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Tia Sweet Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Water your fucking plant, Tia!

The site: tiasweet.com

The price:$3.95 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: Tia is very hot, but she could be so much more if she let herself go and did the porn thing. You cant just stick your toe in, sweetheart…you have to dive into this business! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here: www.tiasweet.com

We knew a girl named Tia once. Well, we didn’t really know her. We met her outside walking our dog on a dark and drunken night. Our buddy was with us, and he convinced this drunken asshole (which would be your hero reviewer) that she was really hot and that we should take her home and fuck her. We get her home, and a combination of the booze wearing off and the lights in the house proved that she was not only, um…NOT hot — she also weighed at least 2 and a half bills! She was shown the door! Thanks buddy! True story!

This Tia is much, much sweeter, as her name would imply. As a matter of fact, this Tia is much, much sweeter than many girls we have seen in our travels. A VERY sexy teen, Tia is a dirty blonde with A cup titties and long, long legs. She is barely 18 and she love to play in front of the camera. Her ass is our favorite feature, but it generally is on almost any girl! She claims that she has only been with one guy ever, and that shit needs to change right now. More on that later.

Tia is very good at customer service, as she makes daily entries into her “journal” and gives frequent updates on the site. She has the whole “teeny bopper” thing going on, which we like to a point, and then it makes us gag. Hers is generally not too bad, but at other times it is border line bad (we are talking about the pigtails and lollipop shit).She has soooo much potential to be a superstar, we just want to wrap her up and show her the way!

The cost to join Tia and her little shenanigans is $3.95 for a three day trial and $344.95 for a full month. We suggest the three day deal at first — many of these sites can be great for short periods of time but then get on your nerves after a while. We should mention, however, that this particular site has a really big benefit of joining for the full month, and that is an additional 32 sites included with that membership! That is correct, 32 more sites — most of which have good old fashioned, hardcore fucking all over them!

And speaking of fucking, the one thing that she definitely needs to start doing if she really does want to be a star, is FUCKING! Just like so many of these teeny sites with only one girl on them, she does a lot of playing, a lot of teasing and many “frolicking” videos…but not a single fuck scene in the house. Not one! Even if she just had one little scene of that ONE special guy she is with, we would place her in a whole higher echelon! Come on Tia…just one!!!!

Tia is very hot, but she could be so much more if she let herself go and did the porn thing. You can’t just stick your toe in, sweetheart…you have to dive into this business!

Visit the site: www.tiasweet.com

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Ava Knight Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hurry up and get that shit off!

The site: avaknight.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $29.94/month

The verdict: All-in-all a nice solo chick site. She doesn’t get the flesh hammer, but she fucks chicks, so that’s a good consolation prize. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.avaknight.com

How come Knight is such a popular porn chick name? Is there some connection with porn and Medieval times? IF so, I want to see some porn with a guy in a suit of armor fucking a chick with a joust, then bludgeoning her with a mace. Talk about masochism…A solo chick site. Fucking finally. I have been in a slump lately, reviewing shitty, big name sites that lack all originality and personality. Thank you Ava. Even if you have your faults, you will never be as boring as a huge site full of shitty, mass-produced pro DVDs.

This sexy piece of small-tittied bliss is only 19, and measures a towering 5’1″ tall, and qualifies as a spinner at 95 pounds. Plus she’s a brunette – something I have been lacking in my diet as of late.

Her work ethic is pretty impressive – she does 3 live cam shows per week, she keeps a daily blog and she updates her site weekly. She currently has 137 photo sets and 97 videos – not bad for a fairly new site. And 80 of those 137 photo sets are high resolution – so you can whack your pecker to primo shit.

Of course, there’s the one daunting question – the one question that everyone needs to have answered before they join. Does she fuck on film? Well, yes – but only women. At least so far. But let me tell you, the women she fucks are at least as hot (and some hotter) as she is – so you will enjoy every second of it if you are into lesbo porn. The scenes are pretty fucking hot.

All-in-all a nice solo chick site. She doesn’t get the flesh hammer, but she fucks chicks, so that’s a good consolation prize.

Visit the site: www.avaknight.com

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Teen Jasmin Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She'll fit.

The site: teenjasmin.com

The price:

The verdict: Teen Jasmin is one of millions of naked girls that call themselves Jasmin on the internet, but we liked her a little more than a lot of them. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10) To join, click here:www.teenjasmin.com

We just love single girl sites. Not only are most of them very well done, they are always all-original, usually amateur-like and you really get a chance to get a feel for what the girl is like, adding a personality to the equation.

As sissy-like as that sounds, you all know that it helps when you are yanking your chain. Is it more sexy to see some random chick get fucked with knowing nothing at all about her, or to have her tell you in a diary that she loves getting a finger in her ass when she is getting doggied, and then seeing that exact thing happen to her. More sexy, isn’t it? Teen Jasmin should be called Tiny Jasmin, as she is only 5’3″ and 90lbs. But she packs quite a punch. She can get damn filthy for as cute and innocent as she looks (she says she just turned 18). She jams fingers in her snatch and can talk so filthy she would make a sailor on leave blush! As with many of the one girl teen sites, you are going to get a lot of masturbating, showers and bubble baths, and every day life stuff. There will be a LOT of dildo play (be sure to check out when she plays with her “cock sword” dildo…yikes!!).

Not a lot of real fucking (as a matter of fact at the time we looked we saw none, but that may have changed since this girl is a freak). She is very sexy when she fingers herself, so of course we liked that! There are also frequent updates and many themed picture galleries and videos. She likes to play dress-up, with galleries of Cowgirl looks, schoolgirl, and the like. She is a playful gal that likes to have funin front of the camera. Her personality probably makes everyone love her even more!

The membership will cost you $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. Not a bad deal at all for a single-girl all-original site, but even better when you factor in the dozen or soother fetish type sites that come along free! Take advantage — it is a good deal. Teen Jasmin is one of millions of naked girls that call themselves Jasmin on the internet, but we liked her a little more than a lot of them.

Visit the site: www.teenjasmin.com

… 7 out of 10

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Tat Queen Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Watch where you're pointing that thing!

The site: tatqueen.com

The price:$2.97 trial, $29.97/month

The verdict: I loved this site, but I know that it’s a narrow niche. But dammit, Tat Queen — do some fucking! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.tatqueen.com

Right up front — this one’s gonna be hit or miss with you guys out there…you’re either going to love this little inked-up piece of ass as much as I do, or you’ll be totally turned off by her tattoos (but only by her tattoos, because her body is fucking tight!). If you don’t think tats are sexy, pack your shit and get the FUCK out of here. Go jerk off to a churchy bitch or something. Actually…please visit one of our other areas, and thank you for your patronage.Damn…how you you describe the perfect girl in words…it’s hard let me tell you. First of all, her tits are fan-fucking-tastic. Nice and large — which look even larger on her petite frame. And her nippes are pierced. She has the cutest face and sexy red hair. The tats — well, there are lots of them, with my favorite being a pistol on her bikini line that appears to be tucked in when she’s wearing panties. Oh what I wouldn’t give to rub my cock all over that gun.

There are lots of pictures and videos here. It seems that the Tat Queen is somewhat of a fetishist, which I suppose goes hand-in-hand with tat lovers. She has a lot of foot fetish stuff, balloon play and smoking, amongst other things. The videos are sexy, but rarely include anyone but her, which leads me to my biggest gripe…

The frustrating thing about this site, as with many one girl sites, is that she doesn’t spend her time getting fucked like I wish she would. She claims not to be a tease, but I can’t necessarily call her anything else. I mean — I bet she gets fucked something fierce in her spare time — why doesn’t she just film it and make all that much more money? I’ve never understood that about these one girl sites. Is it THAT much different to get film with a cock in you than it is to get filmed jamming objects in your vag?

The negative aside, you can check her out for only $2.97 for a 2 day trial membership, and $29.97 for a month. When you snag a monthly, you also get access to about 30 or so additional sites, many of which are solo girl sites like the Tat Queen (only not all tatted up, unfortunately). The chicks in this network are all really hot, so don’t be worried about this being the only hot one surrounded by a bunch of dumpsters.

I loved this site, but I know that it’s a narrow niche. But dammit, Tat Queen — do some fucking!

Visit the site: www.tatqueen.com

… 8 out of 10

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Sybian Solos Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Gas up the Sybian and let's get down to business!

The site: sybiansolos.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: I really like sybian sites-a LOT. And this one is a really well done sybian site with super hot chicks. You do the math. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.sybiansolos.com

Have you ever seen a chick ride one of these sybian dealies? If not, you’d better go get your ass a towel, a can of Crisco, some vodka and a leaf blower – and settle in for some excellent, thigh-shaking orgasms!It’s sad that I have to do this – but in case you don’t know what a sybian is, it’s a saddle-like device with a plastic cock attached to the top. There’s a motor that makes it vibrate and causes the ladies to feel all funny inside. Doesn’t sound like that big of a deal? WRONG! Sybians are by far the best for of female masturbation and, for those of you that tweak on girls having orgasms, they make for the very best porno films. Better than lesbo, better than a big cock in the ass – simply the best.

This particular site is a very high class, well put together bonanza of sybian flicks. The chicks are all very good looking- model good looking in fact. No girl next door babes – these gals are primo. They are also sexy as fuck – and these sybians make them shake like a junkie who needs to “get well.”

There was one negative for me, however. Who does a guy have to fucking stab in the ear to get bitches to STOP SUCKING ON PLASTIC DICKS!?!?! That is the single stupidest thing in porn (well – tied for the stupidest with sucking on a man’s nipples). Every time I see a chick – hot or not – suck on a dildo, I want to gouge my own eyes out with a grade school cafeteria spork.

Okay – the big news is that if you join this site, you also get access to a handful of additional, top shelf sites -including the official sites of Jenna Haze & Gina Lynn. That’s a seven million dollar value for less than $30 per month.

I really like sybian sites- a LOT. And this one is a really well done sybian site with super hot chicks. You do the math.

Visit the site: www.sybiansolos.com

… 8 out of 10

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Sweet Sophie Moone Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

"I'm gonna just take this shoe off, then I'm gonna hit you in the temple with it. Don't flinch - It'll be fun!"

The site: sweetsophiemoone.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: Don’t get me wrong – Sophie is not a bad place to rest your cock and balls -but she needs to do something different to have that all important hook. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.sweetsophiemoone.com

Sophie seems like a nice enough girl- but sweet? Really?!? Maybe I am old school, but my definition of sweet does not involve licking another girls asshole in public, giving yourself a pseudo-colonoscopy with a glass dildo and/or and squirting pussy juice all over the room. Hot and sexy, yes…but not sweet.

Sophie is definitely really, really fucking hot – but the problem is that she is not original. In other words, I have seen dozens of chicks like her and sites like hers. About 10 years ago, she would have stuck out like a sore clit, due to the fact she’s incredibly hot (teenie blonde, medium tits, perfect ass and cute as fuck). But today, chicks like her are a dime a dozen – so they really need to do something special to stick in your mind.

This is the kind of site with perfect lighting, classy sets (like yachts and mansions) and detail so intense that you can tell the guys’ fortunes by the veins on the cocks. There is usually no middle ground- you are either really into the fancy, professional sets and vids of a site like this, or you hate them. You decide.

They do shoot in HD too -which does help the aforementioned obscurity of sites like this. Although more and more of them are turning to HD, not enough of them are there yet – so it is still a hot commodity.

Sophie does regular sex, lesbo stuff and likes her toys as much as a kid on Christmas. Actually-the more I watch her get her pussy eaten by other hot chicks, the more I want to join for at least a month ($30 per month — $1.95 trials).

The downer about this solo girl site is that it is not really as personable as a solo girl site should be. I want to get to know the girls, have recurring chats with them, etc. While she claims to do this, and even had a diary, you still get the big site feel to it, rather than the feeling that you really are getting to know her.

Don’t get me wrong – Sophie is not a bad place to rest your cock and balls- but she needs to do something different to have that all important hook.

Visit the site: www.sweetsophiemoone.com

… 6.5 out of 10

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Sweet Amy Lee Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That IS pretty sweet.

The site: sweetamylee.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Sweet Amy Lee looks like the girl next door but fucks like a girl with a star on her dressing room door. Great site, which is part of a great network. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.sweetamylee.com

Sweet Amy Lee is a rags to riches porno success story. She claims that she was working in a bar and was discovered by none other than Bruno B (look up his site if you have not seen it…good amateur stuff). She started there and has blossomed into her own with Sweet Amy Lee (the site). She is a petite “spinner,” so those of you who like ‘em little should have a field day with Amy. She is 5’5″ and weighs only 102. Her tits are small as well, so you breasty guys may be a tad disappointed in them. But give her a chance to please and we think you will be satisfied. And if that isn’t enough for you, she admits that her turn on is that she “likes to get bit!” Wow.

The first thing you will notice on her site is the fact that the front page gives you a great deal of insight as to what she offers. There are the usual promises and reports of grandeur as well, but we liked the wealth of information about the site that was displayed from the get-go. They also do a VERY good job of making sure that you are aware that they do, in fact, update frequently. Right on the front page they show the updates on this site, and others from the Brain Cash bunch, that have occurred the very day that you visit the site. For instance, the day that we visited, they had a display of 5 new videos posted on several sites in the network, as well as what videos they intend to post over the next few days. Great work to entice us by showing us you keep up on the site! And if you are not aware of what the Brain Case peeps offer, they give you several very well done sites for $29.95 per month. These other sites range from single-girl sites like Sweet Amy’s, to porn super stars such as Peter North.

As we mentioned, Amy has done a great job keeping up with her site…she has not fallen behind like some other single-girl sites frequently do. She has over 10 pages of movies that range from 2 girls on one guy, to girl-on-girl to anal to dildos and everything in between. She also has a shitload of pictures, all of which are categorized in “themes,” which we liked a lot. It helps with the fantasy when themes are used. For example, she has a series on strip poker with her and a friend (female of course).

Amy Lee is definitely cute, but looks more “average” than many other starlets that have their own sites. Now Amy, if you are reading this do not get the wrong idea…this is not meant to be a put down. As a matter of fact, we mean it as a compliment. She looks like the girl next door. No plastic and no extra make-up. She is hot and real. Do NOT change a thing sweetheart! She almost gives us the feel of an amateur and a professional at the same time. That is not common, and we are glad when we stumble onto a girl like her.

If you are inclined to join, check out the video of her on her home gym. She decided to train herself to squirt from her pussy. We love squirters, and the only thing we love more (and we just found this out) is when a girl first learns how to squirt. Hot shit, man!

Sweet Amy Lee looks like the girl next door but fucks like a girl with a star on her dressing room door. Great site, which is part of a great network.

Visit the site: www.sweetamylee.com

… 8.5 out of 10

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Suicide Scarlett Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Duck and cover!

The site: suicidescarlett.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: I was knocked down by this one. I was ready to bash yet another one-girl site, but I was smitten with Scarlett. If she only got fucked hard a time or two on her site, she’d be a perfect 10. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.suicidescarlett.com

Oh, man. I’m not sure about this one. I mean — I’m all for some kinky shit. Hell, I’ve even invented some of my own kinky moves (like “The Ham Hock,” “Shhh…Baby’s Sleeping” and, of course, “Halfsies”). But fucking a chick that has committed suicide…hmmm..I don’t know, man. Depends on how she did it, ’cause there’s no way I’m sticking my dick in anything with fresh bullet holes in it again.

.Oops…it seems that this is just Scarlett’s nickname and rumors of her death have been greatly exaggerated. In fact -Scarlett is not only alive and well, she is tattooed like a motherfucker and hotter than shit! Fiery red hair, a tight, tight body and lots of ink (and lots of tits). Come to think of it -I just might fuck Scarlett here is she was on the slab. The thing that just might turn me on the most about Scarlett is that she has a .45 pistol tattooed right above her pussy – so it’s kind of like having a gun to your head while you are eating her box. That’s fucking sassy. Seriously guys – if you are into wild, crazy chicks at all -as a substitute for the overdone bubble gum blonde – -this chick is one of my favorites.

Sadly, I did not see any true hardcore out of her. Not taking a big schlong in her lap. That is disappointing, but at the same time exciting, because I am pretty sure she is saving herself for me. If that’s true, Scarlett -here I am, sweetheart. It should be noted that the makers of the site really push the bad girl image – -the girl you don’t want to take home to Mom. Scarlett is heavily tattooed, foul-mouthed, smokes pot, and, well – has her own porno site. I am down with it – bad girls are the way to go.

Less then $25 per month is all she costs, and she gives frequent updates. Her site also belongs to a network, so there are a couple dozen sites that come with this one – free. And many of them are full-on fuck sites – so you can get your Scarlett fix when you need it (at least once a day), then get your hardcore fix. I was knocked down by this one. I was ready to bash yet another one-girl site, but I was smitten with Scarlett. If she only got fucked hard a time or two on her site, she’d be a perfect 10.

Visit the site: www.suicidescarlett.com

… 7.5 out of 10

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Snatches

by The Caveman (admin)

Best. Website. Name. Ever.

The site: snatches.com

The price: $29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A really nice niche site shot in HD. If you like masturbation and insertion videos, these are the best ones that we have seen! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.snatches.com

An homage to the snatch. It’s about time, huh guys? This site is a tribute, but not to the girls — to the pussies! You know what they say: What do you call the useless skin all around the outside of a girl’s pussy? The girl!

This is a very sexy site, but it is almost too much of a tease site for us to bear. You see, they get these super hot chicks and have them play with their pussies with various toys and the like, but they rarely ever get to fuck them! The camera men must be going crazy! Drop dead gorgeous chicks with their snatches all splayed out and shoving shit inside of them, moaning like a wounded homeless guy, and these poor dudes are a few feet away and not allowed to touch them! And guess what? It’s all shot in HIGH DEFINITION! That’s right, now you can get intimate with every nook and cranny these girls have!

Normally we would come out swinging at a masturbation and insertion only site like this one, but we reserved judgment and we are glad that we did. It is very sensual and extremely hot to see these girl cram this shit up inside of them and get off so hard. We think that part of it is the fact that they are so hot, and the other part is the HD. Oh yeah, and then there are the great sound effects that these girls are belting out. Damn!!

Some are clean and some are dirty. For example, have you ever seen a girl squirt milk up her ass and then mash a banana inside of her pussy? Oh…you have? But have you ever seen it in HIGH DEFINITION?? Fucking didn’t think so! You can right here! And this ain’t no skank either — this chick is rock solid!

The membership fee is $29.95 per month, which we feel is a good price based upon the high level of talent, the big archives and the HD porn! That is as cheap as many sites with a lot less, and NOT in HD. Well worth it, especially if you have a food fetish, as this one can get messy with food from time to time.

A really nice niche site shot in HD. If you like masturbation and insertion videos, these are the best ones that we have seen! … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.snatches.com

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Solo Videos Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Are you alone? Because you'd better fucking be alone...

The site: solovideos.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Here’s the low down — if you like amateurs or new girls, by all means stay away from this one. If you like superstars and masturbation — I can’t think of a better place to go. There you have it 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.solovideos.com

It’s one thing to watch a no-name bitch with glazed over eyes, lifelessly jam her fist into her own cunt to earn a few bucks. It’s another thing all together to get to see the hottest super stars in the online porno business talk to the camera and then, with all of the fervor and enthusiasm of a ferret on a double espresso,

You like seeing stars instead of no-names? You’re in some fucking luck here. Get these names — Brittney Skye, Delilah Strong, Poppy Morgan, Taylor Rain, Cytheria (the Queen of squirting) — shit, I could go on for hours. Every single one of these bitches does some hardcore frigging of their poons. And all of the videos are in-your-face masturbation videos — meaning they get the camera up close and personal with these cunts. I like me some up close shots, especially fingering shots (not sure why, I just do). There’s a LOT of that going on here.

It’s damn near impossible to pick a favorite video or scene when you have a site carrying this much talent. It’s like picking the MVP of an all-star game, when they all score 100 points each. I watched at least 20 of the videos here, and did not see one that disappointed me in the least. Sure, I may be a softy — what can I say? I like to see bitches fuck themselves! But if I HAD to pick a favorite, you cannot possibly go wrong with Cytheria (unless you don’t like squirters, in which case you’re an asshole anyway and your opinion doesn’t count). If you have never seen this freak, stop reading this IMMEDIATELY and click the link to find her. She’s the Michael Jordan of pussy-juice shooting. Huh — I bet Michael Jordan never thought his name would be used in that context!

There’s another solo that’s even more important — a solo dollar! As in, it’ll only cost you ONE BUCK for a three day trial. This site is like going to the fucking dollar menu at a fast food restaurant, except that you don’t get arrested when you cum all over the menu. What a deal, huh? Oh — and if you renew after that three day period, it’ll only run you $24.95 per month. Seems like a good deal to me — but fuck it. Do what you want!

Here’s the low down — if you like amateurs or new girls, by all means stay away from this one. If you like superstars and masturbation — I can’t think of a better place to go. There you have it.

Visit the site: www.solovideos.com

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