[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

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Being a rookie at anything is surely tough, what with all of the hazing and hi-jinx and such. Being a rookie at getting fucked in the rear end has got to be the toughest of the tough. My arsehole has never been hazed, but I can’t paint any sort of pretty picture of that in my head.

There is not one snowball’s chance in hell that these chicks on AnalRookies.com are just being introduced to ass sex. Sorry — I just don’t buy it. That doesn’t really matter to me in the grand scheme of things, I’m just calling a spade a spade. That being said, AnalRookies is a nice little professional butt hole site.

The chicks are all sitting on the top shelf. Well, they WERE sitting on the top shelf. No, I would have to assume that they aren’t SITTING anywhere. Especially the scorching hot redhead who takes 2 ding-a-lings up her shithole. But in any event — they are top of the line chicks.

Besides the hot chicks getting fanny fucked, other draws of Anal Rookies are HD quality video, TONS of content and TEN additional free sites (all of which are very well done pro sites from the same network). Oh, and all of that for less than $25 per month. Not too fucking bad if you ask me…and you did.

8.5 out of 10

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[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.myweekwithyanire.com

What the fuck is a Yanire? If I just saw the “name” Yanire and never saw the slut, there’s no way I would stick my dick in that shit. It sounds like something that has sharp, gnashing teeth and poisonous saliva.

In reality, this Yanire slut is quite a dandy piece of ass. Hot — fucking H-O-T — piece of foreign ass. Blond hair, big, natural tits and a pussy that cannot and will not be satiated. This Torbe feller apparently spent a week with her. Oh how I yearn to live that week.

Despite the chick being hot, there isn’t much here that I haven’t seen in my world wide web travels over the years. It’s not a yawner, but not a hook either. The one thing that WILL get you to join is the fact that it’s only $30 for this site and nearly THIRTY additional sites. Most of the additional sites are worth your cash — and all of them together are certainly worth 30 dollars per month.

What the fuck more do you want me to say? Go look at her. If your dick gets hard, join. If not, join some other site. What the fuck are you staring at me for?

7 out of 10

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[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.streetbribes.com

If some fat chick came up to you on the street and offered you $500 to stick it to her, you’d fucking do it, right? God damn right you would. You’d drop a nut in that hog faster than you can say “Hostess Snack Cakes.”

That kind of shit is pretty much what is done here at StreetBribes.com. This fat hair ball dude named Torbe gives European chicks cash to mount his squiggler until he fills ‘em up with the cake icing he presumable cums. I have no idea what the laws are of the countries that he pulls this off in, but I say if you can away with shit like this — go for it.

Even better is that he films it all, puts it on the internet and gives it to us — along with 30 additional sites he has created — for the low, low price of $30 per month. 30 sites, 30 dollars, 30 days. Not too shabby.

Speaking of not too shabby, the chicks at StreetBribes are not too shabby themselves. In fact, many of them are damn hot. And all of them have that amateur look to them. Go check out Monica Ledesma, Sonia Manrique and Marisol to see what I mean. These are just regular looking chicks getting some irregular public cock action.

Street Bribes is one of the better sites in this network. If I joined the network, it would primarily be for this site.

8.5 out of 10

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[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.motorhomebangs.com

I fucked a motorhome once. Right in the tailpipe. Burned the shit outta my cock, though. Next time I’ll be sure to shut it off first.

As you can probably guess, MotorhomeBangs.com is one of those “fuck ‘em in the vehicle” ventures. Of course this time it’s a motorhome instead of a van or a car. Seems to make more sense to me, as motorhomes generally have beds in them. I wonder why no one thought of that before now?

There are no real surprises here. The chicks are pretty hot, but they are not random, off-the-street amateurs as MotorhomeBangs would have you believe. Doesn’t matter all that much, although it would be hotter I suppose if they really were random encounters.

The cool thing about the chicks, however, is that they are not all cut from the exact same cloth. I found most of them attractive, but they are not all blonde bimbo knockouts, like some sites force on you. Lots of different body types here. Good stuff.

$30 gets you 30 days and 30 sites. Yep — the 30 for 30 for 30 special. You get Motorhome Bangs and every other site in this network. Most are better than average, some are great and a couple are bordering on shit. But for $1 per month for each site, it’s hard to go wrong.

Good enough for your globe trotting gonads.

7 out of 10

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[rating:5/10] (5/10)I knew a guy who fell on a tent stake and it created a new, independent asshole, right next to his existing one. This feller had 2 assholes, but he was straight, so that second, virgin asshole went unfucked. I am betting he fingers it on a regular basis, though.

HealMyAss.com is one of those sites that has good looking, professional porn starlets who know their way around a boner, but then they go and fuck it up by putting a bunch of silly play acting and props all over the place. This one puts these bitches in an over-the-top fake doctor’s office with over-the-top, goofy counterparts and silly props like gorilla masks and rubber chickens. Some of you may dig that shit, but it ruins the entire scene for me.

Obviously, the good part of HealMyAss is that you’re going to see a lot of butt fucking. Tons of it. But it’s not the “scared look in the eye, ow that shit hurts but feels good too” kind of butt fucking that we all know from our personal lives. This, instead, is hardcore, hammer time butt fucking that results in an asshole so gaped that you could place a drumstick in there sideways and not hit the rim.

This site is not my bag at all, but when you join you get access to 30 additional sites, many of which I like, so it’s definitely worth a join, IMHO. $30 will get you all of the sites each month, so that’s about a dollar a site for the month. Decent numbers when you put it that way.

Take out the goofy acting and I’m totally on board with Heal My Ass. As it currently is, I can go to the circus and watch the clowns fuck each other and get the same effect.

5 out of 10

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[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.torbeinargentina.com

I’ve never been to Argentina, but I damn sure want to go. I’ve hear tale of vagina-lined streets, cock-milking pubs and prostate-massaging police officers. It’s a pussy nirvana.

TorbeInArgentina.com features our chubby and hirsute friend Torbe, in his quest to fuck a hot piece of ass in just about every country on Earth. We’ve seen a lot of Torbe (and you will see a lot of his too if you join this site, as ALL 30 of his sites are included when you join this one), and we like most of what we see. TorbeInArgentina is no exception.

I love Argentinian chicks. On my world wide scale, I would put them very high in my Latina category, possibly only behind Brazilian chicks. They are tanned-skinned, they have wonderful asses, they have full lips — they are stellar. And here on Torbe In Argentina, they are real, they are amateurish and they are fucking hot.

The really cool thing about this site is that although all of the ladies are Argentinian, their looks span the spectrum from dark skinned to pale, blonde to black hair, big tits to small — and Torbe sticks his chubby boner up in each and every one of them. Excellent variety here.

The price to play is $30 per month, and as I mentioned before, that gets you THIRTY total sites. That’s a lot of cunny for $30. This particular site is one of the better in the Torbe network, too.

If you can’t get to Argentina, get to Torbe In Argentina. It’s cheaper and worth your time.

8.5 out of 10

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[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.torbeinrussia.com

I want to go to Russia for a fuck vacation. That’s where I fuck different chicks at the most famous of tourist locations. In Russia, I plan to fuck chicks thusly: in a bread line, with a bottle of vodka, on the chest of Lenin’s corpse and in a 3 way with Mikael Gorbachev.

Remember Torbe? If not, he’s the fat fuck who is out to prove that if you have some cash and a camera, you can fuck hot chicks all over the globe, no matter how much you look like a Steeler’s fan/sewer dweller. This time, it’s TorbeInRussia.com. Yep — our fat little buddy has taken a big jet airliner to the land of dancing bears and nuclear meltdowns. And there he’s discovered one sure fire good thing about communism — it’s produced some fine looking sluts over the years.

And as you know, communists are used to sharing shit. These fine ladies at Torbe In Russia exemplify the communist spirit, as shown by their willingness to share their vulvas with this hairy dude called Torbe. I’m sure that Stalin, Lenin and the Santa Maria would all be as proud as peacocks.

$30 will get you 30 sites for 30 days. I have no idea how many Rubles that is, but I think it’s safe to assume that this is a great deal in any country.

Lots of fine ass here. Cheers to Torbe for pulling grade A trim.

8.5 out of 10

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[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.torbecouples.com

If you have a regular fuck buddy, but you finish each session off by kicking her square in the twat with a moon boot (at her request)…does that make you a couple? I say no. She says otherwise.

TorbeCouples.com claims to feature real life couples exposed. Hmmm…not so sure about that. Maybe some of them are. No matter — they all look pretty fucking good in the sack here. You see, these are not dolled up porn starlets and their tripod mates. These are real people, if not real couples. Very sexy shit here.

For example — go watch the sample entitled “Long Haired Cowgirl” on the main page of TorbeCouples. A young, foreign couple (possibly a real couple here) gets to fucking and such. Shit — check out all of those samples. That was enough to make me join this fucker for a month, I’ll tell you that.

And TorbeCouples comes with a pretty big surprise — an additional 30 sites with you membership to this one site (as low as $8 per month). I am new to reviewing this network, but everything I’ve seen so far is pretty impressive. All of the chicks are hot, real and slutty. What more do you want, fucker?

There are some pretty good, and unusually lengthy, samples on the Torbe Couples front page, so you should at least check that out. Shit — if you can concentrate hard enough, the samples may be sufficient to drain your sack. Not likely, but possible. You may have to get yourself at least one month to do it right.

Many of these videos are actually really good, despite this being a pro type site. Pleasantly surprising.

7.5 out of 10

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[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.dancingbear.com

I’ve never met a male stripper, but I’d like to think I would get along with one. We have a lot in common. Nice abs, buff body, huge cock. Wait — those are the things we would NOT have in common. Hmmm…I wonder if male strippers like to fish?

Where in the fuck do I begin with a dandy site like DancingBear.com? Let’s start with the elephant — er, bear — in the room. I have no fucking clue why there’s a dancing bear involved, or why a nude, male stripper sometimes wears a giant bear head while fucking REAL chicks at bachelorette parties and such. I really don’t Don’t much care either. If the site was a piece of shit I might be more concerned. As it is, the site’s great, so fuck the bear shit and let’s get to the real meat of the site.

DancingBear is a combination of one of those reality sites where male strippers are fucked and sucked by ravenous female pecker lickers that have come to see these dudes dance, and a CFNM site. What’s CFNM? Clothed females, nude males. Look into this shit — it’s a pretty cool fetish.

There are more and more sites popping up like Dancing Bear. That is to say, more and more male-stripper-hammering-horndog-housewife-out-on-the-town sites. I fucking love them. They are reality sites, which is always a good thing. The greatest part for me is that the chicks are always looking their best b/c they are out for a night on the town, and they are always horny as shit, because they are watching hard bodies and hard ons drag across the stage. Remember how horny you were the last time you went to a skin club? Same shit, man.

Seriously — go check out the free samples they have. I guaran-fucking-tee you that if youa re into reality and amateur type shit you will love this kind of site. You will also love that it’s only $7.50 per month if you join for a year (and 2 day trials are a fucking $1 bill).

Excellent site, excellent chicks, excellent reality.

10 out of 10

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[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.drunkgirlsflashing.com

What in the FUCK were the lawmakers thinking in the 30s when they enacted prohibition? I mean seriously -back then no women were allowed to be legislators, so it was all men who did that shit. How the fuck did they expect chicks to get all hooched up and do stupid shit like they do on this site? Thank God for people like Al Capone.

You’ve seen sites like this all over the place – and even on regular TV. These girls are “going wild.”  Meh…I guess they are getting a little crazy. But airing your tits out is minor league shit in my book. Now, start sucking cocks in a church or getting butt fucked by a zebra at the zoo and I’m totally in your corner with the “wild” bit.

To be fair, lots of these chicks get naked, and some of them hand out blowies and the like – but overall it’s a Mardi Gras/give me beads/here’s my tits kind of site. Not a bad one, if you dig that kind of shit. Me? I’d like it if I were there in person, but even then I wouldn’t get overly excited unless one of these gutter tramps latched on to my honker.

The good news is you can check it out for $1 for 3 days, and you can also get a ton of additional, full on fuck sites for FREE when you join this one. That’s not a bad deal at all – and that kind of deal totally redeems a flasher site like this for me.

I remember when the mere site of a set of tits gave me a rager. I even used to get wood when I saw a coffee mug with a pair of knockers on it. These days I am completely desensitized to tits. I like them and all, but I need more than a flash to get it up.

6 out of 10

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