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Blow Patrol Review

by The Devil (admin)

Blow Patrol Sample Photo

You'd better get that empty mouth around some cock right now, bitch!

The site: blowpatrol.com

The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Blow Patrol is an EXTREMELY good collection of “real”, everyday sluts. I was more impressed than I thought I’d be. And they update constantly. For a straight BJ site, it’s one of the best for my money. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.blowpatrol.com

Ever had a *bad* blowjob? I don’t mean one that wasn’t great, I mean one that was actually bad – as in, you couldn’t possibly get off and were even injured in some way? I’ve got a buddy who bedded down with an ugly chick who had a fantastic body one night – but she had teeth like a Great White. He said it felt like sticking his cock into a barrel of piranhas – and then dousing it in alcohol. If I remember the story right, I think he punched her in the face and told her to leave.

Blow Patrol has no right-crosses for these bitches, though — they can suck some wiener. Not to mention they’re fucking hotter than hell’s kitchen – -unlike that gnarly slut my buddy had to sock in the nose. As a matter of fact, I was beside myself at the talent Blow Patrol dragged out for this one. PimpRoll (the maker’s of Blow Patrol), has always brought the thunder when it comes to hotties, but for a street BJ kind of site, Blow Patrol even exceeded my expectations.

It’s no wonder the first girl that you see advertised on Blow Patrol is Daisy. She’s as fucking hot as they come, man. Seriously. Brunette with nice, big fake tits. Not *too* big, but pretty damn big (and her nips are pierced too!). She’s gorgeous as well — beautiful face and slammin’ body. Oh yeah — she also has her some skillz in the dick sucking arena. Very nice scene — and she takes an incredibly large load to the face in the back of a car.

Oh – -I almost forgot to mention the downside (which is minor, but still) – Blow Patrol is one of those fucking stupid “fake cop” sites — you know, “Ma’am, you’ve violated the law…suck my cock and get out of it..etc.” Stupid…but I guess some people need that shit to get a nut. Not me — put Daisy in a vat of maggots and show me her sucking a cock and I will cum harder than I ever have before. But then again, I get off on maggots…

And now for the unveiling of the deal that you ALL knew was coming from the moment I mentioned PimpRoll — $2.99 three day trials, when you click through PLD here. Yeah — I thought so. Great price for anything on this Earth — not to mention top quality porn. And shit — even the regular membership is only $24.95 per month. That’s a fucking fantastic deal when you see the level of talent, and then throw in the fact that you also get access to over 100 additional sites. Nice!

Blow Patrol is an EXTREMELY good collection of “real”, everyday sluts. I was more impressed than I thought I’d be. And they update constantly. For a straight BJ site, it’s one of the best for my money.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blowpatrol.com

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Boob Exam Scam Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Boob Exam Scam Sample Photos

It's too late for her.

The site: boobexamscam.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: We don’t mean to sound like the site is bad — it’s actually got some very good videos on it (and over 150 of them). But we could do without the shitty scripts. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.boobexamscam.com

We have seen some ridiculous scripts since we’ve been in the business of reviewing adult sites. We’ve seen some bad acting. Usually they come together. But this site — Boob Exam Scam — this site, folks, may just be the most ridiculous in the way of acting and scripts that we’ve ever seen. And that is saying something. These hotties show up to some fake doctors complaining of various ailments and instead they get fucked. Believable? You decide…

Take the scene with Kylee for example — she apparently had “acute breast pain” so she went to see the doctor. She first saw a nurse, with gigantic tits that were prominently displayed through her wide open blouse. She was keen enough to spot the camera man standing directly in front of the examining table, but not smart enough to further inquire after being told, “Don’t worry about him, he’s just a student from the university across the street” That’d would’ve been our first clue probably. Although we may be more insightful, I think anyone would draw the line when the doctor started licking their butthole. There is just no ailment that such a thing is medically known to cure. But at least she was there for breast pain and started with getting her breasts felt up– Kayla fell for it and she came in for BACK pain! So…the acting is shit.

That aside — we really like the sex, the girls, the network and a lot of other stuff about the site, so it’s not like we’re dissing the site. Just the “acting” — and the scripts. Most of the sites in this network (we’ll get to the network in a minute) are “real” looking — in other words, they are not Barbie dolls. Same holds true for this site, for the most part. Some more so than others. And even when they’re “real”, the stupid acting takes away from the “realness” — but not too much so that you cannot enjoy it. After all, it’s still hot chicks getting fucked.

And if for some reason it DOES take too much away, you’re a sick fuck. Oh — I mean, then they have several other sites for you to enjoy as part of the same network at no extra charge. That means several sites for five bucks. Ooops…I slipped that in there on you. That’s right, I said FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS!!! That’s for three full days, and if that’s not enough, you can get 7 days for $9.95 and $39.95 will get you a month, Well worth it considering all of the sites you get.

We don’t mean to sound like the site is bad — it’s actually got some very good videos on it (and over 150 of them). But we could do without the shitty scripts.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.boobexamscam.com

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Boob Inspector Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

These pass.

These pass.

The site: boobinspector.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: One of our favorite sites aimed at the female breast. No complaints. A good, solid titfest.  8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


 To join, click here:www.boobinspector.com

Boobs are the key to world peace. If you went to the Middle East and dropped a planeload of tits, the people fighting would be compelled to put down their guns and play with the tits. You can try to ignore them, but it is no use. Tits rule the earth.One of our favorite sites aimed at the female breast. No complaints. A good, solid titfest.

That is why there is boobinspector.com. Focusing on tits and only tits, this site brings ‘em all, fake and real. There are amateurs and pros alike, but all have to common bond of having a big set of hooters. No mosquito bites here.

A must see is 110% Natural, Part 3. One of our new favorites ladies is Myli, who is a gorgeous blonde with big, natural tits. In this movie she blesses us with a double penetration scene where she takes a major league drubbing in the ass. Put simply, it is a very hot scene. Would it be so wrong if all girls were like this? We think not.

They also offer numerous great scenes from the legendary Brianna Banks (one of the greatest porn queens of all time, in our humble opinion). We were also very impressed with the Young Ripe Melons series, which is professional, but ahs a great amateur feel to it. Anastasia has an unforgettable scene with 2 dicks.

One fee ($24.95 per month) lands you this site and several others under the Megasitepass regime. They offer almost every type of skin flick that you would want in the 50+ sites that you get access to with your membership.

We tried to be critical and find some negative comments about this site for the sake of being fair…but we failed. It is true, when tits are the topic you cannot fuck it up. Great job by the guys at boobinspector.

Visit the site: www.boobinspector.com

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Book Worm Bitches Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Bookworm Bitches Sample Photo

"You want me to do WHAT for an A?"

The site: bookwormbitches.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Very sexy site with unbelievable amounts of original videos of nerds and their playmates. Top shelf! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.bookwormbitches.com

(Also known as www.naughtybookworms.com) We all have the naughty nerd fantasy…right? Whether it be to fuck the class nerd, glass and all, and give her the business like she ahs never gotten before, or to take the nerd, make her into the sexy unknown girl and fuck her that way (isn’t there a movie about that??). Either way you like your fantasy, they almost always involved glasses, don’t they? We love chicks in glasses!

Book Worm Bitches is dedicated to the fantasy of the naughty nerd. And guys, if you are into this type of fantasy…you have hit the jackpot! Get this…there are over 120 different dirty-nerdy bitches to fantasize about on this one website. They are fucking hot too! It took us several minutes just to wrap our head around this one. We have never seen a site this dedicated to its cause, and that cause being getting our nuts off to nerds! What a spectacular collection of original content!

The monthly fee for the bookworms is only $24.95 per month. This not only gets you the aforementioned 120 plus nerds, but also access to all of the websites produced by Naughty America, which is about ten of them. We have seen them, and they are all very high quality, just like this one. This is easily one of our favorite networks on the internet. Cheap, original and sexy as shit. Isn’t that what internet porn should be about?

Jesus…where do we begin? It is impossible to pick a favorite from such a worthy group of people. Now we know how Hall of Fame voters feel. These freaks all deserve to be in the Nerdy Pussy Hall of Fame (located in Sandusky, Ohio if I am not mistaken). We will just give you highlights of a couple, so we have an excuse to watch them again. If you are anything like we are, then the mere thought of 120 chicks in glasses getting fucked is enough to get the credit card out…but we have an obligation, dammit!!

Jessica (listed as Jessica #2 because she has more than one video on the site) was one that we thoroughly enjoyed. She has an incredible body, all which appears to be real. Her tits are good sized and perfectly shaped (check her out and you will see exactly what we mean). She is not a waif, but not overweight either. We picked her out of the bunch because she seemed to be very real, and almost a little nerdy. Her acting was horrendous at the beginning of the film, but when the sex started it was almost as if she was nervous and new to the game…like a nerd! At first she takes on another student, and he does his thing. They are interrupted by a teacher, who then takes his turn on her. In the end it was a disappointing cum, with a mere pearl sneaking out of the guy’s cock onto her glasses, but other than that we loved every minute of it!

Joey is also one to check out. She is a dirty blonde with B to C cups and an average to above average body. Again, we like them this way more in a nerd fantasy because it is more realistic. There has very rarely been a nerd with a perfect body, face and tits…at least that we have seen. What we loved about Joey as her facial expressions and her genuine noises and actions. Joey loved getting fucked on this desk, no doubt about it. It felt good…she was not faking it!

The ONLY downside is that the acting is poor. Ok, you got us…these aren’t real nerds. As a matter of fact, from the looks of it they are the farthest thing from it, as many of them appear to be perusing a textbook for the first time in their lives. In reality, they should just walk up with their glasses on and get fucked, since no one really cares a whole lot about the studying bit. We guess, however, that somehow that would add to the fantasy, although in our opinion it sort of takes away from it as it becomes immediately obvious when they speak that they are not real “nerds.” (one example: most nerds do not have their tongues or clits pierced).

Very sexy site with unbelievable amounts of original videos of nerds and their playmates. Top shelf!

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bookwormbitches.com

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Born To Swing Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

metalThe site: borntoswing.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Very surprising and decent site. I was more impressed than I thought I’d be. Kudos. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.borntoswing.com

Have you fuckers ever been to one of those swingers’ clubs? If not – get to one immediately. They are like little pods of Heaven, scattered throughout large cities all over this great land. I took a chick to one of them on a first date once. Butt fucked her on a heart-shaped bed while a black guy that looked exactly like Sammy Davis, Jr., fucked her mouth. It didn’t end up working out between she and I after that night…but I did date that Sammy guy for 6 months or so. Good dude…If you like the idea of minor porn star guys paired up to swing fuck with chicks that are stoned, trying to catch a few bucks for their next fix – his is your new home. I don’t mean to sound negative – it really is a good site – but let’s call a spade a spade.

Although I do get off on this site, it is not a “true” swinger site. I have been to several of them, and frankly, they are better. But, of course, I think anything real and amateur is better than sex that is set-up like this. Even though the fucking here is real and entertaining, it is still pro porn.

But even though it’s more pro and more of a setup than some – these are not big time stars or flawless actresses. They are real chicks (and guys) fucking on film. It is very refreshing to see this type of porn – a close second to the true amateur stuff I talked about before.

And it’s definitely worth $1 for 3 days – which is what it costs to join. Think about it – if you had a three day weekend away from everything, how many times could you crank yourself? My personal 72 hour record is 37 times, although I admit the last 7 times were painful and bloody. My keyboard looked like someone had field dressed a rabbit on it.

Very surprising and decent site. I was more impressed than I thought I’d be. Kudos.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.borntoswing.com

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Smut Bus

by The Caveman (admin)

Smut Bus Sample Photo

"Fill 'er up. And...fill 'er up."

The site: smutbus.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: We love sites that feature fucking in moving vehicles. Not sure how or why this phenomenon began — but we’re glad it did. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.smutbus.com

Ahhhh…a moving-vehicle-fuck-site. How the hell did these things take off? I mean — sure, we all love to watch a girl get fucked. And I suppose driving from one place to another is fairly cool — but what sick genius put the two together? Was it the same guy that came up with cream-filled donuts? Or the guy that invented soap on a rope? We may never know….but we salute you, maker of the moving-vehicle-fuck-site!

Smut Bus is the one we’re talking about today. Smut Bus is a varietal site — not only do they fuck on a bus (more on what type of bus in a moment), but also in a van (that looks like a newspaper delivery van) and a motor-home (which is really what I’d prefer if I were to be fucking in a moving vehicle — but then again I’m an elitist).

I think my favorite part of Smut Bus is the fact that, when they actually DO use a bus, it is one of those little short, retarded kid buses. I have to think that it’d be a little difficult for me to pop a boner in that situation since I’d be laughing so hard at my surroundings. But then, of course, I’d see the incredible talent that I had at my disposable, and I’d cum before my boner was even fully erect.

On that note — you guys need to check out the top-level sluts that these guys have somehow corralled into fucking on camera. Now, I’m not talking about super stars talent — that is a whole different bus-full-of-sluts all together. I mean the girl-next-door type of top-level talent. I want to live in the neighborhood where these bitches are next door to me. Right now I have a fat, bearded, almost certain pedophile living on one side of me and a crotchety old man that would fucking die right where he stood if he knew his neighbor was sitting at home all day looking at porn and telling the world what to think of it. Old prudish motherfucker. I should go out there and tell his wrinkled ass right now — let him die and be done with him…anywho…

One of my favorite little chickadees on this site is Leighann — a total, unabashed, I-couldn’t-give-less-of-a-shit SLUT! She looks like any silently sexy girl you’d see on the street — but she fucks like one you’d pay $1,000 per hour to fuck. I bet you this tramp would fuck a dog. Wanna bet? I bet she would….

The price is an all-time ringer too — FUCKING ONE FUCKING DOLLAR, folksies. That’s $1.00 to those of you who prefer numerals to words. A three day trial for a buck — and here’s the ONLY CATCH — you have to join though the link on this page — it’s a Porny Little Devil special. Don’t say we never gave you anything. As a matter of fact, we’ve given you THOUSANDS of orgasms — so you’d better be fucking grateful! Sorry..I know you are…

We love sites that feature fucking in moving vehicles. Not sure how or why this phenomenon began — but we’re glad it did.

Visit the site: www.smutbus.com

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Boy Girl Bang Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Boy Girl Bang Sample Photo

Ouch!

The site: boygirlbang.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: This site definitely has its funny moments, but it can get surprisingly hot. I really, really enjoy it. If it stood alone, I’d have to deduct for “nut points” — that is, for being more about the freak-show than a real orgasm bringer — but with the additional 32 sites that are hot as fuck, it gets a great score from me 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.boygirlbang.com


Take off your coat, kick off your shoes…you’re gonna feel right at home with this one. Why, you ask? Why am I so sure that this site is for you? Because the front page says, “Getting Total Loser Guys Laid With Gorgeous Women.” Birds of a feather…. C’mon — you wouldn’t slinking around on porn sites all day if you could be out getting laid, right? Hey, don’t be offended — I do this shit for a living — how do you think I feel?You’ve probably seen the idea in play before, but if not, here’s what happens — they find a loser dude, then they find a loser girl (attractive but poor for the girl) — they pay her to fuck him. They film it, stick it on the web, you watch, laugh, then jerk off. Capiche?

This is just my personal opinion — but this kind of site is my absolute favorite. I love to see the normal (or even freakishly abnormal) guy get a chance to fuck a dandy — even if she has to be paid handsomely to do it. I don’t know why — call it the underdog syndrome. I sometimes volunteer as a hugger at the Special Olympics too — I’m that kind of guy. So seeing these tards get some ‘tang makes my heart melt.

So…are these guys really porn stars in disguise? Surely they can’t really be losers, right? If that is your skeptical mindset I cannot blame you — but I CAN convince you. How? Check out the vid featuring Tubby Bob. You’ll know immediately what I mean. You see, calling Bob “tubby” is like saying Rosie O’Donnell is “husky” or saying that Chris Farley was “portly.” They’re fucking fat — just like Bob, here. No that there is anything wrong with that — except the obvious fact that it does usually put a crimp in your “getting laid” plans. But not for lucky Bob — he was discovered by Phoebe. In her words, he is “the biggest, fattest, loser I’ve ever met.” Nice gal, huh? Anyway, Phoebe paid Mariah $600 to fuck this blob on camera. God bless capitalism, huh?

The other great shit about this site is the network that it is a part of. Of course, we understand that this site for some may be more about laughs than true, get-your-nut fantasy. Personally, I like it for both purposes — but I understand that some of you may be reluctant to spend $29.97 per month (that’s what it costs by the way) for something that may end up making you laugh more than it makes you jizz. No worries — the O.C. Cash network is a splendid web of 33 porno sites — ALL INCLUDED in the 1 site price of $29.97. And you can get a 3 day trial for $4.97 to see what you think. The sites are all original, all very well done and most of them are VERY hot — not all funny and shit like this one. Absolutely one of the best deals on the internet.

This site definitely has its funny moments, but it can get surprisingly hot. I really, really enjoy it. If it stood alone, I’d have to deduct for “nut points” — that is, for being more about the freak-show than a real orgasm bringer — but with the additional 32 sites that are hot as fuck, it gets a great score from me.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.boygirlbang.com

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Brain Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3
The site: brainpass.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.brainpass.com

One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).

For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!

Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!

In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.

Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brainpass.com

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Stay After Class Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Graffitti is a gateway to anal

Graffitti is a gateway to anal

The site: stayafterclass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Decent site that is part of a great network. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.stayafterclass.com

God I wish I was back in school again. Have you seen all of these little dudes getting teacher-pussy? Talk about fun! Imagine getting the chance to grudge fuck the school marm after she sent you to detention. I love the way this society is heading…and I blame it entirely on Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher video. Cinematic art.

This site, on the other hand, is the more tradition male teacher fucking the forbidden female student. You know-  as much as this site is built on fantasy, I have a buddy in real life that is a college professor and he gets more sorority pussy than the starting quarterback. Again…God I love the way this society is heading…

Whip out your cock and a buck and get ready for some schoolgirl love — $1.00 trials are now alive and well at this site. If you like it and stay on, you are the proud member of FIFTY porno sites. Imagine that? You can brag to your shitty friends that you have memberships to 50 different porn sites. You will be the envy of all!

What’s that? How are the chicks here? Well, have you ever seen a professional porn site with shitty looking chicks? No you haven’t – not unless it was ShittyLookingPornChicks.com or some shit like that. These are not chicks you’d recognize as superstars, but you may recognize them as your sister, daughter or wife.

The downside is the silliness that you have to endure in these scenes. Some people like that fake acting shit- it makes them fantasize more effectively, as if their hand is a soft, sexy little school lass, instead of the wart and callous infested hand of a forklift operator. Whatever floats your boat, man. I prefer to watch a guy walk up to a chick, smack her right across the jaw, then start fucking her – no words needed.

Decent site that is part of a great network.

Visit the site: www.stayafterclass.com

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Stolen Home Films Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Ohhhhh....myyyyy....Gooooodddddd......

The site: stolenhomefilms.com

The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days

The verdict: One of the new great networks in porn, and one of the great sites on that network. Fuck you if you don’t love it. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.stolenhomefilms.com

If you are going to commit a crime, I always say make sure it involves sex. Not like rape or anything – that shit’s not cool But stealing some home porno tapes is well worth 2 years of unsupervised probation in my book – as long as you can copy those fuckers and keep them for future reference.

I have my doubts as to whether these are truly stolen home films or not, but I don’t give 2 flying shits. What I do know for sure about them is that they are some of the hottest slick flicks that I have seen in a long fucking time. I’d stake my reputation on Stolen Home Films making you come, but a guy with a name like The Devil doesn’t really have much of a reputation to speak of, huh?

What’s better than a cache of SCREENED home videos, with the fatties, cripples, oldies and retards thinned out? Nothing, motherfucker – that’s what. Go to Stolen Home Films and search for fatty-retard-cripple-oldie porn if you’re into that kind of shit – this is for people with high standards of chick-next-door porn.

My best advice to join Stolen Home Films – -and you WILL want to join – is to snag an initial 2 monther. That is only $40 ($20 per), and you don’t have to keep committing to 2 month sessions, because after the 1st 2 months it will start on a monthly at $19.95 per month. Excellent deal.

One of the new great networks in porn, and one of the great sites on that network. Fuck you if you don’t love it.

Visit the site: www.stolenhomefilms.com

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