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Foxy Roxanne Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Foxy Roxanne Sample Photo

2 girls kissing.

The site: foxyroxanne.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: This is a site with *real* amateurs, so the graphics, lighting, etc. are not as crisp as some of you may be used to. But it is good – -and very fucking real. That’s a rare treat these days, and I take it any time I can get it. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.foxyroxanne.com

It’s amazing to me how a female can look totally hot from one angle at one moment, but the very next moment from a different angle, she looks like a Warted Gourd that someone has taken a loose shit all over. Once, in college, I fucked this chick that I SWEAR was pretty cute when the club lights were low and the bedroom lights were off, but when the sun came up the next day she looked like an extra in the Thriller video. Tricky sluts.

That’s kind of what we’ve got going on here with Foxy Roxanne, although on a less dramatic scale. Foxy Roxy is pretty cute – -sometimes. Other times she’s not necessarily ugly by any means — but she looks like a muppet on cheap crack. Not that I wouldn’t fuck a muppet – I used to jerk off to those 2 old men muppets that sat up in the balcony. But I’d prefer to fuck a hottie – so it’s a roller coaster ride on this site.

Normally, she looks like this — brunette with medium length hair, very nice sized tits (a handful plus a little), a pretty good ass and a nice, slightly hairy pussy. Her body is very nice, and that never changes. Her face is what is chameleon-like. But who needs a hot face, right? As long as she has a tight, warm hole, I’m game.

Roxy digs chicks — that’s all she fucks on her site. That will make you forget any negative right there. Her counterparts are all pretty cute — at least the ones that I have seen. They are all just real gals that you could see at the grocery store, or your local swinger’s club. All of the sex is very hot -=- lots and lots of pussy eating and also dildo and strap-on play galore. And not just one on one shit either — several multiple partner scenes. Very nice.

The price is right as well — $4.95 for a 5 day trial. If you stay on and join, you get thousands of videos, numerous sites, billions (I estimate) of pictures — all for less than $30 per month. It really is a very good deal for those of us who are really into the “true” amateur scene. Amazingly, there are VERY few REAL amateur sites out there. That’s right — they’re hard to find, too — a proverbial needle in a haystack. Lucky for you, I have devoted my entire life to scouring the internet so that you don’t have to. I’ll take that blow job now…

This is a site with *real* amateurs, so the graphics, lighting, etc. are not as crisp as some of you may be used to. But it is good – -and very fucking real. That’s a rare treat these days, and I take it any time I can get it.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.foxyroxanne.com

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Get Dirty With Juliet Sample Photo

You have no idea how dirty I could get with Juliet.

The site: getdirtywithjuliet.com

The price:$29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: We like Juliet and hope that her story has a happier ending than the one Shakespeare wrote of (she killed herself…sorry to give away the ending– like you were ever going to read it!) 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.getdirtywithjuliet.com

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
It’s Shakespeare, you cultureless assholes! And never amore fitting quote was there than that one to introduce a beautiful, but real, blonde named Juliet. This 18 year old girl next door from the United Kingdom is as cute as can be, but as dirty as fuck! Extremely sexy and extremely horny and filthy. And that accent — we have died and gone to heaven.

Juliet’s hobbies include playing with her tight asshole, playing with her wet cunt and (apparently) sucking on cocks and dildos. She loves to get photographed and videoed, as she updates her site every single week– TWICE. She is 18 as mentioned above, and looks not a day older. She has blonde hair and a handful of tits. We like the fact that she has remained rooted in amateur ideas with her site and poses, for example having a large picture on one of the tour pages of the site of her sitting at her computer, just like any regular amateur girl would do. What she does that not every amateur girl would do is hardcore fucking on film. THAT is what makes her special!

Her site is also very well done and easy to navigate. She offers a lot of the most recent technological trends, which is a good sign for the future of the site. She has HIGH DEFINITION videos that you can download and keep, thousands of photos and even contest where you can win her USED PANTIES! Let’s hope she doesn’t shit her pants before one of those contests!! She also posts a diary and has live chat with her members…taking requests as to video and picture ideas. And get this– she does TWO, one-hour long webcam shows each week for her members! With audio! Not enough sites do that!

You are going to spend $29.99 per month on this site, which is a smidge high, but not too bad at all. We would guess the average for an all-original site like this one with lots of archives is right around that number. And when we use that average, we are normally talking about your run of the mill site that is NOT in high definition like this one is, so we understand a little higher cost. And if you never seen porn in HD, brace yourself! IT is a whole new world!

We like Juliet and hope that her story has a happier ending than the one Shakespeare wrote of (she killed herself…sorry to give away the ending– like you were ever going to read it!).

8 out of 10

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Nasty Adam Eve Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

nice undies

Nothing nasty about her.

The site: nastyadameve.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: These types of sites are easily my favorite when it comes to ALL internet porn. You basically have to see it to believe it. This one even has about 20 bonus sites included when you join ($24.95 per month), making it all that much better. Excellent, excellent site. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.nastyadameve.com

I bet the real Adam and Eve fucked constantly. I mean – is there anything in the history of human nature to suggest otherwise? Two naked people frolicking around, unsupervised. No public indecency laws, no one to stop them. I bet Adam used to cum all over that bitch’s face too – -and occasionally donkey punch her. That’s what I bet.

I’d fuck the shit out of the real Eve. I mean way back then – not now. She’d be all bones and dust and rotted shit now – but I bet she was pretty hot back then. Plus, I bet she was hungry for some strange. She only had Adam there to flick her bean, and he was probably all, “I made you bitch!” I bet I could have persuaded her to at least give me a blowie.

Anyhoo – let’s talk about the site at hand, shall we? It’s FUCKING GREAT. Nasty Adam & Eve is a amateur couple site featuring the aptly named Adam and Eve, a French-Canadian pair that are as hot as can be. Adam is a good looking dude who fucks Eve impressively, but wears a stupid fucking pair of sunglasses all the while. Sorry, Adam – we like your work, just lose the shades.

Eve is very European looking -sexy eyes, curly, long hair and medium to small sized milk jugs. She is freaky as fuck, though, which is really all that matters. This couple does a fantastic job giving us a true voyeuristic view of their one-on-one sex life – -but also participate in (and film) threesomes, lesbo sex and group sex, as well as public sex and flashing. They do it all, and do it very, very well.

They have kept it real by not selling out to a large porno company that would have taken their site and made it worse. It has the feel of a true amateur site, run by a husband and wife, and not a big studio. If you are a fan of real amateur stuff, you will know exactly what I am talking about.

These types of sites are easily my favorite when it comes to ALL internet porn. You basically have to see it to believe it. This one even has about 20 bonus sites included when you join ($24.95 per month), making it all that much better. Excellent, excellent site.

Visit the site: www.nastyadameve.com

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Naughty Allie Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

NaughtyAllie

I shudder at the thought of the damage these 3 could do to my cock.

The site: naughtyallie.com

The price:$29.99 Month

The verdict: Very, very good solo amateur site. Think along the lines of Wifey’s World, I Deep Throat and Housewife Kelly. Or could it even be better? Decide for yourself… 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtyallie.com

This needs to be said right out front and not buried deep in the review – this is an excellent site if you dig real amateur shit. Allie is a very hot blonde bombshell amateur – thin with HUGE fake tits. She not only fucks her guy Jake as often as I jerk off which, for the record, is at least 11 times a day.  She also describes herself as VERY bisexual, which is hotter than anything that I have ever heard, quite honestly.

Side note: as ridiculous as this sounds, one of the constants in a good amateur site (and I mean true amateur, not that dolled up, Hollywood bullshit) is purple text and background on the home page. I have no idea why this is and don’t really want to know why, but it seems to work out well for them.

Okay, back to the smut – like a lot of very well done amateur sites that continue to be run by the couple itself, this one has a lot of videos of Allie and Jake fucking in various places, along with several involving guest partners (both men and women). They also do a lot of public fucking and fellating, upping the risk factor for some additional gratification. All of the videos are filmed by the players themselves – very well done.

In addition to just being all around hotter than shit, and fucking other hot chicks – she also has several features to draw you to her site. Like FIVE new cam shows per week (starring her of course), thousands of photos and their accompanying sexy stories, a private journal that she updates every day, fuck videos – -and a lot of other shit that’ll make your dick weep like a crucifix in Mexico. And all for $29.99 per month.

Very, very good solo amateur site. Think along the lines of Wifey’s World, I Deep Throat and Housewife Kelly. Or could it even be better? Decide for yourself…

Visit the site: www.naughtyallie.com

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Naughty Alysha Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Naughty Alysha Sample Photo

She's naughtier than she looks.

The site: naughtyalysha.com

The price:$25/month

The verdict: Alysha is a self described “extreme slut.” And she obviously likes football WAYYY more than you do — so in my opinion she’s the perfect girl. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtyalysha.com

Let’s get right to the point on this one — this bitch is a fucking FREAK!!!! And I mean that in the nicest, most respectful and most complimentary way possible. Her hook? She has a gigantic pussy hole that can accommodate damn near anything she tries to put in it. A fist? Simple. The thickest part of a champagne bottle? Without hesitation. A football? Child’s play. Same goes for baseball bats, double fists and a host of other things that should be way too big to fit in a snapper.

Obviously this is a fetish site — big/bizarre insertions. But Alysha ain’t no hag, mind you. She’s got a hot face and a gigantic set of tits to go along with her freakishly elastic pussy hole. Hmmm…wonder if she can fit one of hr giant tits inside her pussy? I’m going to have to email her with that one. Anyway, not only can she insert these mammoth items into her vagina, she actually gets off on it, which you’ll be able to see in her vids. She loves it and it shows.

And if for some reason you get your fill of Alysha (absurd, I know –but stick with me here), she has several “friends” and amateur guests jamming monstrosities into their cooters as well. And it’s not all wacky insertions — Alysha and friends do their share of fucking too (although as a man I have to admit I’d be pretty damn intimidated to play second fiddle to a fucking football). They fuck men and each other, take shots to the face and tits — good times…good times.

There are numerous video and picture updates each week. Alysha is also an exhibitionist (and who wouldn’t want to show off these stellar talents), so that is a bonus as well — lots of public insertions. Oh– I almost forgot. She also does what is referred to as cervix-play –a concept I readily admit was foreign to me before this site. She can actually stretch her gash open wide enough to pop her fucking cervix outfor all to see. Believe me — you absolutely have to see this shit tobelieve it.

A subscription will run you about $25. In addition to the daily updates, you also get access to her journal, message board, cervix, Ask Alysha section, game section and, best of all, her Cum Fuck Me area –where you find out how to get a chance to meet, and fuck, Alysha. Sounds pretty fucking cheap now, doesn’t it?

Okay, so let’s recap — fucking, lesbo action, amateurs, public sex, voyeurism, large insertions, fisting, facials, huge tits, anal — and you haven’t joined yet why?

Alysha is a self described “extreme slut.” And she obviously likes football WAYYY more than you do — so in my opinion she’s the perfect girl.

Visit the site: www.naughtyalysha.com

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Naughty Hillary Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I'm in love with Hillary

I want to bruise your cunt.

The site: naughtyhillary.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: To sum up, I’m in love with Hillary. I don’t want you to join her site because of my unbending desire to make a life with her. If you want to break my heart, you can join her site for $24.95 per month. Because I really don’t want you to join, her site is getting a 9.5 instead of a 10. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtyhillary.com

Christ, why does the internet torment me so often.

It’s been well established that I’m not a big fan of the big named porn stars. The great majority of the lesser known solo chicks piss me off too. I’d much rather watch some anonymous skank doing disgusting things with dangerous dicks than have a self conjured relationship with someone that despises me for jerking off to her image.

That’s where my conundrum comes in. Hillary from NaughtyHillar.com is probably the most beautiful woman in the world. She’s not girl next door hot. She’s not porn star hot. She is simply beautiful in every imaginable situation or place. She is obsession worthy kitty.

Damn you Hillary for making me a contrarian hypocrite!

I love her and I don’t care who knows. Love is a splendid thing. 9 times out of 10 I’d be a rage driven monster if my love subjected me to repeated viewings of her swallowing multiple cocks. With Hillary, I don’t care. She does it to please ME!

Even though Hillary is a married gal, we all know the truth. She’s in love with me.

Don’t believe me? Check out the scene she does with Jack. She screams like a banshee but clearly mouths my name several times. She obviously loves a cock but only when thinking about mine.

To sum up, I’m in love with Hillary. I don’t want you to join her site because of my unbending desire to make a life with her. If you want to break my heart, you can join her site for $24.95 per month. Because I really don’t want you to join, her site is getting a 9.5 instead of a 10.

Visit the site: www.naughtyhillary.com

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Naughty Julie Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

incredible

incredible

The site: naughtyjulie.com

The price:$29.99 Month

The verdict: We are sold. Period. We couldn’t decide who was hotter here at PLD headquarters — so we fucking joined both. Now I have to jerk off twice as much every day. The only downside to any of this is that my cock is now a deflated, fleshy windsock. But…it was all worth it 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtyjulie.com

Not to be outdone by Naughty Allie, Julie also sports the nickname “naughty.” Who’s naughtier? Who fucking cares? Is it always a contest with you fuckers? Just sit back, release your steak and enjoy the ride, you thankless bastards you.

It’s going to come down to a matter of personal taste as far as facial looks go, if you want to compare the two. They could damn near be sisters (ouch – that shit’s too hot to even think of, actually). They are built very similarly (blonde, skinny and huge fake tits) and they both like the cock AND the pussy. Two of a kind, they are.

Julie used to earn her keep (and get her jollies) on a large cam girl site, but decided that she and her man, Jon, wanted to start their own gig. Lucky for us, they did just that. This “mom & pop” site is incredibly good, and among the best (like Naughty Allie, Wifey’s World, Chica’s Place, and a few others).

All it takes is $29.99 and you can have all of her shit that she currently has on the site (which is thousands of pics and dozens of videos, as well as a private journal), as well as constant updates. For example – as I write this, there have been about 400 new photos and several videos added in the last month alone. Stellar upkeep from Jon and Julie. And it doesn’t hurt that they are a hot couple to boot.

We are sold. Period. We couldn’t decide who was hotter here at PLD headquarters — so we fucking joined both. Now I have to jerk off twice as much every day. The only downside to any of this is that my cock is now a deflated, fleshy windsock. But…it was all worth it.

Visit the site: www.naughtyjulie.com

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Nicole Graves Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Nicole Graves Sample Photo

That's quite a birthday present!

The site: nicolegraves.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: A solo girl site with hardcore action is enough to get me to join almost every time. And when the chick is a fucking 10 and the site is affordable – well, it’s impossible not to join. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.nicolegraves.com

If I had a chick that wanted to do internet porn I’d let her – with one condition. My dick had to be in every picture she posed for. Not necessarily in her mouth or tucked betwixed her teats – -but somewhere. It could be in a flower pot in the background, or in a wine glass on the table- but it would have to be somewhere in every shot of her.

As always with a solo girl site -the stats. Nicole is 5 feet tall and 105 pounds (imagine that…). She measures 36C (perfect) 24-34. If Rachel Ray were younger, had lighter hair and lost about 50 pounds – -she’d look like Nicole here. In other words – -they look nothing alike. And she’s a Texan, which means a fucking boner-raising accent. God damn I love Texas girls, Southern Belles and British chicks. Oh- I almost forgot – she’s been in ALL of the big name magazines as well (Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Swank, etc.)

As many of you know, I am generally more harsh on one girl sites. That’s because there are 1.7 billion of them and 90% of them are all alike. It’s not necessarily their fault -what the fuck else can you do besides giggle, dildo your sorority sister and pretend to cum in the hot tub? Well, you can get fucking raunchy for one – -and try slipping a cock in one of your holes from time to time. That’s what it takes to get my attention.

So…does sticky Nikki here stand out under my criteria? Well, does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? Yes…the answer is a resounding yes. Nicole not only likes to shove her own fingers up her ass for us, she can also suck the veins out of a cock. And she has lots of hot friends that she likes to munch on from time to time. Excellent stuff from Nicole.

You can do a cheapie trial at $2.95 for 2 days. I did this and I shot a nut exactly every 9 minutes (including recovery time). That works out to 320 orgasms you can crank out in 48 hours, if you play your cards right. Hell of a deal when I put it that way, huh?

A solo girl site with hardcore action is enough to get me to join almost every time. And when the chick is a fucking 10 and the site is affordable – well, it’s impossible not to join.

Visit the site: www.nicolegraves.com

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Nikki Fritz Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Nikki Fritz Sample Photo

Nipples to carpet, people -- NIPPLES TO CARPET!

The site: nikkifritz.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A decent site that just got a lot better with the announcement that she will now do hardcore. Get in on the ground floor if you like brunette centerfolds with gargantuan tits. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.nikkifritz.com

Well, here you go. If you know who Nikki Fritz is, and you want to see her online, this is the place to do it since ZERO other sites have permission to use her image. If you do not know who she is, then let us educate you. First, if you have ever called Cinemax “Skinamax” then you DO know who she is…just not by her name. Nikki Fritz is commonly known as the Queen of Cinemax, probably because she been on there a lot, like in the show Nightcap. She is your quintessential soft-core actress.

That being said, you should realize that is what you will be getting here at Nikki Fritz…soft-core. Huh…what’s that? UPDATE: Nikki reports on her site that she is now doing hardcore!! Woo Hoo! It will take a little bit for her to catch up to the greats, but this is one hell of a first step! There are many, many nice nude pictures of Nikki, a beautiful brunette with huge boobs and a perfect body. She has over 200seperate galleries of photos, each with several individual photos in them. She also has a lot of video content, but again that is going tobe mostly solo and some lesbo. The one thing that we did like a lot was the camera that she has set up in her home to catch glimpses of her. That is a good idea…she just needs more of them.

We have also heard rumor that Nikki Fritz is very hands on and runs her own site. We applaud that, as we know the feeling. She does very well in connecting with her fans, writing to them in response to their email and things like that, so we definitely have to commend her for that. A lady this hot does not have to work a day in her life, and she seems to work every day!!

The membership fee is $12.95 for a five day trial or $24.95 monthly…we would normally suggest the trial but it is a little steeper than most trial periods…so we say go ahead and get the one month deal. You have earned it, big boy!

A decent site that just got a lot better with the announcement that she will now do hardcore. Get in on the ground floor if you like brunette centerfolds with gargantuan tits.

Visit the site: www.nikkifritz.com

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Nude Nadia Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

nude-nadiaThe site: nudenadia.com
The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Okay site for minor league players – but not ready for the big show. 5.5 out of 10.

[rating:5.5/10] (5.5/10)

To join, click here: www.nudenadia.com

I would like to know some of the “cover occupations”porn sluts use when telling their parents what they do for a living. I bet waitress is used quite a bit. So is bank teller. And lots of them probably also try to slip “student aid job” past their folks. I bet they rarely use attorney, physician and/or prostitute.

Let me start by describing this incredibly desirable little tart for you – Nadia is probably about 19 or so, and perfectly described by the word “cute.” I have encountered females in the past that considered that word an insult, and somehow less flattering than “hot” — but that is far from the case here. Cure is entirely fuckable and sometimes better than “hot” — as is the case here. She looks like a barista from Starbucks – but with a dildo hanging out of her cunt.

Right away I noticed a red flag here – the use of the word “nude” in the title. No one looking to completely fuck their dick up with Vaseline and/or Jergen’s is going to get excited by the use of the word “nude.” That’s a word only used by teachers and nuns. It’s a fucking shitty word that, in all honesty, makes my once-rigid boner as limp as overcooked angel hair pasta.

So when I hear that word, I think of a young-looking slut, rolling around on a bed with a plastic pee-pee in her puss. What I DON’T think of is a throbbing hunk of dick meat pummeling a red-from-forceful-contact pussy – and that is exactly what I don’t get here.

Want the good news now? Well, it’s still worth joining because you get about 25 or so additional sites when you join this one – many of which are hardcore, fuck-the-shit-out-of-your-hand sites. Oh- and the total price for all is less than $25 per month. Talk about a bailout for your cock.

Okay site for minor league players – but not ready for the big show.

Visit the site: www.nudenadia.com

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