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Tia Sweet Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Water your fucking plant Tia

Water your fucking plant, Tia!

The site: tiasweet.com

The price:$3.95 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: Tia is very hot, but she could be so much more if she let herself go and did the porn thing. You cant just stick your toe in, sweetheart…you have to dive into this business! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here: www.tiasweet.com

We knew a girl named Tia once. Well, we didn’t really know her. We met her outside walking our dog on a dark and drunken night. Our buddy was with us, and he convinced this drunken asshole (which would be your hero reviewer) that she was really hot and that we should take her home and fuck her. We get her home, and a combination of the booze wearing off and the lights in the house proved that she was not only, um…NOT hot — she also weighed at least 2 and a half bills! She was shown the door! Thanks buddy! True story!

This Tia is much, much sweeter, as her name would imply. As a matter of fact, this Tia is much, much sweeter than many girls we have seen in our travels. A VERY sexy teen, Tia is a dirty blonde with A cup titties and long, long legs. She is barely 18 and she love to play in front of the camera. Her ass is our favorite feature, but it generally is on almost any girl! She claims that she has only been with one guy ever, and that shit needs to change right now. More on that later.

Tia is very good at customer service, as she makes daily entries into her “journal” and gives frequent updates on the site. She has the whole “teeny bopper” thing going on, which we like to a point, and then it makes us gag. Hers is generally not too bad, but at other times it is border line bad (we are talking about the pigtails and lollipop shit).She has soooo much potential to be a superstar, we just want to wrap her up and show her the way!

The cost to join Tia and her little shenanigans is $3.95 for a three day trial and $344.95 for a full month. We suggest the three day deal at first — many of these sites can be great for short periods of time but then get on your nerves after a while. We should mention, however, that this particular site has a really big benefit of joining for the full month, and that is an additional 32 sites included with that membership! That is correct, 32 more sites — most of which have good old fashioned, hardcore fucking all over them!

And speaking of fucking, the one thing that she definitely needs to start doing if she really does want to be a star, is FUCKING! Just like so many of these teeny sites with only one girl on them, she does a lot of playing, a lot of teasing and many “frolicking” videos…but not a single fuck scene in the house. Not one! Even if she just had one little scene of that ONE special guy she is with, we would place her in a whole higher echelon! Come on Tia…just one!!!!

Tia is very hot, but she could be so much more if she let herself go and did the porn thing. You can’t just stick your toe in, sweetheart…you have to dive into this business!

Visit the site: www.tiasweet.com

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Solo Videos Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

one is enough

Are you alone? Because you'd better fucking be alone...

The site: solovideos.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Here’s the low down — if you like amateurs or new girls, by all means stay away from this one. If you like superstars and masturbation — I can’t think of a better place to go. There you have it 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.solovideos.com

The verdict: Here’s the low down — if you like amateurs or new girls, by all means stay away from this one. If you like superstars and masturbation — I can’t think of a better place to go. There you have it 9 out of 10.

It’s one thing to watch a no-name bitch with glazed over eyes, lifelessly jam her fist into her own cunt to earn a few bucks. It’s another thing all together to get to see the hottest super stars in the online porno business talk to the camera and then, with all of the fervor and enthusiasm of a ferret on a double espresso,

You like seeing stars instead of no-names? You’re in some fucking luck here. Get these names — Brittney Skye, Delilah Strong, Poppy Morgan, Taylor Rain, Cytheria (the Queen of squirting) — shit, I could go on for hours. Every single one of these bitches does some hardcore frigging of their poons. And all of the videos are in-your-face masturbation videos — meaning they get the camera up close and personal with these cunts. I like me some up close shots, especially fingering shots (not sure why, I just do). There’s a LOT of that going on here.

It’s damn near impossible to pick a favorite video or scene when you have a site carrying this much talent. It’s like picking the MVP of an all-star game, when they all score 100 points each. I watched at least 20 of the videos here, and did not see one that disappointed me in the least. Sure, I may be a softy — what can I say? I like to see bitches fuck themselves! But if I HAD to pick a favorite, you cannot possibly go wrong with Cytheria (unless you don’t like squirters, in which case you’re an asshole anyway and your opinion doesn’t count). If you have never seen this freak, stop reading this IMMEDIATELY and click the link to find her. She’s the Michael Jordan of pussy-juice shooting. Huh — I bet Michael Jordan never thought his name would be used in that context!

There’s another solo that’s even more important — a solo dollar! As in, it’ll only cost you ONE BUCK for a three day trial. This site is like going to the fucking dollar menu at a fast food restaurant, except that you don’t get arrested when you cum all over the menu. What a deal, huh? Oh — and if you renew after that three day period, it’ll only run you $24.95 per month. Seems like a good deal to me — but fuck it. Do what you want!

Here’s the low down — if you like amateurs or new girls, by all means stay away from this one. If you like superstars and masturbation — I can’t think of a better place to go. There you have it.

Visit the site: www.solovideos.com

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Sex Toys Porno Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

meh

Is that bitch chained to the wall?


The site: sextoysporno.com

The price: $1.95 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: Very nice super-site. Sex toys are a genre that needs a large site like this one, and now they have it!  9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.sextoysporno.com

Just imagine — way back a long time ago if a lady wanted to get off and her man was not around, she would have to break a branch off of a Birch tree and use it as a dildo. True story! Okay…so maybe we made that up — but we bet it has been done before. Surely at one point a dildo was nothing more than a hairbrush or a soda bottle, or for those  ”loose” hussies, a rolling pin!

Today, of course, shit has changed dramatically when it comes to that area. There are more types of sex toys today than there are cars. Hundreds of thousands of brands, styles and looks. Double Dongs, the Rabbit, The Venus Butterfly, the Fist — and that is just what we have lying on our desk here! There are toys for men and women both. There are also toys for both men and women — as a matter of fact, we have a set of Ben-Wa balls in our ass right this very moment! No, that is not what they were meant for, but who cares! It is our little secret!

Sex Toys Porno is a rare site dedicate to the sex toy and featuring many, many hours of sex toy usage. Wanna talk about hot? Try to sneak up on a chick using a dildo without her knowing you are there. That is one of the most gratifying experiences that you can ever have — but make sure that you actually know her and know she will not have you arrested (damn you Connie — we will still never forgive you for that).

This site has an incredible archive of dildo vids — over 150,000 of them to go along with the ONE HALF MILLION pictures that you get access to with your subscription. All of that for a total price of $39.95 per month (you can try it out for 3 days for less than $2 too!). IF you are some kind of Ironman who thinks that is just not quite enough, there are also THIRTY other sites that you get access to with this subscription! They all have similar amounts of videos and pictures on their sites as well. They are not toy sites, but they have damn good content and lots of it!

Very nice super-site. Sex toys are a genre that needs a large site like this one, and now they have it!

Visit the site: www.sextoysporno.com

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Sexy Solo Sluts Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Bold

You'd better make yourself cum or I'm gonna be really pissed. No faking, either!

The site: sexysolosluts.com

The price:$29.86/month

The verdict: One of the better solo pooner sites. I’m generally not a fan of them, but this one was decent. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.sexysolosluts.com

I generally only like to watch chicks frig off when they don’t know the camera is turned on them. I get a lot more fuzzy in the pants if I know that she’s oblivious to the fact that I am slicking off to her. That is until just before she cums. When her breathing pace quickens, I like to jump out of the shadows, swirl my Batman cape around in a figure 8 and shout out the Pledge of Allegiance as I spew baby juice all over her vanity.

Unless you are a fucking dolt you can easily figure out that there’s no fucking here. It’s pretty god damned hard to get a good dick down when you’re flying solo. But that doesn’t mean it’s a yawner like most solo sites with chicks giggling and poking their clams with a tiny pink vibe. These lonely sluts have some Thermos-sized dildos that they feverishly hammer their pussies with. Much more exciting than many masturbation sites.

Favorite chick = Taryn Thomas. I love brunettes and black haired chicks, but the really, really good ones in internet porn are few compared to blondes. Taryn is top shelf. Her tits are on the small side, but still handful tits. She’s from Arizona, which makes her at least 1 degree hotter by default (AZ chicks are all hot sluts). She’s also a screamer. I can’t wait to meet her and propose!

She’s but one of many, many amateur chicks that have signed up to do professional frig porn. All of these ladies are not full-time porn queens. They have day jobs, like hostess, stay at trailer mom, stripper and drug addict. But we are so glad their side gigs have fallen into our lap. With all of the sites included for free with the $30 membership of this one, I wouldn’t hesitate to join for at least a month.

One of the better solo pooner sites. I’m generally not a fan of them, but this one was decent.

Visit the site: www.sexysolosluts.com

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Brooke Skye Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

great nipples

"When I open these eyes, there had BETTER be some dicks in me."

The site: brookeskye.com (High Def!)

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: As we said before, we really found nothing to criticize. If we had to add one thing, it would be videos of her having sex with men, and not just women, but hey…can someone really complain about that??. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.brookeskye.com

Two words, folks: HIGH DEFINITION!!

Let us add to that…PORN IN HIGH DEFINITION! And not only that but HOT, FRECKLED, TEEN PORN IN HIGH DEFINITION!!!

We have found one of the premier adult sites on the net inBrookeSkye.com and we cannot wait to share the dirty details with you. For those of you who regularly read our stuff, you know that we can be fair, but critical. If there is a problem with the site, we will let you know about it. Our theory is always that any porn is better than no porn, but good porn is better than any porn! And Brooke Skye, gents, is good, good porn. We tried, but we found no flaws! One of our few perfect 10s!!!

Wow…where do we begin? Brooke is one of the most real, cute and most loveable ladies on the internet, hands down. We should know, we have looked at thousands of them. When you have seen that many, it really takes a lot to stand out, and Brooke has it! We would initially describe her as cute, but then all of a sudden she is BANG!…super fucking sexy! She is 19 years old (looks younger) and has brunette hair, gorgeous green eyes and a killer/fun smile. She is not your typical adult website girl. No huge and/or fake boobs. She has real (small) boobs…but they look oh-so perfect on her. She is sneaky sexy…that is the best way we can put it!

She alone would be spectacular, but her site is on the cutting edge of adult site technology. They offer all of her videos in High Definition. We have heard many people say of HDTV, “Can you really tell the difference?” Abso-fucking-lutely you can! Imagine your favorite sporting event in HD…then imagine watching a white-hot piece of ass get her pussy licked by another super hot girl…in HD! See what we mean? We can’t do it justice by trying to describe it…you just have to see it for yourself. Trust us.

There are also many other features that make Brooke’s site stand out. It is a very personable site. For example, many members apparently expressed interest in buying gifts for Brooke. She will only accept them in exchange for a customized video. You buy her a PSP and you get to hear her say your name while she is masturbating. Buy her a digital camera, and maybe she will get eaten out by another hot girl! It is really neat way to add something to the site…and everyone wins!

As for the videos themselves, there are dozens of them with more being added weekly. The user friendly set-up lets you click on a thumbnail of a video and then select which scene you want to watch. With Brooke, it really doesn’t matter. Every scene that we saw was golden. She also has a LOT of themed videos, such as pillow fighting, shaving, 3 girls, shower, etc. We found that Brooke was an especially sexy masturbator. No shit!

We especially liked one of her videos in which she is 69ing with another super-sexy gal named Alicia. It is hot! Her pierced tongue against the bald and perfect-looking pussy of her counterpart is a memory that will not soon leave us. She also gets off in a hot tub with Arlette. And then there is the pillow fight turned oral-through-the-panties video that is a home run as well. The list goes on and on and on…..

The entry fee is $29.95 per month and let us be the first to PROMISE you that it is worth it! Every penny. Most sites are at least that much, and did we mention that this one as High Definition…at no extra charge??? The $29.95 gets you all of the videos that she already has, plus weekly updates. And who knows, maybe she will do a custom video for you! You also get her diary, which it appears that she updates every few days. There are also several other sites that you get for that fee (although you will have a hard time getting away from Brooke) such as Amateur Contest and Backstage Ass (there are others too).

As we said before, we really found nothing to criticize. If we had to add one thing, it would be videos of her having sex with men, and not just women, but hey…can someone really complain about that??

Absolutely one of the best on the web. Would be so without High Definition, but with it she is on a different level altogether. A MUSTSEE!!!

Visit the site: www.brookeskye.com

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Nude Nadia Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

nude-nadiaThe site: nudenadia.com
The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Okay site for minor league players – but not ready for the big show. 5.5 out of 10.

[rating:5.5/10] (5.5/10)

To join, click here: www.nudenadia.com

I would like to know some of the “cover occupations”porn sluts use when telling their parents what they do for a living. I bet waitress is used quite a bit. So is bank teller. And lots of them probably also try to slip “student aid job” past their folks. I bet they rarely use attorney, physician and/or prostitute.

Let me start by describing this incredibly desirable little tart for you – Nadia is probably about 19 or so, and perfectly described by the word “cute.” I have encountered females in the past that considered that word an insult, and somehow less flattering than “hot” — but that is far from the case here. Cure is entirely fuckable and sometimes better than “hot” — as is the case here. She looks like a barista from Starbucks – but with a dildo hanging out of her cunt.

Right away I noticed a red flag here – the use of the word “nude” in the title. No one looking to completely fuck their dick up with Vaseline and/or Jergen’s is going to get excited by the use of the word “nude.” That’s a word only used by teachers and nuns. It’s a fucking shitty word that, in all honesty, makes my once-rigid boner as limp as overcooked angel hair pasta.

So when I hear that word, I think of a young-looking slut, rolling around on a bed with a plastic pee-pee in her puss. What I DON’T think of is a throbbing hunk of dick meat pummeling a red-from-forceful-contact pussy – and that is exactly what I don’t get here.

Want the good news now? Well, it’s still worth joining because you get about 25 or so additional sites when you join this one – many of which are hardcore, fuck-the-shit-out-of-your-hand sites. Oh- and the total price for all is less than $25 per month. Talk about a bailout for your cock.

Okay site for minor league players – but not ready for the big show.

Visit the site: www.nudenadia.com

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Addison St. James Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

nice ass

More like Addison St. Nice Fucking Ass!

The site: addisonstjames.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: One of the cutest chicks I have seen in a long time – I just wish she was more nasty. Pretty good network, though. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.addisonstjames.com

I have had it with porn bitches naming themselves Saint whatever. Is that supposed to be ironic -that you are a “saint”  but at the same time, you are chugging cocks online? Well, it’s not. It’s been done. Not the name thing (although that’s been done a million times) -I mean a saint sucking cocks for cash. I got a $20 gagger from Mother Teresa about 6 months before she kicked off. And that was a REAL saint – so get over yourselves, porno bitches named Saint!

So, sorry “Addison St. James”– the truth is that you already have one strike against you in my book – before I even look at your site. I know – -life’s a bitch, ain’t it?

After giving her the once over, though, I will admit that she is incredibly attractive. Perfect, perfect little ski slope tits – -and when I say little I mean a small C cup – so not too little. She’s in the teen range, so she’s still as fresh as can be. Brunette, perky, lively. In fact, I have decided that she can be named “Saint von Sainty Saint” and I would still give one of my testicles to fuck her.

I really wanted to see someone else fuck her at least – since I now that I will probably never get to since I dissed her name and called her a “porn bitch,” but unfortunately, that seems unlikely to happen at this point since Ms. St. James prefers to shoehorn runner cocks into her tight pussy, rather than take a stranger loaf in the snatch. A fucking shame if you ask me.

As with about half of the 25 sites in the network, I am gravely disappointed that I don’t get to see the look on Addison’s face when she gets her hole stuffed with a cock the size of the Florida pan handle. But I still joined the network, as the other half of the sites DO show graphic fucking – and I HAD to see Addison sink her fingers into her quivering vagina. It was well worth the $24.95 per month – I promise you that.

One of the cutest chicks I have seen in a long time – I just wish she was more nasty. Pretty good network, though.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.addisonstjames.com

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