Reality

Vegas Sex Party Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

What happens with 4 other exposed cocks in the room, stays in Vegas.

The site: vegassexparty.com

The verdict: I don’t know if it’s *really* reality TV, but it sure beats the fuck out of the Real World!

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.vegassexparty.com

What happens in Vegas apparently gets recorded by a camcorder, mass produced and stuck on the internet for millions of people to see — and they only have to pay $1.00 to see it! So much for that “stays in Vegas” bullshit. Jeez…I love this site, but what a bunch of fucking home wreckers.But fuck it — we’ll take advantage of it since it is available. Vegas Sex Party is a “Reality” site that features parties with Vegas strippers and dancers, getting fucked, sucked and licked all about. I have no idea if these are authentic Vegas strippers, nor do I care (it was featured on Playboy TV, so maybe these are real parties and real strippers). What I do know is that they are sexy bitches that have big parties with lots of men and women where an orgy generally breaks out. God dammit I love Vegas.

The chicks are definitely of a high enough quality to be Vegas pole cats — all of them are very hot with big, fake tits. You know the dirty tramps you see at your local strip club? Well, they have some of them too — for a little variety, you know? I love dirty whores, so the more the merrier, no matter if they’re classy or trampy.

Each video (and there are hundreds of them) features several bitches involved in an orgy with each other and sometimes with a bunch of dudes. Many times it is apparent that the dudes are pros too — but in the spirit of Vegas, every now and then, some schmuck like yourself hits the jackpot and gets to mix it up with some of these sluts. You know — every fucking time I go to Vegas I lose at least $1,000, and now these fat, shitty assholes are getting to fuck super hot Strip strippers? It’s not fucking fair.

But I guess a $1.00 trial for 72 hours is pretty fucking lucky, huh? So we’re all winners, because that’s what it costs to join this motherfucker. There are other options (about $30 for the regular monthly), but we always suggest the cheapest trial period that they have so that you can make sure the site is right for your cock. You also get access to 10 additional sites from this network — and they are all dandies.

I don’t know if it’s *really* reality TV, but it sure beats the fuck out of the Real World!

Visit the site: www.vegassexparty.com

… 9 out of 10

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Amateur Idols Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Beige

"You have acute angina? I sure hope so, 'cause your tits are ugly!"

The site: amateuridols.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Decent amateur (mostly) site with lots of content and access to lots of other sites.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)
 To join, click here:www.amateuridols.com

In the world of internet porn, we would bet that the most commonly used (and misused) word is “amateur.” You never know what you are going to get when you join an amateur site. Some people consider amateurs to be only couples making home videos. Others consider them to be any girl who is “new” to porn. This being the case, it is hard to tell before sinking in your hard earned money whether you will be satisfied or not.

Amateuridols is the kind of amateur site that features mainly young, hot chicks who are looking to make a few bucks or to break into the porn industry. Most are very sexy and attractive. They do not cater to the hidden amateur video lovers, nor the home movie amateurs. But if your thing is young girl-next-door types getting laid on camera for what may be the first time, then there are plenty of videos to keep you bust at Amateur Idols.Decent amateur (mostly) site with lots of content and access to lots of other sites.

The membership fee is $24.95 per month, which not only includes full access to Amateur Idols, but over 50 other sites as well (they are a member of the Pimproll family). Not all of those additional sites are amateur sites, although several of them are. Many different interests are featured throughout all of their sites. You can get off to anything from black, gay men to old, white women. There is also everything in between. If you get tired of videos (there are over 600 available), then you can sift through the thousands of still photos that they have available.

As some fo you know, many sites will have certain “original” girls that they feature. This is not one of those sites. They simply post DVDs that were already made by others. You can easily download each video that you want to keep for later use. What they do for you, however, is break them down into scenes. We love the pimproll guys for this feature. It makes watching porn so much easier.

A couple of scenes that made us shoot our loads: The video Real Sex 2 is truly a great amateur film. There are so many great parts it would take all day to list them all. We were very fond of Hunter, a knockout for small tit lovers. She and her little mosquito bites get a first rate drubbing. Another hot scene is from Amateur Angels #3. Margo is the sweetest thing on two legs. To watch her interview you would think that she was trying for a teacher opening. In a way, that was true. She definitely taught us not to judsge a book by its cover. She is definitely one you should not miss.

We were somewhat disappointed that a few non-amateur movies were snuck onto this site, however (see–Bring it On Bitch). There are plenty of real amateurs out there, we wonder why they would put “actors” on this site. They can always be ignored if you are looking for only amateurs.

Amateuridols offers a good collection of amateur videos (as well as some that are not). We love amateurs, so to have a bunch of scenes at our fingertips was very nice. We are overall pleased with this one.

7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amateuridols.com

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American Daydreams Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dreaming of those titties

Perfect tits.

The site: americandaydreams.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Spectacular original content and a neat twist on an old idea. The acting is for shit, but the fucking makes it worth it!! 8.5 out of 10

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.americandaydreams.com

American Daydreams takes a concept that has been around for as long as porn has been around, puts a little twist on it, throws hot, girl-next-door type actresses in the mix and out comes yet another great product from Naughty America.

This is the site to fantasize about fantasies. American Daydrems embraces the cheesy porno story line and turns it into something hot. Their motto is “If you can dream it, we’ll have it!” They take one of their super hot and real actresses and put them in a scenario that one of us may have dreamed about being in. For example, this writer has always wanted to own a bar and fuck all of the hot college waitresses that I would hire. American Daydreams has a very close scenario, where a bartender finds himself alone with 2 patrons, who just happen to be sexy and horny. Pandemonium ensues.…

There are dozens of similar fantasies that are played out here. The mail woman, the therapist, the tanning salon worker (a personal favorite and fantasy), and many, many others. Are they cheesy? Absolutely! But that is part of the charm. We think that the fantasy aspect of porn should be played up as much as possible, because porn is a fantasy, right? At the same time, though, we can do without the cheesy lines and music. But we are happy with American Daydreams’ product…mainly because we really like their talent base!

As we generally do, we watched many of the movies and one of our favorites featured Annie Cruz, who portrayed a computer nerd (ok, ok…no jokes. Of course that was our favorite…we work on computers for a living!). Annie is a dynamite little Asian with perfect handful sized, tits and the rest of her body is, in our opinion, exactly what we would draw up if we were making the perfect piece of ass. Annie is now one of our absolute favorite Asian-American porn stars!  If you are into Asians, she is a must see! Annie, if you happen to be reading this — you are the best! The acting is admittedly bad, as Christian hits his head and begins to “dream” that he is fucking the tech support girl. But who cares, right? They are both fucking hot and the sex is great. Christian (who just so happens to be a regular poster on the Porn Country Club — see our review for Naught America VIP), throws her around like a rag doll and treats us to some very acrobatic positions for pussy eating and fucking as well (he is huge, she is tiny), then takes her in the bung and finally feeds her some love chowder! Good god! Nice scene! Long too (nearly half and hour).

As a member of the Naughty America network, you not only get all of these fantasies played out on your computer, you also get all of the other sites that are a member of the network. Again, see our review of Naughty America VIP for a better description. All of this is only $24.95 per month. There are lots of other sites out there that throw a ton of material up and charge the same amount. These guys do have a good deal of material, but it is well planned and well done. It is not a bunch of shit from other places.

Spectacular original content and a neat twist on an old idea. The acting is for shit, but the fucking makes it worth it!

Visit the site: www.americandaydreams.com

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Amy Fisher Caught On Tape

by The Devil (admin)

Right after this photo was taken, she shot the photographer right in the fucking face.

The site: amyfishercaughtontape.com

The price:$29.95

The verdict: We love celebrity fucking, and this was one of our original favorite jerk-gals. We were very excited to see that she had gotten chumped with a sex tape, and we were not disappointed to see the results. 8.5 out of 10

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)
To join, click here:www.amyfishercaughtontape.com

Oh boy — we’re getting a blast from the past here. Remember Amy Fisher, that fucking crazy, hot little slut from the early 90s that was fucking that disgusting, fat auto mechanic and took it another level by shooting his dyke-looking wife in her shit-ugly face, right on her own porch? Of course you do — you jerked off to Amy Fisher time and again in 1992, just like I did. Well, we had to wait 15 years, but we can finally put a REAL video to those fantasies that we had back then — Amy Fisher’s got a sex tape out! And although it’s not some “oops” amateur video (it appears very planned and purposely released, even though she claims it isn’t), it still answers a lot of questions and ties up a lot of loose ends in my fantasy.

It appears that Amy Fisher still can’t get enough of older men — she fucks some crusty old, J. Peterman looking motherfucker. At least he’d an attractive older man, and not some greasy fat-ball loser like Buttafuco. It’s her hubby — who she has since left and apparently gone back to greaseball-shitbag-man Buttafuco. Some idiots never learn. Oh well, let’s focus on this fuck tape.

Amy Fisher has fake boobs, which I like, and a navel tattoo, which I also like. I have always loved Amy Fisher’s Italian looks, and although she obviously looks older now than way back when, she still looks great. She’s a cougar now, instead of a lolita, but still hot nonetheless. She has a great body and has kept herself in great shape. We know she likes to fuck, as she has been doing so since way before she was even legal to — so the fucking is not bad at all. She rides cock, eats cock, gets her snapper licked and frigs herself with a dildo. Great variety for an “accidentally” release tape.

Know what’s really hot? Watch the Amy Fisher video, hear her fuck, get ready to pop your nut — then right before you do, think about this crazy bitch shooting some cruddy whore in the face. That’s fucking hot. I shot my load so hard it hit the ceiling — a new personal best (I marked it on the wall with a Sharpie to memorialize it).

Finally, the Amy Fisher video was released by the Red Light District group — and well known porn producer that has been winning awards for years. They have an incredible network that is ALL yours when you join this site — several sites are yours at full access. You can stick your cock in the waters for $4.95 for a three day trial. And when you join full time monthly (less than $30 by the way), you get AL of the sites, full access. And don’t forget that the Red Light District has the likes of Courtney Simpson, Amber Rayne and Michelle Wild — along with dozens others.

We love celebrity fucking, and Amy Fisher was one of our original favorite jerk-gals. We were very excited to see that she had gotten chumped with a sex tape, and we were not disappointed to see the results.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amyfishercaughtontape.com

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Anal Tryouts Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

It's the holy grail, rub & tug to anal

"Congrats! You made the team."

The site: analtryouts.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Pretty decent for a fancy pro site. Lots of lovely ladies, lots of loose cabooses. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.analtryouts.com

It is common courtesy to ask before cumming inside a lady’s butthole. It is also common courtesy to wipe your dick off on her bed sheets as soon as you pull out, so that it will be free of butt remnants when goes to suck it first thing in the morning.

Guess what? This site features dongs in the pooper! I know…surprise, huh? I love me some butt sex, but one of these days they are going to have to come up with something new to try. Chicks will eventually evolve looser arses and then all of our fun will be ruined.

This is a very HD, very professional, very perfect type of site. No amateurs here, my friends. No dog chicks either. Only top of the line, grade A pieces of ass – ass that gets stuffed up like a Thanksgiving turkey.

Redhead fans should take a gander at Sarah. She has a scene on this site where she gets corndogged, then shows us all her empty, gaping ass cavity. I believe I could stick my forearm through it without touching either side. I know one thing – I sure as fuck would love to try!

$1.00 is all you need for 72 hours of butt ripping fun. $35 is what a full month costs, which is steep, but you have to consider that you get about 10 additional professional sites with over 8,500 videos network-wide. Not so steep anymore, huh? And the full membership allows you to download and keep the movies you want.

Pretty decent for a fancy pro site. Lots of lovely ladies, lots of loose cabooses.

Visit the site: www.analtryouts.com

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Angel Belle Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don Vito is a fuck machine

Don Vito is a fuck machine

The site: angelbelle.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: On one hand, this is a shitty looking site and, unfortunately, the front page alone will make a lot of people run away like a Twinkie on Rosie O-Donnel’s plate. On the other hand, if you can gag that down, you get some really, really nice amateur content — the real shit that you rarely see anymore. I’d give the $5 option a try if I were you — it’s worth at least that. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here: www.angelbelle.com

You know — normally I hate websites with graphics that look like a 5th grader with Palsy was the lead designer of them — but if you can get past the incredible shittiness of the front page, it’s really a pretty darn good — and 100% REAL — amateur porn site.Angel Belle (that’s pronounced “Ain-jel” like the fluttery cherub…not “Ahn-hell” like that Mexican boxer that you saw on HDNet at 3:30 this morning) is a surprisingly cute blonde from Joisey (that’s how they say “Jersey” in Jersey). She’s the epitome of the chick next door — so much so that, as mentioned above, it looks like she had her little brother create her site for her. She’s 5′ 6″ and measures 34D-27-39 — in other words, she has big old titties. Most importantly — she likes to eat pussy. Seriously guys — you’d think Janet Reno had a little sparkle too her if you could watch her eat pussy. Okay — bad example…but Angel is hot when she does it.

My favorite thing about Angel is that she’s white trash. Sorry, Angel — but the truth is the truth. She lists her favorite band as Aerosmith, her favorite movie is The Fast and the Furious and, well, she has a low budget, amateur internet site on the internet. But make no mistake — I grew up in the Midwest and I think the HOTTEST chicks are white trash chicks. Why? Because they’re nasty as fuck, and they born to be demoralized, fucked and thrown away like yesterday’s newspaper.

And “trashy” is synonymous with “cheap.” That’s why you can watch this Jersey tramp get her pussy eaten by your little sister for less than 5 bucks. $4.95 will get you 5 full days. And if you join for the full monthly membership, you get access to the ENTIRE network, which is — get this — over 2 terabytes of content. Maybe one of you fucking nerds can figure out what that means. Me, I have no idea, but I surmise it means I get a shitload of porn, as there are DOZENS of sites included.

On one hand, this is a shitty looking site and, unfortunately, the front page alone will make a lot of people run away like a Twinkie on Rosie O-Donnel’s plate. On the other hand, if you can gag that down, you get some really, really nice amateur content — the real shit that you rarely see anymore. I’d give the $5 option a try if I were you — it’s worth at least that.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.angelbelle.com

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Arab Street Hookers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Wish #1: Quit pretending to ge a genie.

This is the type of genie that appears when you rub a bottle of lube.

The site: arabstreethookers.com

The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.

The verdict: Seriously — it’s cheap, but even before you decide on that, go check these chicks out — they’re pretty fucking hot! 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.arabstreethookers.com

Arab Street Hookers, huh? I guess they’ve really loosened up over there in the Middle East. Last time I heard the women had to cover their shit all up when they left the house. Now apparently they’ve got naked street hookers gallivanting around all over the place! Who said the Iraq war was a waste of time?

Arab Street Hookers is one of those over the top ethnic sites — you know, the kind where they dress them up in the garb that is stereotypical of their culture and ten fuck them. A little hokie, but fine with us, as long as the garb comes off in a timely fashion. This particular one has the ladies dressed up in belly dancer outfits. Whatever. Oh, and I don’t necessarily want to call anyone out here…but I think they may have tried to sneak a few latina gals in on us.

The great part is that these Arab women are fucking hot. You know, this is an ethnic niche that doesn’t get a whole lot of play. It’s a shame — because after I saw this site I had a whole new respect for the heat that Arab women bring. Who knew? That’s why they keep them all bundled over there — so American louts like me don’t come over there, dick them down, and bring them back to the land of the free! U.S.A!…U.S.A!…U.S.A!…U.S.A!

And this being the U.S.A., we like to promote a little thing called capitalism — and this is an example of it at its finest. You see…to undercut all of the other sites, these evil geniuses are offering you a trial membership for ONE DOLLAR! If you join through Porny Little Devil, you can get a $1.00 membership. That means their competition is beaten like a homosexual in Iran. Oh — and you get access to all 13 of their sites when you join — they are great niche sites with all original material. Good stuff.

Seriously — it’s cheap, but even before you decide on that, go check these chicks out — they’re pretty fucking hot! There is one with gigantic tits (and I mean GIGANTIC) named Anya, and even hotter is Saba Bin Haseen (real name we’re sure) — a very sexy, olive-skinned beauty that suck a cock like a camel sucks an orange. I have no idea if camels even eat oranges — but I got nothing when it comes to Arab jokes. Anyway — go check them out, they really are hot.

Visit the site: www.arabstreethookers.com

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Top Notch Bitches Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Grrrr!

Grrrr!

The site: topnotchbitches.com

The price: $29.95 month

The verdict: We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site!  10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.topnotchbitches.com

How do you represent hyperventilation in print? We wish we knew, because that is exactly what we started doing when we got to this site. Best chicks we have ever seen!

With a name like that you have some big shoes to fill! It is awfully ballsy to call your site Top Notch Bitches, simply because you open yourself up for some major criticism…that is unless you hire Gina Lynn– THE Top Notch Bitch — to oversee the site and either star in or shoot every single video herself. That is what these guys did. And they pulled it off!

Did they ever. There are some of the finest girls that we have ever seen getting fucked on this site. Some of them we have seen elsewhere(the girls, not the videos) and some are new to us. We loved every last one of them. Especially Lanny Barbie, who you have heard us talk about before. This was her finest movie that we have seen to date. And we also saw Penny Flame (a favorite of ours) and Belladonna too! This place has it all.

This site has one of the most famous videos of all on it, at least as far as mainstream media goes. Ever hear of Courtney Simpson? You probably have and just don’t realize it. She is the smoking hot co-ed college basketball cheerleader from a certain Arizona university (whose mascot is also a type of devil, much like ours) that started a bunch of controversy by getting into the porn business after college and wearing her actual cheerleading uniform while getting fucked by two guys in a porn video. Now you remember her, right? Well…THIS is the video! Yep! Due to lawsuits and shit like that they have altered the front of the uniform, but this is the actual video that started all of the controversy! And it is a fucking steamer too! Courtney Simpson is drop dead gorgeous.

If all of these hot bitches are not enough, take this — they are also a member of the Meat Members network, which means you membership fee of$29.95 gets you access to about 40 other sites too, all of which have fucking scorchers and all of which have the best quality of video around. That is over a MILLION MEGABYTES of material…ALL ORIGINAL and ALL HOT! We love the network…and this was our favorite site on the entire network.

We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site!

Visit the site: www.topnotchbitches.com

… 10 out of 10


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Titty Fuck Auditions Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

You got the part

You got the part

The site: tittyfuckauditions.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: A very nice titty fuck site, coupled with a cheap (but stellar) fetish network, is a recipe for masturbation heaven. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.tittyfuckauditions.com

Okay — do you really HAVE to audition to star in a titty fuck movie? I mean — as long as you have a pair of tits, you can pretty much get the job done, right? The answer is yes…and no. Yes, they could get any old scrog off of the street with a pair of hangers and have her lay there and take a cock-lashing. But you obviously aren’t familiar with this site or this network. They actually CARE about the product they put out. They are very good fetish site makers, and this one is no exception.

The gals are hot and have big tits. Honestly, that is all I know about them. They could all actually be double amputees from the waist down and I would have no idea. It’s not important at this stage. This site is about tits and faces, and cocks that cum on them. Period.

As I mentioned, it is a fantastic network in which we find Titty Fuck Auditions (how do you like that fancy speak?). They have about 20 sites dedicated to a wide variety of fetishes — from titty fucking to smoking to footjobs to squirting — they are definitely at the top of their game when it comes to making a fetish site. What sets them apart from many is that you can tell they have studied each fetish and know exactly what the person with the fetish enjoys the most. For example, this particular site is not just a bunch of chicks with big tits getting fucked briefly in the tits and then taking a cock in their snappers. We want lots of titty fucking — that is our fetish — so we get it. They cater to the fetishist and not to the general public.

They also cater to the working man, offering ALL 20 plus sites for ONE fee of $29.95 per month. That’s less than $1.50 per site per month. Very hard to beat — ESPECIALLY for a fetish site. In other words, they don’t just throw some fuck films up and call it dinner — they take their time to focus on the right shit and make very erotic fetish sites. Take this next clip for example…

Summer has some of the most ridiculous tits in the land. I don’t know exactly how big they are, but suffice it to say that there are very few women (if any) that you have ever seen in person with tits as big as hers. Obviously, she was made for a site such as this. What other career would you be in if you had tits that big? She certainly ain’t running any marathons — at least not without a helmet with a face mask. Anyway, as you’d expect from someone who is made to get titty fucked, she does a pretty damn good job of throwing her tits around a big ol’ cock and rocking the sauce out of it.

A very nice titty fuck site, coupled with a cheap (but stellar) fetish network, is a recipe for masturbation heaven.

Visit the site: www.tittyfuckauditions.com

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Tiny’s Black Adventures Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Is a Fantastic Voyage the same as a Black Adventure?

Is a Fantastic Voyage the same as a Black Adventure?

The site: tinysblackadventures.com

The price: $4.95, $29.98/month (recurring)

The verdict: Another likeable aspect of this site is that they try to minimize stereotypical black slang. These are just girls, who happen to be black, fucking a guy who happens to be black. You wont find a bunch of “yo, yo, yos” or “shizzlemcnizzles” here. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.tinysblackadventures.com

Ha ha. This Tiny character isn’t tiny at all. Boy howdy, some of these websites are so clever and original with their names! Lolrotflmfao! ROXOR even. <sarcasm off>

Really, Tiny is a scary dude with a javelin for a dick. Think Lamar’s specially modified, aerodynamically enhanced throwing tool from the original Revenge of the Nerds with foreskin and a talent for screwin’. I was actually apprehensive about watching this bastard stick that thing in a woman.

My apprehension ended pretty quickly. He’s very skilled.

Tiny’s adventure start out with a female producer/director interviewing the hood rat du jour. Pretty standard questioning here, but having a female setting the mood and easing these girls’ obviously frazzled nerves is a nice touch. Another plus – When the producer asks the girls “do you know why you’re here?”  They almost always reply with a giggly “Tiny” or a raspy “I’m here to fuck”. Hell yeah! I love a straightforward site without a convoluted “reality” spin.

And these girls, man, these girls are something. You’ll find light skinned, dark skinned, thick and thin Nubian sisters. They’re all black and are all uniquely sexy. After the producer has established a repartee, they are ready to break out of the gates full throttle. They take Tiny’s dick without a hint of protest. Hell, these babes love that ebony rod and it shows. Either they are talented, Oscar caliber actresses or they are genuinely getting off.

Another likeable aspect of this site is that they try to minimize stereotypical black slang. These are just girls, who happen to be black, fucking a guy who happens to be black.

I’m off to hire a woman to be my wingman. It obviously works like a charm and I doubt I’ll be able to grow a javelin dick by the weekend.

8.0

Visit the site: www.tinysblackadventures.com

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