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Cheating Lesbians Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

If you're not cheating, you're not trying to win.

The site: cheatinglesbians.com

The price:

The verdict: Not the greatest site ever, but it is a decent amateur-type lesbian site. With the additional sites that you get with your paid membership, we would definitely recommend it. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.cheatinglesbians.com

Cheating Lesbians, huh? What in the hell has this world come to?? When lesbians, the most beautiful creatures in all the land, cannot get along like civilized human beings and lick each other’s pussies with love, honor and unbridled vigor…what is there left?

Lexi & Maira, apparently the two lesbians that started the whole cheating trend, started this site, they say, to bring us the highest quality Florida amateur lesbians. They have done a fine job bringing us some hot ditch lickers, but we have our doubts about these girls’ amateur status. We have a pretty keen eye, and we can see professionals from a mile away.

The video quality was spectacular, but again we like it a little spectacular. Everything seemed to perfect. The water in the pool is a deep, almost unnatural blue and the same goes with the indoor lighting. We know it sounds a little harsh, that they are getting things too perfect, but we like a little homemade feel to our videos when we can have the chance. And on a supposed amateur site, that is what we want to see.

Now as far as the girls not being amateurs, we are not saying that we have seen them elsewhere or that you will see Jenna Jameson on this site. They are certainly not seasoned veterans. But they are also not right off the street either. Some of them are extremely cute while others are worse for the wear, especially since they are all teens and should be in tip top condition. Overall, however, the girls are very good. Come to think of it, though, any girl looks good with a clit in her mouth!

The fee for a membership is $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. We think it is probably worth it, despite the fact that it is not as amateur as we would have hoped. The content is still original, still very nice and there are several other sites that are include in the membership as well that make it very much worthwhile.

Not the greatest site ever, but it is a decent amateur-type lesbian site. With the additional sites that you get with your paid membership, we would definitely recommend it!

6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cheatinglesbians.com

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Red Autumn Sex Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Red Autumn Sex Sample Photo

Hottie

The site: redautumnsex.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Love it. Period. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.redautumnsex.com

Only 2% of the population of the United States is redheads. Cut that in half and assume that 1% of the FEMALE population in the U.S. are natural redheads. I bet that way less than 1% of those bitches are in porn. So…carry the two…divide by 7…multiply my 4…that means that, according to my match — real redhead bitches in porn is as rare as a coconut in Antarctica. Fucking enjoy — motherscratchers!

This is a site put out by the Pimp Roll fellers. It is fantastic, as are just about all of their sites – -but it appears that they inexplicably hired a foreign maniac to type the words on their site this time. For example, this is on there, word for word — Sexy redheaded women are here at Red Autumn Sex, to show you their pussies and nice tits.” and “Crazy Sex Actions with sucking and fucking!” What the fuck is that broken shit?

Anywho — you’re not here for the language, you’re here for some fire-crotch! They got it — and primo shit at that! Instantly one of my favorite Redhead sites of all time. Very well done, classy redheads eating pussy, getting fucked and doing other shit that redheads do (fighting and drinking probably). We’ve come to expect the best from PimpRoll — and they have brought it again.

And we’ve also come to expect the best for cheap – -and they brought that too. You’d think as rare as redhead porn bitches are they’d jack up the price a bit — but not these folks. Fucking $2.99 for 3 full days if you click one of the links here on our site. Seriously — that is becoming a little more common place for regular porn sites — but a redhead site? That’s rare shit man — for cheap.

Love it. Period.

Visit the site: www.redautumnsex.com

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Reality Sexxx Pass Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Reality Sexxx Pass Sample Photo

2 on a cock is bad luck.

The site: realitysexxxpass

The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month

The verdict: And I promise — you’ll never run out of material. Not unless you are one savage masturbating machine. There are literally thousands of hours of videos here – -ALL downloadable. You know how you find that one scene that makes your ball juice shoot out like champagne? Well, you can keep it now and use it over and over again, like I use your mom. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.realitysexxxpass

You know — they should really just go ahead and change the actual spelling of “sex” to “sexxx.” It would make a lot of sense, and would also correct a tremendous amount of silly spelling errors in internet porn. I mean, who really refers to it as “sex” anymore, anyway? Most of us say that people “fuck” and, of course, the priests call it “giving communion.”

Until the changes are made (I submitted my proposal with Noah Webster…should hear back any day now), you should check out this misspelled multi-site access site — Reality Sexxx Pass — it’s a dandy. First of all, it’s NINE sites for the price of one. And not just nine shit-jobs either — this is a collection of 9 very well done, clearly shot video sites with newbie sluts performing ass-robotics in the bed. These chicks are what I like to call not-so-super-stars. Not that they aren’t super, they just aren’t really known…yet. Hopefully we can help change all of that.

We’ve reviewed countless multi-site access sites. Actually, you could probably count them very easily…but it sure seems like a shitload to me. Anywho, we’ve done a lot fo ‘em. Is this one the best? No. Is it up there? Probably. Nine sites is not a tremendous amount of sites – -we’ve seen them with dozens. But a lot of the ones that have so many sites lack quality. This one concentrates on 9 sites and that makes their content very, very good.

The sites are all niche sites too — none of this “XXX Sex” shit or “Hot Girls Fucking.” They give you Bang My White Ass, Gape Sex, Nasty Housewives, Vegas Sex Party, MILFExplorer, Dirty Road Trips, College Porn, Shocking Tranny and Spring Break Hoes. My favorite is probably Vegas Sex Party in case anyone gives a shit. I love Vegas, Sex and Parties, so it’s really tailor made for me.

Is the price the best ever? Well…it’s close. As always, we do the trial first to be sure we like what we see. This one costs $1 for 72 hours. That’s as cheap as they come. I’ve never seen one for 50 cents. One dollar is pretty much rock bottom. And a lot of places only give you one day for that, so here you get 3 times the amount of jerk time. Full memberships are $29.21 (who comes up with these porn prices? Pick a fucking even number!).

And I promise — you’ll never run out of material. Not unless you are one savage masturbating machine. There are literally thousands of hours of videos here – -ALL downloadable. You know how you find that one scene that makes your ball juice shoot out like champagne? Well, you can keep it now and use it over and over again, like I use your mom.

Visit the site: www.realitysexxxpass

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Reality Kings Review

by The Caveman (admin)

realitykings

I'm not sure about you, but this is FAR from my reality.

The site: realitykings.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: I’ve seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that this is one of the best – if not THE very best – internet porno network that has ever existed. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.realitykings.com

Have you ever tried to describe a fireworks show to someone? Pretty fucking hard, isn’t it? You can talk into you’re blue in the face, but you’ll never really get your point across unless and until that person actually sees some, if not all, of the fireworks displays himself. That’s what it would be like for me to describe the Reality Kings to you.  It’s a pornographic fireworks display that will leave you oohhing and aaahhhing and cumming your pants.

I was fucking floored when I realized we’d never reviewed Reality Kings before. I’ve been on this site more times than your Mom has been on a big, bulging cock. Okay,not that fucking many times.  But I’ve been there a lot. Reality Kings is easily one of my favorite sites and networks. The girls are on TOP of the top-shelf girls, the video is as crisp and clear as video gets, the themes are not bullshit fake classroom shit, but real fucking scenarios with incredible looking sluts.

Here are the sites you get for one monthly fee (each of these is individually reviewed elsewhere here on Porny Little Devil, MILF Hunter, Money Talks, We Live Together, In The VIP, Street Blowjobs, 8th Street Latinas, Round and Brown, Cum Fiesta, Big Naturals, Mike In Brazil, Mike’s Apartment (one of my favorite all-time sites), Big Tits Boss, Monster Curves, First Time Auditions, Pure 18, MILF Next Door.In case you didn’t realize it, that’s like having Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Larry Bird, Dan Marino, John Elway, Jerry Rice, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Mickey Mantle and fucking God — all on the same fucking team.

I wish I had the time to describe each site for you, but that’d take a year (not to mention I couldn’t do it justice). But a couple you MUST check out are Mike’s Apartment and In The VIP. Mikes Apartment is set overseas where Mike and the fellers take out an ad for a roommate, and when hot chicks respond, they fuck them in exchange for free room and board. In The VIP is a site that’s set in different nightclubs where the guys get hot (way fucking hot, that is) chicks to shake their money makers on the dance floor, then to fuck and suck them in the VIP room.

Oh – a side note that has nothing to do with porn, but you’ll also see a lot of former MMA fighter, and terrifying human being Kimbo Slice on these sites.  He was a body guard for the Reality Kings dudes before he got into organized fighting. Obviously, they were the safest porn dudes in the world for a time.

So there you have it. I’ve seen a fuckload of porn in my days, and I can easily say that Reality Kings is one of the best, if not THE very best, internet porno network that has ever existed. Is that fucking clear cut enough for you? … 10 out of 10


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Real Blowjob Auditions Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Okay, you passed the first round

Okay, you passed the first round

The site: realblowjobauditions.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: $1.00 for 3 days. How’s that for a first-sentence-of-a-paragraph? That’s what it’s all about — great porn on the cheap. And a full time membership is less than $25 – -which is cheaper than the average. And this site – -as well as the dozens of additional sites that you get for free with a full membership — are way better than average. Excellent deal here. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.realblowjobauditions.com

Ever sucked a cock at an audition? Of course you have! We all have…haven’t we? No?!? You mean that I was duped when I interviewed at McDonald’s and had to suck the manager’s dick? Same with my interview at Target? Awww shit…man! I need to go gurgle — and cancel my job interview at We-Suck-Dicks-Mart!

This site mixes up starlets with new cummers — all of them hot and all of them taking the dong to the tonsils. In addition to the “audition” tapes (and I realize they are not really auditions, although the actual auditions looked exactly like this I’m sure) — there are hundreds of regular porntapes/movies featuring BJs.

The nice thing about this site is that they have user ratings on each of the videos. You can watch a girl suck a dingy and then vote on how she did (not sure how that’d working your particular case seeing as how you’ve never experienced one of these “blow jobs” – -but hey, give it a run anyway, huh?). For example– Brandi got one of the highest ratings in there free area at a 4.2stars (out of 5). She’s a short-haired blondie with a beautiful smile and absolutely perfect, hand-sized titties. And she could suck the calories out of a bratwurst. Sexy as shit — why in the FUCK she didn’t get 5 out of 5 stars is way beyond me!

Rinse and repeat boys — there are MANY “audition” tapes of many girls here on RBA. Many. And what a stable of chicks, man. Incredible. I love sites where we get to “meet” the girls — sites with some faces and personalities, rather than just a dumping grounds for DVDs. Yes, this site has a lot of DVDs, but it also gives us some “real” girls to sink our cocks into.

$1.00 for 3 days. How’s that for a first-sentence-of-a-paragraph? That’s what it’s all about — great porn on the cheap. And a full time membership is less than $25 – -which is cheaper than the average. And this site – -as well as the dozens of additional sites that you get for free with a full membership — are way better than average. Excellent deal here.

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Real ExGirlfriends Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Really?

Yes, it's true. Some lucky guys really do have ex-girlfriends that are this hot.

The site: realexgirlfriends.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: And as I said — it’s close enough to the real thing that some of you may even argue with my contention that it is not. So it’s either the next best thing to home video porn, or even better. You decide. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.realexgirlfriends.com

People always submit fuck videos of their exes to “get revenge.” That’s not revenge. To have millions of guys stare at them and jerk off? That’s a fucking compliment. If you REALLY want to get revenge, assfuck her mom. Or better yet, her dad. Then put THAT shit on the internet. There’s revenge for ya.

This site is a member of the Fuck You Cash network (yeah, we liked the name too), so you are guaranteed very high quality chicks, great video and user friendly sites. You are also going to get a shitload of updates — these sites rarely, if ever, get stale at all (with a new girl added each week, I’d lean toward never). And they’re pretty cheap — less than $5 for a 3 day trial and less than $25 for a month. Plus you get access to ALL of their sites, which is about a dozen in all.

Are they *real* amateur tapes submitted by members? I say no, but they are pretty good knock offs. The reason I don’t think they’re genuine is that the girls and guys both are all too perfect. The guys always have a huge cock and the girls generally have fake tits. I’ve seen lots of porn site members — we generally don’t look like that or we’d be ON the sites instead of joining them. Plus, every video has the same *dark* type lighting (just check out one sample to see what I mean). And finally, they try too hard to make it look “real.” They intentionally add bloopers, cell phones going off, blurrniess, etc.

Of course, the upside to that is that there are no disgusting chicks or guys with gigantic guts like yours. We all like to see beautiful people fuck, right? And as I said — it’s close enough to the real thing that some of you may even argue with my contention that it is not. So it’s either the next best thing to home video porn, or even better. You decide.

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POV Casting Couch Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

make up = slut

"You got the part! Now...open your cunt."

The site: povcastingcouch.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: We liked this POV site. Herb is an asshole, but he is funny as shit. He also backs up his shit talking by fucking some of the sexiest girls around 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.povcastingcouch.com

By now you should all know what a POV site is. If you don’t, then you should be ashamed of yourself. We do not have time to explain it to you…go look it up.

This POV site is presented by a guy named Herb Collins, a rude ass motherfucker that fucks them and leaves them, without a care in the world. He tells them he is casting for a model job, and always ends up getting his cock in them, and then gets rid of them. No pay. No nothing. He also talks a lot of shit on his site about each girl. We like him…he is pretty damn funny. He also gets some prime pussy. When we did this site we had not seen any really hot chicklets in awhile, so we were very pleased when we came across this one…like an oasis in the desert of the world of internet porn!

Here is an example…Herb met up with a cutie Latina named Natalia Vasquez, who was from some other country. She was definitely hot, too. Here is what Herb had to say about her, “Can you imagine? You put your life at risk to leave some god-forsaken shit hole of a country, you make it to the States, and then you meet Herb Collins. You went through all that trouble to end up a whore that I can exploit to no shame. You should just’ve stayed home and watch whatever “TV” you have back there. Wrong call, bitch… ” See??? See what we mean? He did fuck her quite well, though!

And then he fucked some stellar cutie who called herself Autumn Bliss. We hate her name, but we love her. She had an ass that we consider to be absolutely perfect. Her tight little shaven pussy was not bad either! She was a little white slut who loved to pose for the camera, but when it got down to the fucking she was all business. Very sexy bitch was Autumn…we used this one more than once!
Herb has gotten his site hooked up with the Meat Members gang, and you know what that means! Lots and lots of great, original videos for$29.95 per month. There are over 40 sites that are included in that one monthly fee and we have watched them all and are very impressed. A spectacular deal!!

We liked this POV site. Herb is an asshole, but he is funny as shit. He also backs up his shit talking by fucking some of the sexiest girls around.

Visit the site: www.povcastingcouch.com

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Pink Visual Pass Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Can I get a visual on some pink, please?

The site: pinkvisualpass.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Damn fine group of fuck sites. If you don’t get your money’s worth here, it’s your own god damned fault! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.pinkvisualpass.com

Hold on to your cock muscles, masturbators — this one will suck you dry for hours and hours. Pink Visual Pass is a collection of over 25 “reality” sites for the price of one. And with each site having a good cache already, as well as at least one update per week — you’ll have PLENTY of material to keep you busier than a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.

Notice we put reality in quotes — the term reality is used pretty negligently these days. These sites are tweeners — not “real” by any means, but also much more real than many of the super star sites. What the hell does that mean, you ask? Well, the ladies are hot, but not overly “done up.” The fucking is very, very good, but not “real” as in home movie real. They are studio videos, but they do have a real feel to them. The next best thing to true amateur sites, we believe.

There is also a very wide variety of the themes that you get with this pass. The names of the sites speak for themselves, and they are: Just Facials, MILF Seeker, the ever famous Back Seat Bangers, Insane Cock Brothas, Housewife Bangers, Her First Lesbian Sex, My Sex Tour, Orgy Sex =Parties, Teens for Cash, Wild Fuck Toys, Squirt Hunter, She Got Pimped, Porn Stud Search, Her First DP, Her First Big Cock, Bang Boat, Boob Exam Scam, Black Cocks/White Sluts, Bubble Butts Galore, Couples Seduce Teens, College Wild Parties, Her First Anal Sex, Huge Boobs Galore, Gang Bang Squad, First Time Swallows and Asian Parade.

Now the fun part — telling you that you get ALL of these sites for the TOTAL of $39.95 per month. That’s a motherfucking, god damned, shit ass, hell of a deal, if you ask me. And by clicking on this review in the first place — you asked me. If you want a taste first — a sampling if you will — you can get a three day trial for only $4.95 or a 7 day trial for $9.95 — but who wouldn’t know if they were going to like THAT like up? To each his own, I suppose.

Damn fine group of fuck sites. If you don’t get your money’s worth here, it’s your own god damned fault!

Visit the site: www.pinkvisualpass.com

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Pimp Juice XXX Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Nice drapes

"This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it hurts me."

The site: pimpjuicexxx.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: This is a nicely done interracial site. Lots of huge cocks and blonde white girls. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.pimpjuicexxx.com

At first glance, we said “been there–done that.” This is yet another interracial site. But when we noticed that it was presented by the Meat Members, we were a little more excited. They always put out good shit. We were right to be excited…there are some really good performances in this one.

A member of the Meat Members crew means that when you join this site for $29.95 you’ll get access to about 40 other sites — some of which are interracial as well — that have tons of great material, extremely high quality videos and gorgeous sluts. There is over a million MB of DVD quality, downloadable material already on these sites, and they add more very frequently. A great network to join.

One of our favorite movies here was one where Mr. Marcus made a guest appearance. You know Mr. Marcus…the huge black guy with all of the tattoos who always wears a baseball cap in his movies. Well, if you don’t know him you need to. He is great. Not only is he good, he is funny. He gets these two white chicks to come home and fuck him in this one. One has very short hair, but a gorgeous face. The other has long, straight hair and a great body. They seem amateur enough, and they LOVED the black cock.

Another blondie that is worth keeping an eye on is Brynn, who takes a GIANT cock in her video on this site. This Mandingo dude is packing some serious heat. We are all but certain that he gets stopped and searched every time he goes to the airport. This fucker is H-U-N-G! He splits this white girl into pieces. WE are not certain that she enjoyed it…but we sure did!

This is a nicely done interracial site. Lots of huge cocks and blonde white girls.

Visit the site: www.pimpjuicexxx.com

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Porn Stud Search Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Neither of those panzies makes the cut

"Umm...HELLO? It's called porn STUD search! You two nerds get the fuck out of here."

The site: pornstudsearch.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: A very unique site that does a LOT in the way of entertainment. We thought it was well done, very sexy and, as we have repeated over and over again, very original. A perfect ten. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.pornstudsearch.com

Here’s a fucking twist for you — this site takes GIRLS and goes out to look for GUYS to “dupe” them into thinking they could be a porn star. They let the guy fuck them and then, usually, tell them they have no chance. Ummm…where’s the “dupe”? If I’m not mistaken, these guys are getting laid, correct? Show me one guy that would genuinely be disappointed in this scenario…and I’ll show you the biggest pussy on Earth.

We love the originality of Porn Stud Search — the twist is spectacular. It is nice to see some “regular” guys fucking regular girls – instead of regular girls getting fucked by king-dong. We like the latter way as well, but a breath of fresh air is nice every nice and then. To see a guy stumble through a porn video to earn money to buy meth, as opposed to a skank awkwardly taking a cock while wearing a distant stare in order to earn money to buy crack, is a nice change. Let’s be real about it — that’s what we have going on most of these amateurish sites. Although we have to be honest — we think that in the case of GUYS doing it, it could be just to get laid, not for the money — but whatever. We love the side stories — and we generally like to mentally try to figure out what drove many of these guys and gals to this point – while at the same time thanking them for the entertainment!

Robert is a guy that we think is not on anything and probably has no money problems — he just got approached by a couple of sluts that said, “Hey…we’ll both fuck you and film it…you interested?” We have a sneaking suspicion that no talk of money exchanging hands ever occurred. Would YOU demand money, knowing that there are approximately149,000,000 men standing behind you, ready to take your place for free? Of course you wouldn’t. Lucky Robert probably didn’t either – and was rewarded by getting to fuck two hotties at once (which he’d never done before). Some guys have all the luck…

This site is part of a larger network of site — about 30 in all – that are ALL included with ONE full, 30 day membership. That will run you only $39.95. Think of it this way — that is less than $1 a month per site. Not too shabby when you break it down, huh? You can get a taste for $4.95 for a three day trial or $9.95 for a seven day trial. Each and every option is well worth the clams — this original site aims to please.

A very unique site that does a LOT in the way of entertainment. We thought it was well done, very sexy and, as we have repeated over and over again, very original. A perfect ten.

Visit the site: www.pornstudsearch.com

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