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White Trash Teens Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


White Trash Teens, whitetrashteens

I hope her step-son remembered to go to her trailer and feed her pet snake while she was out of town for this audition.

The Site: whitetrashteens.com
The price:$2.99 (trial)
The verdict: If you like ‘em trashy and in a single-wide, you’ll like this site. Don’t confuse white trash with ugly — these downtrodden sewer rats are fucking hot!
[rating:8/10] (8/10)

Let me tell you something, folks — the term “white trash”, in connection with porn, should NOT be considered a negative thing. I fucking LOVE white trash chicks. They need money, they have little self-respect, they work extra hard for fuck-money so they can feed and diaper their snot-nosed bastard kids, and so they don’t have to get a job that requires them to stand up. They’re also easy.

And if you don’t believe me, check out what the makers of the site say, “Star-struck white trash teens were brought up on a staple diet of penis protein and hardcore fucks; they’ll never say no to anything, no matter how kinky!” See? I fucking told you. Dead on with what I said — and these motherfuckers should know — they’re the ones paying these cum-gutters.

This is a site brought to us by the PimpRoll boys — and outstanding outfit that produces tons of porn sites, all of which regularly get high reviews from us here at PLD. Why? Because they always deliver fantastic quality chicks, great video and almost always have a fucking amazing deal going on for new members. Right now — $2.99 for a 3 day trial if you click through PLD here. Fucking top it!

Know what my favorite white trash girl look is? Corn-row type braids on a white chick. Fucking oozes white trash! And guess what? They’ve got a bitch sucking cock and getting fucked with exactly that look. Nautica is her name and although she appears to be bi-racial and not full white trash, she’s still hot and trashy. I love her — and she can suck a skin flute like the dickens

! If you like ‘em trashy and in a single-wide, you’ll like this site. Don’t confuse white trash with ugly — these downtrodden sewer rats are fucking hot!

Visit the site: www.whitetrashteens.com

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White Meat On Black Street Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


white meat on black street, whitemeatonblackstreet, whitemeatonblackstreet

That brunette = meat. That dude's cock = black street.

The site: whitemeatonblackstreet.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Damn fine entertainment. That is all we can say
[rating:9/10] (9/10)

Ummm…have you ever just seen something that is so incredible that you are at a loss for words? We have, just now. You want to join us? Go to White Meat on Black Street. Now.

Have you ever heard of or seen anything like this? This guy…a black guy who calls himself Jaguar…has the biggest fucking cock possibly in the world. Ever. We cannot describe it other than to say it is reportedly 17 inches long…and we have absolutely no reason to doubt that measurement. This dick looks like a fucking giant novelty dildo…but it is real. You can imagine the hijinx that ensues as he whips this totem pole out in front of these scared little white bitches. Pandemonium. And just imagine the size of his cum shot. Huge.

We cannot begin to describe these videos. They are great, we can tell you that much. But it is like trying to describe the pyramids to someone. Or the Great Wall of China. You can tell them, but when they actually see it with their own eyes, it is so much more than they ever expected.

What we can tell you is that these white girls’ jaws drop to the floor when they see this massive dong coming at them. It is a good thing, too…because that is exactly how wide their mouths will need to be open to have any change at all at sucking these things off. And each and every one of them is a trooper. They all do their best — some better than others — to pretend that they are not in excruciating pain. This makes for every entertaining video, peeps.

And to top it all off, this site is a member of a great group called Meat Members (aptly named to include this site). It is a collection of about 40 sites that are all different and all entertaining as hell, and they are all yours for one monthly fee of $29.95. That is all you pay for the one million plus megabytes of material. It is all originally made by these guys and it is all very good quality. It is one of our very favorite networks.

Damn fine entertainment. That is all we can say!

Visit the site: www.whitemeatonblackstreet.com

… 9 out of 10

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Whore Lore Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Creepy shit

Possibly the most fucked up thing I've seen in the porn business.

The site: whorelore.com

The price:$34.95/mo
The verdict: Hopefully you don’t encounter any giant spiders while you’re beating off.
[rating:6/10] (6/10)

If you saw a flying saucer land and an alien chick got out of it, would you fuck her? I might. Depends on what she looked like. If she had those big fucking eyes and triangle shaped head that you always see aliens have, I don’t think I would. Unless she had 6 or more pussies. Then I’d fuck each and every one of them. Assuming, of course, that they didn’t have teeth and that they didn’t shoot lasers out of the alien-clit.

This site is for you Lord of the Rings nerds that want to fuck an elf or some other middle Earth creep. The bitches are hot, I can’t deny that. It’s a pro site — and a high class pro site at that — so they have scored the best of the best when it comes to top shelf pussy. But then they went and put elf ears on them. What the fuck is that? I am not a fan of Garflinks and Elfwhigs and shit like that, so maybe I’m wrong. But I don’t generally dig on 11 inch ears.

All of that being said…if you are a fan of professional porn, and can overlook (or appreciate) plot lines involving swords and sorcery, I guess this is better than sitting across the D&D table from Gilbert, discussing which Babylon 5 alien you’d most like to fuck. The talent is really stunning, featuring super hot ladies — the exact kind of chick that anyone liking sorcery and dragons will never have the slightest chance of landing. Or speaking to.

The good news — if you are not a fan of wearing a helmet and shield and fucking a green Gnarchack pseudo-human – is that you get a good load of free sites when you join this one. The sites all have high class pro chicks, but without the elven ears and fairy’s tails.

I don’t know – maybe I’m just not getting the whole thing. The chicks are hot and the fucking is not bad for pro stuff. It’s just a niche that’s not for me. I do give them a little credit for originality, though. This was the first time I had seen anything of the sort.

Hopefully you don’t encounter any giant spiders while you’re beating off. …6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.whorelore.com

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Whoregies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

The pink top makes her a whore. The 6 other people make it a Whorgie.

The pink top makes her a whore. The 6 other people make it a Whorgie.

The site: whoregies.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: A nice idea and well done to boot. We wish we were this lucky
[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

Whoregies is what you call a reverse gang bang. Whoregies features videos with several chicks and only one or two guys, all fucking and sucking and licking and cumming. Lucky bastards.

Whoregies pits numerous ladies against one ro two guys in a steamy orgy. Who knows what will happen. Sometimes the guy will be hammering the girl from behind and have his cock yanked out of her snatch, only to quickly be thrust into a horny sluts mouth. Or a guy could be ass-hammering a chick while another chick licks his balls, one licks her pussy and two are watching while 69ing each other. Think you’d like that? Yeah…us too.

We also liked the quality of chicks that Whoregies put in the videos. Top shelf, my friends. How fucking great is that…8 or 9 gorgeous ladies rolling around together and moaning and shit. Damn. But we have to admit that we were not surprised about the talent when we noticed that this site was a Meat member site. They always have the best bitches (see Top Notch Bitches if you don’t believe us) and they always have spectacular sites with high quality videos and lots of updates. Oh…and there are FORTY of these sites…and you get them ALL for$29.95 per month. Now you can see why we were so excited.

Our favorite video? Can you actually have a favorite amongst a group of things if every single thing is the greatest thing you have ever imagined? No…but we will just tell you about one to see if it is something you might be interested in. How about Episode #2 on the site. It is just as spectacular as the rest. We counted at least 7 girls, but it was hard to tell because we kept forgetting what we were doing due to the jerking off and all. Brunettes, redheads and blondes – oh my!! Erik Everhard, the cocksmith that runs the site, is as lucky as any man that has ever walked this earth.

A nice idea and well done to boot. We wish we were this lucky!  … 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WHOREGIES.COM

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White Slave Whores Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


It's a vanilla - choco treat

It's a vanilla - choco treat

The Site: whiteslavewhores.com
The price:$4.97 trial, $29.97/mo
The verdict: So there you have it — white gutter snipes getting mistreated and rogered for an incredibly low rate (when you consider all of the other sites you get with it).
[rating:9/10] (9/10)
I am not a female, that much is obvious. But I wonder — at some point, a gigantic cock just cannot feel good, can it? No matter how much you like big dick, or how well you can act, it has to hurt tremendously at some point. I mean, some of the guys on this site have dicks that are so long that they just HAVE to do some damage when they’re shoved into a snapper. It’s simple biology, right? This disturbs me…someone please tell us!!!!

Anyway, this site, White Slave Whores, obviously has a lot of guys with gigantic dicks. In this case, they’re all buff black guys. The ladies, of course, are all white tramps who get mistreated, abused and generally roughed up — and then beg for more. A match made in porno heaven, if you ask me.

The site is full of ridiculous plot lines, but as we have always said, we can look past that if the fucking is up to snuff — and it definitely is. The chicks are fucking really, really hot — and naturally hot, not all dolled up either. It never ceases to amaze me that there are SO many incredibly good looking girls out there who are total sluts. I wish I had grown up in a bigger city…

Take Dora for example — if you saw this blonde haired, blue-eyed, small tittied, gorgeous babe on the street you’d swear she was on her way to a sorority Mystery Date or her Daddy’s retirement party — something innocent and All-American. Instead, she’d really be on her way to a studio to get fucked by possibly the longest cock that I — a guy who reviews porn for a living –have ever seen. And not just get fucked — get degraded and roughed up as well. I love this world….

So that’s the kind of stuff you are going to be looking at here — the stuff that dreams are made of, friend. And the bombshell news is that =when you get a full membership to this site, you also get a full membership to 33 other sites. Stick that in your white girl and smoke it! And I’ll even raise you one — it’s only $29.95 per month for ALL of them. That’s less than $1 per site, per month. A three day trial is only $4.97! Holy shit, how could the news get any better? Just like this — you can prepay for three months and get one of those months free ($59.95 for 90 days).

So there you have it — white gutter snipes getting mistreated and rogered for an incredibly low rate (when you consider all of the other sites you get with it). … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.whiteslavewhores.com

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White Boy Stomp Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

white boy stomp, whiteboystomp, whiteboystomp.com

"Take your pants off and give me some reparations!"

The site: whiteboystomp.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: Very nice specialization in a very sexy network. Nothing bad at all to say about this little slice of gang sex
[rating:7/10] (7/10)

I entered a big cock contest in Tijuana once. It was me and 3 other dudes (2 other white guys and a Puerto Rican). I came in 3rd. Turns out, the Puerto Rican was a pre-op tranny and I had 1/8 of an inch on him/her. Why do I tell you this story? Because I fucking care, okay? I fucking care about you!

Being a white boy myself, I was a little intimidated by the name of the site. It doesn’t exactly elicit an immediate boner from me when I have to think about getting my fucking ass stomped. But then I actually “looked” at the content of the site (novel idea, huh?) and realized that it was not what I had feared. This is a site that features a group of white boys fucking one black chick. Where does the stomp come in? Fuck if I know.

What you will know for sure is that these ebony chicks they have drummed up are fucking hot…period. This is obviously a novelty type niche, and sometimes sites featuring a small niche like this tend to grab whatever skeezer they can get just to fit the bill. But not these guys. They really do a great job finding chicks that you want – no NEED – to fuck.

It’s definitely a niche that flies under the radar. Even one-on-one sex with black chicks and white dudes flies under the radar – -but this is way under it. Like stealth, motherfuckers. That’s why I was pleasantly surprised to find it – well, that and the fact that a monthly membership gets you access to 50 sites in all, which is pretty dandy too.

But the biggest draw of the site has to be the one dollar fee for a 3 day trial membership. Sure, the chicks are hot – and it’s awfully nice to see a sexy sista get bone-dogged but a few dudes at once. But 72 hours of boner slicking for $1? Fuck everything else – that’s the reason I joined.

Very nice specialization in a very sexy network. Nothing bad at all to say about this little slice of gang sex.

Visit the site: www.whiteboystomp.com

… 7 out of 10

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We Love Latinas Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

There is one that we love!

There is one that we love!

The site: welovelatinas.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: This is a great place to find massive amounts of pussy. You will not get to know the girls so much, but in the end you have to ask yourself if that is what you care about?!?!?. .

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.welovelatinas.com

We love Latinas. No, seriously…we DO love Latinas, which means that we have something in common with the makers of this site. You see…THEY also apparently love Latinas, so much so that they actually named their site that! Whew…ok, so the creativity is slow today. But the point is thatWeLoveLatinas.com is a big ol’ fucking mega-site full of thousands upon thousands upon thousands of pictures and videos of dark-skinned, dark-haired gorgeous (most of them anyway) Latina princesses. As you may have read from us in the past, we are particularly fond of the bronzed Latina beauties. They are spicy like the food that they represent, and who does not think “sexy” when they think of Latina? One word: Lambada. Enough said.

This super site not only gives you a downloadable supply of Latina movies that will last you for a long, long, long time, they also have a lot of extras (as you will have any extra time on your hands) including, games, e-zines and, best of all, live 24/7 XXX sex shows. The price for all of this is $38.76 per month, which we think is somewhat steep, but to put it in perspective we have reviewed a lot of other Latina sites that are $20 to $30 per month and they only have a few dozen videos or so on them. This one has thousands, and they promise weekly updates…at least.

More on the sex shows and live chats…we often mention these and assume that everyone has seen them, which is probably not the case. It is a simple premise really…you see her on video, you tell her what to do and, within reason, she does it. Just for you. Generally this is limited to masturbation, dildos and the like but who the hell are you to complain? How many strangers can you tell to frig themselves and they immediately do it? Yeah, we are in the same boat…that is why we subscribe here.

Here is a little teaser for you, in case you are on the fence and really want a nudge in the direction of the Latina freaks…an example of what you can find on this site. A true Latina piece of ass named Marguerita (we know, we know…stereotyping. But we are not the ones that called her that) performs a knob job and then gets boned from the rear. She has the perfect little body, about 5’4″, C-cup tits and a great ass. Long, curly dark hair and beautiful blue eyes (contacts? Maybe, but they look great). She can suck a dick like a prison loner and fucks like a beast. She is also a little freaky, as she smacks her own ass while riding this dude. She even gives us a brief reverse-cowgirl. At the end we are treated with a frontal cum shot, with cum covering her little pussy soul-patch.

Sound like something you’d like? We thought so. This is a great place to find massive amounts of pussy. You will not get to know the girls so much, but in the end you have to ask yourself if that is what you care about?!?!?

Visit the site: www.welovelatinas.com

… 8 out of 10

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We Love Bjs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That's a boobjob blowjob

"Wait a minute...that's not a dick!"

The site: welovebjs.com.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month
The verdict: Like all mega sites, this one lacks personality once you get inside, which is what they try to make up for on the front page. This one stands apart because they actually tried to get you to like it, rather than just throwing whatever they can up there and sitting back to earn the money. Kudos to them for that anyway…we give them points for effort!.
[rating:7/10] (7/10)
To join, click here:www.welovebjs.com.com

Have you ever known anyone (any man that is) who has NOT loved BJs? I challenge you to show me ANY guy, gay, straight or otherwise, who does not live a BJ. You can’t do it, can you? Thought so… Well, neither could the makers of this site, and they found several men AND several women who at least appeared to love BJs, giving and getting them. They threw us a curveball at first. The front page of their site seems to suggest that they are offering original girls with original content, as they name several girls and describe their performance. Although the girls and their movies can actually be found inside, it is not what we thought. This is, in fact, a super site with lots and lots of videos and pictures. We are not saying that they are tricking us. In fact, we liked the different look…it actually made us more interested in the site. But we here on the lap of the Devil like to give full disclosure, so you should know what the site is all about.

A full access membership will run you just under $35 per month. That is not a bad price, although it seems somewhat higher than normal. The reason it is fair is that they offer hundreds of videos for download (that means you can keep them forever). They also offer thousands and thousands of pictures of girls with big, slimy cocks in their mouths. Print them off, put them in your locker or whatever you do with them these days! Use them, dammit!

Now, what type of BJs will you see here? All types…from soft and sensual to throat gaggers and even a vomit or two! We especially liked Jay (girl not a guy). This petite redhead takes one of the biggest white-boy dongs that we have ever seen, and she takes it well. All the way to the base, people. This was not strictly a BJ video, as she also got fucked, but I guess we can’t complain about that, now can we. As long as she takes a load in the face, which she obediently does. This gal put the JAY right back into BJ!!

Like all mega sites, this one lacks personality once you get inside, which is what they try to make up for on the front page. This one stands apart because they actually tried to get you to like it, rather than just throwing whatever they can up there and sitting back to earn the money. Kudos to them for that anyway…we give them points for effort!

Visit the site: www.welovebjs.com.com

… 7 out of 10

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We Live Together Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Need another roomie, by any chance?

The site: welivetogether.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month
The verdict: Another outstanding reality site from the Nasty Dollars people. Literally dozens of extremely hot (everyone is at least a 9) 18-22 year-olds initiating each other into girl-girl sex. Very hot! We give it a .
[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)
To join, click here:www.welivetogether.com

What happens when three hot girls live together and periodically go out at night and bring home other girls to party? Usually a lot of drinking and laughing and that is it. But at We Live Together, a whole lot more transpires.

These three hotties at We Live Together venture out into the streets, bars and even amusements parks to find a willing participant to bring back home for some girl on girl on girl on girl…well you get the point…a lot of hot lesbo action. The three constants are definitely top shelf, as are many of their playmates. It is suspiciously amazing how they can find all of these hot and ready-to-go girls all over the place, but who are we to question them?

We Live Together is no pillow fight, rub-in-the-shower site. After the girls dispose of the long–and sometimes exceedingly long–introductions, they get down to some truly hot lesbian action. Not only the standard licking and fingering, but strap-on fucking as well. They definitely do not pull any punches.

Each new girl (one a week) is featured in over 40 minutes of film and well over a hundred pictures. Several minutes are dedicated to talking and getting to know the outsider, but when the gloves (and clothes) come off they do not fail to please. Our favorite is Brooke, who could easily pass for a *real* model. We also enjoyed Lynn, who joined in on some double dildo action with the housemates.

You won’t find any conventional male/female interaction here…but who cares when you have at least four girls at a time fucking and sucking! Another outstanding reality site from the Nasty Dollars people. Literally dozens of extremely hot (everyone is at least a 9) 18-22 year-olds initiating each other into girl-girl sex. Very hot! We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.welivetogether.com

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We Like It Black Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

You're about to like this shit then, Bitch.

The site: welikeitblack.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Not a whole lot of original content, but there is certainly a ton of videos.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)To join, click here:www.welikeitblack.com

What is in a name? As you know, we tend to look deeper into the names of porn sites that many would. Why, you might ask? Because we are a full service site. Quit asking stupid questions and just listen! Hell, it doesn’t cost you anything!

Anywho, we like to angle of this one. Right from the start, the title of the website makes you feel like the girls are the ones in charge here, and it is the chicks who want the big, black dicks, and not the other way around. They WANT to be there getting fucked. They enjoy it. So did we.

Not only did we enjoy the content, we enjoyed the price as well ($24.95 per month for this and about 50 other sites…hard to beat). This is a video “dump” site, so you will not find a lit of original shit to get you off. But you WILL get off…trust us! Here is how…

Big Blacks and Little Blondes is an example of a movie that does not feature the hottest chicks on the planet, but the fuck scenes are good enough to make up for that. None of the actresses makes us want to cum just looking at them, but they seem to work extra hard to make up for (which works for us). One of the “little blondes,” in scene 3, takes on not one, not two…but THREE brothers at the same time. That makes for a nice double penetration scene, with a cock in the mouth to boot! The chick, who is cute at best, makes up for her lack of stunning looks with a “take all cummers” attitude. Bravo. Watch this movie for the fucking, not the “name brand” pussy. You will not be disappointed.

The Gangland series is also a good interracial series, and volume 43 can be found on We Like It Black. This series does have the unfortunate “fake acting” in it, but after you get past that it has some really good scenes. The premise is entertaining (despite the bad acting)…naive white girls getting a taste of the hood. All of the scenes involve at least 2 “gangland brothers” on one white girl. They are somewhat repetitive, but worth a look nonetheless.

A very solid interracial site. A great deal for the money and the videos are useful. There is a limited amount of material, but it will take you quite a while to reach your limit.

Visit the site: www.welikeitblack.com

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