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Melissa Doll Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

graffitti artists are the scourge of the Earth

I'm going to ask for this kind of doll for Christmas.

The site: melissadoll.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Overall a good site. Needs to be updated a bit, but Melissa is a cute brunette slut and we need more of those! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.melissadoll.com

Melissa Doll is an aptly named 18-year-old girl-next-door who stands 5’2″ tall and weighs a mere 97 pounds. She is Canadian, which we have learned to be synonymous in our minds with being petite, hot and craving a good fuck! Oh, and it also means not picky, as Melissa is another single-site girl who will fuck anyone who gets in her bed, man or woman. Being a brunette with small tits, we hoped from the start that Melissa had complex (after all, blondes, especially those with big tits, have more fun…right??). The best thing in the world is a porn starlet who is trying really hard to impress us to make up for things that she may be lacking in other areas!

The site itself offers several features and extras, and tries very hard to give members their money’s worth ($29.95 per month or $59.95 for three months). In addition to the standard videos and pictures, you get a diary (sort of…see below), a live show area and many other sites as well (this is a Brain Cash network site, so you get Peter North’s official site, as well as other official stars’ sites, both big and small).

Our impression of Melissa: We think she looks like a spoiled brat who is now “of age” and getting back at her poor parents by fucking on camera. I am sure that she is a very nice girl and that is part of the image, but that is the sense we get. She is extremely cute, no doubt about it, with many of her videos being shot while she is in pigtails. Sexy!

Melissa mails it in on the diary portion, which is disappointing because it is something that should add to the personality of the site. She took several months off between entries, and the entry that she did finally do simply said “xxx love you all =).” That is almost as long as her previous entry where she takes 2 sentences to describe the weather. If you are going to have a feature on a site, we say you should do well to keep it up, as you never know whose favorite may be that feature.

Luckily, she is not as flippant when it comes to updating her video portion of the site. We found a very nice collection of videos of Melissa, with over 50 home made videos to choose from. Most of the videos have an amateur feel to them, with lower-than-perfect quality and a somewhat unstable camera hand. It is not too much, and we like the effort to make it look more amateur.

One of our favorite videos was a unique one shot at the recording of a radio show that Melissa did in French (they are French-Canadian, after all). We couldn’t understand a damn thing that was said, but we didn’t need to. This may have been the Howard Stern of Canada, we don’t know, but he is definitely our favorite shock jock. Several minutes into the radio show, all hell breaks loose and Melissa starts sucking the DJ’s cock! The follow-up video takes him back to an undisclosed location for a rendezvous with Melissa and two other girls. Grand.

Overall a good site. Needs to be updated a bit, but Melissa is a cute brunette slut and we need more of those! … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.melissadoll.com

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Melissa Midwest Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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"Do these nipples match?"

The site: melissamidwest.com

The price:$24.37/mo

The verdict: It may sound like I am overplaying Melissa a bit — but I honestly do not think so. She is a rare gem. If you are looking for raunchy hardcore — we have PLENTY of those sites in other galleries on Porny Little Devil, so check those out. But if you are looking for a perfect 10 who loves to get naked, play with toys and mess around with other perfect 10 gals — there is NONE better than Melissa. Take that to the bank! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

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To join, click here:www.melissamidwest.com

Sometimes in life you just have to stop, take a deep breath and slow yourself down. You don’t want to just blast through each day and not stop to rest and enjoy the finer things. Melissa Midwest is one of those finer things that you should take your time to enjoy — there are few, if any, out there like her. And she’s a lot cheaper than a bottle of Dom Perignon!

I have reviewed thousands of adult sites on the Internet (and of course you can check them all out here on Porny Little Devil. Shameless plug over now…) I have seen thousands upon thousands of ladies. As far as looks go, I can confidently say the following: Melissa Midwest is the hottest looking Internet star, hands down. That’s right. I said it. Of the thousands of hotties that I have seen, I think Melissa is the hottest. I have been holding back this review for quite sometime — I wanted to be sure that I was confident in that statement (even though I thought this from the first time I saw her). I am now all but certain that, in my opinion, there is no one more sizzling on the world wide web.

Of course, to each his own — many of you enjoy different “types” — I understand that. But put all of those aside and at least check out Melissa Midwest. She’s extremely beautiful. She has a beauty usually reserved for Hollywood actresses, so I consider us lucky to get to see her in adult action. She’s sexy as shit — and I bet you will agree. She’s more of the college type/sorority type girl, in my opinion. She does a lot of “around-town” candids as well — which I love.

The ONLY slight downside to her site is that she does not really do man on woman hardcore — that’s to say she doesn’t get fucked by men (on her site anyway — I am sure that she gets her fair share of man meat in reality). But that is easily forgotten when she hooks up with chicks that will absolutely blow your fucking mind. If it wasn’t for Melissa Midwest– some of the girls on her site would be the hottest on the net! Fucking fantastic.

Okay — I will put my tongue back in my mouth at TRY to give you some details about her. Melissa Midwest is from Lincoln, Nebraska (hence the whole Melissa Midwest name thingy). You may remember her even if you have never been to her site — she had her 15 minutes of fame in mainstream media a few years back. She was charged with indecent exposure when Lincoln authorities saw PICTURES of her on her website (fucking perverts) showing her naughty bits at certain bars in town. The big deal was that she was charged with this “crime” long after she actually did the deed. It stirred up a lot of controversy and such. CNN, USA Today — all of the biggies picked up on it and (we are sure) gave her oodles of business as a result. The outcome? Hell if I know — she’s still making porn and that is all I care about. She’s a blond haired, blue eyed, gorgeous little creature with a perfect — and I mean PERFECT — body. Perfect tits and a perfect ass. Stunning face. Melissa Midwest is just God damned sexy!

Even better than her looks is her attitude — Melissa Midwest is one of the most user friendly ladies on the Internet. She promises that if you e-mail her, she’ll email you back. It worked for me, so I believe her. She will also pose in whatever you’d like and send you and email of her in it. She knows who butters her bread — and she doesn’t ever forget that without you, the customer, she would not be doing as well as she surely is. She has over 10,000 pics of herself and over 3,000 of other girls on her site. She does live web-cam shows, has many, many videos and does updates all the damn time.

All of this personal attention is very rare, as is the price that you pay to get Melissa Midwest. $24.37 per month. Unheard of for a) such a hot chick and b) such an up close and personal, all-original format. She posts 2 new photo sets each month, has 2 web-cam chats every week, girl on girl pics and videos, her email address (that Melissa Midwest will check and respond to), a 3-D sex video game (that may or may not excite you, but it’s included) and AT LEAST SIX new videos a month — which according to my accountant averages out to MORE than 1 per week!

It may sound like I am overplaying Melissa Midwest a bit — but I honestly do not think so. She is a rare gem. If you are looking for raunchy hardcore — we have PLENTY of those sites in other galleries on Porny Little Devil, so check those out. But if you are looking for a perfect 10 who loves to get naked, play with toys and mess around with other perfect 10 gals — there is NONE better than Melissa Midwest. Take that to the bank!

***Update! Melissa is doing hardcore! Melissa is doing hardcore!

Visit the site: www.melissamidwest.com

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Michelles Bedroom Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Michelle's Bedroom Sample Photo

She has a couch in her bedroom? FAN-CY!

The site: michellesbedroom.com

The price:$29.98 per month

The verdict: Excellent talent level. Michelle is very fucking hot. And the site has that amateur feel (although I suspect some staging going on). All in all pretty decent, though. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.michellesbedroom.com

What if you were allergic to latex and vagina skin? That would suck. I guess you’d have to beat off a lot- possibly think about going queer. I guess queer wouldn’t be so bad, if it weren’t for the gay bashers and the lack of pussy that gay guys get.

If you saw Michelle here, you would never even consider going gay. In fact -I am willing to bet that Elton John would jump at the chance to give her a good rogering. She’s fucking nails. She’s a pro pretending to be a hubby/wife site- but in some cases that is passable -especially when the talent is this hot.

Seriously – I can’t do her justice trying to describe her, but I’ll do my best – and you MUST at least go look at her. That is, if you like chicks that are gorgeous and blonde, 5’5” tall with 32D-24-34 measurements and love to fuck other men besides their husband. But who digs that, right?

Oh yeah – and she’s from England so she has that hot British accent. Fuck yes.

$30 per month or $50 for 3 months. I went with the 3 months because a) she’s too hot to fit all of her in one month and b) there’s plenty of material for more than 30 days. There are also plenty of extras, like cam shows and live sex chat – the usual.

Some of the highlights are Michelle fucking two guys at once, Michelle masturbating and Michelle eating some snatch. I’d give you more details – but I’m too busy twisting my junk looking at this former model take a dong between her giant tits.

Excellent talent level. Michelle is very fucking hot. And the site has that amateur feel (although I suspect some staging going on). All in all pretty decent, though.

Visit the site: www.michellesbedroom.com

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Mollys Life Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Molly loves the attention

Molly's life resembles mine - except for those 2 hot chicks there. And that nice furniture. And the fact the she has a house.

The site: mollyslife.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Decent site, although it’s really a multi-girl site in solo girl site clothing. The network is outstanding. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here: www.mollyslife.com

I think it’s bullshit when they say that a chick eats better pussy because she knows what feels good to a pussy. By that logic, I would supposedly be able to suck a mean dick…but I can’t. I have a quirky gag reflex and I can’t stand the taste of boner. Plus, I think a primo blow job would be finished off by an overzealous gulping of my sperm – -and there’s no way I’d ever go there.

I spent a long time on this site, watching the clips, looking at the pictures and reading all of the, umm…what do you call them? Ummmmm — oh yeah…words. After spending all of that time, I still can’t, for the life of me, figure out what Molly’s Life is about. I mean – it’s about a chick who fucks a lot of other chicks. But there’s not a whole lot of premise behind it besides that. Molly’s life is one big ditch lick.

Not a bad life, that’s for sure. Molly has rather large gams (fake) and a really, really stacked body. She’s a blond, of course, since they seem to have more fun – and fun is what her entire life seems to be about. No dick -at least not on her site (she claims to be bi-sexual, but if her site is any indication her dick sucking is saved for private occasions). Basically once a week she gets together with one or more friends, usually at a new and exciting location, and the take turns giving each other cervix cleanings with their tongues.

If you anything about internet porn and it’s networks, the only description I really should have to give you is that her site is presented by the Reality Kings fellers. They are, in my opinion, the aptly named king of porn networkers. This site is not in their main collection of sites. Instead it’s in a new network of nine sites (currently) that are all included when you join one of them ($24.95 per month). I have never been wholly disappointed with a RK site. Some are better than others, of course, but all of them have the very highest standards in mind when made. Molly’s little site is no different.

Although it is not all the original itself, the sites in the network certainly are. And in terms of whether one should join or not, I tend to look at them all as one big site, since they are all included for free. Despite it’s lack of something completely original – a hook if you will – the vids are extremely well done and the chicks in them are second to none.

Decent site, although it’s really a multi-girl site in solo girl site clothing. The network is outstanding.

Visit the site: www.mollyslife.com

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Addison St. James Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

nice ass

More like Addison St. Nice Fucking Ass!

The site: addisonstjames.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: One of the cutest chicks I have seen in a long time – I just wish she was more nasty. Pretty good network, though. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.addisonstjames.com

I have had it with porn bitches naming themselves Saint whatever. Is that supposed to be ironic -that you are a “saint”  but at the same time, you are chugging cocks online? Well, it’s not. It’s been done. Not the name thing (although that’s been done a million times) -I mean a saint sucking cocks for cash. I got a $20 gagger from Mother Teresa about 6 months before she kicked off. And that was a REAL saint – so get over yourselves, porno bitches named Saint!

So, sorry “Addison St. James”– the truth is that you already have one strike against you in my book – before I even look at your site. I know – -life’s a bitch, ain’t it?

After giving her the once over, though, I will admit that she is incredibly attractive. Perfect, perfect little ski slope tits – -and when I say little I mean a small C cup – so not too little. She’s in the teen range, so she’s still as fresh as can be. Brunette, perky, lively. In fact, I have decided that she can be named “Saint von Sainty Saint” and I would still give one of my testicles to fuck her.

I really wanted to see someone else fuck her at least – since I now that I will probably never get to since I dissed her name and called her a “porn bitch,” but unfortunately, that seems unlikely to happen at this point since Ms. St. James prefers to shoehorn runner cocks into her tight pussy, rather than take a stranger loaf in the snatch. A fucking shame if you ask me.

As with about half of the 25 sites in the network, I am gravely disappointed that I don’t get to see the look on Addison’s face when she gets her hole stuffed with a cock the size of the Florida pan handle. But I still joined the network, as the other half of the sites DO show graphic fucking – and I HAD to see Addison sink her fingers into her quivering vagina. It was well worth the $24.95 per month – I promise you that.

One of the cutest chicks I have seen in a long time – I just wish she was more nasty. Pretty good network, though.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.addisonstjames.com

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