, so check out our review of Meat Members to make sure that you “thing” is in there…but hell, Midnight Prowl alone would be worth $29.95 a month…and you just have to dig this site!

One of the best ideas that we have ever seen. Not only that, but it is very high quality and a part of a great network. This is definitely one of our very favorites!

Visit the site: www.midnightprowl.com

… 9 out of 10

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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

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All Adult Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

all-adult-pass
The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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