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Bubble Butt Teachers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

she has nice calfs

Let me get my hog up in your can, Teach!

The site: bubblebuttteachers.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $32.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Meh- nothing original, unless you have never visited the 3 million other fake teacher sites on the Internet. Decent enough to whack off if you’re really into teachers, I suppose. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.bubblebuttteachers.com

Any of you ever fuck one of your teachers? I did. Ms. Wolf. She was a little old at 57, but I was horny. She had short red hair on her head, and long red hair on her cunt. She smelled like cats and planting soil, but she enjoyed anal, so it was worth the 1 hour shower I had to take when it was over. Plus, I got a B in the class.These chicks are a lot hotter than Ms. Wolf, but I think Ms. Wolf was a better teacher. In fact, these dumb broads couldn’t teach a fucking legless dog to lay down. But they have big asses and aren’t afraid of a big, bad dick -“ so I prefer them to that smarty cunt I used to fuck.

This is (obviously) one of those sites where they pretend these cunnies are teachers and some dudes are students and yada, yada, yada. Fuck all that pretend shit – just get me to the boner in the hole.

The fucking is decent for pro stuff. The videos are very clear and crisp – damn near HD quality. They are not cheap, though- at about $35 per month – but you do get a dozen or more additional sites in different niches when you join this one.

I was also disappointed at the lack of black chicks on this site. In fact, I was bummed at the lack of almost any other ethnicity than white. I love white chicks, and also love white chicks with junk in their trunk – but I want some variety too, man!

Meh-nothing original, unless you have never visited the 3 million other fake teacher sites on the Internet. Decent enough to whack off if you’re really into teachers, I suppose.

Visit the site: www.bubblebuttteachers.com

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Sharing My Wife Website Reveiw

by The Caveman (admin)

Nice bed set up

Nice bed set up

The site: sharingmywife.com

The price:$29.98 per month

The verdict: The wives are hot and genuinely enjoy fucking (check out Brooke, her enthusiasm is real). The “plot” is kept to a minimum. You get several bonus sites when you join. It’s a bit pricey at $29.98 per month but with all things considered it’s a damn fine value. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.sharingmywife.com

Not twenty minutes ago I was in the grips of the deepest despair I’ve ever known. I thought my dick had permanently quit working. It was a lifeless nub with no circulation or feeling. Is shame a physical feeling? It was hurting with shame if that’s possible. High blood pressure and diabetes will kill a libido.

If it wasn’t for SharingMyWife.com I could have very well grabbed my .38 and ended it all.

Here’s the premise of SharingMyWife.com. A dude drags his old lady down to a nondescript room with a couch and lets her fuck a random stranger. It’s his fantasy but the wife damn sure is enjoying the strange.

SharingMyWife.com will resuscitate a broken boner. I cant think of a better endorsement.

The wives are hot and genuinely enjoy fucking (check out Brooke, her enthusiasm is real). The “plot” is kept to a minimum. You get several bonus sites when you join. It’s a bit pricey at $29.98 per month but with all things considered it’s a damn fine value.

Visit the site: www.sharingmywife.com

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She Got Pimped Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

goddamn she's sexy.

Foxxy Brown.

The site: shegotpimped.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: We love black chicks, plain and simple. This site had some very “regular” black chicks that were fucking hot and all of them work the cock very, very well. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.shegotpimped.com

Why is it necessary to always link “pimp” with black teens? We’re not the EEOC or anything, but damn — is there ANY other industry with more rampant stereotyping than internet porn? Okay — sorry about that little soapbox there — stereotyping aside — She Got Pimped is a hot site, so let’s get down to business.

The premise is that these guys supposedly pick up ghetto tramps and work their magic to fix them up into high class hos. Their words, not ours. The problem with this is simple — these chicks are already damn fine when they start out the videos, so no “makeovers” are really necessary. Be that as it may, they spruce them up a little, then lay a big league fucking on them. We like to call it “Extreme Fuck Over.”

Amerie, for example, is an incredibly hot gal. Dark chocolate colored skin, a beautiful face accented by gorgeous, penetrating eyes. She has small tits and a big ass — a fantastic combination in our book. The only thing that appeared “ghetto” about her was her wretched prison-style tattoo — but we’ll overlook that in light of her other amenities. She sucks a dick like a lion eats a zebra. Okay — we have no idea what that means. Let’s just say she can lick a pee-pee with the best of them. She also rides a cock like a — well, we’re obviously not very good at that game today, so we’ll just say she’s a pleasure to watch.

How much cash are you going to have to spend to see the ghetto to Rodeo Drive conversion? Not as much as you’d expect to, that’s for sure. $4.95 will get you a three day trial and $9.95 will get you a whole week. Not enough time? Of course it’s not — $39.95 gets you a month — and about 30 additional sites as well. A very nice network and one of the best deals around.

We love black chicks, plain and simple. This site had some very “regular” black chicks that were fucking hot and all of them work the cock very, very well. They did not seem like they were in it for the cash like the blank-stare trailer trash girls — they wanted to win the game.

Visit the site: www.shegotpimped.com

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She Got Switched Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Who the fuck are you?

"Who the fuck are you?"

The site: shegotswitched.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $34.95 month (recurring)

The verdict: This is a fun site and a sexy site at the same time. We aren’t necessarily buying the bit, but we are buying a membership!  8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)
 To join, click here:www.shegotswitched.com

This is a novel idea and a funny way to go about it, but we ain’t buying the acting. She Got Switched is a site where a guy will blindfold his “girlfriend” and tell her he wants to do her blindfolded, then when they start going he brings in his “friend” and lets him fuck her, while he stands there and does the talking. At the end, the big reveal comes and she obviously gets mad and storms out.

The reason we don’t buy it is the simple semantics of the whole scene. The girl would know if another guy was standing above her one the bed and jerking off over her while she was getting fucked, blindfold or no blindfold. She would also probably know that a black guy had replaced her white boyfriend, and vice versa. Finally, we think she would be able to tell while she is on her knees sucking a cock that another guy is mere centimeters away from the other side of her face, jerking his cock at her head. She just would.

That being said, it serves it purpose. It is a very nicely done site with cute chicks and good fucking. Like most any other porno site, there is some bad acting. So what, right? The odd thing is that after it is all said and done, some of the girls really do look genuinely surprised and upset. THAT is the good acting part, in our opinion.

KC is one of our favorite girls on this site. She is a roughneck type girl, with tattoos and a biker swagger. Anthony (her supposed boyfriend)and Bobby, his buddy, pull the old switcheroo and when KC finds out she goes postal! She is a GREAT fuck, though so the scene is a doosey!

For $1.00 you can check out this entire site for 3 days. For $34.95,you get a month. And you also get a baker’s dozen of additional sites, all of them with a quirky hook like this one (two words — Anal Suffering). This site itself has a lot of ALL-ORIGINAL content and the girls are sexy and the guys are fun. Very good deal in our eyes.

This is a fun site and a sexy site at the same time. We aren’t necessarily buying the bit, but we are buying a membership!

Visit the site: www.shegotswitched.com

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California Pimp Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I went to high school with the blonde

I went to high school with the blonde

The site: californiapimp.com

The price:$29.80/month (recurring)

The verdict: So damn simple it is genius. No bullshit, just true fucking amateurs doing what they do. In our opinion, there are some amateur sites out there that may be just as good in their own way…but none better to entertain you. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.californiapimp.com

Fucking finally! Someone got it right! No tricks, gimmicks, bullshit or the like. How in the world is there not more sites EXACTLY like this one. Here it is…They put an ad in the paper asking for models. They get calls. They bring them in and fuck them. No actresses. No lies. No bullshit. Girls with their true reaction to what is happening as it happens to them. Some have an idea of what they are getting into…some do not. Some fuck and suck, some turn it down. Some are made to show off in front of the camera and thought they’d never ask…others comply in disgust.

This is what REALLY happens one these “ad for models” sites…but they never show you the rejects and the girls who walk out. They never show you the boyfriends that bang on the door and come in and start kicking the dudes’ ass. They never show you the hideous girls who answer, get fucked and then rejected, only to god mad with rage. But the California Pimp shows ALL of that. Fucking Kudos, dude! We respect you for that.

Simply put, this is a spectacular amateur fuck site. The girls are real, so not all of them are first rate. But you’d be surprised at the chicks that answer these ads…some fo them are HOT! You’d also be surprised at the amount of girls who think they are just modeling, and when they learn they have to fuck still do it! Amazing.

There are so many great videos to talk about, so we are just going to leave it at what we have told you. All of the above scenarios actually happen and they show them all to us in the members area. We are hooked from minute one of this site. The membership fee is not to bad at $29.80 per month. We would admit it is a tiny bit on the high side of average…but the content in our opinion is WAY above average, so we are not bitching. Oh…and they also have every girl that they have ever talked to …over the past FIVE YEARS! That is enough content to keep you going for a long time.

So damn simple it is genius. No bullshit, just true fucking amateurs doing what they do. In our opinion, there are some amateur sites out there that may be just as good in their own way…but none better to entertain you.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.californiapimp.com

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Camel Toe Hos Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

camel toe and a dark brown hole

Delicious

The site: cameltoehos.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Really, really nice site. The best quality of video AND chicks. Very impressive. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.cameltoehos.com

Ahhh…the camel toe. The Mound of Venus. The Homer Simpson. The Frontal Wedgie. The Dromedary Hoof. The Moose Knuckle. Whatever you call it, I bet $100 you fucking love it. And what’s not to love? You can see the entire outline of a vagina — creases, crevices, wrinkles and all — *through* a woman’s clothing. Right there in public, you can study her goods. And it generally leaves something to the imagination, which makes you jerk-fantasy that much better when you get home.At Camel Toe Hos, you’re *already* at home, so you can jerk off while you are actually staring at the camel toe. The fucking internet does it again! What an invention!

Now, there are plusses and negatives to having a porn site that features camel toes. Let’s do the bad first — it takes most of the mystery out of it. For some of you that is probably great. For me — it’s okay, but I like to have that little bit of unknown. It makes me cum harder. But hey that’s just me. Now the good — you not only see her pussy through her pants, after that you get to see it *without* her pants — and then see it with a cock in it, and then see it empty and ravaged as she wipes cum off her face. Nice upside, huh?

There are lots of upsides to this site. Really — it’s one of the best I’ve seen in a while. I’ve had to throw out a lot of 6′s, 7′s and 8′s lately in my reviews. Most of the sites I’ve come across have been fine — but not great. This one is great. Excellent, crisp, clear video and incredible girl talent. A shitload of content and over 100 additional sites for free when you join. No complaints whatsoever (except the aforementioned lack of mystery).

I’m absolutely smitten over one of the chicks I found on this site. Kara – -a 19 year old boner tingler. She’s a redhead. Oh yes…she’s a fucking redhead. She has freckles and weighs 100 pounds. Are you fucking kidding me? Woof. She also *enjoys* getting paid to fuck. Kara, listen up sweetie…I have a LOT of expendable income. I will pay you to fuck me anytime, anywhere. I may not be hung quite as impressively as that warrior who slaughtered your pussy on this site, but I’m good enough — and I pay more. And I love you. That has to count for something, right?

Kara and all of her panty pals can be had for $2.99 as part of a 3 day trial deal through PLD. Just click one of the links on this page that takes you there and plop down your whopping $3 and you will get 72 hours of bliss. Me — I’d spend the entire 72 hours watching Kara over and over — but you can do what you want with it.

Really, really nice site. The best quality of video AND chicks. Very impressive.

Visit the site: www.cameltoehos.com

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Captain Stabbin Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Captain Stabbin' Sample Photo

She's about to get impaled.

The site: captainstabbin.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Raunchier and a little more lowbrow than your average porn site, and the girls are a little less attractive. But the fact that they toss each girl overboard at the end deserves at least an 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)


To join, click here:www.captainstabbin.com

Anchors aweigh! Captain Stabbin takes his show to the water where he tools around the harbor in his boat, plowing lucky ladies in the ass. Interesting concept? Sure is, but the Cap’n makes it work by getting as raunchy and hardcore as possible without the Coast Guard getting involved.

Unfortuantely, it appears that the super hot ladies are all land lubbers. We found most of the girls to be cute at best, and some to be, well…not so cute. The captain himself looks as if he may have been an actual pirate before landing an internet porn gig, complete with missing teeth and all.

His crew, First Mate Pounder and Second Mate Hunter, are younger guys who usually get involved in the sex in one way or another. And what the Captain lacks in quality pussy he makes up for in grade A ass fucking! The videos are also on average a good five minutes longer than most other sites, with some going over an hour long. The plot is basically the same as many other sites. The Cap’n finds a girl on the beach or eating lunch or in some other contrived situation. He then convinces her that she is due for a boat ride and off they go. Eventually she agrees to disrobe, one thing leads to another and…BANG! She has a dick in her ass. Without a doubt the best part is the big finish, as the Captain and his crew discard each girl overboard before she can even clean the cum off of her face! At least they are usually kind enough to throw her a life saver to float on while she waits for help.

Don’t get us wrong about the Captain’s ladies. They are certainly cute enough to pound. We especially liked Alina, a cute young blonde who can suck a mean cock. That being said, the best reason to come aboard with the captain is for the raw anal sex and female degradation. Raunchier and a little more lowbrow than your average porn site, and the girls are a little less attractive. But the fact that they toss each girl overboard at the end deserves at least an …

8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.captainstabbin.com

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Carol Cox Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Carol Cox Sample Photo

This is the least pornographic picture I have ever seen.

The site: carolcox.com

The price:$19.95 a month

The verdict: I was impressed with Carol. I had heard word before, but had never checked her out. I regret every second that I didn’t. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here: www.carolcox.com

I am thinking I should come up with my own porn name in case I decide to come out from behind the scenes and flog a few trannies or some shit. I have it narrowed down to three prospects, but will take submissions. Tell me what you think – Poondog Hundredaire, Taint Henderson or Tripod McBallsackersons.Well, Well, Well- we have us a pioneer on our hands. Carol Cox. Ya heard of her? Hard to believe you haven’t – she’s been online since the dawn of Internet skin sites. 15 years and still running strong. Stats: She’s a spinner at 4’11″ and 95 pounds. She keeps in shape and looks absolutely stellar.

Carol is married, but that doesn’t stop her from nailing tons of men and women left and right – and filming it for this very site. Get this – she has THOUSANDS of movies available on her site. Fucking thousands. More than that in pictures as well. Just think of how many times you could get banged in 15 years if you were a hot, loose lady that fucked whomever she wanted! That’s a lot of film, my friends.

One thing that is fucking fabulous about Carol is that she is the first to say that she does NOT do solo shit like most one-gal sites, and in fact, most of her fucking on film is done with her and a FAN! Yes-  you might have the chance to fill up Carol if you join this site.

The price is definitely doable – even if the economy took a shit on your face. As low as $8 per month if you join for a year – only $20 per if you choose by the month. You also get SEVENTY (70) additional sites for free. That is a lot of poon, fellers.

One of my favorite things about this site and this network – besides the obvious in the low ass price – is that they really do give a shit about the members. This is a large network, but you don’t get that corporate, bullshit feel when you visit any of their sites. Each of the sites feels like a Mom and Pop type of site. Very, very nice network in terms of that.

I was impressed with Carol. I had heard word before, but had never checked her out. I regret every second that I didn’t.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.carolcox.com

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CFNM Secret Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

CFNM Secret Sample Photo

"Fucking quit touching my face you stupid whores!!"

The site: cfnmsecret.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Excellent idea, excellent site, excellent network. It’s a certified boner buster. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.cfnmsecret.com

In case you’ve been cranking the shaft to silent movies of Elma and Delbert playing footsie in the garden, get with the program, folks – there is a lot of new shit out that will make your balls feel like they’ve been immersed in a vat of sexual pop rocks. This CFNM craze is one of them. CFNM stands for “Clothed Females, Nude Males” — and it’s a lot hotter than you’d think.For me, it’s an excellent new twist. I love the female body when nude, but when you review porn for a living, lots of chicks start looking all the same once they are in the buff. There are only so many ways you can dress up a naked chick without clothes. And let’s face it – once you’ve seen a billion naked bodies, they kind of lose their naughtiness.

Now, introduce sexy outfits to the scenario. Plaid skirts, stewardess outfits, nurse outfits – the possibilities are endless. Don’t fret – -they still suck cock and get their pussies blasted through and around the clothing – they just look a little sexier doing it. Plus, there’s an added element of fantasy there in fucking a chick with her clothes on, as it infers forbidden, quickie, public sex. At least to me it does.

Hands down, the best thing about this site is that it comes to us from the Reality Kings network, which we have said is our favorite network of sites. They have never failed to impress us with any of their dozens of sites. They consistently pump out incredibly entertaining sites with hotter chicks than anyone else in the business. Let’s put it this way – if my mother were to get back into porn, I’d insist she go with the Reality Kings.

Normally, I would strongly push the 3 day trial for $4.95, as it is cheaper and it gives you a brief glance to be sure you will like it. With Reality Kings sites, you are more than welcome to go that route -but you have nothing to worry about. They do it right every single time with every single one of their sites. Bar none.

Excellent idea, excellent site, excellent network. It’s a certified boner buster.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cfnmsecret.com

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Roadside Pickups Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Roadside Pickups Sample Photo

Chug that shit, Bitch!!!!!!!!

The site: roadsidepickups.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Give yourself a cheap taste with the $1.00 three day trial. That’s always the best way to go. Oh – and if you do like it, join for less than $25 per month and get FIFTY additional sites. One of the best deals, volume-wise, that exists on the porner-net. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.roadsidepickups.com

I picked up a hitch hiker once. She was kind of skanky, but definitely worth taking a dip in. I told her I’d give her a ride if she let me fuck her first. She smacked me. Turns out she was a nun whose church bus had just broken down and she was in desperate need of a ride back to the convent. I suppose I should have known from her black and white habit and rosary beads. Oh well – I still got a handjob out of it, so all was not lost.

You’ve seen these kind of sites before. They allegedly see these random cum dumpsters trolling along the highway and each and every time they agree to come with them, get fucked and let them film it – all for a few hundred bucks. Now…I’m not saying this can’t happen – I once picked up a random chick at Mardi Gras and she was sucking my steak before I could introduce myself – but that was ONCE. They have an entire website of these occurrences. Plus – there are just lots of things that that don’t appear to be off the cuff.

The other thing that makes me skeptical – but also makes me happier than if they were not staged – is the fact that most of these chicks are really, really cute. They do a good job of getting some quality talent to play along with their little hitchhiker game.

And even though these are staged encounters (yes, I’m calling them out on it- I’m officially saying they’re staged), they have that real feel. It’s nice to see chicks get fucked in places other than hotel beds or trailers with wood paneling. It’s always nice to see chicks get fucked in RVs, vans, rest stops and the like. Makes me want to hit the open road and pick up some lot lizards.

Give yourself a cheap taste with the $1.00 three day trial. That’s always the best way to go. Oh – and if you do like it, join for less than $25 per month and get FIFTY additional sites. One of the best deals, volume-wise, that exists on the porner-net.

Visit the site: www.roadsidepickups.com

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