Reality

Stop Or I’ll Squirt Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Seriously. Stop...or she'll squirt.

The site: stoporillsquirt.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Give the site a $29.95 try. If you hate it, then a) you’re probably gay and b) you can always cancel at the end of the 24 hours. I have a feeling – a wet, slippery feeling – that you will not be disappointed. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.stoporillsquirt.com

The verdict: Give the site a $29.95 try. If you hate it, then a) you’re probably gay and b) you can always cancel at the end of the 24 hours. I have a feeling – a wet, slippery feeling – that you will not be disappointed. 7.5 out of 10.

I wonder which Hollywood celebrities can squirt? I am pretty sure that Paris Hilton is a big time squirter. Madonna is a veteran squirter. I would also bet $100 that Andy Dick can squirt out of whatever terrifying she-man hole he is stowing in his britches. And I can’t be positive, but I am pretty sure that I accidentally walked in on Bea Arthur soaking down a janitor in a storage closet at the Ritz Carlton in Santa Barbara.

The name of the site is a silly spoof of a Sly Stallone film (for the record, Sly is not a squirter, but his brother may be), but the site is no joke at all. Never has there existed a squirting site to be taken lightly.

This is a pro site, but with girl-next-door types (or starlet wannabes, if you prefer). Lots of stray tattoos on these ladies – must be a trailer park thing. Of course, they all have one thing in common besides jail house tats – they can all shoot geysers of pussy water across the place. I am a broken record about this – but there is no better moment in porn than the pussy eruption. There just isn’t.

Believe it or not, there is a chick on here that kind of resembles Madonna. Not the horrific, spidery, marionette-like thing that collects Africans – the younger one (but not the Like a Virgin one either – -somewhere in between). Her name is Ariel Summers and she is dirty as fuck. She’s an extremely proficient squirter too – she fucking nearly drowns the guy’s cock that she is fucking.

Give the site a $29.95 try. If you hate it, then a) you’re probably gay and b) you can always cancel at the end of the 24 hours. I have a feeling – a wet, slippery feeling – that you will not be disappointed.

Visit the site: www.stoporillsquirt.com

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Spring Break Hoes Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I'll never tell.

The site: springbreakhoes.com

The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month

The verdict: Spring Break is still one of The greatest American inventions of all time — and now you can enjoy it from your computer, year-round 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.springbreakhoes.com

Ever been on Spring Break? I went once — to South Padre Island. It really is all they crack it up to be — countless co-eds getting drunk and wagging their bare tits around like they were auditioning for the cover of National Geographic. Endless wet t-shirt contests that end up with most of the girls getting fingered by the surging crowd of drunken frat-monsters. Unfortunately for me, I am a sickening alcoholic and I spent most of my time fighting Mexicans and riding mechanical bulls in seedy bars. I still had a pretty good time, though.

But not as good a time as you’ll have *pretending* that you’re on Spring Break while checking out this site — Spring Break Hoes. And guess what, folks? It’s a reality site that is….REAL! Imagine that? Yeah — it may be easy to fake picking up a chick at the laundromat, but it’s a little more difficult to fake an entire wet t-shirt contest in front of hundreds of people. Not hardcore, which is certainly a drawback, but the upside is that these are real bitches in the wild — kind of like a pussy safari.

I’m not sure why it is, but there is something that makes it impossible to turn away from college girls flashing their tits. I mean — I know WHY it is, I just mean that sort of thing seems to be even more alluring than hardcore porn. Have you ever checked out the guy that started Girls Gone Wild? The motherfucker has a private jet. One day he said, “Hey — let’s get a video camera, some cheap t-shirts and some booze and head to The beach. Then we can offer The girls a shitty t-shirt to see their tits. And we can film it!” And The fucking shit worked…big time.

This site is EXACTLY like The aforementioned GGW — but you don’t have to order DVDs and you don’t have to help that prick pay for his plane (instead you can help these folks get a jump on their own plane). Plus, you don’t have to pay as much — a trial period on this baby only costs you $1. That’s probably less than jet-boy pays for those t-shirts. Plus, it’s MUCH cheaper than actually going there to see it in person — that shit will cost you thousands of dollars and a case of Tijuana crabs.

And when you join this site, you get access to all of their sites — a total of 9 reality sites for The price of one. This is a really nice network and all of their sites have quality material and very nice talent.

Spring Break is still one of The greatest American inventions of all time — and now you can enjoy it from your computer, year-round.

Visit the site: www.springbreakhoes.com

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Secretary Hoes Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Your attire isnt appropriate for the workplace. Please remove it

"Your attire isn't appropriate for the workplace. Please remove it."

The site: secretaryhoes.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month

The verdict: Well, it is what it is. Hot chick fake fucking their fake bosses. Sorry secretaries…I’ve had my fill of you. 5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)

To join, click here:www.secretaryhoes.com

What the FUCK is so hot about fucking your secretary? Have you perverts seen some of the women of this country that hold that job title? Why doesn’t fantasize about fucking the Human Resources lady, or the chick that works in that cubicle right by the copying machine, or even that gal that comes by every few months to change the ink cartridge. Yeah, ink bitch….take it balls and all!

Oh well, as it is there are no sites dedicated to the other hard workers in the office that need some sexual harassment cock, and thousands of secretary sites, so we will have to deal with the issue at hand. And right now that issue is Secretary Hoes, the site in a network of a dozen are so decent professional sites.

It’s…okay. Well, it’s better than okay, but nothing out of this world. As a matter of fact, unless they start making sites where they can prove that the video is an actual recording of a guy fucking his secretary (and she’s hot), I will not be blown over by any secretary sites. That are just too trite these days.

That being said, if you ARE really into smacking off to fake secretaries, this site is pretty decent for you to do that to. The chicks are all busty, hot and dumb as shit – just like the prototypical secretary. They can probably type fast too.

You know, if I WAS going to fuck my secretary, I would probably get a motel room, or fuck her in her one-bedroom apartment or something like that – and not on my desk. First of all, the chances of getting caught are much greater when you get your secretary naked and have her moaning like a harpooned seal right in the middle of the office where everyone else is working. And secondly, that kind of shit will really mess up a desk top. Papers everywhere, keys snapping off your keyboard – it’s just not worth it.

Well, it is what it is. Hot chick fake fucking their fake bosses. Sorry secretaries…I’ve had my fill of you.

Visit the site: www.secretaryhoes.com

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Squirt Hunter Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Yes...even chicks this hot can shoot cunny juice across the room.

The site: squirthunter.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Squirt Hunter is a very, very good squirting site (is there another kind)? Some of the hottest squiters we’ve seen in ages. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.squirthunter.com

Squirt Hunter (tee hee) is a fantastic combination of hot chicks, great camera work and hard, hard female ejaculations. Want lots of squirting videos? Is a new one every week enough for you? Probably not — but that’s about as regular as you’re going to find on an original content site like this one. They also have a good sized archive to give you something to do while you wait for the weekly update. Not to mention the 30 other sites that you get when you join Squirt Hunter (see below).

Lexi was my favorite girl on this site and, to be honest, one of my favorite girls I’ve seen in quite a long time. What is it about her that makes me so fucking horny? Oh, I don’t know…maybe her hot face, perfect tits, incredible ass, dark hair, fantastic pussy and quivering ‘gasms. Either that or her rapier’s wit and snarky attitude. Probably the former, though. She is extremely sexy — trust us on this. She gives us a rear entry squirt — sending cooze shooting backward out of her poonanny. Oh – and she takes a cream puff to the face to boot! Great scene.

Not only is Squirt Hunter one of my favorites, it is also in one of my favorite networks — the Top Bucks network. These motherscratchers know how to throw up some porn, now. They have about 30 sites that are all very well put together, very well filmed, full of super hot (but “real”) chicks — and ALL of them are included when you join just one of them on =a monthly basis ($39.95). Wanna test the waters first (pun intended — get it? Waters? Squirting???)? You can — for $4.95 for three days or $9.95 for a whole week. Great trial offer.

Squirt Hunter is a very, very good squirting site (is there another kind)? Some of the hottest squiters we’ve seen in ages.

Visit the site: www.squirthunter.com

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Screw My Sexy Wife Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

The old dude could screw my wife, not the Everclear looking guy

Don Rickles has lost a little weight.

The site: screwmysexywife.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A very straightforward swinger site. Very real, although the quality of the videos is less than some other sites. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)


To join, click here:www.screwmysexywife.com

Swingers are the people we all wish we could be. They are with each other, but have no qualms about having multiple sex partners. They realize that sex is just a means of pleasure and people should explore and enjoy that as much as possible while they are able to.

Screwmysexywife is a very *genuine* site. Hosted by Dave, an older gentleman that reminds us more of a host of CBS Sunday Morning than a swingers sex video site, this is all legit and up front. Couples contact the site through email or by chance meeting with Dave and the husband agrees to let a porn star (sometimes Dave, sometimes a younger stud) fuck his wife. Sometimes it is the husband’s idea, but believe it or not it is many times the wife’s idea.

Dave is very nice and easy to talk to and makes the couples feel very at ease. He reassures each one of them and, before starting, amkes sure that they really want to go through with it. For those of you who are familiar with the Dirty Debutantes series with Ed Powers, you will recognize this as a similar style.

The quality of the videos themselves is somewhat less crisp than other sites. To us, that gave it an even more genuine feel, although others may rather have a super high-quality video. The wifes themselves are attractive, but not top shelf as with many other sites as well. That is the trade-ff that you get when you have real people. It is not always the beautiful young models that want to get fucked! We have no complaints, however, about the talent assembled by Dave.

This site also has a rating system for viewers to participate in the rating of the videos. We found it amusing that the ladies were not listed by their first names as with other sites, but with “Mrs. so-and-so,” instead. Way to keep in character, Dave! There are many extras and pictures as well. The fee is $24.95 per month, but that is a Megasitepass deal, so you get many, many others sites as well for the price of one!

We appreciate the genuineness and honesty of this site. They are not trying to make us blieve that they stumbled across these ladies and they are tricking them into fucking. They ask them if they want to fuck, they say yes,…and the rest is history for us to enjoy!

A very straightforward swinger site. Very real, although the quality of the videos is less than some other sites. … 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.screwmysexywife.com

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Service Whores Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I reckon she's worth the five hundy

At your service!

The site: servicewhores.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)
[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)
Wow. Every now and then in this business you run across a site that makes you say wow. This is one of those sites.

Servicewhores is definitely a niche site. If you are into female degradation it is one of the best we have ever seen. Not only do the girls get verbally abused, but the are physically smacked, pulled, tugged and every orifice is stretched beyond its limits. These tramps will allow anything to be done to them for a few bucks. Best of all, we get to rate the videos and the average rating is posted for all to see! That way you get to decide which whore everyone thinks gets fucked the best and then choose for yourself.

Take Angeline for example. As of the time of writing the review, she is the current leading vote-getter in the ratings race. Her video starts out with a complete ass chewing for no apparent reason, followed by a cock shoved down her throat (with her nose held shut for good measure…and a near death experience!). Then she gets fucked five ways from sideways. We thought is was classic when this dude started to smakc her ass as hard as he could while he was giving her the high dive…just to see what her reaction would be!

The best thing about degradation sites such as this one is the no holds barred fuckfest that ensues even after the initial slurs and insults. These type of sites offer the hardest fucking around, and on top of that there is some great verbal bantering back and forth while the chick is getting drubbed. Nothing is sexier than a chick getting fucked so hard she can hardly catch her breath and having her barely squeak out, “Fuck me harder you son-of-a-bitch!”

And then there is Maya. Her video HAS to be one of the best examples of female degradation we have ever come across. We do not want to give away all of the details, but we can give a little sneak peek. Not only does she get fucked up the ass…by 2 dicks…at the same time…then they make her eat cum out of a dog bowl. That, my friends, is good shit!

The girls featured on this site are not only subservient and desperate, but most of them are quite hot as well. Chelsea is a true whore in Venezuela where the boys went and convinced her to fuck them on camera for $75. I wish we could find whores this hot in America for that cheap! Damn! Aziya, a true screamer, is also super-sexy, especially when she is getting drilled from behind and the dude gives her a “fish hook” in the side of the mouth!

Not for the faint of heart, servicewhores is a well produced site that fills an ever-growing niche. The best part of this site versus others of this niche is that the girls are not just random skanks that were thrown on film. Most are very attractive, making it all the more entertaining.

Spectacular site for those who love seeing females get dominated. Very entertaining and erotic. We love it! … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.servicewhores.com

The verdict: Spectacular site for those who love seeing females get dominated. Very entertaining and erotic. We love it! 9.5 out of 10.

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Sex For Grades Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She gets a B+

She gets a B+

The site: sexforgrades.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: No downside. None. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.sexforgrades.com

Man, this world really ain’t fuckin’ fair. You never hear about some dude that got to fuck his college or high school teacher for good grades. Sure, you hear about dudes getting to fuck their teachers, but the chick teachers always end up getting in trouble before report card time, because the dude can’t keep his braggin’-ass shut. Chick? They know how to fuck their teachers and get out of it…because they don’t pipe off about it.

Well, that idea is what Sex For Grades is based on — the fantasy of a hottie student getting to fuck her studly teacher so that her lacking academic performance is forgiven…and then some. Of course, this site is just a fantasy…these aren’t *really* students trying to get a good grade. Everyone knows that porn starlets always say they’re “college students”, but somehow seem to be eternally “taking this semester off.”

What this site really is an extremely high quality porn site. You can’t tell that just by glancing at the first page of the site. Crisp, clear videos, lots of content and, best of all, incredibly hot models. And I am not throwing that “incredibly hot” around lightly. You can’t throw a good cum shot around that site without hitting at least 5 chicks that are so hot you wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of nailing them in real life. So here’s your chance to fuck them while they aren’t looking!

Take Dakoda Brooks for example — possibly the sexiest girl that I have ever seen in my life (I say that now…tomorrow it will be another girl I’m sure). The schoolgirl outfit also makes her even hotter, if that’s possible. Brownish-blonde hair, petite type body, handful sized tits(if you have small hands), tattoos in the vaginal region…Jesus H. Christ on a chalkboard — she’s incredible. And I can’t even think about her ass or I will — oops…sorry, gotta go clean up. And guess what — there are dozens more JUST LIKE HER!! (Barbie Adison, Jerri Leeand Angel Couture to name a few).

And I know that you are going to find this statement ridiculous – but it gets better. It really does. A three day trial for ONE FUCKINGDOLLAR! That’s 33 cents per day, folks. Seriously — go take a look at these chicks…I almost feel guilty jerking off for 33 cents per day to chicks this hot. Don’t get me wrong, I have jerked off to this site more than any other recently…so it hasn’t left me guilt-stricken. Just a *little* guilty.

No downside. None.

Visit the site: www.sexforgrades.com

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Sexy Teen Coeds Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

WTF? Is that survivor college or some shit?

The site: sexyteencoeds.com

The price:

The verdict: Not a bad site at all. There are lots and lots and lots of videos, as well as lots of areas for live sex chat and sex shows. For less than$40 per month you can have hundreds of porn movies? Where do we sign up (again)? 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.sexyteencoeds.com

When we first went to Sexy Teen Coeds, we really liked the front page of the site. It was not immediately apparent that it was a mega-site (which it is). There are many, many boner-raking hotties on the pages of the free tour. Most are petite, which these days some people hold synonymous with teen (which is far from accurate, but we will let it slide).

Once inside, however, it became immediately apparent that this was a mega-site. We do not mean to sound negative about that, because these mega-sites have plenty to boast about. We were admittedly a little disappointed, however, that we were not going to get to “meet” these delicious girls that we saw on the front of the site (without a lot of luck or some serious time digging through the site).

The great news is that it IS a mega-site, which means not only thousands of videos, but hundreds of thousand of pictures, live interactive sex chat, 24/7 live sex shows and DAILY updates. The category is obviously teen, so you will not be getting MILFs, matures, fatties, etc. These bitches are fresh and exceedingly hot! We can vouch for that! The membership fee will cost you $38.76 per month, but like we said, you will get a whole lot of content for that price.

Another thing that we liked about this site is that they put a little emphasis on fetishes, which with teens that means schoolgirls and cheerleaders. Many, many guys (and girls as well) want either cheerleaders or schoolgirls when it comes to teens and young ladies. This site tries to find those types of videos and bring them to you. Kudos to them for that!

Want an example of what they have to offer? Ok…we’ll give you just that. Girls like April, who was a..cough, ahem…19 year old (more like23, but that is ok too), who had a spectacular set of C Cups, both nipples pierced (which means she is a freak in the sack, right??) and a very plump, juicy shaven pussy. She was not super skinny like most of the models you see, but far from overweight. She had a great body in our opinion…especially her tits, ass and pussy! Oh yeah, and she fucks like a freak! She grinded on her counterpart’s cock like he was the mortar and she the pestle (go look it up, it’s funny!).

Not a bad site at all. There are lots and lots and lots of videos, as well as lots of areas for live sex chat and sex shows. For less than$40 per month you can have hundreds of porn movies? Where do we sign up (again)?

Visit the site: www.sexyteencoeds.com

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Brit Bangers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

double your pleasure

Holy shit! Fucking hot, slutty twins!

The site: britbangers.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: Back, back, back….GONE! It’s a home run! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.britbangers.com


STOP! Fucking hold everything! I will get into all the nooks and crannies in a minute, but first — THIS SITE HAS HOT TWIN SISTERS FUCKING GUYS TOGETHER!Wow. Okay, well, that had to be said right off the bat — this site has so much going for it, but that is by far the best and most important thing that you should know. Now for the rest…

I, for one, LOVE chicks with British accents. I think maybe it’s because half the time I have no idea what they are saying, so I can just pretend that they are saying, ” I want your big black cock in my tight, British ass.” And the best part of that little fantasy is that I’m white — so in that little dream I have a big black cock…ahhhhh….

This site is extremely well shot, put together and presented. Crisp, clear videos and FUCKING hot girls. Kaden, for example, is a sassy British slut with dark hair, big tits and a nasty attitude. She’s the main reason I want to move to England. I could leave the U.S.A., move there and spend years looking for her, and if I only got one glimpse of her in person I’d be content. Especially after I was done jerking off right in the middle of the street where I saw her.

Okay — back to those twins. Misha and Sasha are their names, and there is more than one video of them fucking a single, oh so lucky guy. They are skinny blonds with medium to smallish tits, sexy, long legs and gorgeous asses. They are identical, so you get 2 for one. Jesus Christ, guys — 2 hot identical twins are sucking the same cock at the same time. I don’t know what else I can say about it?!? It’s some of the hottest shit ever — and throw in that Brit-speak and I can barely talk about it without crying.

Although I’m not sure what the exchange rate is between Great Britain and the U.S. — I know that ONE DOLLAR to join a porn site is cheap in any country. And if you click through one of the Brit Bangers links on Porny Little Devil here, you get just that. $1.00 for a 72 hour window of cock-downed cockneys. And don’t forget — that means you pay $1.00 to watch hot twins for people. You know, it’s pretty fucking hot to see 2 girls suck on the same cock — but add the fact that they are twins and…damn…

Back, back, back….GONE! It’s a home run!

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.britbangers.com

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Broke Black Bitches Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

tree fiddy?

You're about to get a stimulation package.

The site: brokeblackbitches

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: Desperate cock gobblers that will do anything to feed their habit. We love these kinds of sites. We also love ebony sites, and this one is PACKED with hot fudge! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.brokeblackbitches

There’s no animal on this earth more easily manipulated than a slut with no inhibitions that is poor and desperately in need of a) money to feed her babies and/or b) cocaine. This is the reason that the porn world is able to survive. Thank you cocaine. Thank you poverty.Broke Black Bitches is a prime example of just that. These whores are desperate. They will not only fuck and suck for a buck, they’ll also allow themselves to be incredibly mistreated and denigrated for a little extra bonus. In some instances on this site, the bitches are fucked and then gagged, shoved and generally fucked with. For me, that means more entertainment for my money. My nuts give that extra something if there is mistreatment involved. That’s just me.

I gotta say — for being broke, these bitches look pretty hot. I picture broke bitches as having their hair all fucked up, few (if any) teeth and shit smeared clothing. These skanks are actually pretty decent. Maybe they spent their last dollar on a teeth cleaning and some decent clothes. Shit — some of these bitches are downright fucking H-O-T! Top of the line, even. If they’re broke, I’d sure hate to see their babies — they must look like total shit!

There’s one video here with 2 stunning black chicks. One is lighter skinned with gorgeous eyes, the other darker and sexy as fuck! They get down together on a super-cock and have a hell of a time. They look like two show dogs, lapping up a bowl of…well, dick. But in a very sexy way. No — I’m not saying I like to watch dogs suck dick…maybe…

The deal offered here ensures that YOU will not be sucking dog cocks for money anytime in the near future — $4.95 for a three day trial and $29.95 for a regular, monthly membership. In addition to a fine ebony site, you also get access to TEN additional sites — at no additional charge. Now, be advised that these are not all black sites, so if you are expecting that …well, then don’t. But they are all very good sites, all have 100% original content — and they’re fucking free, asshole. Just take the gift and say thanks!

Desperate cock gobblers that will do anything to feed their habit. We love these kinds of sites. We also love ebony sites, and this one is PACKED with hot fudge!

Visit the site: www.brokeblackbitches

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