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Pornstar Tryouts Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

nice pooner

"So...your resume is actually INSIDE of your vagina? That's a little strange..."

The site: pornstartryouts.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: We like the original content and we loved the talent. We also enjoyed the unique setup. The acting was bad, but we realize that is not the point. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)


To join, click here:www.pornstartryouts.com

Uniqueness is the only way to stay ahead in the online porn industry. If you are selling the same tired, old shit as everyone else, your product is a dime a dozen. If, on the other hand, you get creative then the sky is the limit. Pornstartryouts.com admittedly looks and sounds like some of the same old stuff. But a closer look revealed a different idea that we found intriguing.

The layout is somewhat simple; bring girls in for a fake “modeling” interview, hit them with the truth –which is that they are really looking for the next pornstar, then throw a bunch of money at them and see if they will bite. They always do.

The uniqueness that we were fond of was in the set up. Each girls goes through a 3 day “process.” Day 1 is the initial interview and the revelation that they are looking for porn stars. Day 2 is modeling, bikinis and shorts, easing into a little topless modeling and the like. Day 3 is the climax, in more ways than one. They finally convince the girl to fuck them on camera and everyone goes home happy! While we are not naive enough to believe that this really takes place over three days, it is a new twist on an old idea that makes it worth watching. After all, porn is all about the fantasy, right?

If we have any complaint it is that these girls are very bad actresses and it is very apparent that they know what is coming. The “shock” they feign is not too genuine. We think it would be a little more exciting if we could really believe these girls are good girls gone bad at the mention of money. But it is still arousing, nonetheless. The other downside is that Day 1 always consists of a lot of talking and not much else.

We do have some favorites that you should look out for. Morgan is fucking hot, no doubt about it. She claims to be from a small town in Oklahoma, although her lack of an accent gives her away. She “thinks” that she is coming to audition for a commercial but when they give her the news she takes it in stride…and eventually gets the dick. We also liked Brandi, who was a raunchy, but sexy, slut who knew exactly what she was doing.

Pornstartryouts is somewhere between a reality/amateur porn site and a regular, scripted porn movie. The girls are very sexy and young, and the sex is good, albeit not spontaneous. If a porn site has to be scripted, we much rather it be this way than your standard porno movie.

We like the original content and we loved the talent. We also enjoyed the unique setup. The acting was bad, but we realize that is not the point. … 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.pornstartryouts.com

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Phat Booty Hunter Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

They found one!

It's comin' right for us! Shoot it!

The site: phatbootyhunter.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Pretty good site for big assed ebony lovers. That means you. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.phatbootyhunter.com

Once a year, sometime around the autumnal equinox, I like to seek out the biggest, phattest, brownest, roundest ass that I can possibly find, then get on top of it and stick my unexcitingly average-sized white cock as deep inside that chocolate love hole as I can possibly fit it. Then repeat until I ‘gasm. I call it “dropping the tic tac into the pumpkin”.

If I had access to the phat bootys that these motherscratchers have here at Phat Booty Hunter, I may do that shit a lot more often. Like every day. You see, these horny fuckers have more videos of big black asses than I have of your Mom chugging stranger cock. And considering I have paid for my cars, homes and all the other shit I own from the videos your Mom has made -suffice it to say these dudes have a lot of content.

There’s a little too much of the stereotype shit here like many other ebony sites – but at least it’s not a bunch of thugs trying to lure a white girl to a den of inequity, or trying to steal a car, or any of the countless other things I have seen on the web.

Want to see a fucking piece of artwork? Check out Nautica, a light skinned chick that gets punished by a dick longer than a Tolstoy novel. Her nipples looks like delicious, crispy slices of high-end pepperoni against the backdrop of slightly chocolaty milk. Her puffy pussy is slightly bearded, resembling the mouth of a tanned Fred Durst. Despite my ridiculous comparisons, it’s safe to say that she’s hotter than anything your dick has ever come near. Great scene from Nautica here.

$5 will get you a trial membership. You also get about 50 free sites when you join this fucker full time. I want to take that deal, wrap a $5 bill around my cock and shove it up the ass of the ALL of the politicians who fucked up the economy for us. Take THAT weak dollar! Then I want to cum on the small of their backs…just, because, you know…that shit’s hot.

Pretty good site for big assed ebony lovers. That means you.

Visit the site: www.phatbootyhunter.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Porn Jackass Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

naked on a skateboard is stunt like

Wee Man should be on the scene before long, fucking her with fireworks.

The site: pornjackass.com

The price: $29.95 month

The verdict: Not our favorite site. It has good sex, but the whole theme is not a good one. Great network, though.  6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.pornjackass.com

Well, we are not really sure what to say about this site. Remember the movie Jackass? Those idiots that did all of the stunts ands shit…the crazy mother fuckers? Well, these guys tried to work that into an adult website. The fucking is good and the chicks are sexy…but it just doesn’t feel right for some reason. They try hard to make it funny, but most of it just falls flat.

How in the world did they try to mesh these together, you ask? Yeah, we know…we had the same thoughts at first. Well, they do things like have naked chicks go skateboarding down the street, or get on a dolly with wheels and “bowl” naked chicks into a stacked tower of cardboard boxes. That is the kind of stuff you will find here. Some may find it hilarious. We honestly didn’t.

The good part is that every now and then a stunt will be simply fucking with the night vision camera on. We are not sure how this is a stunt, but we are glad that they consider it one. We loved the way that Paris made that famous…we think it is very sexy.

They also throw in some fucking with every video, so even if the stunt is stupid, you still are treated to some good dicking. The girls are all cute and the sex is always good, so that is something, right?

Luckily, you can consider this site a little bonus with some good sex and a few funny things, and still be able to get the great shit you want as well. Why? Because it is part of the Meat Members network, which isa collection of stellar sites (all of the other ones are really good…not stupid pranks like this one) that are all joined for overprice of $29.95 at Meat Members. They have a ton of videos in their archives, and every single one of them is an original one. They also make new ones all the time and add them to the site, so you will never go dry.

Not our favorite site. It has good sex, but the whole theme is not a good one. Great network, though.

Visit the site: www.pornjackass.com

… 6 out of 10

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Club Red Light Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Not all people raised by feral dogs are ugly.

The site: clubredlight.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.clubredlight.com

1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images

1,279 different ladies

1 really fucking sore cock.

Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.

The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.

Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.

In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.

Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.

Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.

It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com

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College Wild Parties Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

College Wild Parties Sample Photo

Flippity Floppity!

The site: collegewildparties.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: They got the goods, guys. We cannot imagine how anyone who likes reality shit and amateur type shit would not love this site. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.collegewildparties.com

You want a good “reality” site that has great fucking, public sex, voyeurism, college aged chicks and lots and lots of drinking? That was a rhetorical questions, jagoff — of course you do. We have it for you — College Wild Parties. We LOVE this site.

First things first, we’ll get the sole negative out of the way – these are probably not *real* college parties. I know, fibbing on a porn site is unheard of. We’ve been to college and the “fraternities” and “sororities” But there’s no denying they’re real girls, real parties and real, real good fucking. They claim they’re “real college girls” and who knows – maybe they are…but we never saw any parties like this in all our years in college – but maybe now is the time to realize that we were not in the cool crowd. Okay – on to the positives…

The idea is to throw a party, get the split tails to drinkin’, and then fuck them – right there in the living room, on to patio, in the kitchen, on the beer pong table – wherever they are and no matter how many other people are standing around, whooting and cat calling. God damn these girls are troopers. We love each and every one of them and all that they stand for. Not only that – most of them are damn hot too!

Despite the fact it is probably set up, this site has more of a “real feel” to it than most any other reality site we’ve dealt with. We think it has to do with the lighting, as well as the bystanders clamoring during the fuck scenes, just like any one of us would be doing if we were there. Lots of bystander commentary as well, laughing and hollering. We love it.

An example of the spectacularness of this site is the video entitled “Hide The Salami”. This is a pretty big party – dozens of people are there. One scene involves a black dude and a little blonde chick – who has no qualms about getting fucked on a chair in front of no less than 45 people. Many of the people seem to be very used to such activity, as they continue having casual conversation. Even when ol’ boy slams his boner into her ass, they continue to chat about who knows what – the stock market, the weather, Rosie O’Donnell, Rwanda – as if there was not a big old bout of anal sex going on right in front of them. We paid close attention, however…and we loved it.

How much cabbage will this one set you back? Well, first let it be known that it is not just ONE site, but over 30 sites that you get with your paid subscription. They come in different sizes, just like McDonald’s value meals – 3 Days for $4.95, 7 days for $9.95, or a full month for $39.95. We like the small, but medium and supersize are grand too.

They got the goods, guys. We cannot imagine how anyone who likes reality shit and amateur type shit would not love this site.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.collegewildparties.com

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Couples Seducing Teens Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

More like "Couples Molesting Teens"

The site: couplesseducingteens.com

The price:$9.95 trial, $39.95 a month

The verdict: Me likey. Silly plots and bad acting, but the thing that matters most– the fucking — is good shit. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.couplesseducingteens.com

Why can’t I talk my wife into seducing teens? It seems so easy for these fellers on the World Wide Web — no matter how many times I ask her, she always says no. Fucking bullshit if you ask me.Here’s a tired idea with a new twist. Couples Seduce Teens. Think these so-called “reality” sites with a supposed employer interviews a girl for a job and ends up with his abnormally large cock 11 inches inside this applicant’s asshole, then substitute the guy with a couple. Each video is basically the same premise — a couple of swingers are supposedly looking for a “personal assistant” and their interview leads to a steamy tryst. 99.9% of the time the girl contends that she has never been involved in a threesome, only to be elbows deep in snatch and balls within moments of that statement. Classy.

Tired plot aside, the fucking is nice and the girls are hot. They are not all Barbie dolls, which is nice. If you took a look at them, you’d almost consider them true amateurs, until you see the scripted acting that takes place. These are newbies just breaking into the biz — which we like a lot of the time because they are trying harder than the established ladies. The videos are also well done — sort of attempting the amateur style, but crisp and clear when the gloves (and underwear) come off.

One of our favorite gutter sluts on this site is Leah Wilde…her real name we’re sure. A hard worker, this one — a nice set of small tits may make her feel like she has to work a little harder…whatever. Works for us. Very cute and 19 years old. We also like the “wife” –she pays a lot of attention to Leah and gives her a good tongue lashing. Fucking and sucking galore — nice cummy shot at the end.

Lots of full length movies to choose from, and a new one added weekly. Price? $9.95 for a weeklong trial period and $39.95 per month thereafter. This also includes over THIRTY additional sites, ranging in genre from Asians to Lesbos to Ass pluggers and beyond. A pretty darn good deal for the gigantic variety that you get.

Me likey. Silly plots and bad acting, but the thing that matters most– the fucking — is good shit.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.couplesseducingteens.com

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Cream Pie Reality Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Creampie Reality Sample Photo

Keepin' it real.

The site: creampiereality.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: I have reviewed a lot of sites from this network and I am just all over the fucking place. Some are kind of shitty, some rock. This one was in the upper tier – I liked it quite a bit. The girls are memorable, in a sort of a “local bar fly” kind of way – and I dig that. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.creampiereality.com

I am having Thanksgiving at my house later this year, and I have decided that the menu will be all porn-related items. Fuck my parents and their “religion.” I am serving braised turkey vaginas, bearded yams, dingle berries, anal stuffing and creampies for dessert. And there’s a mandatory 4 drink minimum.The very first thing that caught my eye on this site- besides cum-filled orifices of course – was the chicks. Not that they were so stunning you couldn’t help but notice – but instead they looked just like sluts from my high school and college. To me they didn’t have the obvious porn star look, but instead the look of lots of sluts that YOU know. That, my friends, is a DAMN good thing.

There’s a chick on here named Silvia Black that looks EXACTLY like this gutter ball that used to hang out at the same watering hole as I did, and I used to fuck that skag 5 ways from sideways. Shit – it may be her (although her butthole looked a bit different than Silvia’s – it was a little more of an outie). Either way – it’s fun to watch Silvia here get her pooter hammered and think about the time I chili-dogged Jeanna (that was her name) up against the dumpster behind the bar. I fucked her ass so hard, she leaked butt water for a few days.

This is not just a pussy cream pie site either – in fact I think I saw more anal cream pies than vaginal. And if you join right now, they are offering a free month – buy 2 get one free. Or you can go with the trial membership that is only $1.95. If you do a monthly, know this – you will get access to more than 30 porn sties, which means hours and hours of videos and billions of pictures.

I have reviewed a lot of sites from this network and I am just all over the fucking place. Some are kind of shitty, some rock. This one was in the upper tier – I liked it quite a bit. The girls are memorable, in a sort of  ”local bar fly”kind of way – and I dig that.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.creampiereality.com

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Cum Challenge Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cum Challenge Sample Photo

She's definitely up for the challenge.

The site: cumchallenge.com

The price:$29.86/month

The verdict: I like the fun sites like this, but I can’t stomach the cum eating and shit like that. All-in-all, it’s not half bad. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.cumchallenge.com

I once beat off for 1 hour and eleven minutes before I was able to cum. I fucked up and joined a porn site featuring retarded, hirsute chicks in wheelchairs. I had no idea that I was not turned on by that sort of thing. I finally got a nut when the chick in the electric wheelchair shit herself and started clapping and crying at the same time.This is another of those fun-type sites that combines fucking and sucking with games and chicanery. If you want a serious fucks site, steer clear (and lighten up, pussy). Basically there are several different “challenges” presented to the gals and guys – things like suck off 4 loads of cum, glaze her eyes shut, etc.

In addition to it being light-hearted and fun, it also has a lot of good BJ scenes. The chicks are the sexy, girl-next-door starlet types who are trying to break into the biz full-time, or just such horrible sluts that they can’t get enough cock. Either way, I like this type of chick much more than the bombshell type.

The downside for me was the cum drinking and eating. I’m all for a swallower, but just swallow and get it over with. This one has chicks spitting in each others mouths, making cum soup and drinking it, eating cum through funnels, etc. I know there is a fan base for that, but I’d rather watch a hobo take a shit on a pizza box than stuff like that.

It is part of a fairly solid network, though. $30 will get you all of the sites, and there are about a dozen of them. All of them have the same type of starlets, with differing themes – mostly extreme shit, but some other silly stuff and some CFNM stuff as well. Nothing Earth shattering, but I don’t have anything really awful to say about them either. On the whole, they are better than average.

I like the fun sites like this, but I can’t stomach the cum eating and shit like that. All-in-all, it’s not half bad.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumchallenge.com

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Cum Fiesta Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cum Fiesta Sample Photo

There's a party in her cunt and we're all invited!

The site: cumfiesta.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Sweet-faced amateurs getting fucked by pros. Long live pro-am porn! We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)


To join, click here: www.cumfiesta.com

Real amateurs getting fucked by big-dicked pros. That is it. No lame plots or dead time (i.e. time when fucking is not occurring), this site gets right to what you want and gives you your money’s worth.

The guys at Cumfiesta manage to “coax” some very attractive young females over to their house for a “fiesta.” Although the girls pretend to think they are showing up for a party, they are soon getting drilled by a guy that is usually hung like a jury. Most, if not all, of the girls are attractive and all are “real.” No corny music and very little rehearsed dialogue makes for a video of just plain, good old fashioned fuckin’.

There is the obligatory intro and interview, followed by the strip tease and touching, but all of that adds to the build-up as the girls gret ready to be plowed. The catch phrase comes into play at the end of each session, when the pro that is banging the “unsuspecting amateur” asks her if she is “ready for a fiesta,” and then pulls out and gives her a facial, which makes for a great ending to every movie.

Oh, and we almost forgot, there are no undesireables here. All of the fiesta girls are grade A beef. As a bonus, when you join this site you also get access to several other great “reality fuck” sites including, but not limited to, Mike’s Apartment, Big Naturals, The MILF Hunter, Captain Stabbin’ and more. Cumfiesta alone would be worth the price, but when you add these in it is hard to beat (no pun intended)! Sweet-faced amateurs getting fucked by pros. Long live pro-am porn!

We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumfiesta.com

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