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Handjob Harry

by The Devil (admin)

i was only expecting a handjob

Ummm...you can pull 'em up, Sister. It's only a handjob.

The site: HandjobHarry.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Lots of handjob sites are, in my opinion, less interesting and/or less erotic than fuck sites. With all of the big names, and the fact that they do a damn good job pulling Harry’s taffy, I don’t feel the same about this one. I really, really like it. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.HandjobHarry.com

Hand job Harry would be more appropriately named Harry Gets A Lot of Fucking Hand jobs By Ridiculously Hot Chicks And I Really, Really Wish I Was Him. I bet that domain name is still available too, if the makers of the site are reading this. As it’s named, though — it still packs a pretty good punch. And Harry is one lucky handjob-gettin’ motherfucker.
And Harry doesn’t just scores pretty faces off the streets looking for a few bucks to supplement their welfare checks. He gets some real starlets. To name a few; Cristina Agave, Cheyenne Hunter, Alexis Love, Courtney (of ASU cheerleading fame), Irena Sky, Angela Stone — fuck, I could make this list last for days. He has film after film after film of him getting his crank yanked by well-known hotties.

My favorite scene on Handjodb Harry was when he got Brandy Taylor to yank his crawdad and then jammied all over her tits. In case you didn’t know, Brandy Taylor has an enormous set of natural jugs. So large, in fact, that she literally has to push a shopping cart around everywhere she goes to carry them in. That is the absolute truth! Okay, so it’s not. But I bet she wishes she had a cart a lot of the time. Very sexy scene — especially if you are a tit guy (and who isn’t?).

Very good prices too. If you join this penis puller, you can join through Porny Little Devil for only $2.99 for a trial membership. Just click one of the links on this page, pull out your credit card and your meat missile, and go to town. Oh — and when you join with a full membership, you get dozens of other very high quality sites as well – -all from the makers of this site, so you know you are getting great quality shit.

Lots of handjob sites are, in my opinion, less interesting and/or less erotic than fuck sites. With all of the big names, and the fact that they do a damn good job pulling Harry’s taffy, I don’t feel the same about this one. I really, really like it.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.HandjobHarry.com

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Hardcore Academy Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

they teach fuck at the academy

Necking 101

The site: hardcoreacademy.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: This mega-site is a great place to find the hardcore that you crave, and the price is comparable to the other large sites. We give it a thumbs up.  8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.hardcoreacademy.com

You know when you watch the big awards show with all of the stars, and they all are wearing their expensive, snobby shit, going on and on about who won a gold statue and the “academy” and such? Know what we mean? Well, this is definitely NOT the academy that they are talking about, although we sure as hell wish it were!

No…This, my friends, is Hardcore Academy, a giant internet warehouse for adult movies, pictures and places to watch people fuck live and in color! God it is great to be alive in the age of technology, don’t you think? At Hardcore Academy you pay a monthly fee of $38.76 per month, which gives you access to the hundreds of thousands of XXX pictures that they have, the thousands of movies, Hustler’s Barely Legal series, Tales of True Confession, E-zine subscriptions, interactive games, live adult sex shows and live 24/7 interactive sex chat. Not bad for less than $40per month, huh?

There is no set “theme” or genre for these videos. If it is hardcore, involves fucking and there is a cum shot somewhere in there, they will have it now or soon (they update every day). Some of the videos will have young, fresh and perky teens, while others will have older MILFs. We saw black, white, Asian and Latina women, and we were not there very long.

One girl that stood out among the rest was Jenny. Little Jenny was game for anything, so she let herself get blindfolded, dlidoed and then fucked…hard. She then rode a cock like a convict rides a bull. Jenny, bless her gorgeous little heart, probably needed some money. After all, she is about 19 years old and a little on the skinny side (maybe she needed money for food??). She was beautiful in the face, though, and had a nice rack to boot. She was also a diddler, and loved to flick her bean while getting fucked. We loved Jenny!

On the more mature tip we saw Donna, who bore a striking resemblance to the “original” MILF, Stiffler’s mom in that pie fucking movie! A little younger and thinner, which was great. Donna did prove that older ladies know a few more tricks, as she did some amazing mouth work on a cock. The guy finally could not hold back and shot a monster load all over her fake, but very nice, tits. Good work Donna!

This mega-site is a great place to find the hardcore that you crave, and the price is comparable to the other large sites. We give it a thumbs up.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hardcoreacademy.com

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Her First Anal Sex Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She'll always remember her first...and so will we.

The site: herfirstanalsex.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Butthole sex at its finest. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.herfirstanalsex.com

Do you remember the first time you took the dirt highway with Little Suzie? Of course you do — it was a disaster. There was lots of jockeying for position, lots of “ouches” and “oooffs”, lubes all over the fucking bed, your hands, her hair, etc. Of course in the end it felt good to you and hurt like hell for her, despite what she told you. But who cares, right? You were telling your buddies before her ass even stopped throbbing.
While we definitely love the site Her First Anal Sex, we don’t buy that any of these chicks haven’t been curndogged before. And, of course, neither will you. But that is a GOOD thing — no one wants to watch the train wreck that is a girl’s first time taking the third input. Despite the obvious, the girls still try to pretend that their asses are not like a blown out windsock. They wince and squirm as if they are trying to jam a softball bat into a Coke bottle. Ok — we guess that works…makes it a little more taboo. Who cares, though — as long as she’s taking a dong in her brownie we like it.

The site is well done — good video, good girls (well, BAD girls that look good), and a great network. When you join this hidey-hole heaven you also get access to the following sites…free: Just Facials, Insane Cock Bruthas, Wild Fuck Toys, Hot Campus Teens, Asian Parade, First Time Swallows, My Sex Tour and Virgin Teen Lesbians. Stellar deal, if you ask us. We have reviewed all of those others sites and all score higher than a 7 out of ten.

Our favorite anal queen? Well, on this site it has to be Anastacia Rush, a dirty blonde with plump tits and a nice body. Nothing fantastic about her looks — she’s a girl that you’d think was hot if you saw her, but not necessarily a jaw dropper. She apparently sucks at poker too — as that is what led her to getting fucked in the ass on film. You see — she was playing strip poker and a guy with a huge cock just happened to get a royal flush and beat her. Not really sure how strip poker turns into double team, ass fuck poker — but we’re glad it did.

Sooo…how many dolla to make you holla? Not many — 3 Days= $4.95, 7 days= $9.95, or a full month = $39.95. That’s correct — all of those sites for less than a five spot. Her First Anal Sex has over 150FULL LENGTH MOVIES alone! That’s a lot of good shit for not much dough. Start out with the 3 or 7 day trial, work your way up. That’s what we do.

Butthole sex at its finest.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.herfirstanalsex.com

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Orgy Sex Parties Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

It's a really sexy class photo

It's a really sexy class photo

The site: orgysexparties.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Nothing to complain about here. Not only is it a good orgy site with incredible talent — it is part of a bigger network that is delightful as well. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.orgysexparties.com

What do you guys think about orgies? We sort of like ‘em. They’re okay, we suppose. We could do with or without them.

Just fucking around — we fucking LOVE orgies!!! Who in their right mind wouldn’t? Pussies, cocks, feet, hands, tits and torsos – all intertwined so you have no idea what belongs to who. Lots of sweat, lots of cum and more moans than the Thriller video — and hopefully less dead bodies. Orgies are the epitome of ultimate pleasure –everyone fucking and surrounded by fucking. Utopia, my friends…pure utopia.

Orgy Sex Parties is an orgy site done by the folks at a little place they call Top Bucks. This is a stellar network, comprised of approximately 30 porn sites — all of which are bound together and erved up as an incredible package deal when you subscribe to ANY one of them. For $39.95 per month you not only get this fantastic orgy slut harvest (which we’ll get into more in a moment), but you’ll also get the other 30 or so sites. Each has a different theme, and all are very well done. You can even try Orgy Sex Parties for 3 days for $4.95 or 7 days for $9.95 — a deal that’s harder to beat than a sore pecker.

Orgy Sex Parties in particular is a fantastic collection of group fucking. They claim that the fuckers are rich — which they may or may not be (we’re leaning toward not) — but who really gives a shit, right? They are a bunch of horny bastards and that is all that matters to us here at PLD. For richer or poorer — as long as you either like gettting some ass or giving some up, you’re alright in our black book.

The themes of the orgies really make no difference to us. They have some on the beach, some in the beach house, some — well, we have no idea…we just like to get straight to the fucking. Hell, they could be fucking in the septic tank of a slaughter house for all we care – as long as they’re fucking. And trust us — they are. The parties here are all very sexy people — but NOT the super-star porn type people, if that makes any sense. They are not people that you’d see at a casino and say, “Damn — that has GOT to be a porn star!” Instead, you’d see them at the grocery store, think they were hot, and ask them if they knew which aisle the KY was in.

It’s also hard to decipher one video from the next — but we don’t look at that in a bad way. Each video is obviously different from the next– but it is hard to describe one from another here in a review. Everyone of them is incredibly good with countless spectacular scenes of fucking, pussy eating, female on female pussy eating while getting fucked, asshole busting — god damn we love orgies.

Nothing to complain about here. Not only is it a good orgy site with incredible talent — it is part of a bigger network that is delightful as well.

Visit the site: www.orgysexparties.com

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Meat Members Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

nice couch slut.

Nice couch, slut.

The site: meatmembers.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Nothing but good to say about these guys. Excellent network with excellent stuff! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.meatmembers.com

This is the network that we have been excited about since we first found it! Meat Members is a spectacular collection of about 40 sites, all of which are VERY well done, VERY reasonably priced and have VERY hot chicks! Not a damn thing wrong with this bunch!

For one monthly fee of only $29.95 per month you get access to the following sites…ALL of the following sites:
Altered Assholes, Anal Cum Junkies, Anal Lick Fest, Anarchy Archives, Ass 2 Mouth Sluts, Banzai Sluts, Black Addiction, Black Attack GangBang, Blow Job Quickies, Chix in the Mix, Cock Brutality, Cream Filled Babes, Creamed Cornholes, Cum Filled Mouths, Double Dip ‘er, Drool my Load, Facial Cum Targets, Frank Wank, Gagging Whores, Hellfire Sex, Meat Holes, Midnight Prowl, My Wife’s Friends, No Cum Dodging Allowed, Nut in her Mouth, Nuts on Sluts, Oral Cum Queens, Pervert Paradise, Pimp Juice XXX, Porn Jackass, POV Casting Couch, POV Pervert, Real MILF Gang Bang, Tease it Out, White Meat on Black Street, Whorgies and finally Young Ripe and Ready! Whew! You get ALL of these sites for that one price!

The great thing about this network is not necessarily that you get allof those sites…anyone can throw a bunch of shit up there and sell it. Instead, these guys really do make their own stuff, and make it with very high expectations of themselves and their work. They really work hard to put out a good product…and it shows.

The other big deal here is that they do not just put a couple of videos on each site to get you hooked. They have 1.3 MILLION Megabytes of material up and are adding more all the time. This is a very large network with a LOT of great content!

They also apparently work very hard to get the hottest chicks around who will take any abuse that they dish out. Either they work hard or they are blessed with some special powers that draws these hot, nasty chicks to them. We actually hope that it is the latter…and that they can let us in on the secret! We get so turned on by the bitches that they have on these sites. They are all sexy, but most in a very dirty way. Hard to describe…you just have to check it out for yourselves!

Nothing but good to say about these guys. Excellent network with excellent stuff!

Visit the site: www.meatmembers.com

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Melon Hunter Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

PLD3The site: melonhunter.com
The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: The content is good, there is just not as much of it as we would like. Gives you exactly what the title says…big melons! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)


 To join, click here:www.melonhunter.com

Tits, hooters, bazookas, gazongas, boobs, fun bags, knockers, melons, mams, jugs, milk jugs, udders, swingers, hangers, air bags, dirty pillows, beach balls, big ‘uns, honkers, bosoms, norks and mounds. No matter what you call ‘em…we love ‘em!! Melonhunter is for the indiscriminant tit lover. You can get your fill of big naturals or fakies, whichever you prefer. As long as you like ‘em big, then you will not be disappointed on this site. The content is good, there is just not as much of it as we would like. Gives you exactly what the title says…big melons!

Featured is one of our new favorite movie series, 110% Natural. As the title implies, these girls are all real and all are hot pieces of ass. They fuck and suck and their giant knockers swing to and fro. We can’t get enough of this series. Melonhunters also features several Brianna Banks videos. If you do not know who that is, then a) you need to immediately subscribe to this site and b) you need to spend more time looking at porn…plain and simple.

Even though we love the two series mentioned above, our favorite scene on this site, and one of our favorite scenes of all-time, is on Young Ripe Mellons #4, featuring the incomparable, unbelievable and delectable Anastasia. Oh, Anastasia, how we love thee. We don’t want to give up too much, as it is a must see, but it is one of the best fuck scenes we have enjoyed in a while (oh, and it involves double penetration!).

As our job is to be critical, we must mention that there are fewer titties here than on other sites, but quality is what matters to us, not quantity. Besides, this is a Megasitepass site, so you will have PLENTY of other shit to look at once you are done jerking off on these big tits!

Visit the site: www.melonhunter.com

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Midnight Prowl Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Midnight Prowl Sample Photo

The freaks come out at night.

The site: midnightprowl.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: One of the best ideas that we have ever seen. Not only that, but it is very high quality and a part of a great network. This is definitely one of our very favorites! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.midnightprowl.com

In this business, it seems like everything you can think of has been done…it is just a matter of who does it well and who does not. Every now and then a fresh idea pops up and we take a big sigh of relief that we are seeing something we have not seen before. Luckily for us (and you too) that is what happened with Midnight Prowl. You guys are gonna LOVE this one!

Here is the skinny: These guys take a porn starlet/whore to a local area sex shop and whatever lucky customers just happen to be in the shop at the time get to FUCK HER!! No shit! These chicks take on anyone who happens to be in the store…regular Joes like you and I get to fuck these broads. And they don’t get the ugly bitches either…this is Grade A hot pussy meat! We love this concept!

We hate to beat a dead horse, but we just love this idea and this site. Not only is the setup great, it is definitely ALL REAL! None of this bullshit like you see on a lot of sites with guys “supposedly” picking up chicks they have never met before and fucking them…this is the real fucking deal. If you do not believe it then just go there and check out their free trailers. It is obvious after you watch a couple that this is not a set-up…they are really fucking total strangers.

We cannot begin to describe the fun the ensues when these bitches head to the store at night. On the way to the store each time, they get a good warm up fuck by none other than Super Manager Frank Benjamin of Frank Wank fame. Then when they get to the store it is every man for himself! Fat, skinny, black, white, tall, short, old, young, big dick or little dick…these whores do not care a bit!

As if you needed more incentive to join this one, what may be one of the best things of all is something that we have not even talked about yet. It is what network they are affiliated with, which is the Meat Members crew. They have a great rate at $29.95 per month, and for that amount you get access to ALL of their sites, about FORTY in all. That is over a million MBs of content that is available for download (meaning you can keep this material forever) 24/7. The sites range in category, so check out our review of Meat Members to make sure that you “thing” is in there…but hell, Midnight Prowl alone would be worth $29.95 a month…and you just have to dig this site!

One of the best ideas that we have ever seen. Not only that, but it is very high quality and a part of a great network. This is definitely one of our very favorites!

Visit the site: www.midnightprowl.com

… 9 out of 10

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Mike In Brazil Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Mike In Brazil Sample Photo

KA-POW!

The site: mikeinbrazil.com
The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after 7 years, and worth every penny. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)


To join, click here:www.mikeinbrazil.com

Mike of Mike’s Apartment fame takes his show on the road from his apartment in Amsterdam to Brazil, land of beautiful brown honeys. Being big fans of Mike’s Apartment, we had high hopes when we found out it was the same Mike on this site, and we also love Brazilian chicks. Although it is not a site to avoid, we did not find it quite as good as Mike’s Apartment.

Unfortunately, there was something lost in the translation. They fucking did not seem as real as it does back in Amsterdam. Sure there are plenty of positions and moaning and groaning, but the chicks seemed to be going through the motions rather than truly enjoying a good, hard fucking…the kind that makes ‘em bite their lower lip and shake like a leaf on a tree in Chicago. They do put on a good performance but it is just that, a performance. We prefer the kind of videos that seem like the women forgot that the camera was even there.

There is no denying, though, that this is a prime site for Brazilian women buffs. It should be noted that there was absolutely no disappointment in the Brazilian women. As advertised, they are hot, bronzed and have delicious asses. They are certainly one of the most beautiful sects of women in the entire world. This is also a great site for ass men, as they are known for their gorgeous rumps, and Mike goes out of his way to showcase that.

Despite it not being on the same level as Mike’s Apartment, we would recommend that you check this site out if you are in any way, shape or form turned on by Brazilian women.

Visit the site: www.mikeinbrazil.com

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Mikes Apartment Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Mike's Apartment Sample Photo

"It's a shitty place, but I get a lot done here."

The site: mikesapartment.com
The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Hot young chicks fucking their way to a rent payment. Dangling your power over the head of a helpless young nympho? Works for us! We give it a 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)


To join, click here:www.mikesapartment.com

Stuck in Amsterdam and looking for a room to rent, but short on cash? Not a problem, if you are a hot chick who doesn’t mind fucking a stranger. Mike’s Apartment combines a unique idea with very hot fucking in a “reality” type setting–and in doing so makes a very entertaining porn site.

Mike’s offers a wide variety of girls who are in need of a place to stay. He negotiates their length of stay in exchange for different sexual acts. Each girl has her own featured area on the site complete with how long they stayed and what Mike got in return for the use of his Amsterdam loft. It is not completely obvious whether many of these “transactions” are staged or not, but either way the girls are hot and the action is good. Chances are they are set ups, because not many guys could endlessly pull that much trim week after week…and get them to agree to be on camera. Fortunately for us, the fucking is definitely NOT staged.

The site itself offers several free spliced together clips, one for each girl, each lasting about 20 to 30 seconds. They offer a new “roommate” every Monday, so the girls are limited to one new one per week. This may become a downer after a new member “catches up,” but it seems that it will be worth it to get to that point. It is comparable to other sites in fees, about $25 a month. Keep in mind, however, that you can join several sites for the price of one (see review for www.cumfiesta.com). Mike’s Apartment is worth $25 a month a on its own, so it is a steal when you throw in all of the other sites for the same price.

Visit the site: www.mikesapartment.com

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Moms A Cheater Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

she may be a cheater but she does have a tasteful interior

She's not a cheater, she's just bending the rules a little bit.

The site: momsacheater.com

The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.

The verdict: Very fine MILF sites with true to form MILFs. Excellent network and it’ll only set you back a buck. Huzzah! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.momsacheater.com

Well, it finally happened. You know — you’re mom always told me one day she’d be a star, and now she’s done it. She has a site named for her and everything! I guess I’ll go throw a good congratulatory fucking on her tonight…

You already knew this, since you grew up around her and her friends, but this site has some FUCKING hot MILFs on it. It’s interesting too — usually on these sites they are either so hot and young looking that you have a hard time believing they’re really moms, or they’re so old and broken down that you wouldn’t fuck them with a stolen cock — but here they’re all a little older (30s and up probably), and all smoking hot. There are also a lot of gigantic tits here — I guess that goes hand in hand with being a hot mom somehow.

They have a lady on here that is the quintessential MILF. When someone says MILF and I close my eyes and picture one, I picture a lady that looks EXACTLY like Ms. Ginger Lynn on this site. Most important to that image are her eyes. She has those sultry, sinister dark brown eyes. She’s a brunette with a Gina Gershawn-esque face and a body to match. They claim she’s 32, I say she’s older — it doesn’t matter if she’s 78, though — she’s fucking hot.

And, as I always say — teens are great, but older ladies know how to fuck, and fuck well. Give me an experienced MILF over a teen that doesn’t know anything about my taint any day. MILFs make for better scenes because they really get into it, and not just empty, blank stares and forced moans.

The greatest part is that you get this site, and 12 others, for one dollar. $1.00 is the cheapest joining fee on the internet. Better yet, a lot of the sites that offer the dollar join deal are sites that throw shit up and see what sticks. These guys have a baker’s dozen of all original sites that have fantastic talent. Worth at least $30 per month, guaranteed.

Very fine MILF sites with true to form MILFs. Excellent network and it’ll only set you back a buck. Huzzah!

Visit the site: www.momsacheater.com

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