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Squirt Hunter Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

If she does, I'll find out

If she does, I'll find out

The site: squirthunter.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: A very, very good squirting site (is there another kind)? Some of the hottest squiters we’ve seen in ages. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.squirthunter.com

Squirt Hunter (tee hee) is a fantastic combination of hot chicks, great camera work and hard, hard female ejaculations. Want lots of squirting videos? Is a new one every week enough for you? Probably not — but that’s about as regular as you’re going to find on an original content site like this one. They also have a good sized archive to give you something to do while you wait for the weekly update. Not to mention the 30 other sites that you get when you join (see below).

Lexi was my favorite girl on this site and, to be honest, one of my favorite girls I’ve seen in quite a long time. What is it about her that makes me so fucking horny? Oh, I don’t know…maybe her hot face, perfect tits, incredible ass, dark hair, fantastic pussy and quivering ‘gasms. Either that or her rapier’s wit and snarky attitude. Probably the former, though. She is extremely sexy — trust us on this. She gives us a rear entry squirt — sending cooze shooting backward out of her poonanny. Oh – and she takes a cream puff to the face to boot! Great scene.

Not only is this site one of my favorites, it is also in one of my favorite networks — the Top Bucks network. These motherscratchers know how to throw up some porn, now. They have about 30 sites that are all very well put together, very well filmed, full of super hot (but “real”) chicks — and ALL of them are included when you join just one of them on =a monthly basis ($39.95). Wanna test the waters first (pun intended — get it? Waters? Squirting???) ? You can — for $4.95 for three days or $9.95 for a whole week. Great trial offer.

A very, very good squirting site (is there another kind)? Some of the hottest squiters we’ve seen in ages.

Visit the site: www.squirthunter.com

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Real Squirt Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Real Squirt Sample Photo

Real Squirt Sample Photo

The site: realsquirt.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Very professional. Very hot. Lots and lots and lots of squirting videos. Great network and extremely great site. Perfect. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

Free Explicit Photos:
Photo Gallery 1
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Photo Gallery 3

Free Explicit Movie Clips:
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Movie Gallery 3

To join, click here: www.realsquirt.com

Holy Shit! We almost came just thinking about reviewing this site. We LOVE squirters. We will admit from the get-go that we are biased here. Nothing is sexier than seeing a girl cum so fucking hard that she actually ejaculates…all the way across the room! There is no faking that shit, and that is exactly why we love it.

Real Squirt is not just a collage of squirting videos thrown together for your entertainment (although that would have been satisfactory with us). Part of it is even educational, with the following disclaimer appearing on the front page of the site:

“Many guys are curious about female ejaculation. They wonder about the fluids and the body mechanisms involved. First, let’s clear THE big question. Girl cum is NOT pee. It’s closer in composition to men’s prostrate fluid. It’s sometimes clear or milky, the tastes differ. Even if it shoots through the urethra, it’s not pee. When stimulating the G-spot and clitoris, the paraurethral gland fills up with fluid. At the time of orgasm, the contractions expel the accumulated fluids in powerful gushes. A squirting orgasm is stronger than any other sexual pleasure a girl can feel. I think every girl should live it at least once. RealSquirt shows you girls enjoying their first true orgasms and a few tips if you’d like to bring them to the next level in female pleasure.”

In a weird way, part of this site seems almost clinical, teaching you what to do to make your girl squirt. But do not be discouraged; this is not a med school training video. It is porn, no doubt about it. There are some really hot bitches who get to squirtin’! We like to think of it as a learning experience…in more ways than one.

Kream is the name of the matriarch of sorts, the lady who guides us through this journey of female ejaculation. Kream is like the “team mom” who lends a helping hand to the youngsters. She teaches these first-timers how to shoot across the room. Oh yeah…Mama Kream ain’t too shabby herself. She shows us her perfection of the sport many times on this site.

Before we get into the “deep end,” we will point out the specifics of the finances. Real Squirt is a member of the Brain Cash network, so you get this site and over 25 others for $29.95 per month. All of the sites are very well done and professional quality, with many, many updates daily. Another great thing about the network is that they are like a family of sorts. Many of the girls that have their own sites on the network appear from time-to-time on other sites in the network. For example, Cute Angie (see our review of www.cuteangie.com) has her own little place on the network and sexes it up with many people there, but she also appears here on Real Squirt, to learn a thing or two from Kream. Looks like cream had another successful session too, as her bed was absolutely soaked after that session.

We love all squirters and all squirting scenes, so it is hard to pick a favorite. But our favorite scene was probably the one with Nadia Nolimits and Kream. Nadia was not a newcomer, but she was a new cummer, claiming she had not squirted before. Nadia is a sort of thick girl, but in all of the right places. She has huge fake boobs and a nice, fat pussy. We love Nadia, and we loved to see her squirt even more. She was a gusher. We love the way their faces and necks get all read with pleasure during these squirting videos. Damn that is hot!

The best thing of all is that there are hours and hours of squirting to be found here. We found 60 or so videos of Kream by herself and with other special guests, teaching her trade, but we also found about 50 or so more in the “archives” that feature other girls (without Kream). She even advertises a live squirting show, but there are no dates to be found, so we are not sure if that is still active or not.

Very professional. Very hot. Lots and lots and lots of squirting videos. Great network and extremely great site. Perfect.

Visit the site: www.realsquirt.com
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Club Red Light Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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crawl baby crawl

The site: clubredlight.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.clubredlight.com

1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images

1,279 different ladies

1 really fucking sore cock.

Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.

The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.

Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.

In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.

Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.

Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.

It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com

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Team Squirt Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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Raccoon squirtThe site: teamsquirt.com

The site: teamsquirt.com
The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Seriously — I am not just kissing the collective asses of the Reality Kings guys — they are really, REALLY good at what they do. This is possibly my favorite network of all — and certainly in the top 3 if it’s not #1. Get to know them — you’ll be very glad you did. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.teamsquirt.com

I met a guy once that did NOT like to see a chick squirt. He thought it was “gross.” I hit that motherfucker in the face so hard I shit my own pants upon contact. Dropped him like a turd in a churn. Never — EVER — bad mouth a chick that can squirt. That’s like shitting in the mouth of Mother Teresa’s corpse — it just ain’t couth.

So, now you know my stance on squirters, so it will come as no surprise to you that I really, really like a site called Team Squirt. I used to be a St. Louis Cardinals fan — now THIS is my favorite team. If they had Fantasy Squirt Porn leagues, I’d draft every chick on this site. And I’d fucking win.

Get this — not only do we get to watch gorgeous chicks leak all over the place and shiver like a dog shitting a peach seed, they also have a video of the lovely Kinzie TEACHING us how to make our own bitches squirt! I can actually make my wife and/or girlfriend squirt? Holy balls! You fuckers are so lucky that I’m a company man, or I’d stop this review right here in the fucking middle and go make that bitch gush.

Oh — and before I forget, if you like tattooed chicks, then you are going to really, really like Avy. She’s a Latina squirter with a gorgeous face, mocha colored skin and several large tats. And she looks like a fucking carwash wand when she goes off! Very sexy.

What you want to do with this site is grab a 3 day trial. It’s only $4.95, and it will give you a taste of what you could get with the full one — as if you need to “test the waters.” And when you do join full-time — and you will — you get access to ALL of the Reality Kings sites. That’s over 20 sites, from arguably the #1 porn producer on the net, for less than $25 per month. Incredible.

Seriously — I am not just kissing the collective asses of the Reality Kings guys — they are really, REALLY good at what they do. This is possibly my favorite network of all — and certainly in the top 3 if it’s not #1. Get to know them — you’ll be very glad you did.

Visit the site: www.teamsquirt.com

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

There is actual porn on the site

There is actual porn on the site

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). This site is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, they have the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) it won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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All Adult Pass

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Dildo licker

Dildo licker

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

There is a lot of anal on the site

There is a lot of anal on the site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent “mega” site for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice – except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word “vice” in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones – meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope – this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this – besides all of the shit I already listed – is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent “mega” site for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com
Let’s just get this out of the way right off the bat…THIS SITE IS A PERFECT 10!! Read on…

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

VideoBox is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

VideoBox does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Squirting Skanks Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Bitch gonna ruin that couch

Bitch gonna ruin that couch

The site: squirtingskanks.com

The price:$1 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: It’s a fucking squirting site…of course I love it. 7.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.squirtingskanks.com

If you are a regular around here, you know that nothing in the world gets me going like a squirter. Nothing. In fact, before I start a long term thing with a chick, I will make her learn to squirt if she doesn’t already know how. If she can’t, she’s in the discard pile. Hell, I even pay a Lebanese paraplegic to stand next to me and shoot my dick with a squirt gun while I beat off.

I’m going to tell you off the bat, I love squirters so much that I rarely give a squirting site a bad score, and this one is no exception. I do have some complaints here, though. The main one is that to me it looks like there is not a shred of original material on this site. It’s all stuff you could probably find elsewhere. It’s cool if you haven’t seen them before, but if you have, it will suck, obviously.

What does not suck is that you can find out if you’ve seen them all for only $1. That’s all that a 24 hour trial will run you. A good score for any old shit bag site, let alone a decent squirting site like this one. If you want to join this site and its 20 or so companion sites, it will run you $40 per month.

If nothing else, go check out Jacky, a gorgeous black chick that spends 15 minutes frigging herself into a gyrating geyser. She has sort of the same look as Lisa Bonet had when she was getting fuck-hammered in Angel Heart. If you know what I am talking about, then you are already on your way to the site…if you don’t, then trust me – she’s hot. And she fucking squirts, for fuck’s sake!

Oh – and I also have to mention a little lady named Heather. This brunette is extremely beautiful and does NOT look like the kind of chick that would be out there, cramming her counters into her pussy and shooting cunny juice across the room – yet there she is. I love her.

It’s a fucking squirting site…of course I love it.

Visit the site: www.squirtingskanks.com

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