If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

Her nipples look like blue corn tortilla rounds.

The site: pregnantfux.com
The price:

The verdict: Extremely good site if you dig the pregger 9.5 out of 10.

To join, click here:www.pregnantfux.com
We can never really decide how we fell about these preggo sites. Of course, we think pregnant women are sexy and hot, usually beautiful and all of that shit. Of course we like to see them get fucked hard and take a load to the belly. But come on, ladies? Are things THAT bad? Really?!?!

Anyway, Pregnant Fux is a really well done preggo site that features amateurs (obviously) who are pregnant (obviously) and lactating (obviously). They get fucked, suck got, squirt tit milk and engage in other acts of general debauchery to please us, the viewer (actually it is got get a buck or two for some baby formula…but we like to pretend they are doing it solely for us!). The videos are all original and they are all filmed in our favorite “amateur light.”

The very first thing that we noticed was that they did not just drag pregnant skanks off of the street…these bitches are FUCKING HOT! How in the hell do they do that? How can one place get so many hot pregnant chicks to take their clothes off and fuck them on camera? They get a perfect 10 for talent, that is for sure. There was not ONE girl that we saw that was ugly, and 90% of them were very, very cute. Great work on that aspect, guys!

Our favorite girl with child has to be Felicity, a stunningly cute blonde that was about to pop when she hot on top (take that rhyme, mother fuckers!!). Actually, she did not get fucked at all, only clit diddling, solo acts…but she is hot nonetheless. We hope that she needs more money after the rugrat is born, so she can get fucked on the internet for us to see!

Another favorite was Laya, although we cannot be certain that she was pregnant (she may have been just thick — but we will take her at her word). Laya is cute as hell, and she was not afraid to go all the way, getting fucked and sucking a cock like her soon-to-be-born-baby will suck on a pacifier. She took a load to the face — should have done that the first time, Laya, and you wouldn’t be in the position that you are now!!

The membership fee is $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. That fee includes not only the well done amateur videos on this site, but also the videos, pictures, etc. on about TWO DOZEN other sites as well. Very nice deal, even if you aren’t into bitches with a bun in the oven. The other sites range from amateurs, to lesbians to latex to anal.

Extremely good site if you dig the preggers.

That's how you got that way in the first place, Woman!

The site: preggohotmovies.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: We realize that pregnant chicks are still a little taboo, but all we can say, from LOTS of experience, is don’t knock ‘em until you try ‘em! 8 out of 10.

Ever knock a chick up? Not fun, is it? Imagine if you did the right thing, decided to help her out with the kid, gave her money, etc…and then turned on your computer and saw her on Preggo Hot Movies! We would not be pissed about her being on here, but that we were giving the bitch money and she was holding out that she was making all of this side cash!!

The more we see pregnant girl sites, the more we like them. They are really, really sexy we think. We know, we had the same initial reaction too! “What the fuck?? That is terrible. What about the baby? Oh, the humanity!!!!” Well, Mr. Morals, not only are YOU surfing a MAJOR porno review site (and thank you very much for your patronage by the way), do you really think that the baby knows what is going on? The only people that are REALLY affected by this are the grandparents of the soon-to-be-baby, as they are seeing their daughter get fucked on the internet while she is 8 months pregnant. And really, what are the odds of that happening? Not great. So before you jump on the moral high horse, check this site out and see what you think!

The one thing that we have heard from a medical point of view is not only is it safe for pregnant women to have sex, they are also a LOT hornier when they are pregnant due to the hormones and shit that come along with it. That means these chicks are LOVING the cock, which makes for a much better fuck and, in turn, a much better fuck video! That is what we have noticed through our trials and tribulations with the perggos!

This particular site has lots of really sexy pregnant chicks (which never ceases to amaze us — where are these girls coming from? And so many of them??). We also liked the fact that we saw not only white chicks, but Latinas and ebony chicks as well. A nice variety of mothers-to-be! They also have a ton of videos, many of them with amateur-type ladies. Obviously, you are not going to get a lot of porn stars on a site like this one, so most of your talent is going to be amateurs, girls-next-door and up and coming chicks who happened to get all K’d up!

The membership fee is the biggest draw to this site. For $29.92 per month, you get access to all of the archives that they have compiled her, as well as all of the archived videos and pictures on EIGHT other sites! That is nine total sites for less than $30 — and if you want a three day trial it is only going to run you $1.00!!! That three day trial is the best deal on the internet, hands down!

We realize that pregnant chicks are still a little taboo, but all we can say, from LOTS of experience, is don’t knock ‘em until you try ‘em!

Visit the site: www.preggohotmovies.com

You could find your way around the city with the vein map on her upper tits.

The site: preggopoontang.com

The price:$2.95 trial/ $39.99 month

The verdict: As we said before, give perggers a try. We know it is taboo, and some feel that is goes too far…but you are wrong. If it is done well as some of the videos here are, then it can be very pleasurable. 6.5 out of 10.

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com