Who the fuck are you?
The site: shegotswitched.com
The price: $1.00 trial, $34.95 month (recurring)
The verdict: This is a fun site and a sexy site at the same time. We aren’t necessarily buying the bit, but we are buying a membership! 8 out of 10.
This is a novel idea and a funny way to go about it, but we ain’t buying the acting. She Got Switched is a site where a guy will blindfold his “girlfriend” and tell her he wants to do her blindfolded, then when they start going he brings in his “friend” and lets him fuck her, while he stands there and does the talking. At the end, the big reveal comes and she obviously gets mad and storms out.
The reason we don’t buy it is the simple semantics of the whole scene. The girl would know if another guy was standing above her one the bed and jerking off over her while she was getting fucked, blindfold or no blindfold. She would also probably know that a black guy had replaced her white boyfriend, and vice versa. Finally, we think she would be able to tell while she is on her knees sucking a cock that another guy is mere centimeters away from the other side of her face, jerking his cock at her head. She just would.
That being said, it serves it purpose. It is a very nicely done site with cute chicks and good fucking. Like most any other porno site, there is some bad acting. So what, right? The odd thing is that after it is all said and done, some of the girls really do look genuinely surprised and upset. THAT is the good acting part, in our opinion.
KC is one of our favorite girls on this site. She is a roughneck type girl, with tattoos and a biker swagger. Anthony (her supposed boyfriend)and Bobby, his buddy, pull the old switcheroo and when KC finds out she goes postal! She is a GREAT fuck, though so the scene is a doosey!
For $1.00 you can check out this entire site for 3 days. For $34.95,you get a month. And you also get a baker’s dozen of additional sites, all of them with a quirky hook like this one (two words — Anal Suffering). This site itself has a lot of ALL-ORIGINAL content and the girls are sexy and the guys are fun. Very good deal in our eyes.
This is a fun site and a sexy site at the same time. We aren’t necessarily buying the bit, but we are buying a membership!
Visit the site: www.shegotswitched.com
Shoplifting pays for creepy security guards
The site: cagedtushy.com
The price:$29.95/Month
The verdict: Why is it hotter when chicks fuck behind bars? I don’t know – but it definitely is. 7 out of 10.
I generally walk the straight and narrow, mainly due to the fact that I’m terrified of having to go to jail. Of course the anal violations are always a concern, but the main reason is that I get “stage fright†trying to take a shit in front of other people. Sorry…it’s just a “thing†that I have.That being said, I’d gladly serve a life sentence in the jail on this site. You would too if you saw the heat that they have caged up in there. Basically, the site is a series of ridiculous skits where super hot chicks commit a variety of petty crimes and are arrested by a somewhat butchy lady-cop. They are taken to the station, photographed, booked and fingerbanged. Then they are usually eaten out or dildoed. You know – standard booking procedures.
There are constant updates, lots of videos and the chicks are always 7s or hotter. Even better – most of the chicks that you see on here you have never seen before. And they don’t use the exact same 3 chicks over and over as some sites do. They keep it fresh with newbies all the time.
The price of admission is a fair market value of $30 per month. That’s what most sites are going for these days. This one doesn’t give you extra sites for that price like a lot of them do these days, but on the other hand they seem to have a lot more content on this one site than some networks have on all of their sites.
Why is it hotter when chicks fuck behind bars? I don’t know – but it definitely is.
Visit the site: www.cagedtushy.com
I went to high school with the blonde
The site: californiapimp.com
The price:$29.80/month (recurring)
The verdict: So damn simple it is genius. No bullshit, just true fucking amateurs doing what they do. In our opinion, there are some amateur sites out there that may be just as good in their own way…but none better to entertain you. 10 out of 10.
Fucking finally! Someone got it right! No tricks, gimmicks, bullshit or the like. How in the world is there not more sites EXACTLY like this one. Here it is…They put an ad in the paper asking for models. They get calls. They bring them in and fuck them. No actresses. No lies. No bullshit. Girls with their true reaction to what is happening as it happens to them. Some have an idea of what they are getting into…some do not. Some fuck and suck, some turn it down. Some are made to show off in front of the camera and thought they’d never ask…others comply in disgust. This is what REALLY happens one these “ad for models” sites…but they never show you the rejects and the girls who walk out. They never show you the boyfriends that bang on the door and come in and start kicking the dudes’ ass. They never show you the hideous girls who answer, get fucked and then rejected, only to god mad with rage. But the California Pimp shows ALL of that. Fucking Kudos, dude! We respect you for that.
Simply put, this is a spectacular amateur fuck site. The girls are real, so not all of them are first rate. But you’d be surprised at the chicks that answer these ads…some fo them are HOT! You’d also be surprised at the amount of girls who think they are just modeling, and when they learn they have to fuck still do it! Amazing.
There are so many great videos to talk about, so we are just going to leave it at what we have told you. All of the above scenarios actually happen and they show them all to us in the members area. We are hooked from minute one of this site. The membership fee is not to bad at $29.80 per month. We would admit it is a tiny bit on the high side of average…but the content in our opinion is WAY above average, so we are not bitching. Oh…and they also have every girl that they have ever talked to …over the past FIVE YEARS! That is enough content to keep you going for a long time.
So damn simple it is genius. No bullshit, just true fucking amateurs doing what they do. In our opinion, there are some amateur sites out there that may be just as good in their own way…but none better to entertain you.
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.californiapimp.com
If she had a true camel toe she could catch it the other way
The site: cameltoefever.com
The price:$1.00 3 day trial
The verdict: I like me some camel toes. Even more, I like seeing a good camel toe get pulled over to the side and hammered. Lots of that here. 7.5 out of 10.
Does anyone else find it ironic that the term of a vagina trying to eat a pair of pants is a “camel toe”, yet in places that you can actually find camels, like the Middle East, there has never, ever been a camel toe sighting? They keep their bitches more covered than a Britney Spears shopping spree. Who the fuck gets to name things in this world?Personally, I wish the term “Moose Knuckle” would catch on — at least Canadian bitches show a little lip every now and again. I guess until it changes, I will be hanging out on sites like Camel Toe Fever (instead of Moose Knuckle Malady). Fair enough — in the end, as long as they have talent like Camel Toe Fever does, and I can get their shit as cheap as I can this one, then I’ll be just fine.
First, the talent. This site is part of a network that constantly gets high marks from us. They go out and nab the finest newbie talent in the land (or at least in Cali or Florida — or wherever the fuck they are). I’ve said this before, but sites like this ALWAYS leave me scratching my head at how they can land such hot chicks to do the things they get them to do (and for millions of people to see, no less). Just goes to show that even the hottest chicks — the ones you may think are “out of your league” — will do some seriously nasty shit if you get them in the right mood (or offer them enough money).
And do be mistaken — this site is not about just showing a handful of chicks in short shorts with their beavers poking through. That’s how these videos start, but in the end, they all get a good old fashioned dick-down. And the best part is that most of the time the shorts/panties stay on, pulled to the side. That is one of the hottest veteran moves in the world of fucking, if you ask me. Especially with a pair of white, cotton panties. Fuck…I just fucking came my pants.
Now the price — Camel Toe Fever can be had for next to nothing. $1.00 will get you a 3 day trial. That’s 72 hours of knuckles for just over a penny an hour. And if you want to hang on to your membership there are even better deals ahead. Like $29.96 for a monthly (less than $1.00 per day), and access to the entire network for that price. That’s over 15 sites for less than a Starbuck’s coffee. Fuck Seattle!
I like me some camel toes. Even more, I like seeing a good camel toe get pulled over to the side and hammered. Lots of that here.
Visit the site: www.cameltoefever.com
camel toe and a dark brown hole
The site: cameltoehos.com
The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial
The verdict: Really, really nice site. The best quality of video AND chicks. Very impressive. 9.5 out of 10.
Rating: 
(9.5/10)
To join, click here:www.cameltoehos.com
Ahhh…the camel toe. The Mound of Venus. The Homer Simpson. The Frontal Wedgie. The Dromedary Hoof. The Moose Knuckle. Whatever you call it, I bet $100 you fucking love it. And what’s not to love? You can see the entire outline of a vagina — creases, crevices, wrinkles and all — *through* a woman’s clothing. Right there in public, you can study her goods. And it generally leaves something to the imagination, which makes you jerk-fantasy that much better when you get home.At Camel Toe Hos, you’re *already* at home, so you can jerk off while you are actually staring at the camel toe. The fucking internet does it again! What an invention!
Now, there are plusses and negatives to having a porn site that features camel toes. Let’s do the bad first — it takes most of the mystery out of it. For some of you that is probably great. For me — it’s okay, but I like to have that little bit of unknown. It makes me cum harder. But hey that’s just me. Now the good — you not only see her pussy through her pants, after that you get to see it *without* her pants — and then see it with a cock in it, and then see it empty and ravaged as she wipes cum off her face. Nice upside, huh?
There are lots of upsides to this site. Really — it’s one of the best I’ve seen in a while. I’ve had to throw out a lot of 6′s, 7′s and 8′s lately in my reviews. Most of the sites I’ve come across have been fine — but not great. This one is great. Excellent, crisp, clear video and incredible girl talent. A shitload of content and over 100 additional sites for free when you join. No complaints whatsoever (except the aforementioned lack of mystery).
I’m absolutely smitten over one of the chicks I found on this site. Kara – -a 19 year old boner tingler. She’s a redhead. Oh yes…she’s a fucking redhead. She has freckles and weighs 100 pounds. Are you fucking kidding me? Woof. She also *enjoys* getting paid to fuck. Kara, listen up sweetie…I have a LOT of expendable income. I will pay you to fuck me anytime, anywhere. I may not be hung quite as impressively as that warrior who slaughtered your pussy on this site, but I’m good enough — and I pay more. And I love you. That has to count for something, right?
Kara and all of her panty pals can be had for $2.99 as part of a 3 day trial deal through PLD. Just click one of the links on this page that takes you there and plop down your whopping $3 and you will get 72 hours of bliss. Me — I’d spend the entire 72 hours watching Kara over and over — but you can do what you want with it.
Really, really nice site. The best quality of video AND chicks. Very impressive.
Visit the site: www.cameltoehos.com
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The site: captainstabbin.com
The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month
The verdict: Raunchier and a little more lowbrow than your average porn site, and the girls are a little less attractive. But the fact that they toss each girl overboard at the end deserves at least an 8.5 out of 10.
Anchors aweigh! Captain Stabbin takes his show to the water where he tools around the harbor in his boat, plowing lucky ladies in the ass. Interesting concept? Sure is, but the Cap’n makes it work by getting as raunchy and hardcore as possible without the Coast Guard getting involved.
Unfortuantely, it appears that the super hot ladies are all land lubbers. We found most of the girls to be cute at best, and some to be, well…not so cute. The captain himself looks as if he may have been an actual pirate before landing an internet porn gig, complete with missing teeth and all.
His crew, First Mate Pounder and Second Mate Hunter, are younger guys who usually get involved in the sex in one way or another. And what the Captain lacks in quality pussy he makes up for in grade A ass fucking! The videos are also on average a good five minutes longer than most other sites, with some going over an hour long. The plot is basically the same as many other sites. The Cap’n finds a girl on the beach or eating lunch or in some other contrived situation. He then convinces her that she is due for a boat ride and off they go. Eventually she agrees to disrobe, one thing leads to another and…BANG! She has a dick in her ass. Without a doubt the best part is the big finish, as the Captain and his crew discard each girl overboard before she can even clean the cum off of her face! At least they are usually kind enough to throw her a life saver to float on while she waits for help.
Don’t get us wrong about the Captain’s ladies. They are certainly cute enough to pound. We especially liked Alina, a cute young blonde who can suck a mean cock. That being said, the best reason to come aboard with the captain is for the raw anal sex and female degradation. Raunchier and a little more lowbrow than your average porn site, and the girls are a little less attractive. But the fact that they toss each girl overboard at the end deserves at least an …
8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.captainstabbin.com
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The site: carolcox.com
The price:$19.95 a month
The verdict: I was impressed with Carol. I had heard word before, but had never checked her out. I regret every second that I didn’t. 8.5 out of 10.
I am thinking I should come up with my own porn name in case I decide to come out from behind the scenes and flog a few trannies or some shit. I have it narrowed down to three prospects, but will take submissions. Tell me what you think – Poondog Hundredaire, Taint Henderson or Tripod McBallsackersons.Well, Well, Well – we have us a pioneer on our hands. Carol Cox. Ya heard of her? Hard to believe you haven’t – she’s been online since the dawn of Internet skin sites. 15 years and still running strong. Stats: She’s a spinner at 4’11†and 95 pounds. She keeps in shape and looks absolutely stellar.
Carol is married, but that doesn’t stop her from nailing tons of men and women left and right – and filming it for this very site. Get this – she has THOUSANDS of movies available on her site. Fucking thousands. More than that in pictures as well. Just think of how many times you could get banged in 15 years if you were a hot, loose lady that fucked whomever she wanted! That’s a lot of film, my friends.
One thing that is fucking fabulous about Carol is that she is the first to say that she does NOT do solo shit like most one-gal sites, and in fact, most of her fucking on film is done with her and a FAN! Yes – you might have the chance to fill up Carol if you join this site.
The price is definitely doable – even if the economy took a shit on your face. As low as $8 per month if you join for a year – only $20 per if you choose by the month. You also get SEVENTY (70) additional sites for free. That is a lot of poon, fellers.
One of my favorite things about this site and this network – besides the obvious in the low ass price – is that they really do give a shit about the members. This is a large network, but you don’t get that corporate, bullshit feel when you visit any of their sites. Each of the sites feels like a Mom and Pop type of site. Very, very nice network in terms of that.
I was impressed with Carol. I had heard word before, but had never checked her out. I regret every second that I didn’t.
… 8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.carolcox.com
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The site: cashstrappedteens.com
The price:$4.87 Trial, $39.87 Month
The verdict: Pretty nice little site I think. Lay down the $5 for a 3 day trial and give her a spin. 7 out of 10.
I don’t have a daughter, but if I ever do, I will make damn sure to keep her pockets stuffed plum full of cash at all moments. Sure, the experts may tell you that is horrible parenting, but at least she’ll never end up taking a 12 incher in her fudge tunnel all over the internet, so cretins like you can crank your wiggler to her.Unfortunately for the shitty father’s of these teens on this site, they’ll have to be the ridicule of middle management for the rest of their lives. But hey – at least they can say their daughter is hot – ’cause pretty much all of the chicks here are hot. Oh, and they can brag about their little sweetheart’s ability to cram a thermos-sized meat rifle in her blown-out gash without even so much as wincing. So there’s that…
The nice thing is that, when I say they’re hot, I mean that they’re girl-next-door hot – not super star hot. I like my chicks to be normal but hot, not some barbie doll that I can’t effectively fantasize about. These girls fit that bill. Sure, some of you will think that some of these girls are less than quality for porn – but you’re too picky if you do.
The best of them was Tory. You see, Tory may be cash strapped, but somehow she persevered and scraped and clawed her way to a nice, fake set of tits. It’s a true Whoratio Alger story (those of you that get that pun, congratulations…and thank you for being well-read so all of these classic gems don’t get wasted on deaf ears). Tory has dark hair – pretty much black hair actually. It seems that she’s gotten pretty good at this porn thing, so I think she’s crossed over from being a cash strapped teen, to a budding starlet
. Pretty nice little site I think. Lay down the $5 for a 3 day trial and give her a spin.
… 7 out of 10
Visit the site: www.cashstrappedteens.com
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The site: castingcouchteens.com
The price:$4.95 trial, $29.98/month
The verdict: CastingCouchTeens.com has found plenty of teens ready for a dicking. It’s a good site that knows what the teen fan is looking for. Now if I could only find a way to not dance like a complete queer when Stop The World and Melt With You is played at the bar on ‘80s night, my day will be complete. 8 out of 10.
This site is a guilty pleasure. I wouldn’t go around boasting that Bonnie Tyler’s Turn Around makes me cry and I certainly wouldn’t tell my buddies that CastingCouchTeens.com is one of my top 20 fav porn sites. That kind of personal revelation is reserved for PornyLittleDevil.com The concept of the site is played. “We’re gonna have a fake audition and pay these teen bimbos to fuck on film†is damn near the most clichéd thing to come out of the porn world since the first pizza guy showed up with a “special deliveryâ€.
I feel like mongoloid at a pizza party for getting off on this. Embarrassed, but happy as shit none-the-less.
The girls doing the fucking here are everything you would have wanted at 19. Nikki is dumb as dirt and hotter than Tabasco. She has those “grab me like a handle†pigtails that only work on a real teen. In the middle of riding a mule like a cowgirl, she’s asked if she likes it. “I love it, hehe†she replies in her high-pitched, fuck me hard voice “I love it more that I’m getting paidâ€. GOOD GOD! Guys in her peer group are the luckiest people ever to walk the Earth.
Ellie is another teen who should get the handle bar treatment with those pigtails. She’s not the hottest thing on the site (that distinction goes to Nikki) but has something else going for her. She has shown up to the casting couch office looking for a job as a cleaning lady. She still gets rammed from behind but this little diversion from the crappy plot of the site is welcomed.
… 8 out of 10
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The site: scandaloushousewives.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: I liked this site a lot more than I thought I would. I went into it with a predetermined idea of what it would be, and it changed my mind. Thanks, sluts! 8 out of 10.
You know that shitbag show about desperate housewives that your girlfriend watches on network TV? Well, fuck that show. This is the porn equivalent of it – and I must say that when clothes come off and dicks go in, any show can me made watchable.
Ironically, there is not one housewife in the entire bunch. How do I know that? Well, gorgeous chicks that take bread loaf sized cocks in their asses do not then go home and make PB&J for the kiddos to take to school. It just doesn’t happen. I don’t give a shit, to be honest – I’m just sayin’.
The ladies on this site are really, really hot (and make no mistake — they are ladies, and not those unschooled, under-20 chicks). There were a couple that were not Playboy quality, but many were. And if I am not watching Ma Bell get hammered by her hubby on a home video, super hot chicks getting poopered are my next favorite thing to watch.
My favorite chick here was the very first one I saw – Carrie. Carrie is rail then, with big, bouncy fake tits. The kind that are so hard and round she probably has monkeys scratching at them all the time, mistaking them for coconuts. I normally frown on these types of tits, but it works for her. She gorgeous, and she’s also a brunette – -and right now I am going trough a brunette phase. An extremely hot chick here – -check her out.
One thing that was noticeable with this site that I did not notice on a lot of other sites in this network was the lighting and the sets. Instead of everything being perfect, and the sets being elaborate mansions and sheepskin rugs and shit like that, these were more real. Not as fancy, if you will. And I think it made a world of difference. Much more down to earth and likable. Good addition (or subtraction, depending on how look at it).
I liked this site a lot more than I thought I would. I went into it with a predetermined idea of what it would be, and it changed my mind. Thanks, sluts!
Visit the site: www.scandaloushousewives.com
