The verdict: I’ve seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that this is one of the best – if not THE very best – internet porno network that has ever existed. 10 out of 10.
Have you ever tried to describe a fireworks show to someone? Pretty fucking hard, isn’t it? You can talk into you’re blue in the face, but you’ll never really get your point across unless and until that person actually sees some, if not all, of the fireworks displays himself. That’s what it would be like for me to describe the Reality Kings to you.It’s a pornographic fireworks display that will leave you oohhing and aaahhhing – and cumming your pants.
I was fucking floored when I realized we’d never reviewed this site before. I’ve been on this site more times than your Mom has been on a big, bulging cock. Okay – not that fucking many times – but I’ve been there a lot. Easily one of my favorite sites and networks. The girls are on TOP of the top-shelf girls, the video is as crisp and clear as video gets, the themes are not bullshit fake classroom shit – but real fucking scenarios with incredible looking sluts.
Here are the sites you get for one monthly fee (each of these is individually reviewed elsewhere here on Porny Little Devil, MILF Hunter, Money Talks, We Live Together, In The VIP, Street Blowjobs, 8th Street Latinas, Round and Brown, Cum Fiesta, Big Naturals, Mike In Brazil, Mike’s Apartment (one of my favorite all-time sites), Big Tits Boss, Monster Curves, First Time Auditions, Pure 18, MILF Next Door.In case you didn’t realize – that’s like having Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Larry Bird, Dan Marino, John Elway, Jerry Rice, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Mickey Mantle and fucking God — all on the same fucking team.
I wish I had the time to describe each site for you – but that’d take a year (not to mention I couldn’t do it justice). But a couple you MUST check out are Mike’s Apartment and In The VIP. Mikes Apartment is set overseas where Mike and the fellers take out an ad for a roommate, and when hot chicks respond, they fuck them in exchange for free room and board. In The VIP is a site that’s set in different nightclubs where the guys get hot (way fucking hot, that is) chicks to shake their money makers on the dance floor, then to fuck and suck them in the VIP room.
Oh – a side note that has nothing to do with porn, but you’ll also see a lot of MMA fighter, and terrifying human being Kimbo Slice on these sites – he was a body guard for the Reality Kings dudes before he got into organized fighting. Obviously, they were the safest porn dudes in the world for a time.
So there you have it. I’ve seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that this is one of the best – if not THE very best – internet porno network that has ever existed. Is that fucking clear cut enough for you? … 10 out of 10
I’ve never met a male stripper, but I’d like to think I would get along with one. We have a lot in common. Nice abs, buff body, huge cock. Wait — those are the things we would NOT have in common. Hmmm…I wonder if male strippers like to fish?
Where in the fuck do I begin with a dandy site like DancingBear.com? Let’s start with the elephant — er, bear — in the room. I have no fucking clue why there’s a dancing bear involved, or why a nude, male stripper sometimes wears a giant bear head while fucking REAL chicks at bachelorette parties and such. I really don’t Don’t much care either. If the site was a piece of shit I might be more concerned. As it is, the site’s great, so fuck the bear shit and let’s get to the real meat of the site.
DancingBear is a combination of one of those reality sites where male strippers are fucked and sucked by ravenous female pecker lickers that have come to see these dudes dance, and a CFNM site. What’s CFNM? Clothed females, nude males. Look into this shit — it’s a pretty cool fetish.
There are more and more sites popping up like Dancing Bear. That is to say, more and more male-stripper-hammering-horndog-housewife-out-on-the-town sites. I fucking love them. They are reality sites, which is always a good thing. The greatest part for me is that the chicks are always looking their best b/c they are out for a night on the town, and they are always horny as shit, because they are watching hard bodies and hard ons drag across the stage. Remember how horny you were the last time you went to a skin club? Same shit, man.
Seriously — go check out the free samples they have. I guaran-fucking-tee you that if youa re into reality and amateur type shit you will love this kind of site. You will also love that it’s only $7.50 per month if you join for a year (and 2 day trials are a fucking $1 bill).
The verdict: Another outstanding reality site from the Nasty Dollars people. Literally dozens of extremely hot (everyone is at least a 9) 18-22 year-olds initiating each other into girl-girl sex. Very hot! We give it a.
What happens when three hot girls live together and periodically go out at night and bring home other girls to party? Usually a lot of drinking and laughing and that is it. But at www.welivetogether.com, a whole lot more transpires.
These three hotties venture out into the streets, bars and even amusements parks to find a willing participant to bring back home for some girl on girl on girl on girl…well you get the point…a lot of hot lesbo action. The three constants are definitely top shelf, as are many of their playmates. It is suspiciously amazing how they can find all of these hot and ready-to-go girls all over the place, but who are we to question them?
This is no pillow fight, rub-in-the-shower site. After the girls dispose of the long–and sometimes exceedingly long–introductions, they get down to some truly hot lesbian action. Not only the standard licking and fingering, but strap-on fucking as well. They definitely do not pull any punches.
Each new girl (one a week) is featured in over 40 minutes of film and well over a hundred pictures. Several minutes are dedicated to talking and getting to know the outsider, but when the gloves (and clothes) come off they do not fail to please. Our favorite is Brooke, who could easily pass for a *real* model. We also enjoyed Lynn, who joined in on some double dildo action with the housemates.
You won’t find any conventional male/female interaction here…but who cares when you have at least four girls at a time fucking and sucking! Another outstanding reality site from the Nasty Dollars people. Literally dozens of extremely hot (everyone is at least a 9) 18-22 year-olds initiating each other into girl-girl sex. Very hot! We give it a … 9.5 out of 10
“Real Black Street Hookers.”Really? Come on now — is this like Hookers on the Point, but like real porn shit? Well, not exactly. At least we’re not buying the “real hookers” part. I mean — in a sense they are definitely real hookers — they are getting paid to fuck (albeit on film). But these are not the kind of hookers you are used to getting head from leaning up against a dumpster in the back alley. That’s right — we know your dirty little secret. These are more of a set-up by the makers of the site, in our opinion. But who gives a shit about that? Not us…
This is a very nice site, even with the obvious fact that these are not hookers they just happened upon. Very sexy bitches (which was our first clue they were not your average street urchins). Very pretty, nice bodies, all of their teeth, etc. We’d put most of them between 7 and 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. If you just look at asses — all perfect tens! Big juicy asses — ALL of them.
Silque was a fantastic looking street walker. Silque has gigantic tits — let me say that again, GIGANTIC tits! Nipples like yarmulkes. Not a gigantic ass, but (as described by the makers of the site) a nice, tight “apple” ass. Beautiful pussy. And she fucks like a beast. Better than that, she sucks a white-boy’s dick like she’s a pro. Oh wait…nevermind. Another reason we could tell she is not a real hooker? She took a gigantic load to her face. No rubber = either not a “real” hooker or a soon-to-be dead hooker.
And the last reason I can tell these are not real hookers is because we can see this shit for so fucking cheap. Try $4.97 for a three day trial, and for 30 days – -and 33 additional sites. Yep — 34 sites in all for that one low monthly fee. You can barely get a blow job from a gutter hooker for that price — and this is 30 days of fucking, sucking and all kinds of shit — on 34 different sites. Incredible.
Not “real” street hookers — but much better. Amazing price for what you get. Highly recommended.
Money Talks, huh? You’re fuckin’ A right it does. Loud and clear, too! Especially when you put a cock-gobbling slut in front of it. It not only talks, but it also undresses bitches and gets your cock sucked for you.
I’ve actually been, ahem…”using” this site for quite a long time and didn’t realize until today that I had never reviewed it. What in the FUCK is my problem? I’ve been holding out on you guys. If I were you I’d kick the shit out of me, like that buddy who never tells you he has weed until it’s almost gone.
This site is sort of a porno meets Jackass meets “What would you do for a Klondike bar?” They find hot chicks and offer them varying amounts of U.S. currency in exchange for (usually) sexual acts. Every now and then they’ll throw in a lizard-biting-a-nut-sack stunt or some shit like that. The one constant is that they always — ALWAYS — seem to find the ultra-hot chick that will do anything for money.
I always like it when I get the chance to see great porn with some humor mixed in. When you consider the quality of the chicks they bag, the exceptional clarity and quality of the videos and the cheap price ($4.95 for a 3 day trial and only $24.95 per month after that), no one does their trade better than the folks that put this site on (which happens to be the Reality Kings, industry leaders in the porn biz).
Let me give you one example (of the hundreds of videos) — Alisha is the name of a smoking hot blonde bartender (she kind of reminds me of a foreign Elisha Cuthbert). The boys from Money Talks let their money do some talking, and eventually coaxed her into taking a break, heading to the bathroom and sucking a boner dry. Her accent alone gave me wood, and her taking a blast to the face finished me off. There are TONS of videos like this (massage girls getting paid for happy finishes, girls on the street fucking in cars, etc.) available here.
And do NOT make the mistake of thinking this is all a gimmicky thing and there is no good fucking. There is GREAT fucking of this site. And the girls are also incredible. This is NOT some thrown together Jackass spinoff with a tit here or there. It’s a porno site first, funny second.
Ok…let’s get it out of the way right up front. We LOVED this site. Great originality, great videos, great network, great everything. This is the kind of shit that gets noticed. Very nice work guys!
Steve and his buddies play a little game called Who Want to Fuck a Billionaire. They go down the street in a limo, find a girl they want to fuck and tell her that they will give her all kinds of money to fuck them on camera. After she does it, they usually drive away and leave her out in the cold with no money and a face that looks like a glazed donut. Either that, or they give her fake money to make her think she got rich (careful, boys — the feds do not like that shit) Ok, so we don’t really think that it is all unplanned and unstaged, but it doesn’t matter that much to us. They do a great job and pretending it is real, and the most important thing — the sex — is VERY real.
This site is extremely entertaining. It has the amateur qualities that we like, with the amateurish video and the girls “off of the street.“ The girls are all average to above average, which is exactly how we like our amateurs. The fucking is all wonderful. And the degrading end satisfies our thirst for male domination (hey this is a fantasy, right? At least we can dominate here if not in the real world!!).
Girls like Tanya are what make the amateur porn world go ’round. Tanya is not particularly “hot”, but she is definitely cute and you would definitely fuck her. Trust us — you are lurking around on the internet for porn — you would fuck her. Anyway, Tanya supposedly thinks she is getting some good cash for fucking this young, black stud. And he really, really makes her earn that cash that she is not getting. She gets fucked HARD! What a great fuck scene we have here. In the end the fake money roll is presented and the bitch is discarded…but the fucking is stellar. Watch it.
The membership fee for these guys is a great deal at $4.95 for a three-day trial and $29.96 for a month. We would pay that in a New York minute to join this site by itself, but we do not have to do that. Why? Because this site does not come by itself, it comes with SEVENTY other sites! That is a fucking LOT of sites for a little dough. And we have seen ALL of the other sites too, and trust us when we say that this deal is well, well worth it!
A SPECTACULAR site! Just what we are looking for a good time and lots of hours of jerking off. One of our favs! … 10 out of 10
Newsflash — your Mom likes to get fucked. I don’t care how sweet she is or how old she is or how much of a prude she is, she likes the dick. Your particular mother probably likes a couple of fingers in her ass as well, but that’s neither here nor there. Point being — age and motherhood don’t stop your Mom from craving hard, big throbbing dick. And lucky for all of us, some people’s Mom’s — including yours — love to get fucked on the internet for money.The Mother Fucker is one of my favorite MILF sites of all-time. I would rank it as #1 in quality of MILF pussy. The hottest collection of older ladies (and a few not so older ladies) that I have ever laid eyes on. And that is saying something, considering I have laid eyes on hundreds of MILF sites. The great thing is that, besides a couple of exceptions, these ladies are legitimately over 30. Many sites try to cheat a little when defining a MILF, but these guys are legit.
It’s hard to even start picking favorite MILFs here, because honestly — there are a LOT of perfect 10s in my opinion. One of them is Cherie, who bears somewhat of a resemblance to Amanda Peete — at least her pussy does. Cherie is a long, straight haired brunette with smaller sized tits. As most MILFs are, she’s a cougar in the sack. At one point, while getting cock-assaulted from behind, she decides that a 9 incher in her honey hole isn’t enough to get her off, she shoves a couple of her own fingers in her shitbox. Hot scene.
And it would be criminal if I didn’t mention Vicky, an absolutely gorgeous blonde MILF. Her face is as beautiful as any I have seen — including mainstream actresses. Her tits are also as pretty as any I have seen — and big too! She knows how to work a dick like a Mexican knows how to roof. Lucky for her, she is supplied with a flag-pole sized cock to play around with, and makes the most of it by squishing her enormous milk-sacks around it. Yet another fantastic scene on this site.
Now the most exciting part — $1.00 trials to join. You can jerk off for hours and hours on one buck. Not only that, this site is also a part of a big network that gives you access to all of their sites for the price of one. Most of their sites rank 8 our higher — with The Mother Fucker being one of the very best of them. All of the sites have great talent, fantastic, clear videos and are very user friendly.
I can’t praise this site enough. Unbelievable talent, incredible network, outstanding price. One of my favorites…ever.
I sit at a desk, look at porn all day and tell you what I think of it. When I get hungry, I get in my Lexus and drive to a fancy restaurant and have people feed me the finest foods in the city. Then I come back to my “comfortable” home, take a dip in the pool and relax in the hot tub. I have a good job. The guys on The Boss XXX make even ME jealous…This is the old casting couch story. Now, I don’t necessarily believe that these girls are being tricked or falling for anything, but that does not change the fact that the guy who runs The Boss XXX gets to have hot girls come into the office, and he gets to fuck them. End of story. And when HE’S done, HE gets into his BIG Mercedes, with his big dick, drives to fancier restaurants and gets better tables, then comes home to take a dip in his Olympic sized pool and then fucks more hot chicks. Yeah…I’m a little bitter.
But at least he had the common decency to share his escapades with us — and sharing is what I call it at only $1.00 to join. Yeah — he must be feeling guilty because he’s offering this site, as well as 12 others full of all original content and fucking HOT chicks in niche situation — for $1.00. Even YOU can afford that, Paco! You see? Sometimes rich people can be generous — and he’s not just giving you some fucking canned squash or an old mattress that he doesn’t want anymore — this is REAL charity for the poor — porn for a buck!
And did I mention how hot these chicks are? He gets all original girls that star only on his 13 sites — and he does NOT get shitbirds. One of the sites in the network has one of the hottest girls that I have ever seen on it (look for Zezabelle), and this very site has Courtney Foxxx, my favorite ebony chick of all time. We noticed this site a very short time ago, but already it has brown into one of our favorite sites out there. Outstanding shit.
What more can I say? A rich guy sharing his bounty with us? And it’s not even Christmas yet…
The verdict: In internet porn there are VERY few new ideas that are really, really good. But just when we thought everything had been done, a new one comes alone that blows us away This is that one. 10 out of 10.
ATTENTION: A rare event here — something brand new in porn — and a DAMN good idea at that! This site is a must see…no shit.Get this fan-fucking-tastic idea: Set up a legal brothel — this one is in Prague, where it is probably legal to fuck a nun with an eel right in the center of the town fucking square. As is normal at a brothel, let people come in and plug some whores. But add a twist — let them fuck for FREE…IF they agree to let it be filmed and streamed on the world wide web. Fucking brilliant, huh? Sure, some adultering chumps would rather pay than be on the internet, but the fact that they have over 1,500 videos already (they just started recently) proves that there are plenty of takers on their one-of-a-kind proposal.
Have you guys ever watched that TV show about the Bunny Ranch in Nevada? Well, this is sort of like that — but minus the bullshit of a reality show (like fabricated drama and excessive talking without fucking). It is the ultimate voyeur situation — and an pretty good tool for jilted spouses and their divorce attorneys.
Now, this idea could all be submarined if the working girls are slugs and ghouls. Luckily for us — they have some of the hottest hussies in the world of whores. No kidding — I was very surprised when I checked out their stable. Sure there were a few duds — but the overwhelming majority of them were very sexy. Now, would these be the chicks working the bed if I were to show up off the street in Prague, looking for a good time? Who knows – but I ain’t got no plans to go to Prague, so I will choose the hotties I want to see and jerk off right here in my home office.
The memberships can be done one of 2 ways — a full monthly or by the minute. The prices are pleasantly reasonable considering the fact that you are watching *real* guys (and girls) fuck whores LIVE online. A *full* monthly membership is about $40 US Dollars per month (29.95 Euros). If you go by the minute, plans start at 500 minutes for about $30 (19.95 Euros). It should be noted that there ARE hours and days that the brothel is CLOSED. This is not ideal, but not prohibitive (if you just have to get a nut during those hours). They have a gigantic archive already, so there is plenty to tide you over if you get horny in the off hours.
And finally, if you think that this is *just* a lonely guy fucking a working girl, over and over and over — you could not be more pathetically wrong than you are. This site offers WAYYYYY more than that. How videos of lesbians, private pairs, anal, fingering , fisting, interracial, group, BDSM, fetish, masturbation, cumshot, dildo – -and a shitload more. Yeah folks — this is far from an ordinary, line ‘em up, pick ‘em out and fuck ‘em sort of brothel. Much more.
In internet porn there are VERY few new ideas that are really, really good. But just when we thought everything had been done, a new one comes alone that blows us away This is that one.
The verdict: The site itself is a way above average large chested site. When you stick it in the network that it is in — you have a perfect storm. 9.5 out of 10.
Does anyone besides me find it odd that our culture chooses to go insane over tits? It’s not an inherent, human male emotion to get a bone-dog when you see a set of tits. I’ve seen lots of National Geographic films and those African dudes don’t pop wood when they see their flat-titted bitches running around topless all the time (I hope those tribe ladies don’t get the internet or I’ll get letters for a WEEK!). Why, pray tell? Why do we love tits so?Ahhhh, you’re right — who gives a shit why? The bottom line is that we do love hooters, and because of that love affair with mams we have sites like Big Titty Bangers, a fantastically put together boob site that is part of an even better network. Extremely crisp and clear video and incredibly nice, round, plump sweater pillows. And they don’t just corral a bunch of heifers from Denny’s and throw them on the world wide web — they carefully select gorgeous gals with huge tits, most of which you’ll find are 100% real.
Better yet, you get to have your say in ranking these sore-backed bitches! Each gal has a member rating on the site, and the higher her rating, the higher she is posted on the front page. And because of that system, when you go to this site the first babe you see is Gianna, my new favorite girl with DD or bigger tits. No shit — this chick is gorgeous. The great thing about Gianna is that if you saw her in the grocery store, you’d have ZERO clue that she stars in porn on the internet. She looks like a sexy school teacher/soccer mom. I love that look. Not to mention her gi-normous gams. Lovely gal with lovely assets.
The best thing about this site is possibly not the big tits at all, although if that’s true they are certainly a close second. My favorite thing is the fact that you can join this motherfucker for ONE dollar, if you click one of the links on this page. It’s a three day trial, but shit — even if you join for the full deal, it’s only $24.95 per month — and that’s not only for this collection of big tittied sweethearts, but also a gaggle more sites in the network for FREE. Excellent network that I am a paying member of myself.
The site itself is a way above average large chested site. When you stick it in the network that it is in — you have a perfect storm.
(9.5/10)
