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Wait a minute -- a stocking cap in a sauna? What gives?

The site: cutekimberly.com

The price:$3.95 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: It all comes down to the “fuck factor” for us, and Kimberly, as cute as she may be, does not get fucked on her site. That is a crying shame if you ask us! If it were not for this gaping hole in the site, we would probably give her a 9 or 10. We have given others 10s in the past without fuck scenes on their site (see Brooke Skye), but that is a rare occasion reserved for a special site. 7 out of 10.

What is the deal with all of these one girl sites that lack a good cock-down? Cute Kimberly has it all — a hella cute face, a small but seemingly delicious set of tits, long, milky legs and a vagina that is the thing that dreams are made of…so why isn’t she taking in more dick!?!?

We have said it time and again…these cute girls have great sites. Nice pictures, VERY nice videos, very user friendly and they chat all the time to their subscribers, but they almost inevitably do NOT like to get fucked on film! Too bad — that’ll cost you! Like we said, this site has a lot of great things going for it.

Kimberly is, indeed, cute. She has many photo sets with her playing tomboy and playing like a younger girl. She has an adorable face that is to die for! She is blonde with blue eyes and a tiny little body. She even resembles Mischa Barton a little bit. And the videos quality– stunning! Very nice stuff. One refreshing thing is that Kimberly, who is only 18 years old, has strayed from the current trend – an almost requirement — that you shave your pussy. Kimberly does not. Ten years ago we would not have batted an eye at this and we would have praised the shaver, but today it is nice to see a few with hair every now and then. Brings us back to basics!

Probably our very favorite thing about her is that she claims that she chats with her members EVERY Day online! That is very nice and very good for business in our eyes. We always root for the girls that put a lot of effort into their sites, so kudos to her for that! She also updates very frequently, so she has that going for her as well. And finally, she has a voyeur cam follow her pretty much all the time, so you can see how she lives her daily life…which also gets us going sometimes!

The cost to join this site is $3.95 for a three day trial or, if you like you some Kimberly, $34.95 for a month. That is not the best deal in the world by itself. But when you consider that there are an ADDITIONAL 32 sites that you get access to when you join this one, then it may very well be worth it. Check that — it is VERY MUCH worth it with those additional sites. WE have reviewed them all and there are a few that are worth way more than that on their own, so it is safe to join!

It all comes down to the “fuck factor” for us, and Kimberly, as cute as she may be, does not get fucked on her site. That is a crying shame if you ask us! If it were not for this gaping hole in the site, we would probably give her a 9 or 10. We have given others 10s in the past without fuck scenes on their site (see Brooke Skye), but that is a rare occasion reserved for a special site.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cutekimberly.com

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Ditzy bitch.

The site: ditzidani.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Definitely one of the hotter girl-next-door types in my opinion. I’d rate her much higher if she’d jockey a few cocks from time to time. 6 out of 10.

Here’s a twist on a site – this dolt is making a name for herself by embracing the fact that she is stupid as fuck, blonde and hot. How is that different than any other porn starlet? Well, most of them embrace the hot and blonde part – but feign offense when you point out that they are twice as dumb as shit. Not Dani – she knows she’s about as sharp as a bag of hammers – -but what the fuck does she care? She’s hot and she could make you do anything she wants — now who’s the dumb one?

Besides being a dumb bitch, I’d describe Dani as being neighborhood hot. That means you wouldn’t think of her as an international film star with her looks, but more than likely she’d be the hottest chick in your neighborhood, and if you ever got to talk to her, she’d most certainly be the hottest chick you’ve ever talked to – -even if it was you just apologizing for letting your dog shit in her yard.

Her best attribute, in my expert opinion, is her tits. They are the perfect size for any reasonable man. They are not huge or fake, but they are not small either. They are, as I said, perfect. Her ass is perfect too – -you could bounce manhole covers off of it. Come to think of it, her entire physical make up is perfect- now if she’d just take a dick on film.

Other than what has been said, there’s not much else to the site. The bonus sites are good – when you join you get access to 25 more sites – -some of which have fucking galore – so it’s definitely worth the $25 per month if you insist on coitus.

Definitely one of the hotter girl-next-door types in my opinion. I’d rate her much higher if she’d jockey a few cocks from time to time.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ditzidani.com

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Her tits don't look particularly extreme. I bet her cunt is a carnival!

The site: extremealex.com

The price:$29.86/month

The verdict: I often knock sites for not being memorable. This one will stick with you –  if you’re into the really dirty shit. 7.5 out of 10.

You know – I don’t fell one bit sorry for this girl’s parents. Sure, they have to suffer the embarrassment of trudging to corporate America each day, knowing that all of their friends know that their daughter chugs cocks and takes flesh missiles up the ass for a living. But hey – what do you expect when you name your daughter “Extreme Alex”?Alex is sort of Jekyl and Hyde for me. Sometimes she looks a little scary. Not hideous or ugly or anything – just a little scary, like she might rip your cock off and use it to darn a rug. Other times, and thankfully most of the time, she’s sexy as fuck. Dirty blonde hair, tight body and zero, and I mean ZERO, inhibitions.

Alex is like a utility player on a baseball team. Need her to get gagged? She’s there. Need a cagey vet to take two cocks in the butt? Call on Alex. Need a fireballer lefty that can jerk off two cocks, while sucking one, riding one and slipping her gaping arse hole over a 5th? Signal the bullpen for Alex. She’ll do whatever you ask her to.

Basically it’s this – Alex and tons of other chicks doing shit as nasty as they can to a ton of dudes. Not like shit eating nasty, but take four dicks and fuck them up royally nasty. There is lots of gaping, cum swapping, cum chugging, tons of anal, gagging and lots of other extreme shit. And when you join Alex’s site (a standard $30 for 30 days), you get tons of additional sites, including several other “extreme” chicks.

I often knock sites for not being memorable. This one will stick with you – if you’re into the really dirty shit.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.extremealex.com

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She's going to use his limp cock to bungee jump from.

The site: extremesophia.com

The price:$29.86/month

The verdict: I often bitch about solo chick sites and their lack of fucking. This one blows that shit away. No pink dildos, giggling and showers. This is hardcore, raunchy and fun. 7 out of 10.

I once had a girlfriend of mine try to convince me to let her mount up a strap-on and butt fuck me. I am all for a little crazy shit, but I don’t want to have my sphincter blown out. I have way too much money invested in ornamental boxer shorts to not have control of my ass functions.

Sophia is in a network that has many “extreme” gals. She’s a blonde chick with big cans that likes to take more than one dong at a time. In her ass. She’s pretty fucking nasty – but in that good, “I like to fuck eleven guys at a time and drink all of their cum” sort of way. You know…the kind of gal to bring home to Mom.

$30 will get you Sophia and all of her friends, as well as a dozen or so additional sites. It’s a pretty good deal, but nothing spectacular. The great news is that all of the videos are definitely unique and exclusive to this site and network. So if you are digging Sophia’s ultra-slutty antics (watch the preview video on the site to see what I mean), you can only find her here.

For me, the best videos on this site are the ones featuring one of my new favorite gals, Glauren Star. Not to take away the spotlight from Sophia here, but I love me some tattooed chicks. Especially ones with perfect jugs, brunette hair and a flair for compassionately sucking dong and eating snatch. Sophia is the star of the other videos, but I gotta give the nod to Glauren on this one. Great 2 chicks, one guy scene.

I often bitch about solo chick sites and their lack of fucking. This one blows that shit away. No pink dildos, giggling and showers. This is hardcore, raunchy and fun.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.extremesophia.com

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She looks more sensible than extreme.

The site: extremeholly.com

The price:$29.86/month

The verdict: I’m a fan. I dig my chicks to be a little on the wild side, and Holly is a lot on the wild side, so by rule I dig her a lot. 7.5 out of 10.

I used to fuck a dumb bitch named Holly. She wasn’t all that extreme, though. She liked to get fucked really slow-like. Like…in slow motion. I could feel each of my cock veins bouncing off the inside of her cunt walls. It was like a snail crawling across a washboard. I hated her, but she used to let me cum in her face and then hit her really hard -so it was worth it.

This Holly is a little bit crazier – besides the hitting as hard as I can thing. She will fuck any cock that comes into her wheelhouse as hard, fast and brutally as a cock could reasonably be fucked. She take sit in the cunt, face, ass, fucking ear – it doesn’t matter. She will take it in any hole that she has in her body.

Basically, Holly will do anything, as long as it’s extreme and unusual. She takes multiple loads to the face at the same time. She swaps cum with other whores. She snorts cum like cocaine. She can’t get butt fucked hard enough. Basically, she acts like your Mom – -except Holly’s WAY hotter.

She also has a lot of uber-slutty friends who all have sites in her network – -and all are included for the price of one ($30 per month). Plus, there are some additional fun sites — all involve starlets doing crazy shit. It’s sort of a pro network, but also lots of candid stuff and behind the scenes, everyday life stuff.

As an added bonus, Holly likes to degrade other chicks. She has lesbo sessions where she humiliated the other sluts, drawing on them, shoving large objects into them, etc. It’s actually pretty cool to see one chick degrade another like that.

I’m a fan. I dig my chicks to be a little on the wild side, and Holly is a lot on the wild side, so by rule I dig her a lot.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.extremeholly.com

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Isn't there a bed or something we could fuck on instead?

The site: faithbelle.com

The price:$29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Another outstanding solo girl site. Faith is a beauty, and so is her site! 9.5 out of 10.

Faith, we think we are in love. Faith is a friend of Brooke Skye and Samantha Gauge, but we have to tell you a little secret that we hope doesn’t piss any of the other girls off– we think that Faith is the hottest of the whole damn bunch! That is not to take anything away form the other hotties, but Faith is fucking nails!

The tall blonde teen has Southern roots and she plays them up as much as possible here, wearing a cowboy hat a lot and riding horses. That is great by us — we LOVE Southern Belles! She has a very small rack, which we love but some may not. You will NOT have any problem with her face, it is gorgeous. And you will certainly love her clean shaven pussy and her tight ass. She is a true knockout.

Her site is a homerun too, as she offers many videos and pictures. The videos, of course, are in HIGH DEFINITION, and they are all either very fun or very sexy. She is one of those girls that lets the camera follow her around on every day activities as well as sexual ones, so that you get to know her better. We love this type of site because of that reason. We can get off a lot more if we feel that we are in tune with the chick rather than some nameless, faceless whore.

The other way you can get to know Faith is through email, as she does email and correspond with her fans. She also does live cam shows, so that is a HUGE bonus. Finally, she takes requests, so you can ask her to do a theme video and she will do it. She claims that NOTHING is off limits and that she will do anything. We are going to test that by asking her to cut off her left thumb, shove it in her ass, then get a pepper mill and stick it in her vagina and grind it until empty. Then we want her to run out in the street wearing nothing but her thumb in her ass, the pepper grinder and a sombrero. She then has to go to the fire station and tell them that her cat is stuck in a tree and that she likes blueberry pie. Let’s see if “anything goes” after that!

As with the other girls in this network, you are not generally going to find videos of Faith getting railed by a cock. They stick together in that sense, licking each other and fondling themselves. Faith may get a little nastier than the others in time — she just seems like the type (which is why she is hotter than the others!). But that is not to takeaway from what the do have here….there is some damn sexy shit. We came so hard we passed out and forget our name for 30 minutes.

The membership fee is only $29.95 per month, and we say “only” because that is for all of her videos in HIGH DEFINITION! That is a lot of content and HD porn is the best thing ever invented…trust us on that one! Plus she has hundreds of pictures, live cam shows and a personal diary. She also updates a lot, so that is another reason it is worth the fee.

Another outstanding solo girl site. Faith is a beauty, and so is her site!

… 9.5 out of 10

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