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Euro Sex Parties

by The Devil (admin)

knee licking is sexy

Something larger than average was just inserted into one of her holes.

The site: eurosexparties.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: One of the weakest sites in the Nasty Dollars network, with European girls who sometimes seem bored with the sex they’re having. However, porn’s like pizza — even when it isn’t that great, it’s still pretty good. We give it a 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.eurosexparties.com

Renatto and Chucky head across the big pond to see what they can score in Europe and, as they put it, “Europe doesn’t stand a fucking chance.”

Everyone knows that Europeans are a lot more open sexually than Americans are. Renatto and Chucky go through the same old routine of picking up girls on the street, but this time there is the hope that it may be real given that they are in Europe rather than America. At least that is what we are telling ourselves to try and convince ourselves that this is truly a real pick ‘em up and fuck ‘em site. They are both good looking guys, so it is not a stretch to think that they could pull some trim right off the streets. Convincing the girls to be filmed, that is a whole different story. But again, we want it to be true so we try to make that leap of faith.

Unfortunately, it is too huge a leap. While the thought of them picking up European chicks may be believable, when they get to the room that goes out the window. The overwhelming majority of these girls are obviously pros. The blank stares on their faces tell us that they are not the least bit turned on, despite their attempts to convince us with moans and groans. They all seem to know the perfect poses and angles. They never let their hair get in the way of the camera when they are giving head.

But, as we always say, the only thing better than fucking is watching other people fuck. And all of the chicks are hot, which is not the case on many other sites. Many people prefer the professionalism of a seasoned veteran, especially when she is getting fucked in the pussy and the mouth at the same time. The other plus is that there are no one-on-one scenes here. They have threesomes, foursomes and even fivesomes, so if you like group sex it is right up your alley!

One of the weakest sites in the Nasty Dollars network, with European girls who sometimes seem bored with the sex they’re having. However, porn’s like pizza — even when it isn’t that great, it’s still pretty good. We give it a …

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.eurosexparties.com

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First Time Auditions Review

by The Devil (admin)

firsttimeaudtitions

"So all I have to do is just sit here? Wait - why are you unzipping your pants?"

The site: firsttimeauditions.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: One of the best amateur/reality sites you’ll find. Hundreds of fresh-faced newcomers having their first on-camera sexual experience, most of them a little nervous but very horny. Thanks to the professional studs who put them at ease with an expert pounding, the result is always extremely hot. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.firsttimeauditions.com

Now this is a good amateur porno site…no doubt about it! Up front and straightforward about what is going on, and good fucking on top of it all. We cannot say enough good things about this site!

These guys simply put an ad in the paper looking for girls to come audition. That is it. The only real requirement before you go to the audition is that you be 18-24 years old. After you get there, well that is another story. Then you need to get naked and eventually get fucked. Of course we wouldn’t be sitting here talking about it if that weren’t the case, right?

These are real girls, plain and simple. Some are hot, and some are not. All are at least cute. And all are just looking to make some cash and are willing to give up their clothes to do so. No extra make up. No “set” (unless you count the casting couch as a set). After the girls feel comfortable enough to take their clothes off, they are introduced to a guy for some fucking.

The interviewer is a nice guy who makes the girls feel comfortable. For those of you who are familiar with the Dirty Debutantes series, you will quickly be reminded of Ed Powers as you listen to him talk and coax these girls out of their clothes. For those of you who are not familiar with that series, as soon as you have joined www.firstimeauditions.com, go out and find that series. Trust us, it is worth it.

As a result of Mr. Nice Guy, we are able to find out many more things about these girls than we are on other sites. In our opinion, this adds a little to it, as we feel like we know them a little more, thus making them more real to us. We learn their turn ons and offs, what they secretly yearn for and what they are a sucker for. Oh yeah, we also learn what they look and sound like while they are getting plowed by a big schlong.

Amateur lovers look no further. A very well developed site with a simple plan that is executed to perfection. No super hotties here, so if that is your bag look elsewhere. Just good looking, real girls who get fucked for money. What a country!

One of the best amateur/reality sites you’ll find. Hundreds of fresh-faced newcomers having their first on-camera sexual experience, most of them a little nervous but very horny. Thanks to the professional studs who put them at ease with an expert pounding, the result is always extremely hot. We give it a …

9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.firsttimeauditions.com

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Flesh Hunters Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

ZOMBIE!

ZOMBIE!

The site: fleshhunters.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: It is what it is. Nothing that I haven’t seen before, but can’t knock the quality. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.fleshhunters.com

I sometimes like to play a little game called “9-1-done.” I grease up my cock and then dial 9-1-1. I tell them there’s an emergency at my house, then I hang up. Then I beat off as hard as I can. If I cum before the ambulance arrives, I win! It is a little awkward when they do get there and there’s no emergency, though. I just tell them my cock is sick and it’s throwing up all over the place.

The premise, as they tell it, is that 2 dudes rented a fancy home, bought an HD camcorder, then went out and trolled for sluts. They got some, brought them to the pad and fucked and filmed it. I believe exactly zero of that tale. Instead, it’s a fairly decent, HD pro porn site.

The thing that really makes this site stand out is the super high quality of the films. Very detailed, very nice picture quality. The chicks are super hot too, but that’s to be expected from a pro site with actresses.

My favorite of them was probably Tanya. She had a much smaller pair of perkers on her than most, but she made up for it with a gorgeous face, rocking body and a healthy sex drive. And finally, she takes a cock in the shitter like the rest of us take a walk in the park. Good stuff.

Go get yourself a $1.00, 3 day trial while they are available. That will get you a look at what they have to offer and, if you dig, you can get a monthly for $35. Steep for sure, but keep in mind that this will also get you about 10 additional HD, pro sites for free. Overall it’s a good deal, if you’re into HD, pro porn.

It is what it is. Nothing that I haven’t seen before, but can’t knock the quality.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.fleshhunters.com

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Frank Wank Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Frank Wank Sample Photo

God I admire him.

The site: frankwank.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: We don’t want to give away too many details, because we think this site has very good shit that should be watched instead of described. Very hot chicks who want to please Frank…we definitely approve! 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.frankwank.com

Meet super agent Frank Benjamin. Who is this masked man? A man of sinister means! Super Agent Frank Benjamin combs through the streets of Los Angeles and the classifieds in search of jizzmop whores to pimp out. He jackpots around with these vile fuck pigs as they swallow his load, and clean his ass hole with their tongues. All for the promise of filthy cash. Super Agent Frank Benjamin is a god amongst men. Long live Frank Benjamin!

Ok…so that is what they tell us on their site, hence the name Frank Wank. But is he really that good of an agent? Does he really get chicks that are all that hot? In a word…FUCK YES! You have some new believers…followers if you will, Frank. We will follow you off of a cliff if that is what you want, you magnificent bastard you!

Frank, albeit somewhat cocky, does put up the goods on his site, Frank Wank. We give credit where it is due, and he gets some. The very first chick on his site, Alicia Angel, is as hot as any girl that we have ever seen online. She is a perfect 10 brunette (but only for small tit lovers). Even with the small tits, we bet most guys would give her a 9at the very least. She is spectacular. She fucks like a beast too, but we won’t spoil that part for you!

He does it again with Jessi, a dirty slut who was born for porn. If not, then she decided that she wanted to do it at an early age since she got her tits done when she was 16 years old! How’s that for a career track? We are sure mom and dad are glad now that they financed that! Jessi is a hot piece of ass, though, and we are so glad that she got into this business. She fucks Frank like a pro, taking his load in her mouth and swallowing, then getting the fuck out of his house before he kicks her out!

Frank would do well standing on his own, but he chose to join a network…and in our opinion he chose the right one! The Meat Members are a group of sites that consistently put out great shit. Not only that, they have a LOT of it. They have over 40 sites which contain about 1.3 million megabytes of downloadable DVD quality videos. And get this — the fee for ALL of this is only $29.95 per month! That is a great deal no matter where you come from!

We don’t want to give away too many details, because we think this site has very good shit that should be watched instead of described. Very hot chicks who want to please Frank…we definitely approve!

9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.frankwank.com

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Fuck Me In The Bathroom Sample Photo

"God DAMMIT! They're fucking out of hand soap!"

The site: fuckmeinthebathroom.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: Time to mix shit up. Move out of your parents basement and take your sex out of the bed. Oh – and would it kill you to take a shower and clean up now and then? 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.fuckmeinthebathroom.com

I fucked a chick in a bathroom once. Well, it was technically in a port-a-potty. And I guess it was actually a blow job, not really a fuck. And if you really want to split hairs, it was a guy, not a girl- but whatever.
Figure this one out yet, Einstein? I’ll give you a little hint – chicks get fucked in bathrooms. Yeah -clever name for it, huh?

But these aren’t just your average, everyday bimbos taking bathroom boners. These are the chicks from Burning Angel – the best alt porn network on the Interweb. In other words, these are hard bodied, pierced, tattooed chicks that know their way around a cock like a cobbler knows a shoe. Leave the little bubble gum sluts to the amateurs-these sluts are fucking top notch in the sack.

And, um…well, also in the can. That’s where all of these videos take place. Why the bathroom? Why not, you boring fuck? As Joana Angel says, “Beds are so 90s.” You can go watch Buffy Bigboobs fuck Remington Rigidcock in a fancy bed with satin sheets if you want – I am sticking with Jessie Lee and Joana Angel in the bathroom.

This is not one for the faint of heart. Not that it’s brutal or disgusting, but there’s a lot of dirty, hardcore, raunchy fucking in public toilets. Right up my alley, but some of you are a little on the timid side to handle shit like this.

The great news is that it will only cost you $20 to give it a spin – -and that’s for an entire month – and for the entire network. That’s 8 alt porn sites in all, including the AVN Award winning Cum on My Tattoo and the flagship site, Burning Angel. A very, very cheap membership rate for all of the shit you get.

Time to mix shit up. Move out of your parents basement and take your sex out of the bed. Oh- and would it kill you to take a shower and clean up now and then?

9 out of 10

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Fuck The Babysitter Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Fuck The Babysitter Sample Photo

Don't mind if I do!

The site: fuckthebabysitter.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Finally, the other downside is the lack of original material and exclusive chicks. These are basically pre-made movies – not made for this site. I always enjoy and appreciate a site that goes out of their way to secure their own talent and make their own movies. This one just borrowed from another. Shame on you, porn people. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.fuckthebabysitter.com

This is the kind of site that gets me in trouble. You see – I visit this site day after day for a few weeks, tugging my loins to these teenies. Then I go to pick my kid up from the real life babysitters house and, of course, when she turned around to grab the diaper bag and turned back around, I had my erect boner in my hand, slicked up with saliva and ready to penetrate. Apparently she wasn’t a member of this site – shit went downhill from there.
But what a fantasy it is, huh? Being able to fuck that little slut that only charges you $2 an hour to watch your little angel. It’s the shit that dreams are made of – but in reality it doesn’t happen often enough. So a site like this is designed to whisk you away to fantasy land so you can finally boink that chatty whore.

The problem with the site is the incredibly cheesy and ridiculous plot lines and acting. They are so bad, that sometimes my hard on even screams out “CUT!” If you can wade past that sort of dog shit, the chicks are fresh and cute, the fucking is relatively good (although again, there’s a LOT of acting going on), and the scenes are tolerable.

The one thing that is out of sight is the price and the network. Right now they are offering $4.95 trial memberships. And a regular membership is still less than $25 per month. And that is not just to this site – but you get an additional FIFTY sites when you pay that one monthly fee. If you don’t like stupid, fake scenes you can always head to one of the other sites.

Finally, the other downside is the lack of original material and exclusive chicks. These are basically pre-made movies – not made for this site. I always enjoy and appreciate a site that goes out of their way to secure their own talent and make their own movies. This one just borrowed from another. Shame on you, porn people.

6 out of 10

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Fuck The Geek Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Fuck The Geek Sample Photo

Even when he's blurry that fucker's a total geek

The site: fuckthegeek.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: One of my favorite sites. A true Horatio Alger story. Godspeed, Logan — you’ve given hope to millions of crank-yankers around the globe. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.fuckthegeek.com

You sly devil, you! You’re so modest — you never told me you had a porn site! Oh…not you, huh? Wait — let me get this straight…THIS fucking dork can get himself a real porno site where he fucks surprisingly hot chicks, can get himself featured on Playboy TV and can get his site on a fantastic network of REAL amateur sites (T & A Studios) — and you are still sitting at your computer with your wiggler in your hand, unable to land one decent, live, human lady? Jesus, dude….
Well, since you’re here, let me tell you about this guy so you can go check him out and learn some of his secrets and possibly get your wick wet. Logan is a fat, balding nerd. Not disgustingly fat (read: not as fat as you), but chunky nonetheless. He wears nerd glasses. He’s as pale as a redhead living in a cave. He has not one attractive quality whatsoever. He’s shit. But he gets laid a lot, and by mostly hot chicks (and more than one at a time). If you’re not sucking on a gun barrel yet, read on.

Logan has obviously made a deal with the devil. We’ve seen other sites *sort of* like this one — but they were pro sites that featured some guy that was not a chiseled stud, but certainly not a real geek. Logan is a fucking dolt. You see — that’s the great thing about this site and the network that it is a part of — it’s all real. You can find mock, professional sites all over the place, but real amateur sites where real people fuck are becoming few and far between.

But you’ve found one. Actually, you’ve found several, as T & A Studios has numerous sites featuring true amateurs. You’re not going to find fancy studio lighting and hundreds of camera angles. You also won’t find a bunch of fake cummers and model type chicks. You’ll see some ugly people (Logan) and some sexy people — who knows what you’ll get? But one constant is that whatever you get will be REAL.

It’s funny — because amateur porn (that is REAL amateur porn ) is becoming such a rare commodity these days, and it’s so hard to find because not only is there less of it, but you also have to sift through all of the bullshit that claims to be real porn, you’d think that it’d be more expensive. Basic theories of supply and demand, right? Not in this case — Fuck the Geek, and the ENTIRE network of T & A Studios can be had for LESS than $1.00 per day. $4.95 will get you FIVE full days. Take advantage. See Logan. See what you could become.

One of my favorite sites. A true Horatio Alger story. Godspeed, Logan — you’ve given hope to millions of crank-yankers around the globe.

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.fuckthegeek.com

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Ghetto Hoochies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ghetto Hoochies Sample Photo

White boy's gonna get some ghetto.

The site: ghettohoochies.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: Not “real” street hookers — but much better. Amazing price for what you get. Highly recommended. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.ghettohoochies.com

“Real Black Street Hookers.”Really? Come on now — is this like Hookers on the Point, but like real porn shit? Well, not exactly. At least we’re not buying the “real hookers” part. I mean — in a sense they are definitely real hookers — they are getting paid to fuck (albeit on film). But these are not the kind of hookers you are used to getting head from leaning up against a dumpster in the back alley. That’s right — we know your dirty little secret. These are more of a set-up by the makers of the site, in our opinion. But who gives a shit about that? Not us…

This is a very nice site, even with the obvious fact that these are not hookers they just happened upon. Very sexy bitches (which was our first clue they were not your average street urchins). Very pretty, nice bodies, all of their teeth, etc. We’d put most of them between 7 and 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. If you just look at asses — all perfect tens! Big juicy asses — ALL of them.

Silque was a fantastic looking street walker. Silque has gigantic tits — let me say that again, GIGANTIC tits! Nipples like yarmulkes. Not a gigantic ass, but (as described by the makers of the site) a nice, tight “apple” ass. Beautiful pussy. And she fucks like a beast. Better than that, she sucks a white-boy’s dick like she’s a pro. Oh wait…nevermind. Another reason we could tell she is not a real hooker? She took a gigantic load to her face. No rubber = either not a “real” hooker or a soon-to-be dead hooker.

And the last reason I can tell these are not real hookers is because we can see this shit for so fucking cheap. Try $4.97 for a three day trial, and for 30 days – -and 33 additional sites. Yep — 34 sites in all for that one low monthly fee. You can barely get a blow job from a gutter hooker for that price — and this is 30 days of fucking, sucking and all kinds of shit — on 34 different sites. Incredible.

Not “real” street hookers — but much better. Amazing price for what you get. Highly recommended.

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ghettohoochies.com

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My First Porn Scene Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

My First Porn Scene Sample Photo

She's a quick learner.

The site: myfirstpornscene.com
The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: You can’t lose if you like regular (but hot regular) chicks 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.myfirstpornscene.com

We have a like/dislike relationship with any site that claims to be a “first” anything — first porn scene, first anal, first fuck, first lesbian experience, first in line for an iPhone — who can really tell if they are telling the truth? I mean — it is obvious a majority of the time that these girls are not in front of the camera for the first time. Sure, they could be a natural and not be nervous at all — but most would be VERY nervous. Which is exactly why it’s hard to tell. Another problem — who really cares? If it is your true first time on film, you’ll probably be shitty. If it’s your first anal, you will be in a lot of pain and crying and shit. On second thought…that one’s pretty hot.

Now that the only negative part of the review is over (and it’s not really negative, just a general observation of these type of sites), let’s get down to what you DO want to hear, and that is — the girls on this site are damn hot. Like, super hot girls next door. None are the perfect model type — but all are perfect if you ask me!

Not on that — this site has something that is VERY RARE — it is narrated by a hot female. No goofy guys’ voices in the background. And this is not just any chick — it is porn star Brittany Starr (you know, the extra-hot, large titties blond bombshell Brittany Starr). Not only is this better on the ears, I think it makes the girl feel MUCH more comfortable than having some dickhead barking orders at her. And when she feels more comfortable fucking on camera, she’s gonna loosen up more — and that means the REAL fuck-freak is gonna come out.

These girls remind me of college co-eds — but *real* college co-eds and not the so-called co-eds that usually see on a site of adult nature. Usually they call then co-eds and there is just no fucking way. Look, I went to college — and one of the mid-west colleges that is known for hot chicks. These girls weren’t there. And even the ones that were like this were not fucking on film. Just didn’t happen.

The other great thing about this site is that it is yet another publication by the O.C. Cash gang. No, not the O.C. gang — that show sucked a walrus cock. The O.C. Ca$h gang — which is one of the best networks in the internet porn world. $4.97 for a 3 day trial and $39.97 to join for 30 days. Ho hum, right? Well, not so much when I tell you that they also throw in 32 other fuck sites — NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE. Seriously — you should check this site and their others out. You can’t lose if you like regular (but hot regular) chicks.

Visit the site: www.myfirstpornscene.com

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Girl Next Door Abused Sample Photo

Careful not to leave any marks!

The site: girlsnextdoorabused.com

The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days

The verdict: My favorite “pick up” site of all. I will definitely come back again and again and again… 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.girlsnextdoorabused.com

wonder – if I walk next door and ring the bell and explain to the fresh hottie that lives there that the American dream for a dude is to fuck the hot chick next door – do you think she will go for it? I’ve always heard that honesty is the best policy. Can’t get much more honest than that!
This is the old “pick up a chick on the street and take her home to corn dog her” trick. Old hat? Sure, the routine is – but this one is head and shoulders above the others that I have seen. Why? Because the chicks look like real chicks that you would see walking down the street, and not made-up porn hags that you would never see trouncing around.

That’s not to say they are fugly dogs. In fact, the opposite is true – -these chicks are really, really hot. And I would much rather fuck any one of them than 90% of the so-called porn stars that I see on a daily basis. Not because those porn gals are ugly, but because my cock gets more excited about a real chick-next-door type. It’s true- ask him.

This is one of those sites (and one of those networks) that you have to just see with your own eyes to figure out if you want to spend the money on it or not. To me, it was a fucking no-brainer. Not only for the hot chicks and the amateur feel, but also for the price. $39.95 will get you 2 full months, and then you can get every month for less than $20. Fucking hell of a deal when you see what the content is.

My favorite “pick up” site of all. I will definitely come back again and again and again…

10 out of 10

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