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Dflowered Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She's biting off more than she can chew. Ouch.

She's biting off more than she can chew. Ouch.

The site: dflowered.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Well, as hot as these chicks are, this one ain’t gonna get me to the finish I was looking for. Better luck to you fellers. 6.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.dflowered.com

Have you ever gotten drunk and passed out while beating off? I just now did that, then woke up and started typing this review. Hopefully I will get some good material here and be able to finish what I started.

DFlowered.com is a site filled to the gills with 9s and 10s — but they aren’t taking the stabs like I like. They do plenty of naked writhing and dildo play, but where’s the fucking, I ask you…WHERE??

You know those Playboy “movies” where the chick flails around on a bear skin rug on the floor in front of the fireplace? Well, think that style, except the chicks do get a lot raunchier, sticking fingers in their asses and plastic dicks in their gashes. That part is cool — I just wish they’d take it a step further.

What is undeniable, however, is the heat level of the chicks that this site has landed. These are Playboy quality, if you ask me. And they’re all Euro chicks, which is pretty hot too, if you’re a horny American like I am. Very glamorous, very artsy, very classy. That’s good for some — but I like my chicks dirty!

DFlowered is less than $25 per month to join, and that includes free memberships to TEN additional smut sites, most of which are more heavy on the dick-downs. All of them are high quality, so it’s definitely worth your pennies.

Well, as hot as these chicks are, this one ain’t gonna get me to the finish I was looking for. Better luck to you fellers.

6.5 out of 10

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Tiny Miley Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Conceited bitch

Conceited bitch

The site: tinymiley.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: $1 trials motherfuckers! Get ‘em while they’re hot. And wet. And sticky 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here: www.tinymiley.com

Actually, the only thing tiny on Miley is the hole of her pussy. Her tits are perfect handfuls, but on the small side. She looks not a day over 18 – and she isn’t much older than she looks. Gorgeous little brunette here. If you like ‘em under 20, there’s basically nothing at all that you won’t like about Miley’s body and face.

What I like about Miley’s site is that even though it is a pro site, when you get inside it has the feel of an amateur site. There’s no fancy studio or perfect lighting that the free tour of the site would lead you to believe there is. Instead, you see Miley doing her everyday things, like taking a shower, shopping and cramming dildos into her drum tight cunt.

As with most solo chick sites, though, the one thing you aren’t going to see is a monster dong invading her twat while a set of balls careens off of her taint. That’s because she’s all dildos and fingers. I hate that, but she just launched her site about 3 months ago, so I am going to give her the benefit of the doubt and hope that she will be taking the dick soon enough.

For being a new site, though, she has quite a few videos sets and pictures. And this is your opportunity to get in on the ground level of a hot piece of ass that promises to be around for a long time. You can tell your grandkids about how gramps used to watch Tiny Miley and jerk off and cum all over the very chair that they are now sitting on.

$1 trials motherfuckers! Get ‘em while they’re hot. And wet. And sticky

Visit the site: www.tinymiley.com

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Tia Sweet Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Water your fucking plant Tia

Water your fucking plant Tia

The site: tiasweet.com

The price:$3.95 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: Tia is very hot, but she could be so much more if she let herself go and did the porn thing. You can’t just stick your tow in, sweetheart…you have to dive into this business! 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here: www.tiasweet.com

We knew a girl named Tia once. Well, we didn’t really know her. We met her outside walking our dog on a dark and drunken night. Our buddy was with us, and he convinced this drunken asshole (which would be your hero reviewer) that she was really hot and that we should take her home and fuck her. We get her home, and a combination of the booze wearing off and the lights in the house proved that she was not only, um…NOT hot — she also weighed at least 2 and a half bills! She was shown the door! Thanks buddy! True story!

This Tia is much, much sweeter, as her name would imply. As a matter of fact, this Tia is much, much sweeter than many girls we have seen in our travels. A VERY sexy teen, Tia is a dirty blonde with A cup titties and long, long legs. She is barely 18 and she love to play in front of the camera. Her ass is our favorite feature, but it generally is on almost any girl! She claims that she has only been with one guy ever, and that shit needs to change right now. More on that later.

Tia is very good at customer service, as she makes daily entries into her “journal” and gives frequent updates on the site. She has the whole “teeny bopper” thing going on, which we like to a point, and then it makes us gag. Hers is generally not too bad, but at other times it is border line bad (we are talking about the pigtails and lollipop shit).She has soooo much potential to be a superstar, we just want to wrap her up and show her the way!

The cost to join Tia and her little shenanigans is $3.95 for a three day trial and $344.95 for a full month. We suggest the three day deal at first — many of these sites can be great for short periods of time but then get on your nerves after a while. We should mention, however, that this particular site has a really big benefit of joining for the full month, and that is an additional 32 sites included with that membership! That is correct, 32 more sites — most of which have good old fashioned, hardcore fucking all over them!

And speaking of fucking, the one thing that she definitely needs to start doing if she really does want to be a star, is FUCKING! Just like so many of these teeny sites with only one girl on them, she does a lot of playing, a lot of teasing and many “frolicking” videos…but not a single fuck scene in the house. Not one! Even if she just had one little scene of that ONE special guy she is with, we would place her in a whole higher echelon! Come on Tia…just one!!!!

Tia is very hot, but she could be so much more if she let herself go and did the porn thing. You can’t just stick your tow in, sweetheart…you have to dive into this business!

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NN All Access Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I'd really like to see her nipples.

I'd really like to see her nipples.

The site: nnallaccess.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I like the idea of a chick being clothed pre-fuck, and even wearing panties or a skirt when the dick is in her. But for me, they have to get down to the stitchless if there ain’t much fucking going on. That’s my main beef with NNAllAccess — not enough donging. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.nnallaccess.com

What the fuck does NN stand for? Nantucket Nipples? Nasty Nebraskans? Nonchalant Ninjas?

Turns out, it stands for Non Nude. Who the FUCK would want a porn site where the cunts have clothes on? Well, it’s a little hotter than you think.

Sometimes, if you’re like the rest of us, you’d rather have a little mystery about the chick than have her show up to the door in her fuck-suit, with nothing for you to strip off, sniff then eat.

That’s where NNAllAccess.com comes in handy. It’s actually an all-access pass to a group of four, differently themed non-nude sites — Yummi Lee, Naughty Paige, Rear Frontier and Tissue Queens. NN All Access is 4 for the price of one ($25 per month), so there’s no question of whether you’ll get your money’s worth.

The only real question is whether you will like the content. I like the idea of a chick being clothed pre-fuck, and even wearing panties or a skirt when the dick is in her. But for me, they have to get down to the stitchless if there ain’t much fucking going on. That’s my main beef with NNAllAccess — not enough donging.

Other than that, it’s full of hot models and lots of original content. If you don’t have to see a wiggler penetrate a gash to get a nut, then by all means, grab you up some of this. It will pay for itself.

6 out of 10

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Briana Devil Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Rub-a-dub, three lesbos in a tube

Rub-a-dub, three lesbos in a tub.

The site: brianadevil.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Briana Devil is definitely now on my radar as one of the hot new pieces of ass in my cock’s whack stable. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.brianadevil.com

Did you know that in Spain they sleep until noon, get up, have breakfast and fuck for 3 hours, have lunch, fuck, take a nap, fuck, have dinner (at 10 p.m.), then fuck until you pass out, shit-faced drunk, balls empty and full of tapas? True story.

Want proof? Check out BrianaDevil.com. Okay, I guess it’s not really proof — but she’s Spanish and hot. Well, technically she’s from Venezuela and lives in Canada. Fucking whatever. I still bet Spain is that way. Venezuela too. And Canada will be soon.

Briana Devil is fucking stacked. Like bubble asses? You will instantly fall in love with Briana. Instantly, I say! Like tattoos? I sure do. She has those too! Like inviting vagina holes and small tits? I thought so — she has it all!

Even better — she likes chicks and dicks. She’s not one of those solo site chicks who likes to tease and leave you at the precipice of a desk cum. She delivers your shit all the way to the screen, keyboard and floor.

BrianaDevil has a ton of exclusive content, and she has a lot of friends too, so if you like her look as well as others, you will get your fill here. And when you join (less than $25 per month), you will get access to TEN additional sites for free. They are all from the same network, all professional and all very well done.

Briana Devil is definitely now on my radar as one of the hot new pieces of ass in my cock’s whack stable.

8 out of 10

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Climax Models Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

gawddamn

gawddamn

The site: climaxmodels.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: It’s good at what it does, but for me, what it does is not enough. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.climaxmodels.com

They need to change change the meaning of the word “model” to “fuck slut.” There are basically zero so-called models that aren’t willing to chug on a boner to get work. Sure, you’ve got your super models, but outside of that handful of 10 pounders, there are no “models.” There are only sluts.

I love hot chicks. I love “models.” I love fake tits. And I love dildos. All of these things are fantastic. What I don’t necessarily love is a site featuring ONLY those things. Sure, I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers, but when I pay for a fuck site, I want fucking, not dildoing. This one fell short for me.

But that’s just me. Obviously a lot of you horndogs like this shit, or they wouldn’t keep pumping it out there. If you do, then this may be one you’ll dig. That’s because the chicks are very hot, but at the same time they are not over the top hot, so much so that they are bordering on being unreal.

There are also TONS of them, so you will never run out of material. And even if you did, you get a free TEN additional sites when you join this one — so I would venture to say that unless you’re Pee Wee Herman, you’ll be set forever. And at less than $25 per month to boot!

It’s good at what it does, but for me, what it does is not enough.

6 out of 10

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Nips And Clits Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

That's a sexy fucking gaze.

That's a sexy fucking gaze.

The site: nipsandclits.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I’m on the fence, but any site that has Zophya is one I’d probably join when it came down to nut milking time. The bonus sites make it a definite yes. 6.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.nipsandclits.com

I wonder why no one ever calls the clit a “pussy nipple?” From this point forward, I will only refer to it as that.

Well, what we have here at NipsAndClits.com is another site where chicks are frigging and playing, but not fucking dudes. At least this one is tons of different women, and not just one boring chick. And this site also feature a lot of pussy lip spreading, so we can see the entire inner hole and all that comes with it.

Another Zophya sighting here at NipsAndClits. As I said in another review, I met this hot piece of ass a while back (what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, fuckers…) and she was really sweet, in addition to being a fucking knockout. Nice tits, beautiful ass and wild as fuck. On this particular site, she covers herself in milk (whole, possibly 2%), and jimmies a dilly in her cunt.

Although there are some decent scenes on Nips and Clits, I think the best thing about the $25 per month deal is that you also get 10 more sites for free. That’s full access to TEN times the material at no extra cost. Oh — and lots of those sites have hard fucking and sucking.

I’m on the fence, but any site that has Zophya is one I’d probably join when it came down to nut milking time. The bonus sites make it a definite yes.

6.5 out of 10

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Yummi Lee Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Slanty..... picture.

Slanty..... picture.

The site: yummilee.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I thought Yummi was extremely hot, but I personally can’t get off on non-nudes. I have to see some fucking to get a full nut. It’s a nice warm up site, though. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.yummilee.com

I used to fuck a chick that said, “Yummy” every time I shot a load in her cooze. For some reason, that pissed me off royally. It was like she was pretending her cunt was talking to me. If cunts start talking, I don’t want them to say 3rd grade shit like, “Yummy.” I want them to say something along the lines of, “You’d better shave that fucking hog up in me all the way to the balls, or I will rub on your face until you do.”

YummiLee.com is the official site of Yummi Lee, whomever that may be. Just kidding, Yums — she’s a petite piece of Asian ass who’s wild as fuck, has some ink and loves to tease the fuck out of your cock. But be sure to read between the lines there — I said “tease.” That means she’s not doing the fucking and the sucking. In fact, YummiLee is actually a non-nude, thong, bikini type site.

Okay — so I probably lost a lot of you there, but if you’re still reading, you’re one of the lucky ones. You see — Yummi Lee is definitely worth a look, and when you pay the $25 to join her site for a month, you also get access to 4 additional sites. That’ll teach those knee jerk motherfuckers to bail out on me too soon!

I thought Yummi was extremely hot, but I personally can’t get off on non-nudes. I have to see some fucking to get a full nut. It’s a nice warm up site, though.

6 out of 10

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Rear Frontier Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Side tit is not porn.

Side tit is not porn.

The site: rearfrontier.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I wasn’t that impressed with Rear Frontier, but the network is pretty decent. 5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ (5/10)

To join, click here:www.rearfrontier.com

I wonder if butt sex to a chick feels the same as butt sex to a dude? Like — I’ve never been crap-hammered, but I’d assume it feels like someone trying to shove a fungo bat into my pee hole. I wonder if chicks just endure it for money, or if they really dig it after a bit?

The good news? RearFrontier.com site has been around since 1998. That’s a looong time in the porn world and, as you know, the longer a site’s been around, the more content it’s bound to have.

The bad news? RearFrontier only a good site if you pictures of clothed asses walking around in public. Yep — it’s shit you could presumably see by walking out your front door and looking up and down the street. Not all that pornographic.

It’s strange I suppose — I could get harder than a diamond by looking at a nice ass in person. But when I see them on a site like this, fully clothed and all, I get nothing. I guess it’s because I know that I can see the same thing in real life at any time, whereas as most porn sites give me something that I can’t necessarily get at the drop of a hat.

In any event, I do not speak for the whole world, so if you dig it, fucking good for you. It comes with 4 additional sites for free, so it’s worth a join even if you are flaccid like I am when you check it out. $25 is a good deal for 5 porn sites — even if one is tame like this one.

I wasn’t that impressed with Rear Frontier, but the network is pretty decent.

5 out of 10

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Naughty Paige Website Review

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That is a fantastically meaty pubic mound

That is a fantastically meaty pubic mound.

The site: naughtypaige.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I, personally, don’t join sites like this because I need more than a little skin and some ‘giney shots to get me off. But if you like that sort of thing, Naughty Paige is as hot as they come. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtypaige.com

It’s been quite a long time since I titty fucked a chick. Do people still do that these days? I’m getting out of touch with the next generation. I’m guessing they’re into shit like ear fucking, knee-sturbation and butthole smoking these days.

NaughtyPaige.com is lacking something. What is it? Hmmm….let’s see if I can put my finger on it. Oh yeah! It’s fucking NAUGHTINESS! Naughty Paige is less than naughty. Sure, she gets nude and diddles around. But shit — that’s just fucking kitten’s play these days. My fucking accountant takes appointment naked, with a rubber dong hanging out of her snatch. I need some hardcore shit before I can even THINK of the word naughty.

Now, if you get your milk on by checking out extremely hot chicks writhing around in very little clothing, while their perfect vaginas get wet, their perfect asses pop out and their perfect nipples stand up like a soldier at attention, then NaughtyPaige is definitely right up your alley. She’s an extremely gorgeous brunette, so I wouldn’t be mad at you for joining her site based on that alone.

And if you did, you would only shell out $25 per month, and you would get a handful of free sites, which include candidbeachchicks, rearfrontier, tissuequeens and yummilee.

I, personally, don’t join sites like this because I need more than a little skin and some ‘giney shots to get me off. But if you like that sort of thing, Naughty Paige is as hot as they come.

6 out of 10

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