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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

… 10 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Why don't you have your images turned on? You're on a porn site, for fuck's sake! Turn them on the click to see Video Box, the best porn rental site.
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever fucked? I have a few up at the top of the list. Once, I hollowed out an antelope’s thigh bone, lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it. That was odd. I also fucked a disconnected trachea – same antelope. That felt better than the bone. Side note: I have since been banned from hunting in the lower 48 states.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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The Best POV Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

The Best POV Sample Photo

That is, admittedly, the best P.O.V.

The site: thebestpov.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: I love POV sites. This one is not extra special, but it is good. Plus, when you join you get access to a billion or so other sites or some shit like that – so it’s a great deal. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.thebestpov.com

Their tag line is as follows: “If you like a hot babe looking up as she sucks your cock or watching a tight ass as you fuck it from behind then you like the Best Point Of View. Okay -sounds like I fit the bill. Like to see hot bitches looking up while sucking cock  - check. Like to see tight asses getting fucked and the chick gandering backward to see the penetration – check. All systems go!Not knowing what POV porn is while surfing for porn is like not knowing what a clit is while eating a snapper. It’s just common knowledge these days that POV porn is the biggest thing going. But there are idiots out there I suppose – so it’s porn shot as if YOU were the dude getting his Jimmy gnawed on. I know – hard to fathom you could get a chick not related to you to whack your pud – that’s why these fucking sites were created, genius.

These sites generally put names to the faces and most, like this one, have exclusive and original content. One name that I will remember is Penny Flame, and not just because it’s such a stupid fucking name that it’s hard to expunge from your head. Penny is a cock-craving brunette that kind of reminds me of Taylor Bowe. She’s petite and has perfect sized tits. She fucks as if she’s a starving hostage and cock is a seven course gourmet meal.

$1.00 makes you holla – that’s how much their trials are going for. I always – fucking AWLAYS – buy trials when they are $5 or less. Why wouldn’t I? I buy a burger for that much…is pussy not as important as a hunk of ground beef lazily slopped between two pieces of stale bread? I submit to you that it most certainly is.

I love POV sites. This one is not extra special, but it is good. Plus, when you join you get access to a billion or so other sites or some shit like that – so it’s a great deal.

Visit the site: www.thebestpov.com

… 7 out of 10

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Tease it Out Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I did tease it out. I did!

The site: teaseitout.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: A neat, new idea to spice it up a little. Why not…we always like to see new ways to get us off. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.teaseitout.com

This site takes something that angers most men, and turns it into a positive turn on. They get a load of chicks who have mastered the frustrating art of teasing, then let them do it on film for you. They talk dirty, rub their pussies and generally play with the POV guy. Lucky for him, though, these bitches are not ONLY teases like some that we have met…they actually finish the job at the end.

We, personally, hate to be teased. It is bullshit. But when you put it this way, it is hard not to like. Especially since we were actually jerking our cocks the whole time, so the real joke is on them!

This site is also a member of a great network of about 40 other sites called Meat Members. They have a great deal going on, which is a monthly fee of $29.95 for ALL of their sites. That means over a million MBs (no shit) of videos, all of which are ORIGINAL in content and of the highest quality around. Oh…we almost forgot to mention the talent. In a word — superb. We have a hard time putting any other network in their category.

Roxetta was one of the sexiest redheads we have seen. She has huge tits, a big, dick sucking mouth and beautiful, long red hair. And can she tease. She squirms all over the bed like a woman on fire (which in a sense is exactly what she is). She plays until the dude cannot stand it anymore and has to drop his cock into her mouth. If you are a fan of red heads, you definitely need to check out Roxetta.

Now if you are a fan of pussy in general, then you need to check out Jessica on this site. We are not sure if her real name is Jessica, but if it is then it is an amazing coincidence considering she looks a LOT like a Jessica we have seen in the tabloids a shitload (you know the one….long blonde hair, wears cut off jean shorts and thinks that buffaloes have wings…) This bitch is hot! Now, she doesn’t have the same bust size as that other Jessica…this chick has itty bitties. But that does NOTHING to take away from how hot she is. And her teasing doesn’t either. She plays with her pussy for a good long time before letting him play with it. Smoking!

A neat, new idea to spice it up a little. Why not…we always like to see new ways to get us off.

Visit the site: www.teaseitout.com

… 8 out of 10

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Swallow Me POV Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Swallow Me POV Sample Photo

Well? Open your mouth, Woman!

The site: swallowmepov.com
The price:$29.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: POV is a very nice way to watch porn, and this is a very nice POV site. You need to watch POV somewhere, and if you trust us then we say this is the place to watch it! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)
To join, click here:www.swallowmepov.com
POV sites have been around for a long time, but their popularity is surging these days. In case you’re in the dark, POV stands for Point of View, and it refers to the way that the scene is filmed.
They want to put you into the movie as much as possible, so the guy who is doing the fucking actually holds the camera himself. This way, the only thing that you see is the lucky gal, and the dick and legs of the guys. By not seeing the guy’s face/body, you can more easily imagine that you are actually that guy, thus cumming more intensely. The only problem that we see with this is that this particular reviewer does not have quite the equipment that some of these guys have. I may be doing fairly well in that department…but come on! These guys are packing some truly amazing tools here. Other than that, though, they are great. Hell, it may even add a little to the fantasy…I sure fantasize about having a dick like that too!!
Swallow Me POV is a Brain Cash brainchild, and as you know that means over 2 dozen additional sites to this one for under thirty dollars per month ($29.95 to be exact). Each site is very well put together. We say that having reviewed hundreds of other sites. This network does as good a job as any other in the organization department. They also are the home of Peter North and Lexington Steele, 2 of the biggest names (and cocks) in the business. We have yet to find a Brain Cash site that has let us down. Amber Simpson is a natural talent that really caught our eye. Although she is definitely sexy and attractive…it seems all-natural. She is not overly made up and does not seem that she is working really hard to pretend to be something she is not. She has naturally small tits and a tight body. She doesn’t wear a lot of makeup, which makes her even more attractive to us. Her video, entitled “Cute Brunette,” is a very nice POV attraction. As with most POV videos, she talks to the camera as if she is talking to you, the viewer (saying such things as “This ass is all yours!”). Again, this adds to the fantasy. She is a major league clit rubber when she gets going in the fucking portion of the scene, and really works the fantasy angle well. Her counterpart (we will call him You!), is hung like a mule and gives her the business in many different positions (even a little foot job in there for the fetishists), much like you would if you were really fucking her. You finish her off by shooting a load straight into her mouth. Good job, you!
Venus was a brunette that you fucked on page 3 of the video section, entitled “Sexy Brunette” (not to be confused with the “Cute Brunette,” Amber, that you fucked in the last scene that we talked about. Venus has very nice tits (especially for those of you who like big nipples and areolas). She is a very pretty girl, and her fucking is top notch too. You fucked her in the pussy and the ass in this one, all taking place outside on what apparently started as a picnic. She especially loved your dick in her ass, as she massacred her clit while you were pounding her poop hole. In the end you gave her a little ATM action and came in her mouth. Damn this freak can work a dick! POV is a very nice way to watch porn, and this is a very nice POV site. You need to watch POV somewhere, and if you trust us then we say this is the place to watch it!

Visit the site: www.swallowmepov.com

… 9 out of 10

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Brain Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3
The site: brainpass.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.brainpass.com

One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).

For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!

Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!

In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.

Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brainpass.com

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Simply POV Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Thats the POV from the comfy chair

Thats the POV from the comfy chair

The site: simplypov.com

The price:$19.50/month

The verdict: Join the entire network for less than $20 per month. A damn fine price – especially when you consider you’re getting at least a dozen sites, some of which are FILLED with REAL home made porn videos, submitted by users. Shit doesn’t get this good very often. Grab it while you can. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.simplypov.com

I’m thinking about taking out a Craig’s List ad to get some chicks to fuck me on video. Wanted: Extremely desperate sluts who like to suck cock, ride boners, take balls to the face and then get the fuck out without bitching about how hard I smacked you. Must be hot – -at least 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. Will pay up to $20 per slut.” How does that sound?

If I get any responses, I am going to try to make a site like this one, then join it and beat off to my own shit. If I can’t get any home made porn, it’s really hard to beat a POV site. Those are my 2 favorite genres, and sometimes I like to see me a chick who’s in the biz and knows her way around the base of a dong. These chicks fit that bill.

Basically they are cute to hot chicks that are answering an ad for pornies. The lucky guy – lucky in that he gets hot chicks to suck his bonie, but even more lucky that he’s hung like a cattle thief – snatches up a camera and starts filing, as the chick sucks him off. No fancy sets, no costumes, no superstars. How’s that for low overhead?

One of my new favorite cock toys is Devlyn Lace (real name I’m sure), a sexy-as-shit brunette that found her way to the pages of this lovely site. She ain’t shy about it either, wearing a shirt that says, “I fuck on the first date.” She bares her slick snapper and goes to work on this guy’s hog. Lots of up close action. She has a gorgeous fucking pussy, I have to admit. But her Handy J is what impresses the most. Excellent scene, excellent chick.

Join the entire network for less than $20 per month. A damn fine price – especially when you consider you’re getting at least a dozen sites, some of which are FILLED with REAL home made porn videos, submitted by users. Shit doesn’t get this good very often. Grab it while you can.

Visit the site: www.simplypov.com

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Pov Squirt Alert Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

POV Squirt Alert Sample Photo

Watch out! The squirt alert has sounded!

The site: povsquirtalert.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: And super hot chicks don’t matter a shit if they aren’t shot in clear, crisp video. These are — very, very nice video actually. The site is well produced, as are all of the sites in this network. And guess what? You get all of those other sites too when you join! A truly incredible deal here — one of my favorite sites of all. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.povsquirtalert.com

Squirt Alert! Move us to DEFCON 3, get the President on the horn! We got us some squirters. Scramble the Vaseline fighters and assemble the Kleenex troops — we have SQUIRTERS!!!

First things first — SUPER hot chicks here — Super star quality, elite barbie doll types. You know, generally I don’t prefer this — but for some reason when I see these unfathomably hot chicks squirting, I LOVE them. I would take a girl next door type any day over one of these girls — EXCEPT when they are squirting. I think it takes these untouchables and brings them down to nasty bitch status, and that is one of the sexiest God damned things I can think of!

Take Michelle — the number one, featured gal on this site. She could be in any magazine, any time — well, except Fat Ugly Bitch Magazine I suppose. Anyway, Michelle is 100% perfect. She’s blond. She has all the right curves in all the right places. She has big, fake tits. She has a WOMAN ass, and she has a naughty look in her eyes. She also has the ability to shoot a ‘gasm of water across a room. That is so fucking sexy, dudes…you gotta see her.

Can’t afford to join a porn site with fancy bitches like this one? I understand…that *used* to be the case…but not anymore. If you join through Porny Little Devil by clicking on one of the POV Squirt Alert on this site (above and/or below), you pay only ONE DOLLAR! Getting a squirt site for $1.00 is just fucking ridiculous. Getting a squirting site with chicks as hot as they are on POV Squirt Alert is downright ludicrous. I have no idea how long they will continue to offer this rate, so you’d better hurry if you want to catch it.

And super hot chicks don’t matter a shit if they aren’t shot in clear, crisp video. These are — very, very nice video actually. The site is well produced, as are all of the sites in this network. And guess what? You get all of those other sites too when you join! A truly incredible deal here — one of my favorite sites of all.

Visit the site: www.povsquirtalert.com

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POV Punx Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

You're about to get punk'd!

The site: povpunx.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: I can’t get enough of these ladies – I really can’t. I understand it’s a niche thing, like feet or BDSM or anything else. But man…if you can’t get off to these hotties doing the wild shit they do, then you need to check your cock back in and wander off into the ocean. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here: www.povpunx.com

I am done fucking “normal” hicks. They’re too vanilla. I need to have at least 2 tattoos and one piercing (besides the ears) on the chick to even get a hard on. If you have no tattoos, take your sewn up, prudish cunt and get it the fuck away from me. My heart – and cock – belongs to inked chicks.

For most of you chicken shit, closeted punk chick lovers, this will be your closest chance to fuck a hot, tattooed freak. POV porn with alt chicks. Fantastic. Now you can fuck the little inked hottie that you crave without worrying about what your shitty “friends” at the country club think about you.

For those of you that are new to the alt porn scene, this site is part of the Burning Angel network. That’s only the hottest and best network for alt porn that has ever existed. Duh! Sorry…not sure why I was channeling a valley chick there. Anyway -this network has countless super hot, super tattooed chicks that fuck like beasts. And, on this site at least, they fuck YOU. Or…like I said…it’s as close as it will ever come to that happening.

If you want a go-to chick, Joanna Angel is your gal. She runs this entire network, but also stars in a lot of the movies. Other chick to look to for a good example of the heat this genre can bring are Regan Reese, Scarlett Pain and Misti Dawn. All are fucking gorgeous and wild in the sack. And those are but a few of the tons of chicks they have.

The most incredible thing is that the entire network is only $20 per month- a full $10 cheaper than the average porn rate. That’s all 8 sites and all of the extras and hot models that they have to offer. $50 will get you 3 full months. Excellent deal. I’m not only a fan, I’m also a member.

I can’t get enough of these ladies – I really can’t. I understand it’s a niche thing, like feet or BDSM or anything else. But man…if you can’t get off to these hotties doing the wild shit they do, then you need to check your cock back in and wander off into the ocean.

Visit the site: www.povpunx.com

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