That's a sexy fucking gaze.
The site: nipsandclits.com
The price:$24.95 per month
The verdict: I’m on the fence, but any site that has Zophya is one I’d probably join when it came down to nut milking time. The bonus sites make it a definite yes. 6.5 out of 10.
Rating: 
(6.5/10)
To join, click here:www.nipsandclits.com
I wonder why no one ever calls the clit a “pussy nipple?” From this point forward, I will only refer to it as that.
Well, what we have here at NipsAndClits.com is another site where chicks are frigging and playing, but not fucking dudes. At least this one is tons of different women, and not just one boring chick. And this site also feature a lot of pussy lip spreading, so we can see the entire inner hole and all that comes with it.
Another Zophya sighting here at NipsAndClits. As I said in another review, I met this hot piece of ass a while back (what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, fuckers…) and she was really sweet, in addition to being a fucking knockout. Nice tits, beautiful ass and wild as fuck. On this particular site, she covers herself in milk (whole, possibly 2%), and jimmies a dilly in her cunt.
Although there are some decent scenes on Nips and Clits, I think the best thing about the $25 per month deal is that you also get 10 more sites for free. That’s full access to TEN times the material at no extra cost. Oh — and lots of those sites have hard fucking and sucking.
I’m on the fence, but any site that has Zophya is one I’d probably join when it came down to nut milking time. The bonus sites make it a definite yes.
6.5 out of 10
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Side tit is not porn.
The site: rearfrontier.com
The price:$24.95 per month
The verdict: I wasn’t that impressed with Rear Frontier, but the network is pretty decent. 5 out of 10.
Rating: (5/10)
To join, click here:www.rearfrontier.com
I wonder if butt sex to a chick feels the same as butt sex to a dude? Like — I’ve never been crap-hammered, but I’d assume it feels like someone trying to shove a fungo bat into my pee hole. I wonder if chicks just endure it for money, or if they really dig it after a bit?
The good news? RearFrontier.com site has been around since 1998. That’s a looong time in the porn world and, as you know, the longer a site’s been around, the more content it’s bound to have.
The bad news? RearFrontier only a good site if you pictures of clothed asses walking around in public. Yep — it’s shit you could presumably see by walking out your front door and looking up and down the street. Not all that pornographic.
It’s strange I suppose — I could get harder than a diamond by looking at a nice ass in person. But when I see them on a site like this, fully clothed and all, I get nothing. I guess it’s because I know that I can see the same thing in real life at any time, whereas as most porn sites give me something that I can’t necessarily get at the drop of a hat.
In any event, I do not speak for the whole world, so if you dig it, fucking good for you. It comes with 4 additional sites for free, so it’s worth a join even if you are flaccid like I am when you check it out. $25 is a good deal for 5 porn sites — even if one is tame like this one.
I wasn’t that impressed with Rear Frontier, but the network is pretty decent.
5 out of 10
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She's biting off more than she can chew. Ouch.
The site: dflowered.com
The price:$24.95 per month
The verdict: Well, as hot as these chicks are, this one ain’t gonna get me to the finish I was looking for. Better luck to you fellers. 6.5 out of 10.
Rating: (6.5/10)
To join, click here:www.dflowered.com
Have you ever gotten drunk and passed out while beating off? I just now did that, then woke up and started typing this review. Hopefully I will get some good material here and be able to finish what I started.
DFlowered.com is a site filled to the gills with 9s and 10s — but they aren’t taking the stabs like I like. They do plenty of naked writhing and dildo play, but where’s the fucking, I ask you…WHERE??
You know those Playboy “movies” where the chick flails around on a bear skin rug on the floor in front of the fireplace? Well, think that style, except the chicks do get a lot raunchier, sticking fingers in their asses and plastic dicks in their gashes. That part is cool — I just wish they’d take it a step further.
What is undeniable, however, is the heat level of the chicks that this site has landed. These are Playboy quality, if you ask me. And they’re all Euro chicks, which is pretty hot too, if you’re a horny American like I am. Very glamorous, very artsy, very classy. That’s good for some — but I like my chicks dirty!
DFlowered is less than $25 per month to join, and that includes free memberships to TEN additional smut sites, most of which are more heavy on the dick-downs. All of them are high quality, so it’s definitely worth your pennies.
Well, as hot as these chicks are, this one ain’t gonna get me to the finish I was looking for. Better luck to you fellers.
6.5 out of 10
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gawddamn
The site: climaxmodels.com
The price:$24.95 per month
The verdict: It’s good at what it does, but for me, what it does is not enough. 6 out of 10.
Rating: (6/10)
To join, click here:www.climaxmodels.com
They need to change change the meaning of the word “model” to “fuck slut.” There are basically zero so-called models that aren’t willing to chug on a boner to get work. Sure, you’ve got your super models, but outside of that handful of 10 pounders, there are no “models.” There are only sluts.
I love hot chicks. I love “models.” I love fake tits. And I love dildos. All of these things are fantastic. What I don’t necessarily love is a site featuring ONLY those things. Sure, I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers, but when I pay for a fuck site, I want fucking, not dildoing. This one fell short for me.
But that’s just me. Obviously a lot of you horndogs like this shit, or they wouldn’t keep pumping it out there. If you do, then this may be one you’ll dig. That’s because the chicks are very hot, but at the same time they are not over the top hot, so much so that they are bordering on being unreal.
There are also TONS of them, so you will never run out of material. And even if you did, you get a free TEN additional sites when you join this one — so I would venture to say that unless you’re Pee Wee Herman, you’ll be set forever. And at less than $25 per month to boot!
It’s good at what it does, but for me, what it does is not enough.
6 out of 10
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Shitty parquet floors are not high class
The site: torbehighclass.com
The price:$29.99 per month
The verdict: You’re not going to see a dirty dicking down here, but you wouldn’t expect to at a so-called “high class” site, right? That shit happens on some of the other sites in the network, so when you join you get it all. 7 out of 10.
Rating: (7/10)
To join, click here:www.torbehighclass.com
It’s interesting, but no one has ever — not even once — referred to me or anything involving me as “high class.” Hmmm…I wonder why that is?
TorbeHighClass.com is, as it seems it would be, a site featuring the more glamorous of the ladies, doing some stuff to themselves and others that’s, in all honesty, not all that high class. For example. I would consider it exceedingly hot, but not necessarily high class, to eat the ass and piss slit of another chick you just met a few minutes before the camera began to roll. Now, maybe that’s just me. Maybe I’m a little snooty myself.
As you would expect also, the chicks at TorbeHighClass are pretty fucking spectacular. WAY hotter than the skags you’re used to seeing shrouded in shame, sneaking out of your motel room in the morning. These are very glitzy, gorgeous and model-quality ladies. We’re talking 8s, 9s and 10s.
Torbe High Class and all of its original content, along with 29 free additional Torbe produced sites, are available for $30 a month. The price itself is nothing that makes me do a double take, but it is pretty cheap when you consider all of the content you get in those 30 sites.
You’re not going to see a dirty dicking down here, but you wouldn’t expect to at a so-called “high class” site, right? That shit happens on some of the other sites in the network, so when you join you get it all.
7 out of 10
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I have the exact same couch
The site: vixenx.com
The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month
The verdict: Good site…if you’re Pentecostal.
Remember the 80s chick rock band Vixen? This is a site where all of the members of that band get fucked by giraffes. Oh, shit – nevermind. I misread the headline of the site. Too bad – that shit would have been much hotter than what they REALLY have to offer here.Know why they call this Vixen X and not Vixen XXX? No, not because the other was taken (although it may have been). It’s because this is softcore, and not XXX. BOO!!!! FUCKING BOOOO!!!
Okay, well, I guess they can’t all be hardcore. And softcore porn serves it’s purpose – -which is to get 12 year old boys off or to try to convince prudish cunt-wives that you are really looking at classy and erotic material, rather than the trampling, gagging, horse-fucking demon filth that you are really knocking your cock to.
To their credit, they do have super hot chicks. And it’s not all over the bra shit – they do a little dildo play and finger jacking. But no fucking. Nary a dick in the house. It’s a shame to me that such lovely pussy is wasted on dainty fingers and pink plastic. Someone needs to cock down these bitches really hard-like.
If you are still interested, you can get a 3 day trial for $3. That’s about the limit on what I’d spend on a softcore site – and that would be just out of sheer curiosity, as I can’t remember the last time I saw a female on the internet without a cock dangling somewhere in the vicinity of her face or crotch. If you really dig it, $30 will get you a monthly – which is absurd.
Good site…if you’re Pentecostal.
… 4 out of 10
The site: upskirtsmut.com
The price: $4.95 trial, $29.96/month (recurring)
The verdict: This one, albeit a pretty decent site, is not what it seemed from the name. We get that time to time. We are not implying that they are trying to trick us, but we think that they should do up skirts – REAL up skirts — if that is what they are going to name their site
To join, click here:www.upskirtsmut.com
If you are looking for hot chicks getting fucked while generally wearing skirts, then you will find a LOT of that right here on UpSkirtSmut. If you are looking for true up skirts — you know the kind where the girl is unsuspecting and accidentally flashes her beaver in public — then you will not be happy with this site. We do not like the name because it is misleading to us. We do, however, like the content.Basically the site is hot chick getting fucked — also known as porno. The skirt thing is kind of a red herring. There are certainly girl swearing skirts here, but aren’t pretty much all porn stars wearing skirts about 80% of the time that they are not getting fucked (and 25%of the time that they are getting fucked)? We love skirts as much as the next guy, but unless they are a plaid, schoolgirl skirt they are really not too much of a fetish, are they?
What they do have here is over 100,000 videos of sluts (who at some point in each video are usually wearing a skirt) getting fucked. General porno in our minds. Not that it is bad — they have really high quality videos and really, really hot pussy-packing babes. They have even more pictures and literally thousands of different girls to jerk off to! That is amazing when you think about it — it really is! You could jerk off once a day to a different girl each day and it would take YEARS for you to go through all of the girls.
Not only that, but when you join this site ($29.96 for a monthly fee)you also get access to over seventy additional sites. That means it would take decades for you to see all of the girls and jerk your pud to them all! That is a long time for $30!! Of course, you would have to pay each month — but god damn, it is worth it, isn’t it?? We sure think so.
This one, albeit a pretty decent site, is not what it seemed from the name. We get that time to time. We are not implying that they are trying to trick us, but we think that they should do up skirts – REAL up skirts — if that is what they are going to name their site. In the end, though, the quality is very good and the network of over 70 sites that you get when you join this one is incredible! … 7 out of 10
I wonder why our cocks aren’t more useful? I mean, sure they are damn good at what they do – what with the fucking and reproducing and all. But I would have thought that evolution would have made them a little more functional by now, since they just hang there most of the time. I am think about training mine to be prehensile like a monkey’s tail, so I can hang from trees with it.Well, the good news is that there are countless gorgeous – and I mean fucking GORGEOUS – chicks getting fucked, sucked, masturbated and showered, all over this motherfucker. There are tons of videos, and they are all in HD and very, very professionally done.
The bad news is that it’s NOT a fucking upskirt site. Not even close. Shit – many of the scenes don’t even have a skirt in them at all. Some of the chicks start out naked! I’m all for naked chicks – -but come on. If you want to do a fucking upskirt site, do a fucking upskirt site. Rant over.
My favorite chick amongst the millions here is Liliane Tiger. Yes, it’s because of the flames tattooed right above her snatch. But not to worry if you don’t like tattooed chicks – there are tons of chicks of all types here. Shit – there are over 250 videos, so you know there are many to look at.
At the 250 is just on this site. This site is part of a large network with over 8,000 videos in it – and you get them all for the price of one. Do your cock favor and get a $1.00, 3 day trial. Yeah – that’s my stimulus plan, bitch!
Good movies, but I hate it when sites are not reflective of their names.
… 6.5 out of 10
Damn near perfection
The site: upskirtcollection.com
The price:$29.95/Month
The verdict: Nice upskirt site, if you want to get away from total raunch for a while.
Have you ever accidentally gotten an upskirt or upshorts glance at your mom or you sister’s snatch? I have. That shit was hot. Your sister needs to shave that fucking pelt, though. And your Mom should think about tampons instead of pads. Just a suggestion.This site has upskirts, tight jeans, lingerie, sexy shorts, panties, bikini, celebs and upblouses. Yeah, celebs too. That means as long as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are breathing, there will be content for this section of the site.
The thing that I did not like about this one was that the upskirts are all staged. When a chick is sitting at a bus stop with a skirt on and her legs so wide that she could put a leg lock on an exercise ball, chances are she’s posing for a camera somewhere. Or when a chick in a picture is actually holding part of her skirt up in the back, she probably either just accidentally shit on herself or she’s aware that the camera is snapping.
That being said, they’re still hot pictures and videos. And, of course, with staged pictures members don’t have to worry about the makers of the site being arrested and imprisoned for indecency and the site going under. Think of it as membership security.
The great thing about upskirt sites is that they can usually get an even higher echelon of female, since they are not getting ass fucked or taking a dick while drinking out of the toilet. They’re classy sites, that leave a lot to the imagination – and that’s sometimes a very good thing.
And $30 for 30 days is almost always a good thing – but what’s better is 90 days for $60. That’s one free month. Plus, you can submit your own videos and pics and get the chance to win $100 – every month. Sweet jumpin’ Jesus!
Nice upskirt site, if you want to get away from total raunch for a while.
… 7 out of 10
I'd like to see her butthole
The site: anettedawn.com
The price:$2.95 Trial, $24.95 Month
The verdict: Anette is extremely hot and has incredible tits. If she’d field cocks on her site, she might get a perfect 10 rating. As it is, I can see shit like this one Skinemax. 6 out of 10.
I think one of these solo chicks should think outside the box when it comes to picking a porno name. I’m tired of “Heather Dawns†and “Samantha Darlings†and “Candy Belles.†I want to jerk off to a “Helga Klopfschneider†or a “Melba Smockterling†or a “Myrtle Vomitface.†Anyone with me?Anette is definitely an 11 on a scale of 1 to 10. She’s basically flawless. Petite, blonde and huge tits. Is there a more perfect physical description of a cockwarmer? No – no there isn’t. And of course you get to know all about her with her updates, candid photos and videos and diary entries. All of the things we love about solo girl sites.
Now for the big negative – no fucking. This site is as dickless as you are. And that is NOT a good thing. I hate to see a site that has All of the makings of something fantastic, like this one, and then it leaves out one crucial component. How can I pretend to fuck this chick if she doesn’t show us what her face looks like (or what she sounds like) when she’s got a 10 incher crammed in her knothole?
It does only cost $2.44 for a 2 day trial – which is well worth it. I’d just be very careful before I joined for a whole month – but shit…I’d spend two and a half bucks on just about anything, not to mention seeing a gorgeous chick naked and fondling herself.
Anette is extremely hot and has incredible tits. If she’d field cocks on her site, she might get a perfect 10 rating. As it is, I can see shit like this one Skinemax.
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