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POV Pervert Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Hmmm...that looks an awfully lot like a cheap motel.

The site: povpervret.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: A great POV site. Also a great network. Not a bad thing to say here! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.povpervet.com

The Meat Members crew is bringing out another POV site, and this time we like it even better than the last one we saw of theirs, POVCasting Couch (which wasn’t too damn shabby itself). This one features a guy by the name of Mike John, who gets slightly hotter chicks than does Herb at POV Casting Couch (no offense Herb…you get some dazzlers yourself).

This is the part where we tell you how much we love the network that is known as the Meat Members. They have about 40 sites, all of which have tons of the highest quality video this side of HD. They also get top of the line bitches. The real big draw for them is that you get everything that they own for one monthly fee of $29.95.And considering that at this time they have over 1.3 million MBs of video, and they add more every day, that is a hell of a deal.

Mike John may not show much of himself on the videos, but he gets every bit of these girls, damn near inside and out. Not only that, but in all of the videos that we watched on here, we noticed that each girl was either a spectacular actress or she really, really liked this fucking on camera thing. We think it is the latter, since we have a trained eye for bullshit.

As far as specific girls go, we have another Lanny Barbie sighting on this one. You may remember Lanny from our review of Creamed Cornholes. That was the first time that we had ever seen her and we really liked what we saw. And guess what? We loved her yet again in this movie. She takes on the monster POV cock and does not flinch. She has a great set of tits and a gorgeous face. Good work again Lanny!

Penny Flame is fucking adorable!! This girl next door type is as cute as they come. She is brunette with freckles, and a nice, big pair of tits. Her tits are jigglers when she gets fucked. And you can tell by watching her that she genuinely enjoys fucking on camera. The makers of the site said that she loves to watch herself suck dick and get fucked…so that means that we have something in common, Penny! We also like to watch you suck cock and get fucked! And we bet it turns us on even more than it turns you on!!

A great POV site. Also a great network. Not a bad thing to say here!

Visit the site: www.povpervet.com

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Pov Hardcore Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

pov-hardcoreThe site: povhardcore.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Pretty good stuff. Slip $1.00 out of your Velcro wallet and join for 3 days. If you like it, stay a member and get FIFTY more sites. Hard to beat that shit… 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.povhardcore.com

God damn – this is a little off the subject, but where do they find these guys with such big cocks that you see in porn? I had gym class in school, we didn’t have these cranks whipping around the locker room. I just saw a guy with a cock so big, there were people walking up to him and throwing handfuls of change into his cock hole, making wishes, then walking away.

Although it seems like it’s been around forever, POV style porn is relatively new (within the last 5 years or so). It’s about time someone got around to filming their own cock and balls as they bounce off the chin of some homeless, single mom. I’ve been doing it for years – -I just never had the ambition to collect all my Beta-max tapes and make a website out of them.

I liked the way these guys approach it too -they say that their site is very simple…you just pick out the girl you want to fuck, fuck her in the gash or asshole, then cum in her face. “You get to fuck every girl you see at POVHardcore.” And they’re right – that’s the idea of POV porn – to really put you in the scene more than ever before. Until they break out the virtual reality porn, this is the best kind around.

So…what kind of pussy are you gonna get to stick your wiggler into? Well, it’s not the hottest chicks I’ve ever seen, but none of them are ugly either. They are regular chicks. Think Beaver Hunt, by Hustler. At a quick glance, I did not see a single one I wouldn’t slip the beef to – and despite my blabberings on here, I generally have pretty rigid standards.

And although most of them are  regular girls, I found several that were dynamite. Like Lucy, the big tittied blonde. Her tits are at least DDs, possibly bigger -and all natural. Her ass is as good as they get. She gets fucked by your cock (nice big dick, by the way) outdoors – and never takes her knee high boots off. Good scene.

Pretty good stuff. Slip $1.00 out of your Velcro wallet and join for 3 days. If you like it, stay a member and get FIFTY more sites. Hard to beat that shit…

Visit the site: www.povhardcore.com

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POV Casting Couch Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

make up = slut

"You got the part! Now...open your cunt."

The site: povcastingcouch.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: We liked this POV site. Herb is an asshole, but he is funny as shit. He also backs up his shit talking by fucking some of the sexiest girls around 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.povcastingcouch.com

By now you should all know what a POV site is. If you don’t, then you should be ashamed of yourself. We do not have time to explain it to you…go look it up.

This POV site is presented by a guy named Herb Collins, a rude ass motherfucker that fucks them and leaves them, without a care in the world. He tells them he is casting for a model job, and always ends up getting his cock in them, and then gets rid of them. No pay. No nothing. He also talks a lot of shit on his site about each girl. We like him…he is pretty damn funny. He also gets some prime pussy. When we did this site we had not seen any really hot chicklets in awhile, so we were very pleased when we came across this one…like an oasis in the desert of the world of internet porn!

Here is an example…Herb met up with a cutie Latina named Natalia Vasquez, who was from some other country. She was definitely hot, too. Here is what Herb had to say about her, “Can you imagine? You put your life at risk to leave some god-forsaken shit hole of a country, you make it to the States, and then you meet Herb Collins. You went through all that trouble to end up a whore that I can exploit to no shame. You should just’ve stayed home and watch whatever “TV” you have back there. Wrong call, bitch… ” See??? See what we mean? He did fuck her quite well, though!

And then he fucked some stellar cutie who called herself Autumn Bliss. We hate her name, but we love her. She had an ass that we consider to be absolutely perfect. Her tight little shaven pussy was not bad either! She was a little white slut who loved to pose for the camera, but when it got down to the fucking she was all business. Very sexy bitch was Autumn…we used this one more than once!
Herb has gotten his site hooked up with the Meat Members gang, and you know what that means! Lots and lots of great, original videos for$29.95 per month. There are over 40 sites that are included in that one monthly fee and we have watched them all and are very impressed. A spectacular deal!!

We liked this POV site. Herb is an asshole, but he is funny as shit. He also backs up his shit talking by fucking some of the sexiest girls around.

Visit the site: www.povcastingcouch.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Club Red Light Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Not all people raised by feral dogs are ugly.

The site: clubredlight.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.clubredlight.com

1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images

1,279 different ladies

1 really fucking sore cock.

Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.

The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.

Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.

In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.

Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.

Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.

It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com

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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

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