Pregnant

Preggolicious Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Curvy appeal!

Curvy appeal!

The site: preggolicious.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I love preggo sites, so this was a hit for me. Damn near makes me want to slip off my jimmy hat the next time I’m rogering your Mammy and get you a little brother! 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.preggolicious.com

I think pregnant bitches get a bad rap. It’s AFTER they’re done being pregnant when you want to seer clear of them. While they are knocked up, they are still hot (if you avoid the ones that put on 100 lbs.), and they are hornier than a 4-balled Tomcat.

Preggolicious.com. Yep — a k-ed up bitch named Kimmie getting naked and nasty so she can pay for Pampers and Similac in the next few months. God damn it’s great to live in America, huh?

Kimmie is a really sexy chick. She kind of reminded me of a Liv Tyler — a Liv Tyler that is naked and playing with her cunt on the internet while she’s 5 months pregnant. And that’s my favorite kind of Liv Tyler.

Obviously this is a fetish site, but it’s more than a preggo fetish. Kimmie fucks food, she shaves in the shower and she gets a little bondage in her act — amongst other things. You’re not going to see fucking at Preggolicious, but you’ll probably forget all about that when you see how gorgeous this stuffed up bitch is.

When you pay your $25, you get a month of this site, as well as FOUR additional sites for your jerking pleasure. Anal Rookies, Climax Models, Lesby Friends and Nips and Clits. A very nice grab bag of pro porn at a nice price.

I love preggo sites, so this was a hit for me. Damn near makes me want to slip off my jimmy hat the next time I’m rogering your Mammy and get you a little brother!

8 out of 10

Visit Preggolicious.com

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

video box
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com
Let’s just get this out of the way right off the bat…THIS SITE IS A PERFECT 10!! Read on…

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

VideoBox is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

VideoBox does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Ruth Blackwell Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She makes pregnant sexy

She makes pregnant sexy

The site: ruthblackwell.com

The price:$34.99/month

The verdict: One of a kind site right now — and when Ruth is done gestating, still one of the best. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.ruthblackwell.com

“Our superstar Ruth Blackwell is pregnant and still fucking black strangers! That’s right, our top converting chick Ruth Blackwell is now PREGNANT and STILL continuing her weekly gangbangs with black strangers at RuthBlackwell.com. We have “documented” her entire pregnancy with a weekly gangbang during months 2 through 8 of her entire gestation period!”

How do I follow that? What more can I say? They laid it all out there for us — if you like shameless pregnant chicks who not only have no idea which random black guy they fucked on the internet is the father, but also like to document each week of her pregnancy with a weekly, interracial gangbang — well, then, I cannot imagine a more perfect site for you to join.

Before the bundle of joy came into the picture, Ruth’s gig was (and will be in the future) introducing other newbies to the world of gigantic black cocks. She’d take chicks willing to come over “to the dark side” and introduce them to a few friends of hers — who happen to be packing foot-long schlongs. It’s actually a really good premise — and even better for you preggers fetishists for the time being.

Ruth herself is pretty damn cute. She’s a regular gal — not a super hot model type, but a chick from ’round the way type. Her motto is, “She’s Evil, She’s Mean, She’s The Black Cock Queen.” If you ask me, I think she’s very nice to let us in to watch her fuck these guys CONSTANTLY and to take us through her journey of life with her pending birth. Seems awfully sweet if you ask me.

Here’s the big thing about this network (it’s the Dog Fart boys — sick name, great network –very famous and very good) — they update their sites three times per week. THREE TIMES!!! That’s almost unheard of these days in this business. That means the archives continue to build VERY rapidly. And in this particular case, you get to see Ruth get bigger and fuck more and more strangers — great preggo shit here! And at $34.99 per month, it may seem steep at first blush, but when you take into account all of the updates and the fact that many sites update once a month and charge that much or more — excellent deal.

One of a kind site right now — and when Ruth is done gestating, still one of the best.

Visit the site: www.ruthblackwell.com

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Pregnant Fux Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Pregnant Fux Sample Photo

Pregnant Fux Sample Photo

The site: pregnantfux.com
The price:

The verdict: Extremely good site if you dig the pregger 9.5 out of 10.

To join, click here:www.pregnantfux.com
We can never really decide how we fell about these preggo sites. Of course, we think pregnant women are sexy and hot, usually beautiful and all of that shit. Of course we like to see them get fucked hard and take a load to the belly. But come on, ladies? Are things THAT bad? Really?!?!

Anyway, Pregnant Fux is a really well done preggo site that features amateurs (obviously) who are pregnant (obviously) and lactating (obviously). They get fucked, suck got, squirt tit milk and engage in other acts of general debauchery to please us, the viewer (actually it is got get a buck or two for some baby formula…but we like to pretend they are doing it solely for us!). The videos are all original and they are all filmed in our favorite “amateur light.”

The very first thing that we noticed was that they did not just drag pregnant skanks off of the street…these bitches are FUCKING HOT! How in the hell do they do that? How can one place get so many hot pregnant chicks to take their clothes off and fuck them on camera? They get a perfect 10 for talent, that is for sure. There was not ONE girl that we saw that was ugly, and 90% of them were very, very cute. Great work on that aspect, guys!

Our favorite girl with child has to be Felicity, a stunningly cute blonde that was about to pop when she hot on top (take that rhyme, mother fuckers!!). Actually, she did not get fucked at all, only clit diddling, solo acts…but she is hot nonetheless. We hope that she needs more money after the rugrat is born, so she can get fucked on the internet for us to see!

Another favorite was Laya, although we cannot be certain that she was pregnant (she may have been just thick — but we will take her at her word). Laya is cute as hell, and she was not afraid to go all the way, getting fucked and sucking a cock like her soon-to-be-born-baby will suck on a pacifier. She took a load to the face — should have done that the first time, Laya, and you wouldn’t be in the position that you are now!!

The membership fee is $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. That fee includes not only the well done amateur videos on this site, but also the videos, pictures, etc. on about TWO DOZEN other sites as well. Very nice deal, even if you aren’t into bitches with a bun in the oven. The other sites range from amateurs, to lesbians to latex to anal.

Extremely good site if you dig the preggers.

Visit the site: www.pregnantfux.com

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Preggo Hot Movies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That's how you got that way in the first place, Woman!

The site: preggohotmovies.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: We realize that pregnant chicks are still a little taboo, but all we can say, from LOTS of experience, is don’t knock ‘em until you try ‘em! 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.preggohotmovies.com

Ever knock a chick up? Not fun, is it? Imagine if you did the right thing, decided to help her out with the kid, gave her money, etc…and then turned on your computer and saw her on Preggo Hot Movies! We would not be pissed about her being on here, but that we were giving the bitch money and she was holding out that she was making all of this side cash!!

The more we see pregnant girl sites, the more we like them. They are really, really sexy we think. We know, we had the same initial reaction too! “What the fuck?? That is terrible. What about the baby? Oh, the humanity!!!!” Well, Mr. Morals, not only are YOU surfing a MAJOR porno review site (and thank you very much for your patronage by the way), do you really think that the baby knows what is going on? The only people that are REALLY affected by this are the grandparents of the soon-to-be-baby, as they are seeing their daughter get fucked on the internet while she is 8 months pregnant. And really, what are the odds of that happening? Not great. So before you jump on the moral high horse, check this site out and see what you think!

The one thing that we have heard from a medical point of view is not only is it safe for pregnant women to have sex, they are also a LOT hornier when they are pregnant due to the hormones and shit that come along with it. That means these chicks are LOVING the cock, which makes for a much better fuck and, in turn, a much better fuck video! That is what we have noticed through our trials and tribulations with the perggos!

This particular site has lots of really sexy pregnant chicks (which never ceases to amaze us — where are these girls coming from? And so many of them??). We also liked the fact that we saw not only white chicks, but Latinas and ebony chicks as well. A nice variety of mothers-to-be! They also have a ton of videos, many of them with amateur-type ladies. Obviously, you are not going to get a lot of porn stars on a site like this one, so most of your talent is going to be amateurs, girls-next-door and up and coming chicks who happened to get all K’d up!

The membership fee is the biggest draw to this site. For $29.92 per month, you get access to all of the archives that they have compiled her, as well as all of the archived videos and pictures on EIGHT other sites! That is nine total sites for less than $30 — and if you want a three day trial it is only going to run you $1.00!!! That three day trial is the best deal on the internet, hands down!

We realize that pregnant chicks are still a little taboo, but all we can say, from LOTS of experience, is don’t knock ‘em until you try ‘em!

Visit the site: www.preggohotmovies.com

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Preggy Sex Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

A bun in the oven and ready for some lovin'!

The site: preggysex.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.96/month (recurring)

The verdict: You should really, really give pregnant sex a try. It is a lot more erotic than you could imagine. This is a GREAT place to do it too! Good girls, good sex and a great network. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here: www.preggysex.com

This is the best way to fuck a girl and be completely worry free. The only way to ever guarantee that you will not accidentally knock a girl up is to fuck her when she is already knocked up. We doubt that is the idea here, but we are always thinking…

Preggy Sex is one of our favorites. We must first admit that we think sex with pregnant women is sexy. We have said in other reviews that we are uncertain about the idea of putting video on the internet, but since it is here and not going anywhere, we might as well embrace it, right? And also since it turns us on, we might as well be true to ourselves. We dig women “with child.”

Preggy Sex is a site with all-original videos too, not just a huge dumping grounds for sad, washed out preggos. These girls are all hand-picked and, from what we saw, all were pretty cute. Check that –most were downright fucking hot! Check them out — we are serious, these girls are really sexy. And they are freaky too! They love to fuck, or so we have heard. We have been told that preggers get REALLY horny because of the hormones and shit like that. You know what that means? Even BETTER fucking than normal!

There is a lot of fucking and a lot of solo action as well. The fucking is great — pregnant women seem to get those really guttural moans and grunts about them a lot more than non-preggers. Why? What the fuck do we know, we just call ‘em like we see ‘em. It is hot, though. The only thing that we find disturbing about preggo videos, and only very slightly disturbing even then, is when the girl is like 8 or 9 months pregnant. We are afraid that the dude will pull out to cum and the baby will slide right out with it.

Like Felicity, who is a cute blonde that is 8 months pregnant. Are you even supposed to fuck when you are that pregnant? We don’t know, but she doesn’t seemed to be fazed by it, so we won’t be either. She was apparently a stripper before she got all K’d up, which is not a surprise. She is cute and blonde, and you can tell that her tits are nice even when she is not with child. Check out her video for a hot pregnant fuck…really hot in fact.

The price to join this maternal madhouse is $4.95 for a three day trial and $29.96 for a month. Even if you are merely curious about this preggo thing and really like other kinds of shit, you should join this site. Why? Because you also get access to SEVENTY other sites with the price of just this one. And with 70 other sites, there is a LOT of variety. There are lots of mega-sites and also lots of smaller, personal sites like this one. It is one of the best deal around.

You should really, really give pregnant sex a try. It is a lot more erotic than you could imagine. This is a GREAT place to do it too! Good girls, good sex and a great network.

Visit the site: www.preggysex.com

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Pregnant Freaks Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Pregnant Freaks Sample Photo

Pregnant Freaks Sample Photo

The site: pregnantfreaks.com

The price:$2.83 trial, $34.82 month

The verdict: I was actually quite pleased with this one – there are some damn cute pregnant chicks here. A LOT cuter than your Mom when I got her knocked up with you! 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.pregnantfreaks.com

A lot of guys are grossed out by the thought of fucking a prego. Not this guy. I don’t understand what the big deal is. If you tag her early in the pregnancy, the bastard’s eyes and ears are all fused shut and shit – he can’t hear or see a damn thing. And if you tag her late, well…you’re still getting laid. And just remember, no matter how bad you think it may be, raising that little shit would be 1,000 times worse.

What do you guys think – yea or nay on fucking pregnant chicks? Really – what is all that wrong with it? The greatest part is that you have zero shot at getting her pregnant. And who knows – maybe she will be all uptight about your pecker putting a dent in the little one’s head, so she might let you fuck her in the crack. There are a LOT of advantages to fucking preggers that you have probably never thought about, my friends – so consider it. In fact, go to this site and drop $3 for a trial and see if it is something that turns you on.

If you do that, you will get some good shit, as far as k’ed-up sites go. I am usually disappointed about the variety of chicks on these sites – after all, how many wretched skanks are willing to get ham-dogged by a stranger while they are with child – and agree to let it be put on the internet no less. Well, this site proves that when you are in dire straits for money, you will do almost anything. There are LOTS of chicks getting fucked here – all of them visibly pregnant. Shit – there are even some fucking lesbo prego scenes here – what a fucking treat!

And shit – even if you are undecided about bitches with buns in the oven and cocks on the stove – there are over 20 sites in this network, so if you join one you get them all for the price of one. You can ease your way into this freaky shit by hammering your fist to some other sluts.

I was actually quite pleased with this one – there are some damn cute pregnant chicks here. A LOT cuter than your Mom when I got her knocked up with you!

Visit the site: www.pregnantfreaks.com

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Pregnant Anna Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Pregnant Anna Sample Photo

Pregnant Anna Sample Photo

The site: pregnantanna.com

The price:$24.95 first month, $19.95 monthly thereafter

The verdict: You can join in on this borefest for $24.95 per month. If you dig pregnant fetishists it might be for you. If not, you get access to 10 other sites that are actually worth a damn when you join. 5.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★½☆☆☆☆ (5.5/10)

To join, click here:www.pregnantanna.com

Direct quote from PregnantAnna.com

“It’s hard to believe all the changes a womans body goes through. My aereolas seem to get bigger and more sensitive by the day. I love to have my big tits sucked and squeezed nice and hard.”

Let’s disect that paragraph.

“It’s hard to believe all the changes a womans body goes through.” No, it’s not. It’s been well established since the dawn of time that a woman’s body goes through a substantial metamorphosis when pregnant. Please stop trying to be profound or make your pregnancy seem more important than someone elses. It’s not important.

“My aereolas seem to get bigger and more sensitive by the day.” They seem that way because that is exactly what is going on. Pregnant Anna is also Enrage The Reviewer Anna. Christ.

Let’s look past Anna’s inherent unlikeability and get down to brass tacks. Anna likes fucking black dudes and sticking obnoxiously huge objects in her gaping vagina.

Anna is average in every single regard. She’s not exceptionally good looking. Her sexual exploits aren’t shocking. She has the personality of a tree stump.

You can join in on this borefest for $24.95 per month. If you dig pregnant fetishists it might be for you. If not, you get access to 10 other sites that are actually worth a damn when you join.

Visit the site: www.pregnantanna.com

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