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Cum Shot Circus Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

nice setup

Where are the clowns and elephants?

The site: cumshotcircus.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Good blowjob site. We loved the acrobatics involved (you’ll have to see it to believe it). 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)


 To join, click here:www.cumshotcircus.com

“There is a sucker born every minute.”
- P.T. Barnum We cannot be positive, but we don’t believe that this is the type of sucker that P.T. Barnum, the circus legend, was talking about when he coined that phrase. We like this kind of sucking a whole hell of a lot better, though!

There are no unicycles, trapeeze artists or clowns at this circus, but there are some pretty amazing feats! This is more of a cock ring cricus than a three ring circus. The Throat Gaggers series, which is available here for download, features death defying dick tricks, all of which are done without a net!

In addition to Throat Gaggers, there are numerous other titles that can be downloaded at the click of the mouse. They also offer over 50 other site memberships with your paid membership for just this one. $24.95 per month gets you not only what is mentioned above, but also thousands of still photos, adult games, erotic stories and adult personal ads. This site alone offers over 30 different movies for download!

The featured act at this circus has to be Anna Belle and her performance in Throat Gaggers #4. This hot bonde takes on not one, but two, terrifyingly huge dicks. She is gagged like a bulemic in full purge! Sexy even without a dick in her mouth, these gents make her all the sexier as she chokes on their cranks! If she doesn’t do it for you, fear not. There are dozens of other performers in this circus.

We cannot complain about the content, but it is very much the same content that appears on teenblowjobs.com. We were a bit disappointed that there was no original content, or even different content than other pimproll sites. But in the end, we do admit that the content offered is very entertaining and, with all of the extras, it is well worth the membership fee.

Good blowjob site. We loved the acrobatics involved (you’ll have to see it to believe it). …

7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumshotcircus.com

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Dangerous Dongs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dangerous Dongs Sample Photo

Look out -- his dong's got a switch blade.

The site: dangerousdongs.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Several dozen above-average looking girls getting their eyes rolled back in their heads by frighteningly huge kidney scrapers. We give it an 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.dangerousdongs.com

We don’t know if this site has the absolute biggest dicks on the net, but they have to be right up there! Dangerousdongs delivers massive, pussy-splitting dicks and petite little sluts trying with all their might to take them to the base without crying!

The good news…you can’t fake fourteen inches, so you won’t find any smoke and mirrors here. While the encounters may be pre-arranged, the fucking is top notch pain fucking. Surprisingly (or maybe not so surprisingly), many of these ladies have a seemingly easy time taking these hogs to the hilt. Some of them are even brave enough to take on 2 beasts at a time (Warning: Do NOT try this at home!). And the girls…definitely above-average. We loved the gorgeous Desiree, a sexy brown honey who takes in every inch of dick thrown her way.

Each girl also has a mini-bio, which states the largest dick that she ever had previous to the video being made. We have a very hard time believing them, as most of them claimed their largest was 3, 4 or 5 inches…but then didn’t bat an eye when they had 14 inches buried deeo inside of them. Obviously many of them had been on a hog before. Near as we can tell, though, you can never really *get used* to a dick that big. Each time is like another little nightmare all over again.

Dangerousdongs is your typical massive cock site where girls are split wide open by the biggest dick they can find. It is very entertaining if you into a whole lot of pleasure mixed in with a little pain. The sex is good and the girls are hot. The guys go out of their way to bring the pain, pounding as hard as they can and sometimes even smacking her upside the head with their schlongs. If this is your thing, it is worth the time and money.

Several dozen above-average looking girls getting their eyes rolled back in their heads by frighteningly huge kidney scrapers. We give it an …

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dangerousdongs.com

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Dirty Amateur Sluts Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dirty Amateur Sluts Sample Photo

If by "dirty" you mean "blurry"...

The site: dirtyamateursluts.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: So thank you, oh makers of Dirty Amateur Sluts. Thanks a million! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.dirtyamateursluts.com

You know — the name of this site really isn’t nice. I mean, these ladies are simply trying to make a living to support their habits and but Chocodiles and cigarette lighters for their toddlers, and these guys are calling them “dirty sluts.” It’s simply mean. I mean, how would they like it if someone came to their job and call ‘em them “fat cocksucking dickfaced assheads?” They would not like it one bit, I’m sure. If you don’t have anything nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all.

Nah — I’m TOTALLY fucking with you people. Fuck these tramps. They are what they are — cum dumpsters that exist solely for the entertainment of pervs like you and I. Thank you, sirs, for bringing these tarts to my living room in such clear, crisp video.

Thank you for the incredibly hot stable of starlets (not *true* amateurs, but very hot nonetheless), lots and lots of starlets. And for the thousands of videos that feature these starlets getting fucked in ways many of my readers have only dreamt about. Oh — and thanks for the shitload of pictures as well.

Thank you for Sammi in particular — a super sexy blonde with a super model face, nice, round, floppy tits, and an ass that could launch a thousand dicks. Her perfectly shaven twat and sexy sounds have haunted my fantasies ever since I saw them.

And finally, thank you — THANK YOU — for the $2.99 membership. That gets me 72 hours of bliss for less than a bag of beef jerky at a truck stop. That allows me to check out your site for peanuts and decide if I want to join full-time (and I do).

So thank you, oh makers of Dirty Amateur Sluts. Thanks a million!

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dirtyamateursluts.com

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Discount Reality Sites Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

discount?

"I'll give you 20% off, today only sir."

The site: discountrealitysites.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: They use the term “reality” loosely, but the reality is that these sites are great, the girls are hot and my cock loves them. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.discountrealitysites.com

Okay — If you can’t figure this one out by the title, then you need to continue licking window panes and stop wasting my time. So the only question is, how many sites, what are they and how good are they? All good questions, my filthy pupils.You get Twenty-two (that’s the numeral 22 for you glass tonguers). They include: VirginTeens (yeah right), OrgySexParties, HotCampusTeens, =InsaneCockBrothas (insane is putting it lightly), HerFirstLesbianSex, =CouplesSeducingTeens (stellar site), TeensForCash, MILFSeekers, HerFirstBigCock (we doubt it), HerFirstAnalSex (again, not likely), AsianParade, CollegeWildParties (one of our faves), GangBangSquad, BubbleButtsGalore, BackSeatBangers, HugeBoobsGalore, HerFirstDP (gotta start sometime, right?), SquirtHunter, HouseWifeBangers, BangBoat, FirstTimeSwallows (not a chance), WildFuckToys and SheGotPimped. We didn’t count, is that 22? Well, it is what it is.

Nice lineup, huh? While some of these sites are OBVIOUSLY named to capitalize on the gullibility of many of you, they are all good sites — trust me. If you don’t believe me, ask my aching cock. No, really…ask it. It talks. You don’t think that I do all of these reviews alone, do you? My dick writes at least half of them. What better expert than the source itself?

How good are these sites? Pretty damn good for most of them. None are bad, and some are better than others. Obviously, it depends on what gets your reed stiff. You should be able to find SOMETHING (if not many things) amongst this lineup. If not, you may need a little therapy. All have the “real” type girls — very few barbie doll types (hence the name “reality sites”). Our favorite of the bunch? Possibly College Wild Parties. Believe it or not, I have a college degree (and then some). I went to several years of college. I never saw a party like these, but I sure wanted to. Lots of public fucking on this one. Of course they’re set ups, but they’re still pretty damn entertaining. Couples Seducing Teens is another dandy.

22 reality sites will run you just under $5. WTF?!??! True dat — a three day trial for $4.95. Seven days will run you $9.95 and monthly fees are $39.95. All VERY reasonable rates for 22 very good porno sites.

They use the term “reality” loosely, but the reality is that these sites are great, the girls are hot and my cock loves them.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.discountrealitysites.com

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Dirty Wives Exposed Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

halfway exposed but still dirty

We'd better get a little more exposure than that!

The site: dirtywivesexposed.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95 month

The verdict: Pretty solid stuff, right here. The dollar trial is the way to go- and I even joined on for the long haul. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.dirtywivesexposed.com

What are the boundaries when someone lets you fuck his wife? I mean – you’re pretty much inside the bitch, cam you do whatever you please? Surely spanking is okay. A little choking can’t be out of bounds. What about anal? Golden showers? Scat play? I don’t know – I’m asking.Do you like to watch real people fuck? If not – why in the shit are you on a porno review site? That’s what I thought. These are REAL people fucking – not a couple of people who get paid to grind their way through a job, pretending to have chemistry and pretending to be turned on by one another.

One measly dollar will get you a behind the scenes peek. Not just a peek – 2 full days of peeking and fucking the SHIT out of your fist. Not bad for $1. If you like it a lot, you can join for less than $40 per month. Seems a little steep, but this network is stellar, and you can have all of their sites (real good amateur shit) for the price of one. Excellent deal.

The thing that you will definitely notice is the quality of chicks they have here. The quantity is not bad either, but the quality – gawd dayum! There are some hot ass (supposed) wives up in this motherfucker. Seriously – go take a look at the free tour. It’s worth your time. Shit – I was able to get a nut just from the freebies that you can find there.

Pretty solid stuff, right here. The dollar trial is the way to go – and I even joined on for the long haul.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dirtywivesexposed.com

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Dirty Teachers Pet Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

dirty girl

I can see why the teacher might favor her.

The site: dirtyteacherspet.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: It’s hard for me to describe in words the perfection of the chicks on this site. If you want professional, buxom blondes, seek them elsewhere. If you want real, fresh newbies, there isn’t a better deal on the web. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.dirtyteacherspet.com

“Why work your way through college when you can fuck your way through?”That’s what these guys ask – -and it’s a damn good point. I fucked my way through college — no shit. I fucked my Bio professor and my Criminal Justice professor. Got As in both classes too! I wasn’t necessarily proud of it — my Bio professor’s ball hairs kept getting caught in my throat when I sucked his nuts and my C.J. professor had gnarly hemorrhoids on his asshole — but hey…it worked.

This site is a lot sexier than the image of my life you are trying to get out of your head now — sexy-as-shit young ladies getting drilled by their “professors” (note that while these girls may in fact be fucking their way through college, it ain’t by fucking their professors. It’s by fucking dudes on the internet). I give them credit — they snagged some top-of-the-line fresh gals that aren’t even old enough get into a bar. The overriding theme is fresh faces, small tits and an amateur feel. Excellent…just excellent.

I love chicks with smaller tits — especially ones in plaid skirts fucking older guys. I like to see them get fucked the very day they get old enough to pick up that voter registration card. These guys have really done a fine job in securing some bitches that are as fresh as is allowed by law. My favorite was Cindy — a fantastic blonde with the body of a gymnast. A perfect — and I mean PERFECT — ass, small but not tiny tits, a gorgeous face — hell, she even had a arm-band tattoo to boot. She rocked this dudes bone right on his desk. Very hot scene.

This site is also part of a DAMN good network of sites – -all of which are very good at getting very fine talent, making excellent videos and doing it all for cheap. How cheap? One measly dollar for a 72 hour spank-fest. $1.00 trials — and then they only charge less than $25 for a full blown membership — which includes ALL of their sites for that one price. One of the best deals on the net, to be sure.

It’s hard for me to describe in words the perfection of the chicks on this site. If you want professional, buxom blondes, seek them elsewhere. If you want real, fresh newbies, there isn’t a better deal on the web.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dirtyteacherspet.com


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Do I Look Like a Slut Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

based on the pic, you do.

Yes. And a blurry slut at that.

The site: doilooklikeaslut.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: $2.99 trial memberships are available if you join through Porny Little Devil. Just click one of our links on this page. And if you decide after 72 blistering hours of masturbatory bliss that you want to remain a member, not only is it less than $25 per month for one site 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.doilooklikeaslut.com

In a word — yes.Jeez — what a stupid fucking question for these concubines to be asking. I mean — when you have a white dick in your mouth, a black dick in your ass and a brown dick in your shaven vagina — it’s pretty safe to categorize you as a slut. A broke slut at that. But the kind of slut that I LOVE!

This site mainly has petite girls dragging their own names through the mud, and many of them let guys prang their cocks through their mud as well. It is a PimpRoll family site, so that means you are guaranteed excellent quality, tons and tons of content and, most importantly of all, hot, hot chicks. And in this case, tiny little freshies.

Check it out — they have one of my favorite fairly rare finds on this site – -a chick with braces. No — not leg braces you sick, cripple-fucker. Teeth braces. That shit is fucking hotter than 2 rats fucking in a wool sock. And she’s blonde, elevating that level of heat to “inferno.” And when she takes a cummy to the mouth? Fuggedaboutit! Sorry…I just wanted to sound like a Soprano just once in my life. I know…it didn’t work…

Besides metal mouth, what you can expect to find is teeny looking girls that are bubbly and, well, slutty. You can expect lots of multiple partner sex scenes – -mostly 2 or 3 guys on one girl (who again, cannot believe that you think she’s a slut). You can also get used to the facials and cum drinking that goes on here. Very nice stuff.

$2.99 trial memberships are available if you join through Porny Little Devil. Just click one of our links on this page. And if you decide after 72 blistering hours of masturbatory bliss that you want to remain a member, not only is it less than $25 per month for one site — you get about 100 more included in that price (and I didn’t use the number 100 to exaggerate — you really get that many).

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.doilooklikeaslut.com

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Easy Drunk Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

easy peasy japanesey

easy peasy japanesey

The site: easydrunkgirls.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $34.95 month (recurring)

The verdict: A spectacular reality site. We loved it. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.easydrunkgirls.com

After watching this site, if you are a single guy and you head out to a club and you DON’T get laid, you are a TOTAL fucking loser. Sorry guys, that is just the way it is these days. This is a VERY GOOD SITE and these guys not only get themselves laid when they want, they get other guys in the clubs laid, on camera, anytime they go out! Check it out — this is a very entertaining site!

The site is sort of similar to those VIP room sites where the guys pickup a girl at the club and take her to the VIP room and fuck her right then and there, except this one has a slight twist that we really, really liked. They take the girl out to their limo or party bus, whatever they are driving that night. The other twist is that they get other guys in the club laid usually, instead of themselves. They take guys at the club and hook them up with girls from the club — easy drunk girls that is — and film them fucking. It is very, very good amateur, original shit.

The video quality is not spectacular, but it is an amateur video shot in the back of a darkened limo. It is as good as can be expected. And it is certainly good enough to capture what you need to see. That is, strangers fucking strangers. We think that many of them are not even getting a cent out of the deal. They are just hammered and horny. And if REAL is your concern, you have no worries here. There may be a couple of setups, but we believe that a lot of it is very real. And even if it is NOT, then they do one hell of a job concealing it, which is the next best thing.

One of our favorite clubbers was Jasmine, who had a bitchy boyfriend who got owned in the end. He was bitching and moaning about the camera being in his face in the club. They asked him if they could pay him $50 to talk to his girlfriend outside, and he agreed. She was a dunken slut, and they found the luckiest guy in the world who was dancing in the bar and had just gotten out of prison (we know this sounds like a script, but if you watch it you will be convinced it is real). He meets Jasmine in the limo and fucks her! All while her shitty boyfriend is inside fuming. It is VERY good shit!

The membership fee for this site is $4.95 for a trial and $34.95 to join. We think this is a hell of a deal, since we loved the site. You also get a bunch of other good sites included in you membership. so it is really, really worth it after that.

A spectacular reality site. We loved it!

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.easydrunkgirls.com

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Ebony Auditions Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ebony Auditions

I like her chances going into this audition.

The site: ebonyauditions.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: No scripts, no actors, no fakes. With a motto like that you are bound to do well. We were very pleased.  8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)
 To join, click here:www.ebonyauditions.com

Well here it is, a rare look at an honest pitch on a porn site. The folks at ebonyauditions do not tell us that the girls think they are auditioning for a commercial, or that they think they are going to get a job as a secretary. They tell these girls that they are looking for a porn star, and whomever can get the freakiest will get the job. Then…they hold on for dear life! We love their motto — “No scripts, no actors, no fakes here!”

This review was easy for us to write because everything was so straightforward. Offer them money and they will fuck you. If not, they leave. These guys truly keep it real, and prove that you do not need to think of an outlandish and fabricated idea in order to get ladies to screw you on film. Just give them money and a big cock and let the games begin.

Now we also hold a certain higher affection to this site as well because we discovered our favorite ebony girl of all-time here…the gorgeous Almond. Almond told the boys that she wanted to meake her boyfriend jealous…and boy did she find a hell of a way to do it! Do you think that he will be jealous when he finds out the she took on two enormous black cocks…on film…and on the internet. We say mission accomplished, Almond! You are beautiful and clever!

The beef we have with this site is that it offers (and features) many of the same videos that are featured on ebonycandy.com (see our review here). At first glance, we actually thought we were getting hoodwinked in that all of the material looked the same. That is not the case, however, you just have to dig a little. And digging is how we found Almond, so we couldn’t be happier about the search and its results!

We love good porn, but what we love even better is good porn that we do not have to pretened to believe. There is no acting here, just fucking. And at the end of the day, isn’t that what we all want to see?

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ebonyauditions.com

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Escort Trick Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

tricky trick

Bitch better not get tricky with ME!

The site: escorttrick.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: Fake hookers getting real dick. Great scenes, great talent, shitty plot. You decide… 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.escorttrick.com

Okay, well the idea is getting old — we supposedly hire a hooker and fuck then rip her off. Not true. Why? Because this doesn’t happen without bloodshed, either from you killing her or her pimp killing you. Not only that, I have me some hookers in my day — all across the great U. S. of A. never have I had even ONE that sucked my cock without a rubber or let me cum on her face (one let me do that in Mexico, but that’s a whole different ball game). Each and every one of these alleged prostitutes is game for this. But, those obvious gaffe out of the way, we like the site because there is good fucking and at least something of a silly plot.We hate to dis a site that we, in the end, enjoy going to. But we gotta be honest — the “trick a hooker ” bit is dead. If you can really dismiss yourself from reality, you may enjoy the plot as true — but you’re better off just accepting the fact that these bitches are down-on-their-luck single mothers that go the porn route for some quick cash. Doesn’t really matter I suppose — a whore is a whore is a whore…just trying to be accurate here.

So…bad stuff aside, the chicks here are pretty cute, when all is said and done. And the site features lots of facials (that’s how they get them to leave their eyes shut long enough for the John to escape!!) — so it really could be categorized as a facial site. Our favorite would be hooker is Dasani…and she was a tall drink of water (get it? Dasani…water…HA!!). Dasani was a tanned brunette with a woman’s ass and a teen’s face. She had nice, natural tits and took on a boner that could double as a foul pole at Fenway Park. Great scene, not matter if you buy the hooker bit or not!

The best part about the site, hands down, is the fact that you can join it through Porny Little Devil (by clicking one of the Escort Trick links on our site) for ONE DOLLAR! Yep — for the price of a truck stop condom you can join a porno site. Make that SEVERAL porno sites — ’cause you get access to shitloads more great sites when you join this one. The dudes in this network take pride in making clear, defined videos, getting hot bitches and entertaining you to the fullest. Shit…they even have a site in there network where YOU, the member, gets to write the scripts! Fucking take that shit, Mr. Hollywood Script Writer Asshole Guy!

Fake hookers getting real dick. Great scenes, great talent, shitty plot. You decide…

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.escorttrick.com

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