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Thick Black Hookers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

PLD3
The site: thickblackhookers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a monthThe verdict: Pretty nice site for black chicks with big asses. Not terribly original, but at this point my balls are deep purple, so I could give a fuck. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.thickblackhookers.com

I wonder if there’s some sort of home for black chicks born with tiny, bony asses? Some sort of ass orphanage, if you will – for otherwise perfectly fine women that have been shunned by society for their lack of an acceptable Onyun. I should make one of them. I am all for a juicy backyard, but I’d still fuck the shit out of an ass-less black gal.No mistaking what this site is about, huh? Thick Black Hookers. I’ll have 3, please!

High quality, near HD bitches with asses so big they have to have a bench seat in their cars. After reading that, look into your underpants and see if there is any reaction. If Spanky is twitching like a dying worm, you might be very interested in what this site has to offer. Lots of sexy ass black chicks getting F-U-C-K-E-D! (not sure why I spelled that out like that – it just felt right).

Go check out Kira and report back to me – think of it as sort of a book report, but for whores. Kira is a black chick with an ass that could stop a locomotive dead on the tracks. The bitch has an attitude, too – and I like that shit a lot. She has damn near 20 minutes of long-dong wrangling – and a good chunk of that time is spent with a Jimmy right up in that phat ass of hers.

What I want to know is, if these REALLY are hookers, how much would I have to drop to get up in their shit? Like Kira, for example – I’d pay a good sum of money to get Li’l Whitey up in her guts. How much are you going for these days, Kira? How about a discount for this rave review of your ass and fuck skills?

Since Kira will probably never read this and answer me, I will have to go the same route as the rest of you and slick off to her videos instead. ONE fucking dollar is all you need to do that, as you can get 3 whole days for that amount. It’s true. It was in that stimulus bill that the prez was crowing about. And stimulating it is.

Pretty nice site for black chicks with big asses. Not terribly original, but at this point my balls are deep purple, so I could give a fuck.

Visit the site: www.thickblackhookers.com

… 7.5 out of 10

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They Caught On Video Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I be catch they on camera video place

I be catch they on camera video place

The site: theycaughtonvideo.com

The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days

The verdict: Good fucking, I just hate the fake voyeur idea. But hey – I can tune that shit out, right? 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.theycaughtonvideo.com

Did you sick fucks catch that sneaky hotel video of that sporty slut Erin Andrews? Apparently some jerky drilled a hole in his hotel room wall and filmed her in her birthday suit. It was pretty boring, actually. She has a nice set of cans, but my cock doesn’t even wake up unless there is something sticking out of a vagina.This is a pseudo-voyeur site. The fucking is real and the parties are real, but I am not buying the fact that someone really snuck upon this shit happening. Maybe I’m naïve, but I am not buying it.

The janky side of the site is that they are obviously not “real” voyeur videos. In other words, you can tell that the settings are staged. That being said, though, the sex that happens on the other end of the camera is definitely real. The parties get into it and they are fucking hot. I just think the movies with the little circle around them (to represent a hole in the wall) are a little silly.

It’s a site that’s part of a helluva network, that’s for sure. I have seen all of their sites and I love every one of them. They are all in the same vein – sort of amateur, but better in a way because of the video quality. $29.95 will get you a monthly, but I went the 2 month route. That was $39.95 – but then each month after that is only $19.95. And there are a LOT of videos to be had here.

Good fucking, I just hate the fake voyeur idea. But hey – I can tune that shit out, right?

Visit the site: www.theycaughtonvideo.com

… 7 out of 10

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The Mother Fucker Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Mom has tattoos. She's a slut

Mom has tattoos. She's a slut

The site: themotherfucker.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: I can’t praise this site enough. Unbelievable talent, incredible network, outstanding price. One of my favorites…ever. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.themotherfucker.com

Newsflash — your Mom likes to get fucked. I don’t care how sweet she is or how old she is or how much of a prude she is, she likes the dick. Your particular mother probably likes a couple of fingers in her ass as well, but that’s neither here nor there. Point being — age and motherhood don’t stop your Mom from craving hard, big throbbing dick. And lucky for all of us, some people’s Mom’s — including yours — love to get fucked on the internet for money.The Mother Fucker is one of my favorite MILF sites of all-time. I would rank it as #1 in quality of MILF pussy. The hottest collection of older ladies (and a few not so older ladies) that I have ever laid eyes on. And that is saying something, considering I have laid eyes on hundreds of MILF sites. The great thing is that, besides a couple of exceptions, these ladies are legitimately over 30. Many sites try to cheat a little when defining a MILF, but these guys are legit.

It’s hard to even start picking favorite MILFs here, because honestly — there are a LOT of perfect 10s in my opinion. One of them is Cherie, who bears somewhat of a resemblance to Amanda Peete — at least her pussy does. Cherie is a long, straight haired brunette with smaller sized tits. As most MILFs are, she’s a cougar in the sack. At one point, while getting cock-assaulted from behind, she decides that a 9 incher in her honey hole isn’t enough to get her off, she shoves a couple of her own fingers in her shitbox. Hot scene.

And it would be criminal if I didn’t mention Vicky, an absolutely gorgeous blonde MILF. Her face is as beautiful as any I have seen — including mainstream actresses. Her tits are also as pretty as any I have seen — and big too! She knows how to work a dick like a Mexican knows how to roof. Lucky for her, she is supplied with a flag-pole sized cock to play around with, and makes the most of it by squishing her enormous milk-sacks around it. Yet another fantastic scene on this site.

Now the most exciting part — $1.00 trials to join. You can jerk off for hours and hours on one buck. Not only that, this site is also a part of a big network that gives you access to all of their sites for the price of one. Most of their sites rank 8 our higher — with The Mother Fucker being one of the very best of them. All of the sites have great talent, fantastic, clear videos and are very user friendly.

I can’t praise this site enough. Unbelievable talent, incredible network, outstanding price. One of my favorites…ever.

Visit the site: www.themotherfucker.com

… 9.5 out of 10

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Backseat Bangers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Do these tits make me look fat?

The site: backseatbangers.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: We love the backseat sites, and this one was no exception. Check that – it WAS an exception because it was exceptional. Great stuff. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.backseatbangers.com

How did this Backseat Bangers phenomenon get started? There are numerous sites out there that feature skanks getting punished in the back of vans, cars, trucks and cattle trailers (okay…we’ve yet to see the last one. Maybe one of you aspiring entrepreneurs can get on that). Who the hell thought of this? Who cares – it works! We love back seat banging while driving down the freeway!

Back Seat Bangers is the one that the boys down at Top Bucks produce. These are the same fellers that bring you CouplesSeducingTeens, CollegeWildParties and MovieAccess — all of which are included with =this site when you join. An incredibly good group of sites.

You already know the premise of Backseat Bangers — they pick up a (supposedly) random gutter snipe, loosen her up with a little small talk about boners and twats, and then BANG! They fuck her like a plastic fuck doll while driving down the road. Anyone lucky enough to be commuting at the time gets an eye full. And the girl, of course, gets a quim-full. These Backseat Bangers boys ain’t light packers, if you know what I mean. And the gals — tramps, but cute ones. All real too!

We LOVED Missy Blue, who should be named “Missy Blew”, because she did. A little tight, white tee and a plaid skirt was our first tingler. Then the curly brunette hair and beautiful eyes. Her Southern accent was stellar. Then when the tight tee came off, her itty-bitty titties (B cups tops) were tantalizing. The kicker was her pierced tongue and ghetto tat. Oh — and her bald goat that got pummeled 8 ways from sideways in the back of a moving vehicle. She ends it by taking a wagon-load of baby curd in the face. We hope to see more of Missy someday – maybe we’ll hang out at the unemployment office or the soup kitchen!

How much does it cost you to watch these nare-do-wells at Backseat Bangers get cracked in the back of a moving van? Well, if you’re really lucky like some of the people driving by on these videos, no a damn thing. If you’re not so lucky, then you’re STILL lucky because you can get a three day trial for only $4.95. Seven days will run you $9.95 and monthly fees are $39.95. Not free, but not far from it. In addition, you get access to over 30 additional reality-type sites. Damn near as good a deal as seeing a runaway get fucked on a flatbed truck while driving down the 405.

We love the backseat sites, and Backseat Bangers one was no exception. Check that – it WAS an exception because it was exceptional. Great stuff.

Visit the site: www.backseatbangers.com

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Back Stabbing Sluts Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Oh no she di'nt

Oh no she di'nt

The site: backstabbingsluts.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month

The verdict: As far as fantasies go, I am pretty sure that this type of fantasy is the one I have envisioned the most in real life. Therefore, it translates very well to a boner site. Good stuff. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.backstabbingsluts.com

I fucked my girlfriend’s sister once, and it was a total disaster. I thought I could get away with it and that my girlfriend would never find out -but boy was I wrong. She not only found out – she fucking caught is right in the act! It was probably my fault – I should have known never to date a chick with a Siamese twin.Luckily for you, you won’t get caught cheating because your hand doesn’t care if you fuck other hands -and you aren’t anyway – so just stick with the one that got you here and jerk off watching fantasy clips of other men fucking around with the best friend/sister/mom/whatever of their girl. That’s what this site is dedicated to – backstabbing sluts.

This is definitely a fantasy that all men have had, so it’s a very good site and not too exclusive (like a foot fetish site, when millions of men have never gotten a bone-dog over a set of toes). I’ve never met any guy that didn’t have one girlfriend or wife from the past (or present) that had a friend or relative that the guy wanted to fuck. It’s just a rule of life. Instead of getting yourself in deep shit, you should watch the fantasies on this site play out while you’re doing some pant fishing with handbait.

And when you can get 72 hours of good sex with good looking chicks and good fantasy, all for less than $3, then you know you have no choice but to slick up your lap hog and drop the $3. And if you join the full membership (which is less than $30 per month), you also get access to a handful of other sites- even though you already have your hands full right now, you may need one of those other sites later down the road.

As far as fantasies go, I am pretty sure that this type of fantasy is the one I have envisioned the most in real life. Therefore, it translates very well to a boner site. Good stuff.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.backstabbingsluts.com

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The Lucky Man Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That pool cue has been in terrible places

"That wasn't luck at all! I called that shit! Oh...you mean lucky in other ways..."

The site: theluckyman.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: All-in-all a very good thing. Great site on a great network. Needs more material, and we are giving them the benefit of the doubt in trusting they will get more. Other than that, it is spectacular. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.theluckyman.com

The Lucky Man is a great spin on a different Brain Cash network site, Bang Me Boys (see our review). Instead of having one gutter slut take on five guys, they have twisted it a bit and made a lot of men very, very lucky. This time, one guy gets to have his way with 5 different women. What would YOU do? We would probably have a heart attack before we could do a whole lot of damage…but we would sure try like hell!

There are many, many good things to tell you about with this site. The first of which is not really concerning the content, but the price and the network. The folks at Brain Cash have a whole network of very well organized sites with truly spectacular talent and content. The girls are all hot and the guys are pros. Some are girl next-door types, and others have won several national AVN awards. There are over 20 sites, and for all of them you only pay $29.95 per month. Sound too good to be true? It’s not…but damn near!

The content is stellar, with five girls in each video how couldn’t it be? Of course the obvious question that one immediately asks is, “If there is just one cock, then what do all of those other girls do when the guy is fucking one of them?” Well, that is simple…they do each other. And we get the benefit of the whole mess!

The set-ups are cheesy, with tired story lines like a pizza delivery guy coming to an all-girl party and getting lucky, or a lucky pool instructor teaching a group of ladies how to play some billiards. We can stomach it, though, because we know that it will soon be over and the fucking will be great. The way these movies are set up allows you the best of both worlds, because you get to see straight, hard sex with a side order of lesbian action. Each video has it all, with bits of anal, lesbo, ATM, and cum slurping.

One of our favorite “lucky guy” vids was entitled “Lots of Blowjobs,” and although that is true, the fun did not stop there. Five super hot freaks take turns riding this guy’s hog. There is a lot of clamoring over the one cock in the room, which makes it all that much hotter. Every now and then one of the girls will yank his cock out of one of her friends and suck on it. This is especially tantalizing when it was in her ass. And although the cock is obviously the center of attention, you will never get bored because there is always something going on in your peripheral vision, and usually it involves one girl eating another girl’s pussy. Damn the luck! We also liked one scene here in particular where one of the lucky gals was getting hammered in the ass, and one of her friends decided she need a little extra stimulus…so she began smacking the shit out of her tits! We can’t make this stuff up!

We did have the same complaint with this site, however, as we did with Bang Me Boys, and that is that there is just not enough content. There are about ten videos here, which do actually go a long way since they are all an hour or so in length. But we would like to see many, many more. We think that is not too much to ask in light of the fact that it is one guy and five girls instead of the opposite. We can understand that the pool of chicks willing to get five-donged is limited, but there should be an overabundance of guys AND girls willing to do the five girl and one guy thing. Go out there and get some more, folks!

All-in-all a very good thing. Great site on a great network. Needs more material, and we are giving them the benefit of the doubt in trusting they will get more. Other than that, it is spectacular. … 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.theluckyman.com

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The Cockzilla Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

PLD3
The site: thecockzilla.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Pretty simple — a fantastically hung black man fucking white girls. What you see is what you get. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.thecockzilla.com

To Cockzilla white girls are the turkey and he’s the stuffing.”This, on the front page of the site The Cockzilla, is now my favorite ad line from any porn site that I have ever been on. All things being equal, these guys get points for ridiculousness, if nothing else. Fortunately, they do have other redeeming qualities on the site, namely the fact that they land super hot white chicks, then slaughter their already gaping snatch holes with a dick so big that this dude could take a shit and then stir it. One little side note — I like the call him THE Cockzilla, as if there are dozens of Cockzillas running rampant. There aren’t…are there? Oh shit…now I’m scared…

Whether there are or not, this one’s appropriately named to be sure. A big, sometimes dred-locked black man with about a yard-o-dick. His specialty? Taking on tiny, little white girls and their tight-to-him snatches. If you like pain fucking and interracial sex, this one will please you. If you like soft, sensual love making with candles, incense and “holding” afterwards…then get the fuck off of my website, you fucking creep.

And if you think that WE are just a vehicle to get your jerk on, you think again mister. If you join through PLD at the link above, you can get a three day trial for ONE DOLLAR! Any other way and it’ll cost you a lot more. That’s 72 hours of spunk shooting virtually on us. Ummm…not shooting your spunk on us, I meant “on us”, as in free. You’re welcome.

Pretty simple — a fantastically hung black man fucking white girls. What you see is what you get. … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.thecockzilla.com

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The Boss XXX Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Shes on the correct career path

"Sleep my way to the top? Fuckin' A right!"

The site: thebossxxx.com

The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.

The verdict: What more can I say? A rich guy sharing his bounty with us? And it’s not even Christmas yet… 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.thebossxxx.com

I sit at a desk, look at porn all day and tell you what I think of it. When I get hungry, I get in my Lexus and drive to a fancy restaurant and have people feed me the finest foods in the city. Then I come back to my “comfortable” home, take a dip in the pool and relax in the hot tub. I have a good job. The guys on The Boss XXX make even ME jealous…This is the old casting couch story. Now, I don’t necessarily believe that these girls are being tricked or falling for anything, but that does not change the fact that the guy who runs The Boss XXX gets to have hot girls come into the office, and he gets to fuck them. End of story. And when HE’S done, HE gets into his BIG Mercedes, with his big dick, drives to fancier restaurants and gets better tables, then comes home to take a dip in his Olympic sized pool and then fucks more hot chicks. Yeah…I’m a little bitter.

But at least he had the common decency to share his escapades with us — and sharing is what I call it at only $1.00 to join. Yeah — he must be feeling guilty because he’s offering this site, as well as 12 others full of all original content and fucking HOT chicks in niche situation — for $1.00. Even YOU can afford that, Paco! You see? Sometimes rich people can be generous — and he’s not just giving you some fucking canned squash or an old mattress that he doesn’t want anymore — this is REAL charity for the poor — porn for a buck!

And did I mention how hot these chicks are? He gets all original girls that star only on his 13 sites — and he does NOT get shitbirds. One of the sites in the network has one of the hottest girls that I have ever seen on it (look for Zezabelle), and this very site has Courtney Foxxx, my favorite ebony chick of all time. We noticed this site a very short time ago, but already it has brown into one of our favorite sites out there. Outstanding shit.

What more can I say? A rich guy sharing his bounty with us? And it’s not even Christmas yet…

Visit the site: www.thebossxxx.com

… 10 out of 10

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Bang Boat Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Bang Boat Sample Photo

Do you smell fish?

The site: bangboat.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Very good site. All of the girls were the “girl next door” type and I thought each and every one of them was WELL above average and would give just about anything to drop my anchor in any of them. Alright — I’ll leave on that one. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.bangboat.com

Ahoy, all ye cockswain! Come aboard the Bang Boat and prepare to stick yer pole in some mermaids! Arrrggh…Ahem…umm sorry about that shitty pirate impersonation — it really doesn’t translate all that well to print, I suppose. Too bad — I was about to ask you what the Pirate said when asked why he had a steering wheel in his pants? Oh…what the hell…he said, “It’s drivin’ me nuts!” I kill me.

Enough of that shit — the Bang Boat is at hand and we need to talk some seriously good porn. There is just something about being on a boat that makes you horny — and makes women extra slutty. Don’t believe me? Check out any spring break at Lake Havasu. Hell, just check out this Bang Boat site — that’s some REAL bitches gettin’ fucked, right there! Hotties that look like they really could have picked them up next door to you — if you hadn’t kidnapped that girl next door and put her in your love pit.

In case you haven’t figured out by now — the basic premise of this dandy is that they get girls on a boat and then fuck them. Plain and simple. There’s a little bit of scripting, but not so much that it turns completely ridiculous.

Jassie Monroe is our favorite first mate. A cute blonde with small tits and pierced nipples (and a pierced nose as well, but who really cares about her face). She has a little bit of a pooch (that means belly),but just a tad. We like that — no ones perfect. Where she IS perfect is in the sack — or in this case on a boat in the middle of the ocean. She handles to cock like a master craftsman — and she likes to have it parked in her rear dock, if you know what I mean (I have GOT to stop with the stupid fucking boat references). Very good scene, very good site.

This one of over a hundred videos like it on this site. In addition, you get several other sites included in your paid membership — all of which are very decent sites. The fee for a 3 day trial is only $4.95,so you’re hardly out anything even if you don’t like it — but you will. A seven day trial is only $9.95 and a regular, monthly membership is$39.93 per month, and again, that includes several other sites as well. We’re impressed.

Very good site. All of the girls were the “girl next door” type and I thought each and every one of them was WELL above average and would give just about anything to drop my anchor in any of them. Alright — I’ll leave on that one.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bangboat.com

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Banged Babysitters Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Banged Babysitter Sample Photo

Consider yourself banged.

The site: bangedbabysitters.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Everyone loves the babysitter fantasy, but it can be ruined on sites that have babysitters WAY too hot to even be believable. These girls are hot — really sexy in fact — but not too dolled up to not believe that they could actually be your babysitter. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.bangedbabysitters.com

I have a kid on the way. I can’t fucking WAIT until he gets his first babysitter so I can fuck the shit out of her. That’s how it works, right? They ALL want to fuck the dad…right? That shit had better be right — it’s the only god damned reason I’m having this kid!In the meantime, I have to go to sites like this one, Banged Babysitters, and pretend that I am fucking a babysitter. Next best thing, I suppose…especially on this particular site. They do a damn good job snagging some fantastically hot chicks. But not the professional super girls — these are normal — but FUCKING HOT — girls who needs some extra buckage and realized that this is the easiest way to get a lot of money for something you’re gonna do anyway!

The site is also run by consummate professionals. Yeah — I don’t know what that means either, I just wanted to sound smart. What I mean is that these guys have several networks of sites on the internet, and have been at this game for a long time. They do a DAMN good job on their sites. You will not be disappointed as far as customer service and the make-up of the site goes.

Jesus Christ, Lilly is fucking H-O-T! A light skinned black girl with tits that God would put on his own wife. Or mistress. Whichever he wants to have better tits. She also has an ass that could (and probably will) win awards. I’m not quite sure why she would choose to fuck a guy that looks like the Joker from Joker’s WIld. Oh yeah I am — money. My wife had BETTER hire a hot, black babysitter like this one — and then she’d better leave us alone to fuck.

Here’s the real kicker — you can get this site CHEAPER than you can hire a fucking babysitter for an hour! Ahhh, the irony. $1.00. ONE GOD DAMNED DOLLAR! Three day trials are a dollar, and then the monthly fee only raises to $24.95. If you have never joined a porn site before, that is a pretty damned fine fee. And this site in particular is very well done and has a SHITLOAD of very hot chicks as well. Not a downside at all with this one.

Everyone loves the babysitter fantasy, but it can be ruined on sites that have babysitters WAY too hot to even be believable. These girls are hot — really sexy in fact — but not too dolled up to not believe that they could actually be your babysitter.

Gotta go induce labor now…

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bangedbabysitters.com

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