Reality

My Pick Up Girls Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

"What can I do you for, stranger?"

The site: mypickupgirls.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: I LOVE sites like this. Very amateurish, very public and very hot chicks. I can’t find any flaws. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.mypickupgirls.com

You ever seen a chick that was so hot and slutty looking that you wanted to walk up to her, tell her you want to fuck her, and then bend her over and fuck her right there on the spot? Of course you have – but you were too big of a fucking pussy to even go talk to her, let alone dog-fuck her over the parking meter right there where she stood. Well, this guy’s not a pussy – and he basically does just that. If he’s not fucking these hot snipes right there, it’s very nearby.

And he doesn’t go after dumpster divers either – -these chicks are ALL very sexy and hot. There’s not a one of them that you wouldn’t fuck, I promise you that. Hell, you’ll be so impressed with this dude’s moves that you might even be inclined to take a tug or two on his cock. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

I’m not sure what country they’re in where you can basically fuck on the streets. Someone once told me that Prague is like that, but I’ve never confirmed that (I’ve tried to go there several times upon learning this fact, but a guy like me has a hard time keep a passport). This is a fantastic example of a great public sex site – I wasn’t foolin’ when I said he fucks ‘em where they stand.

There’s very little doubt in my mind that you will like this site – a lot – if you dig public sex, girls-next-door and/or homemade type videos. That’s why I recommend joining for 90 days. It’s only $60 – but that’s about 50 cents a day. If you’re not ready for that type of long-term commitment (I suppose I can understand a fear of commitment, even if it is to porn), at least allow yourself the pleasure of a 30 day membership for $29.95. It’ll be well worth it.

I LOVE sites like this. Very amateurish, very public and very hot chicks. I can’t find any flaws.

Visit the site: www.mypickupgirls.com

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My Sexy Life Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

My Sexy Life Sample Photo

I would fuck every single thing in that picture.

The site: mysexylife.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: I like a site that shows you a little more than a silly movie script with some fucking. Behind the scenes and every day shit makes me feel like I am getting more than my money’s worth – as long as the fucking is good. Here, it’s great. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.mysexylife.com

I wonder if there are any porn stars hooked up in real life with smaller dicked men? Not like little needle dicked fuckers — but slightly above average sized men like myself. Maybe – but if I ever date a porn star I will insist on anal only. She can get her pussy filled at work.

Your hostess is Phoenix Marie, who sort of looks like the old school, hot, Brittney Spears. Or is she hot again these days? Fuck, I can’t keep up with that cunt- – but Phoenix here is always hot, and that’s all that matters. And as she’s the main attraction, you get to see a lot of her in all of the updates…which is perfect because I love exceptionally hot blondes with big tits, gorgeous pussies and who love to have fingers slid into their assholes. It’s a a thing I have.

The premise of the site is not bad, but the bullshit factor is extremely high. Basically she is claiming that the site is representative of what she does in her OFF time. Wanna see what a porn star does when she’s not sucking dicks and eating snapper? You got it! Watch Phoenix, umm…suck dicks and eat snapper! Yep – it’s apparently the same thing on or off the clock.

While I don’t buy the “life of a porn when she’s not working” shit for a second, I am also not really complaining about the content of the site. If she wants to try to fill me full of shit about her off time, that’s fine with me – as long as her site keeps showing videos of her getting fucked like a fat guy’s fist. And keep it going she does, with a new, high quality video every week.

There is a little bit of a “reality” show feel to it I suppose – not every scene is constant fucking. I do like the way we get to see her do a few normal, every day things. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, as the makers of the site are the Reality Kings — the internet’s premier porno network. If you don’t like the Reality Kings’ shit, well, then – you’re asexual.

But just in case you have somehow missed the Reality Kings and are Not asexual – you can see a trial of this site for $4.95 – and if you join you get this site and 8 or 9 other Reality Kings sites for less than $25 per month.

I like a site that shows you a little more than a silly movie script with some fucking. Behind the scenes and every day shit makes me feel like I am getting more than my money’s worth – as long as the fucking is good. Here, it’s great.

Visit the site: www.mysexylife.com

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My Stacked Wife Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

My Stacked Wife Sample Photo

She definitely impresses.

The site: mystackedwife.com

The price:$29.95/month

The verdict: Decent fuck site. Not really a true amateur gig, but good nonetheless. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.mystackedwife.com

If my wife had DD tits, I would have no choice but to let her suck the nearest cock at any point in time. It’s almost a license to do so. If you marry a chick with big tits and a fine ass, you are just asking to have to deal with the smell of stranger cum on her breath all the time.

Well – the site is surely named right. This bitch if fucking S-T-A-C-K-E-D! Gianna is 5’10″, 135 and 34DD tits. If you can’t picture that goodness in your skull, go look at this freak. Seriously -she’s fucking stacked AND hot.

The premise of the site is that this guy supposedly lets a bunch of dudes fuck his wife. I don’t believe that “he” is real, and I don’t buy that Gianna is married -these are mainly staged meetings. But that doesn’t matter a whole lot unless you are a staunch amateurs-only kind of guy. Then, you may want to check out our amateurs section for some really good shit.

But I tell you what – these videos are just like real home videos, and they offer up some damn fine fucking. Damn fine. Gianna is about as horny as a 3 peckered goat, and she has a ton of videos to prove it.

$30 per month is what you need to join – unless you join for 6 months, then you get 3 of those months for free. You also get a ton of bonus shit, which is so standard these days that it’s not really that much of a bonus anymore. Good stuff, though.

Decent fuck site. Not really a true amateur gig, but good nonetheless.

Visit the site: www.mystackedwife.com

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My Wifes Friends Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

My Wife's Friends Sample Photo

That's quite a book club meeting.

The site: mywifesfriends.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: We really, really liked this one. A REAL reality site…imagine that? 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.mywifesfriends.com

As you would expect from the name, this site is about a guy that gets to fuck his wife’s friends. Her HOT friends. Why doesn’t my wife have friends like this? Come to think of it….why doesn’t my wife let me fuck other chicks? I mean…these folks seem to have a good, strong relationship. They are always smiling in their videos. They never seem to fight. Maybe we’ll have to work on that at home.

Anyway, back to the lecture at hand. Richard and Kelly are a couple that love to swing. They decided that they should tape it, sell it to people like us and make money off of it. Good for them…but for you. Why? Because these ladies are hot, and Richard fucks them well. Basically they set up rendezvous at their home with different ladies and then they fuck them. Sometimes the ladies will bring along a man and Kelly will get some strange dick, but even when it is just a woman Kelly gets right in the mix.

The difference between this site any many other supposed swinger sites is that this one seems to be genuine. Of course, some of it is acting, as they pretend to be surprised from time to time that their spouse has brought someone new home, even though they have the cameras running, etc. But other than a small amount of set-up acting, the rest seems real. That is a big bonus in our minds.

Another big bonus — make that a HUGE bonus — is the network that this site is a part of. The Meat Members network is a group of about 40 sites that are ALL very well done, have high quality videos and higher quality ladies. We have reviewed every single site in the network and have not had a bit of disappointment in any of them. They are ALL original, all spectacular as far as quality goes and the best part is they are all yours for one monthly fee of $29.95. As they like to brag– and we do not blame them for bragging — they have over 1.3 million MBs of video available on these sites. Very good shit. And as far as the reality sites go that are included in these 40…they are always completely real. No fake shit. We love that the most!

Our favorite friend of Kelly was Harmony, a blonde Miami chick with a rocket body. Before we go on we should mention that Kelly is a spectacular piece of ass herself. These are not the old, fat swingers that you see anytime you go to a swingers club. Kelly is hot. Back to Harmony, Kelly met her while sunbathing as they were on vacation. She comes to their hotel room and ends up fucking both Richard and Kelly. The sex id great…and it is REAL, which is the best part.

We really, really liked this one. A REAL reality site…imagine that?

Visit the site: www.mywifesfriends.com

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Nasty Housewives Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Nasty Housewives Sample Photo

Tastefully naughty.

The site: nastyhousewives.com

The price:$1.00 trial

The verdict: This site is part of a huge network, so you will be getting update after update for a long time to come. If you dig hot cougars, this is as good a place to see them as any. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.nastyhousewives.com

When I think of a nasty housewife, I generally think of a fat, greasy trailer park tramp in a moo-moo with curlers in her hair, screaming at the kids to sit down and eat their quarter-a-box macaroni and cheese. Luckily for all of you, the makers of this site see things differently.

Never has there been a more bullshit title for a website, in comparison to the content. Despite what they’d have you believe, you are not getting amateurs housewives or anything even close. Good? Bad? It’s up to you — I’m just stating the facts. What you do get is a bunch of newly professional porn chicks who are probably not even married, but if they are, they are not “housewives” — ad they are out here working in porn. If you’re looking for reality, this is not the place to find it.

That being said, it’s a pretty good fuck site. There is nothing that makes it stand way above the rest, but then again nothing to make me *not* want to join it either. And with the large amount of content, I can see snagging at LEAST a three day trial…more on that next. Great talent and good performances are the highlights.

The one thing that is real is the cost to join — real fucking cheap, that is. $1.00 three day trials here, boys! We always push ‘em — no better way to test the waters than springing a buck to gets 72 hours of jerk work in before committing. Slurp it up. And if you really like it, you get this site — and NINE additional sites — for less than $30 per month.

This site is part of a huge network, so you will be getting update after update for a long time to come. If you dig hot cougars, this is as good a place to see them as any.

Visit the site: www.nastyhousewives.com

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Naughty Allie Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

NaughtyAllie

I shudder at the thought of the damage these 3 could do to my cock.

The site: naughtyallie.com

The price:$29.99 Month

The verdict: Very, very good solo amateur site. Think along the lines of Wifey’s World, I Deep Throat and Housewife Kelly. Or could it even be better? Decide for yourself… 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtyallie.com

This needs to be said right out front and not buried deep in the review – this is an excellent site if you dig real amateur shit. Allie is a very hot blonde bombshell amateur – thin with HUGE fake tits. She not only fucks her guy Jake as often as I jerk off which, for the record, is at least 11 times a day.  She also describes herself as VERY bisexual, which is hotter than anything that I have ever heard, quite honestly.

Side note: as ridiculous as this sounds, one of the constants in a good amateur site (and I mean true amateur, not that dolled up, Hollywood bullshit) is purple text and background on the home page. I have no idea why this is and don’t really want to know why, but it seems to work out well for them.

Okay, back to the smut – like a lot of very well done amateur sites that continue to be run by the couple itself, this one has a lot of videos of Allie and Jake fucking in various places, along with several involving guest partners (both men and women). They also do a lot of public fucking and fellating, upping the risk factor for some additional gratification. All of the videos are filmed by the players themselves – very well done.

In addition to just being all around hotter than shit, and fucking other hot chicks – she also has several features to draw you to her site. Like FIVE new cam shows per week (starring her of course), thousands of photos and their accompanying sexy stories, a private journal that she updates every day, fuck videos – -and a lot of other shit that’ll make your dick weep like a crucifix in Mexico. And all for $29.99 per month.

Very, very good solo amateur site. Think along the lines of Wifey’s World, I Deep Throat and Housewife Kelly. Or could it even be better? Decide for yourself…

Visit the site: www.naughtyallie.com

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Grandpas Fuck Teens Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

vile shit

If this picture turns you on, you should probably seriously consider therapy.

The site: grandpasfuckteens.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: The older I get, the more I like sites like these. I now know that as long as I have money and a lot of nerve, I can get under-21 puss. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.grandpasfuckteens.com

Let’s take a moment to celebrate boner pills. 10 years ago if someone tried a site like this, it would have been a disaster. Before Viagra, old dudes had about as much chance of fucking little hotties like this as I had of being elected Pope – and that ain’t much of a chance (fuck you Cardinal shitbags). So a tip of the cap to the little blue pill that makes big purple boners.
The chicks are very, very hot on this site. And apparently very desperate for greenbacks, as they are fucking – and possibly even enjoying fucking- some pretty seedy dudes. While that’s all the site is – teens fucking old men – this site is very intriguing and entertaining. Probably because all of the old dudes have giant cocks, and also because I like to see the oldies having a shot at some fresh ‘gina.

The one thing that I found a little bizarre was the old men that they chose to fuck these delicious whores. It’s unsettling enough that these gorgeous chicks have to fuck old dues – but did they have to make the men all ridiculous looking? There’s actually a guy on here with a Hitler mustache! Incredible.

If nothing else, go to this site and watch the free preview trailer. Just for the spectacle of seeing what appears to be a gorgeous little tart getting hammered by an undoubtedly homeless man of 50 plus years. It is a good fuck, but that aside…it’s a fucking HOBO! Poor little slut.

If you like that shit, you can drop $1.95 for a 24 hour trial. If you join for the entire month, you get access to the whole network – which is nearly 40 sites and 1,400 chicks getting plundered in a variety of ways. All of the sites are HD – so if you like pro porn, this may be a fantastic way to spend grandma’s Christmas money.

The older I get, the more I like sites like these. I now know that as long as I have money and a lot of nerve, I can get under-21 puss.

… 7 out of 10

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Naughty Staff Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

naughty-staffThe site: naughtystaff.com
The price:$2.95 Trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: When have you EVER thought that $3 was too expensive to get a nut? Shit -you rent a hotel room and pay $8 for a nut-flick -this site gives you HOURS and HOURS of top grade porn for less -plus you get access to at least 6 more sites when you join this one. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here: www.naughtystaff.com

Jesus, I have to get me a secretary. I used to have one, but she was 68 years old and had tits that looked exactly like soggy, old carrots- all fucking long and skinny and shit. I damn near threw up every time I gave them a courtesy licking while I was doing her missionary on the filing cabinet.

The dudes involved with this site don’t have that problem. That’s because that nasty old cunt died of syphilis, so these guys can’t fuck her (well they could…aw shit, I won’t even go there). But the MAIN reason is that the chicks on this site are hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock. Very, very high quality on this site – by far the biggest plus of the entire site is their talent level.

Not that the rest of the features of the site are bad. They’re just dandy- if’n you like your porn to be polished, professional – -and with a shitty, fake plot. I can definitely pop a nut to porn like this, but it sure takes me a lot longer than watching some real co-ed fumble through a fuck session in her boyfriends dorm room while he secretly records it for all of his frat buddies to see. It’s a personal preference I suppose.

If you are up in the air, try this – get their $2.95 trial membership. That will give you 48 hours of prime cock-slicking action. I promise you will cum at least once – probably several times. When have you EVER thought that $3 was too expensive to get a nut? Shit – you rent a hotel room and pay $8 for a nut-flick- this site gives you HOURS and HOURS of top grade porn for less – plus you get access to at least 6 more sites when you join this one.

Slick your dick and pick a flick, prick!

Visit the site: www.naughtystaff

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Naughty Office Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

she also pilfers

"Yes...I would like an order of throbbing dicks, please."

The site: naughtyoffice.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A really nice fantasy site with many, many extras and other sites to keep you busy for a long time. Naughty America gets even naughtier! 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)


To join, click here:www.naughtyoffice.com

Most of you reading this probably work in an office. Hell, more than likely you are reading this right now from your office, trying not to get caught looking at porn…are we right? Of course we are. Anyway, whether you are there right now or not, think of that one chick that you really, really want to bag from your office. Got her in mind? Now imagine her about ten times hotter. Got it? Now, in your mind, fuck the shit right out of her. Doing that too? Now you have a good idea of what Naughty Office is all about.

A member of the Naughty America family, Naughty Office delves into one of the greatest all time fantasies…the co-worker fuck. Although this particular site is office themed, it can be any place of employment. We used to work at a deli and try tried to fuck every new girl that came into that place! That was really the only thing that kept us working there! If it weren’t for the office fantasies, work would suck all that much more. Now, thanks to these folks, you can come that much closer to the fantasy and actually see someone fucking instead of just dreaming about it!

As you probably already know, the Naughty America folks give you several websites (around 10) for the price of one, at $24.95. Most of these sites are in the same general focus as this one, fantasies coming to life on the screen. They always use original material and always have much better than average talent. They also give you extremely user-friendly sites. We have yet to find a major flaw with the Naughty America sites.

Speaking of flawless, check out Rita Faltoyano, a blonde office slut featured on this site. She is about as hot as they come. Firstly, she is a foreigner, which always makes for a hot accent. Her body is nothing short of perfect. Her tits are among the best we have ever seen. Her ass is a stop sign. Her face is gorgeous. Her pussy is also the best, with just the slightest hint of peach fuzz. She does some great moves on the cock sucking, by flopping this guy’s dick side to side to make a very rapid popping noise, or pulling her lips apart and snapping them back onto his cock. We have never seen anything like this before. He tells her it is incredible. We would have been even more excited were it happening to us. It is hard to describe the move…just watch the video. Rita is a master cocksmith!

Azalea Lee is more of the sorority girl next-door type, although that is not to take anything away from her. We think she is spectacular, no doubt. She is extremely cute and has a tight little body. This brunette has average sized tits (with bikini tan lines if you are into that). Her pussy is even cute! She is a great fuck, but you have to give her a little time. At first we thought she was overacting. But when you watch for a while, you realize that she is just that turned on (no shit). She gives a stellar reverse cowgirl, where she even loses her breath several times! The best thing about this girl, besides her obvious talents at fucking, is the fact that we just cannot see her as a porn star. In other words, if you saw her on the street you would have NO idea! We love her! Oh yeah…and she swallows a little!

A really nice fantasy site with many, many extras and other sites to keep you busy for a long time. Naughty America gets even naughtier!

Visit the site: www.naughtyoffice.com

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Naughty Swinger Wife Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

the pointy finger drives me batty

"What can your tequila do for you? Nuthin'"

The site: naughtyswingerwife.com

The price:$29.98 per month

The verdict: I can’t give them a perfect score because of the little bit of deception for pretending to be a real amateur site when they’re not – but this site and this network does have some incredible looking pieces of ass. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtyswingerwife.com

I have been to my fair share of swingers clubs, and I am usually the best looking single guy there. I’m not being cocky, just honest. But what I have learned is that the couples rarely go for the good looking guy. They couldn’t give a shit if a dude looks like John Wayne Gacey – as long as his Jimmy fits their pre-determined profile. That profile is usually lengthy and thick. I got nothing in the thick department.

This is a site that claims to be a married/swinger site. I am not buying the cover – but in this case I am willing to give them somewhat of a pass. Why? Because the talent level is fucking through the roof here. I’m talking stellar. McKenzee and Jaclyn were a couple of my faves – but there are too many to pick just one favorite.

The premise is a hubby and wife (different ones for each scene) want to add a fresher, under-20 gal to the mix. They get her and she completes the semen sandwich. There is a lot of pussy licking amongst the gals, and lots of hammering by the dude. Even though it’s pro, the site has an amateur feel to it. But man – the talent is REALLY something to write home about.

So is the deal. Less than $30 per month will get you in the door. You get several other sites as well – all of them along the same sort of amateur feel lines as this one – and all of them with superior talent. Su-fucking-perior.

I can’t give them a perfect score because of the little bit of deception for pretending to be a real amateur site when they’re not – but this site and this network does have some incredible looking pieces of ass.

Visit the site: www.naughtyswingerwife.com

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