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Lovely Nurses Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She's the Speculator at night.

They sure do take advantage of casual Fridays at that hospital!

The site: lovelynurses.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Not bad, but sort of boring and trite. 7 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.lovelynurses.com

What’s the fascination with nurses? I have never been hospitalized, but when I visit others in the hospital, their nurses always look like Marlon Brando in his later years. And although those little white outfits with the red cross are definitely sexy, these days those sweat hogs wear scruds with fucking cartoon characters on them.

Alright, alright- I didn’t mean to piss on your fantasy. I dig the “nurses” at this site – and pretty much every nurse porn site. And to be honest, I’d even fuck those blubber chunks that really work at hospitals – my cock in an equal opportunity explorer.

Although the bitches here are undeniably hot, I just don’t get an entire site devoted to fake nurses. They even have some dudes pretending to be doctors, fucking the nurses. What kind of fantasy is that?? I want to see the patient fucking the nurse so I can relate. I’m not a fucking doctor. If I was, I’d be out flashing cash and getting some REAL pussy instead of whacking off here.

Okay – so the site is nothing new, unusual or that you wouldn’t expect from a site called Lovely Nurses. Lots of super hot chicks in nurse outfits getting fucked. They are all pro/studio movies (of course they are- who has a doctor’s office set in their house?). There’s nothing bad about them- they just don’t do much for me.

But $1 will get you 3 days, and it’s definitely worth that. Plus, if you get a regular membership you get a ton of additional free pro sites, so that’s pretty cool.

Not bad, but sort of boring and trite.

6 out of 10

Visit LovelyNurses.com

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Wild Fuck Toys Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

That's a bag of plastics dicks, right there.

The site: wildfucktoys.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: We like us some strange every now and then — this site definitely qualifies. One major plus about this site is that it is weird — but it is not disturbing. Well, maybe a little…but in a good way. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.wildfucktoys.com

This one’s for all you guys (like me) that have seen so many god-damned normal sex-type things so often that it takes something a little different to really get a good nut off these days. Wild Fuck Toys is — well, I’m not going to talk down to you — you know damn well what it is — it’s bitches sticking weird shit in their crannies to get off. In turn, we get off. Everyone is happy in the end.

And when we say weird, we really mean it. Mostly machines, but mixed with vibrators, stuffed animals, pieces of angle iron, fake doctors, glass dildos, drills, stirrups, George W. Bush dolls, suction cups, large springs and a crucifix. I am not making any one of these items up — each and every one of them makes an appearance on this site (and gets =jammed into a pussy). If that is not enough to get you there and get you off — then we cannot help you. In fact, you cannot be helped at all. Chain yourself to the wall and wither away, my man.

And if you’re gonna go weird, you might as well enjoy it with a not-so-normal chick. We chose Kayden Faye, a pretty but strange gal. Her entire left upper arm is wrapped in tattoos (we likey) and her nips have posts shoved through them. She’s what we’d call a goth-type chick — a fucking hot one. Her tits are just about perfect in size and shape — movie star tits, folks. I dare you to challenge me on the perfection of her tits. I will fucking take a hammer and — oh…sorry. Got carried away. Anywho, she is a hot little number who fucks herself with some bizarre power drill/dildo/suction machine. Not sure what it is, but let’s put it this way — if I had that machine and you had a feather up your ass — we’d both be tickled. She cums.

Top notch pussy putting oddities inside of themselves doesn’t cost nearly as much as you’d think, either. Well, that site, if it were =alone, runs the average $39.93 per month. BUT — you also get an additional THIRTY sites that are included with this network — all for that one monthly price. One site for forty smackers is normal, but 30 sites for 40 dollars is pretty fucking impressive. Not sure about these wacky insertions? Give it a three day try for $4.95 or a seven day gallivant or $9.95. What the fuck is a “gallivant”? Hell if I know….

We like us some strange every now and then — this site definitely qualifies. One major plus about this site is that it is weird — but it is not disturbing. Well, maybe a little…but in a good way. … 8 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WILDFUCKTOYS.COM

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Wild Party Whores Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Wet t-shirts make for hard dicks

Your nips are showing.

The site: wildpartywhores.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: No surprises here. Naked, gyrating college girls grabbing their own titties and screaming, “WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO.” over and over again. I love it, personally. And the price makes me love it that much more.

7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.wildpartywhores.com

Spring fucking break, my men! I love it, you love it. I’m 33 years old, and I still go to the spring break hot spots every year and get laid more than a Boy Scout leader. I plan to continue this for the rest of my life — and I guaran-fuckin’-tee that it will continue to work. Why? Because young bitches and booze creates a slut monster that will show everything to anyone while fucking anything. God bless spring break.

Wild Party Whores is a spring break/drunk college girls making out/wet t shirt contest/whatever else you want to call it site. You’ve all seen them — most of them have “wild” somewhere in the title and they all have teen sluts making out with each other. In that sense, this site is no different. Not a whole lot of actually intercourse, but a whole lot of titties, a whole lot of wet bitches kissing each other and a whole lot of gyrating, on-stage, topless (and sometimes bottomless) dancing.

The one thing that is VERY different is the price you pay to join, and that price, when you join through Porny Little Devil, is $1.00! One fucking dollar for a spring break site? Have you guys ever tried to join that other, ultra-popular with the “Wild Girls” on it? You ain’t gettin’ that shit for a buck, I promise you that. And this is the same kind of thing — no worse to be sure. Even better, in fact, because you also get access to dozens of additional (and traditional) porn sites when you join this one. So you can first get all worked up by the college chickadees greasing on each other, then you can move over to a hardcore fuck site and twist one out. There is a utopia…

If nothing else, just go watch the trailer on the front page of the site. You probably know what to expect already, but this will give you a little more of a taste (and it’s free, so what the fuck, right?). I like bitches drenched in water, It’s just a thing for me I guess. There are countless water logged freaks on this site. I also like college bitches — and have since high school. Again, I can enjoy more than my fair share of them on this site.

No surprises here. Naked, gyrating college girls grabbing their own titties and screaming, “WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO.” over and over again. I love it, personally. And the price makes me love it that much more. … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WILDPARTYWHORES.COM

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Wild Porn Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Deceptive Fatty

Deceptive Fatty

The site: wildpornpass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: I like to make sure that I have all of my porn shit in check. I want to know exactly what sites I am a member of. That can get out of hand quickly and easily if you dig porn as much as I do. This kind of network is a great way to have everything in one place – one fee, one password, one screen name. After all, you only have one cock…right? 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.wildpornpass.com

Have any of you dudes ever jerked off with ground beef? I am sitting here at home and horny something fierce and just realized I am fresh out of lube. No Vaseline, no lotion, no grape jelly and not even any Preparation H. All of my standbys are empty. The only thing that looks remotely slick in my fridge is ground beef – anyone have any experience in meat lubes?

This is one big motherfucker of a site with more shit to bat your dick to than TEN fucking interstate smut shacks — except you don’t get to go into the bathroom of this site and get your cock slurped by a plaid-shirted trucker through a honey hole. Oh well, you can’t have it all, now can you?

48 motherfucking porno sites – one shitty dollar. ONE FUCKING DOLLAR I SAID! That dollar will give you 3 full day to whittle your fuck stick. Did I mention that you get 48 sites when you join? That’s a hell of a deal, but even better is the buy 3 months, get 3 free bit. Yeah – while 3 days is cool, you can’t even get your dick up more than once an hour – so that’s only 72 or so sparring sessions with Little Mac. 6 months will give you time to really fuck up your cock for life. Sweet!

I generally am down on mega sites due to their faceless nature, but this isn’t really a mega site – it’s just a network – -and a pretty decent one. All of the sites are from different genres and tastes, so there is a really nice variety, lest your cock be bored. And if you’re a fan of professional, well-done porn (as opposed to amateur home video porn), then this is a great network for you to join.

I like to make sure that I have all of my porn shit in check. I want to know exactly what sites I am a member of. That can get out of hand quickly and easily if you dig porn as much as I do. This kind of network is a great way to have everything in one place – one fee, one password, one screen name. After all, you only have one cock…right? … 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WILDPORNPASS.COM

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Back Room Casting Couch Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

You're missing out on a nice piece of cunt, not being able to see this picture. You have to see what you're missing, and Back Room Casting Couch is where it's at, motherfucker!

Just toss it in the corner, Honey - you won't be needing it anymore.

The site: backroomcastingcouch.com

The price:$24.95/mo

The verdict: One of the truly great sites to slick your googler to. My only regret is that I have but one cock to sacrifice to it.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

I am compiling a list of sexual things that I want to accomplish before I die.

I am calling it my Fucket List.

I’m not going to get into any specifics with you, but I can tell you that the following words do appear on the list:

Spam, through, eviscerate, Mao Tse Tung, Barcelona, completely yellow, Kansas City and tri corner hat.

Okay – either I am just getting really lucky lately, or the world on internet porn is stepping up its act.  Back Room Casting Couch is the second site in a row that made me want to buy an expensive pair of silk, elbow length gloves to beat off with, so I wouldn’t damage my cock in any way while I completely lose control jerking it.

This motherfucker is outstanding.

But I want to warn the makers of Back Room Casting Couch that I will hold them 100% responsible for any permanent boner damage that takes place over the next 72 hours that I spend feverishly fucking my fist to their videos.

Back Room Casting Couch not only features hot amateurs, it also highlights the stupidity of a chick in need of cash. This guy puts out an ad, gets them in the door and tells them they need to try out – withOUT pay – to see if they get the porn gig. He films it all and then, after delivering the sperm, lets them in on a little secret…he’s no talent scout and there is no job. Hilarity ensues! It’s great because I never know how to react while I am cleaning the jizz off of my computer, and now I can spend that moment laughing at these dumb bitches!

The price of admission is just under $30. Is that a good deal? Did fucking Rose Kennedy have a black dress? Of course it’s a good deal – it’s fucking amateur bitches getting tricked AND fucked! And apparently you get a ton of additional vagina busting sites as well, but I doubt you’ll ever need them.

As you know, I have looked at over 1,000 porno sites, many of them being of the “reality” type.  Most of those aren’t even “real”, and of the ones that are, only a handful are worth wasting your Astroglide for.  Back Room Casting Couch is a fucking winner through and through.  If you like the real shit, there is no way you can be disappointed in this site.

One of the truly great sites to slick your googler to. My only regret is that I have but one cock to sacrifice to it.

10 out of 10

To join:www.backroomcastingcouch.com

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Exploited College Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

exploitedcollegegirls

The face of exploitation.

The site: exploitedcollegegirls.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: This dandy is a standard $30 to join monthly, and apparently you get access to an additional 23 porn sites. Are those other sites good? I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care. I will spend all of my time watching the gutter sluts of the halls of academia take loads of nut mud to the face, thank you very much. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.exploitedcollegegirls.com

I exploited many, many chicks in college. One time in particular, I convinced a chick that I was the sole heir to a shipping magnate’s fortune. Then I convinced her that she needed to let me fuck or or she would be murdered. I followed that up with tricking her into letting me stick my three longest toes into her asshole. Finally, I talked her into letting me simultaneously cum in her nostril and hit her as hard as I could with a ball peen hammer. College chicks RULE!

That’s why all of the bullshit about tough times and recession and shit like that never fazed me. These are the fucking golden years, peeps. And sites like this one are the reason why. These chicks are as real as your foreclosed home, fucker.

Here’s the boil down – hot college chicks getting fucked. Seen that line before? Maybe, but this time it’s not bullshit. These are not the supposed college chicks you see on many sites, taking bones in a studio in Van Nuys. These are actual students – with the schools they go to listed for your Googling pleasure.

The great thing, to me, about this site is the fact that most of these chicks have no desire to be in the porn business. Lots of sites features chicks that are trying WAY too hard to be sexy. These chicks here are trying to make money. Period. So when this dude crams his ham into their ass, they usually don’t go, “ohhhh yesss.” Instead they scream “OWWW!” and asked that it promptly be removed.

This lucky feller figured out something that we all knew – college chicks are sluts. Broke sluts. Broke sluts willing to experiment in this exploratory phase of their life. So, he got a camera and put out an and voila! How college sluts -tons of them – sucking on his hanger on film. Fuck Einstein – this dude should be branded a genius.

Favorite? That’s like asking me which of my testicles I like more. I love them both equally, as I love each and every naive little cunt on this site. But if I HAVE to pick one to feature, and apparently I do, I will go with Remi. Why? I don’t know – because you made me pick on, dick! Plus, I like the look on her face when the cock hits her colon.This dandy is a standard $30 to join monthly, and apparently you get access to an additional 23 porn sites. Are those other sites good? I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care. I will spend all of my time watching the gutter sluts of the halls of academia take loads of nut mud to the face, thank you very much.

Visit the site: WWW.EXPLOITEDCOLLEGEGIRLS.COM

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Wife Switch Review

by The Devil (admin)

There's a party over here

"Tee hee. I'm gonna cum on your husband's cock. Tee hee..."

The site: wifeswitch.com
The price:$1.99 Trial
The verdict: You can’t go wrong with 4 people fucking in every scene – especially when they’re 4 hot people.
[rating:9/10] (9/10)

Well, let’s start of by stating the obvious with Wife Switch — if these people are really married to each other, I’ll eat a gigantic pile of Rosie O’Donnell’s shit. Now THAT’S confidence speaking right there!

No — we do not believe that these are “real” couples. But they are real hot, and every video on Wife Switch has 4 people fucking in it — so can you really get down on them for fudging on the matrimony thing? We think not.

In a perfect world, Wife Switch would be more aptly titled “2 Guys Fucking 2 Hot Chicks In The Same Room” — because that’s exactly what each episode is. They usually start with small talk, as a real situation like this probably would. Then the wives usually start making out with each other, again — like it would really happen more than likely. Things accelerate, ideas get tossed around, inhibitions get lowered — and the next thing you know some dude is fucking your wife right in front of you and your cock is in his better half. If I had a dime…

Our favorite couple swapping session on Wife Switch was with the Kline’s and the Price’s. Why? Because we liked the fact that Mrs. Price had a gigantic star-thingy tattoos right on her pussy. Smack dab above it, that is ensuring that she will always keep her goat bald. She was also a fucking freak in the sack. We wonder if he’s that hot for her own hubby’s cock? I’d be a little worried if I were Mr. Price — she seems to enjoy Mr. Kline’s boner a little too much, if you catch our drift.

What we really enjoyed most about Wife Switch  is that they tried to make the couples look “real”, meaning they did not always get the 2 biggest studs in the barn and stick them with 2 barbie dolls. They got above average girls — but not “perfect” girls. They do have a lot of big donged studs — but some of them look awfully ordinary (besides their cockloafs, which are still bigger than they need to be). This adds an element of “reality” to the site.

The other thing that we really enjoyed about Wife Switch was the fact that this site is part of a really great network. When you join this one full time ($39.95 per month), you also get access to about THIRTY other sites — all of which we have seen and vouch for. If you want to start in the wading pool, you can get a 3 day trial for $4.95 or a 7 day trial for $9.95 — but that won’t get you the full meal deal, so you’d probably be better off going for the monthly. Besides — where else are you going to get over 30 quality sites for less than $40 per month? Not very many places, folks.

You can’t go wrong with 4 people fucking in every scene — especially when they’re 4 hot people.

Visit the site: www.wifeswitch.com


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Wife Craves Black Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

WifeCravesBlackCock.com, wife craves black cock

Her tits crave black cock too.

The site:Wife Craves Black
The price:$29.98 per month
The verdict: The content is original with some lesser known starlets, the fucking is adequate and at the price is a reasonable $29.98 per month. Great interracial site but if you’re expecting a true interracial cuckolding site, look elsewhere.
[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

Ambiguous site names turn me the fuck off. Whose wife craves what kind of black?My buddy’s wife fucking loves Vegimite. She’s woken up in the middle of the night to satiate her longing for that Australian shit paste. She craves black. Conversely, she’s also a terrible racist. There is a rebel flag tacked into the fake wood paneling above her bed and a framed picture of David Duke on her nightstand.

It’s unlikely she’ll be craving this kind of black.

WifeCravesBlack.com is a straight up cuckolding site done marginally well. Some dude’s wife wants to bang a black dude. That henpecked douche tube begrudgingly agrees. That’s it. The majority of the story lines here state the husband is the one that wants to see the interracial railing. If that was the case there would be a lot more bull prepping and gay cock worship going on. P-shaw.

I say marginally well because, aside from the plot flaws, the fuck action is pretty damn good. Huge scholnged black beasts ravage willing white holes. There’s not a whole lot wrong with that. Two do-not-miss videos are India being tagged teamed. India is a pleased pro juggling two dark dongers. Also check out Carly’s white trash mug gobbling 12 inches of mocha delight.

The content is original with some lesser known starlets, the fucking is adequate and at the price is a reasonable $29.98 per month. Great interracial site but if you’re expecting a true interracial cuckolding site, look elsewhere.

Visit the site: www.wifecravesblack.com

… 8.5 out of 10

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Whores In Denim Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


whores in denim, whoresindemin.com, whoresindenim

I see a whore, but where's the denim?

The site:whoresindenim.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: I liked it more than I thought I would. I still think the jeans should stay in play in some capacity.
[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

I can’t think of much I like better than a bombshell in denim. Jeans are the sexiest things in the world. I bet Larry Denim was the sexiest fucker in his high school class (he’s the person I just made up as the inventor of jeans). I wish they had denim condoms — I’d even wear them to jerk off with. I am going to go right now and stitch me up an entire woman made of denim. It’ll chafe- but the missing skin and rub-burns will be worth the ecstasy of fucking a Jean-woman.I’ve decide that the sites in this network should be called pseudo-professional or pro-am. That’s because they appear to be the ultra-glitzy pro videos from the still shots, but in reality the sets are a little less upscale and the videos are not that HD stuff. Much better than it in y opinion.

These chicks are obviously sexy as shit in their denim, but unfortunately I think the site should be called Whores in Denim…Briefly – because those jeans come off faster than the tag on a pair “school shoes.” I’d prefer to see them get fuck with a pair of Daisy Dukes pulled to the side, or a denim thong on or something -keeps the jeans in play! That’s the whole idea!

For non-super stars, these girls are pretty fucking hot. The one constant is that all of them are in great shape, and after that it’s potluck. Brunettes, blondes, fake tits and real – all types of booty for your pleasure. Excellent variety.

All it takes is one solitary dollar, a greasy handful of cock and about 10 minutes of watching this site- and you got yourself a puddle of white lightning deep enough to canoe in. $1.00 trials are the norm here – -and if you want to join monthly ($24.95) you will access to all of the sites in the network- a good 20 or so.

I liked it more than I thought I would. I still think the jeans should stay in play in some capacity.

Visit the site: www.whoresindenim.com

… 7.5 out of 10

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Whore Gaggers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Not all chicks with tattoos are whores.

Not all chicks with tattoos are whores.

The site: whoregaggers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month
The verdict: Whore Gaggers is definitely a niche, but one that is gaining popularity rapidly. Jump on the bandwagon while this shit is still cheap!
[rating:8/10] (8/10)


Like any good father, it’d be horrific to find out your daughter was getting fucked on the internet. But let’s just assume you could get over that part — let’s assume that she was on a classy, love making site called CaressingAndCuddling.com or SoftIntimateLoveMaking.com. It’d be tough, but you could handle it, right? Now…what if she showed up on today’s site — Whore Gaggers? Jesus Christ…some Dad out there is sick to his stomach right now. Hey Pops — on the bright side your daughter is the BEST at taking a dick so far down her throat that she fucking pukes on a stranger’s cock! Daddy’s little princess, indeed!

I don’t know the actual statistics, but in my estimation these gagging sites are popping up faster than any other fetish sites on the net. If you haven;t seen them, I think they’re great, but you have to have a domination/degradation fetish, as well as an extreme oral fetish. Basically, it’s violent, forceful blow jobs with lots of gagging, a little vomit here and there, and lots of bitches doing what they’re told. You know, sort of like what I picture Heaven to be like!

You should know up front that this type of porn demands fewer “barbie” types and more *real* girls that, while still hot, are not 100% perfect. Some have tattoos, some are on the chubby side, some are just like the chick you see working the window at the convenience store — all are chicks that you;d fuck, to be sure — they just don;t look like super stars.

Take Katrina Kraven for example — she was a gagger on this site. She had a bunch of tattoos (which I coincidentally love) and a nice, tight little body. She was dirty as fuck, but the guy swinging the sword was a little dirtier, shoving his plunger down her throat until she cried. If you’ve never seen a girl suck a cock with authority, all while the mascara runs down her face in rivers of tears — see it this instant. Gave me a hard on that could cut diamonds.

The other thing that gave me a hard on was the fact that I was able to join this little slice of Satan for $1.00 — and if I renew I only have to pay $24.95 per month. That not only includes these wretched, white trash whores, but also many, many other fetish and niche sites – -for free. The girls on all of the sites are “real” girls, and all of the sites are very high quality. We really like this network.

Definitely a niche, but one that is gaining popularity rapidly. Jump on the bandwagon while this shit’s still cheap!… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.whoregaggers.com

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