If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

VideoBox is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

VideoBox does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).

For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!

Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!

In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.

Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brainpass.com

Bitch gonna ruin that couch

The site: squirtingskanks.com

The price:$1 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: Squirting Skanks is a fucking squirting site…of course I love it. 7.5 out of 10.

If you are a regular around here, you know that nothing in the world gets me going like a squirter. Nothing. In fact, before I start a long term thing with a chick, I will make her learn to squirt if she doesn’t already know how. If she can’t, she’s in the discard pile. Hell, I even pay a Lebanese paraplegic to stand next to me and shoot my dick with a squirt gun while I beat off.

I’m going to tell you off the bat, I love squirters so much that I rarely give a squirting site a bad score, and Squirting Skanks one is no exception. I do have some complaints here, though. The main one is that to me it looks like there is not a shred of original material on Squirting Skanks. It’s all stuff you could probably find elsewhere. It’s cool if you haven’t seen them before, but if you have, it will suck, obviously.

What does NOT suck is that you can find out if you’ve seen them all for only $1. That’s all that a 24 hour trial of Squirting Skanks will run you. A good score for any old shit bag site, let alone a decent squirting site like Squirting Skanks. If you want to join this site and its 20 or so companion sites, it will run you $40 per month.

If nothing else, go check out Jacky, a gorgeous black chick that spends 15 minutes frigging herself into a gyrating geyser. She has sort of the same look as Lisa Bonet had when she was getting fuck-hammered in Angel Heart. If you know what I am talking about, then you are already on your way to the site…if you don’t, then trust me – she’s hot. And she fucking squirts, for fuck’s sake!

Oh – and I also have to mention a little lady named Heather. This brunette is extremely beautiful and does NOT look like the kind of chick that would be out there, cramming her counters into her pussy and shooting cunny juice across the room – yet there she is. I love her.

Squirting Skanks is a fucking squirting site…of course I love it.

Visit the site: www.squirtingskanks.com

Seriously. Stop...or she'll squirt.

The site: stoporillsquirt.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Give the site a $29.95 try. If you hate it, then a) you’re probably gay and b) you can always cancel at the end of the 24 hours. I have a feeling – a wet, slippery feeling – that you will not be disappointed. 7.5 out of 10.

The verdict: Give the site a $29.95 try. If you hate it, then a) you’re probably gay and b) you can always cancel at the end of the 24 hours. I have a feeling – a wet, slippery feeling – that you will not be disappointed. 7.5 out of 10.

I wonder which Hollywood celebrities can squirt? I am pretty sure that Paris Hilton is a big time squirter. Madonna is a veteran squirter. I would also bet $100 that Andy Dick can squirt out of whatever terrifying she-man hole he is stowing in his britches. And I can’t be positive, but I am pretty sure that I accidentally walked in on Bea Arthur soaking down a janitor in a storage closet at the Ritz Carlton in Santa Barbara.

The name of the site is a silly spoof of a Sly Stallone film (for the record, Sly is not a squirter, but his brother may be), but the site is no joke at all. Never has there existed a squirting site to be taken lightly.

This is a pro site, but with girl-next-door types (or starlet wannabes, if you prefer). Lots of stray tattoos on these ladies – must be a trailer park thing. Of course, they all have one thing in common besides jail house tats – they can all shoot geysers of pussy water across the place. I am a broken record about this – but there is no better moment in porn than the pussy eruption. There just isn’t.

Believe it or not, there is a chick on here that kind of resembles Madonna. Not the horrific, spidery, marionette-like thing that collects Africans – the younger one (but not the Like a Virgin one either – -somewhere in between). Her name is Ariel Summers and she is dirty as fuck. She’s an extremely proficient squirter too – she fucking nearly drowns the guy’s cock that she is fucking.

Give the site a $29.95 try. If you hate it, then a) you’re probably gay and b) you can always cancel at the end of the 24 hours. I have a feeling – a wet, slippery feeling – that you will not be disappointed.

Visit the site: www.stoporillsquirt.com

The site: squirtalicious.com

I wonder if the soft drink called Squirt is just a big can full of pussy juice that has been shot across some motel room, or collected from a sheet of plastic that was spread across the floor of a B level porn set. I hope so. I will drink that shit non stop for the rest of my life if I find out that is the case.

To me, there is no better indicator of truly getting off than a chick that squirts. Any bitch can moan and grunt and fake out an orgasm, but there is no faking a geyser shooting out of your pussy when you have a dick in your ass – that’s a fucking work of art.

Let’s talk about money real quick. If you are a fan of squirting like I am, any decent site that costs $30 per month is worth a join. Squirtalicious is MUCH better than that deal. First of all, you can get a $3 trial membership. That’s enough to make me squirt out of my ass, right there. A full monthly membership is less than $25 per, AND you get access to ALL of the sites in the Fame Dollars network (including the official sites of Peter North, Rocco Siffredi, Tera Patrick and Silvia Saint – -and over a dozen more).

True squirt-fanatics will recognize the incomparable Cytherea here on Squirtalicious. She is the most famous, the most prolific and the most voluminous squirter in the business. If those words were too big for you, let’s go this way with it -when she cums it looks like the log ride at the amusement park. It looks kind of like she’s take a leak – but that’s hardcore cumming, my friends. And as a bonus, Cytherea is fucking hot.

A great thing about Squirtalicious is that there are tons of different sub-genres. All of the scenes feature squirting of course, but there are many paths to the goodies. There is lesbo, interracial, DP, anal, 3 somes – there are a lot of awesome fucking scenes, here, my friends.

And although I mentioned Cytherea above, she is not the only big name to get fucked and shoot pussy juice across the room here – other heavy hitting squirters like Flower Tucci, Missy Monroe, Ariana Jollee are also here – amongst many, many others.

It’s no secret that I love squirting. Squirtalicious a stellar network and a great site for true squirt fans.

Special Update! When you join Squirtalicious.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.

$2.95 for 3-day trial

$14.95 for 30 days membership

$34.95 for a 90 day trial

Visit the site: www.squirtalicious.com

"Who's pussy is like a water cannon? THIS GAL!"

The site: squirtingmovieclub.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: If I have to die, I want it to be from drowning in pussy juice. 9 out of 10.

I really wish I knew more about how this squirting thing began. They never had squirting porn in the 80s. Then all of a sudden, with the invention of the internet, women somehow became able to shoot vagina water across a room. How do they do that? It looks damn satisfying — can I learn to shoot water out of my ass? Who do I pose these questions to?!? Where do I get the answers to the queries that haunt me?

Seriously  if you know anyone who can tell me these things, email me. Until then, I’ll be wildly – and I mean really fucking wildly – mosh-jerking my cock to movies that I found on this site, Squirting Movie Club. That’s because I can think of nothing that turns me on more than seeing a chick shoot female ejaculate up in the air like a whale clearing its blow hole.

Squirting Movie Club has plenty of ball-draining hours for me, with just about 2,000 FULL-LENGTH DVDs (not scenes – 2,000 full DVDs). I think I read somewhere that if you could collect all of the labia-liquid that was expelled during the making of ALL of the films on Squirting Movie Club, you could fill a pool the size of the Indian Ocean. True story.

Another true bit of info is that Squirting Movie Club is cheaper than a piece of pussy in Thailand. The monthly fee for Squirting Movie Club is $30, which is decent, but not all that cheap.  The real deal comes in when you pay 75 bones up front. You get 3 months. That saves you $15. Not bad, huh? But when you do that, you ALSO get 3 ENTIRE months free! I say you should beat the ever-loving shit out of anyone that stands in your way of getting this deal.

I generally like home made and amateur stuff more than professional stuff – except in the case of gushing videos. Leave that shit to the pros to film, ladies. Don’t get me wrong – I want each and every one of you to squirt until you dehydrate – just leave the movie making to the pros in this case. There’s too much detail to focus on (angles, splash guards, scuba gear, etc.).

If I have to die, I want it to be from drowning in pussy juice.

Visit the site: www.squirtingmovieclub.com

Might want to go up a size on the bra next time.

The site: seehersquirt.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.98/month (recurring)

The verdict: Sure, See Her Squirt is a niche site but don’t let that stop you. There is a good mix of hardcore, female masturbation, amateur, and lesbian features. The squirting is a little bonus for us cats that get off on seeing a woman get off. 8.5 out of 10.

The gushing female orgasm is fucking spectacular. If you’ve never experienced one firsthand, all I have to say is get with the program, Chester, and bring the plastic sheets.

It’s no secret that the PornyLittleDevil.com reviewers want to see our porn sluts have big, loud, obnoxious orgasms. I’d say paying a little attention to the lady and insuring her all-important moment is vital for any quality site. SeeHerSquirt.com delivers the goods.

Be it dick induced, lesbian action or a toying solo, the vaginal juices flow like a faucet and the screaming pleasure is authentic. Cytheria and Avy put on a helluva wet lesbian show. Avy’s orgasms come quick wet and loud. The colored blanket used as a platform for the sexing is absolutely soaked by the end of the episode any movement on that blanket produces an audible sloshing sound. Damn.

Sure, this is a niche site but don’t let that stop you. There is a good mix of hardcore, female masturbation, amateur, and lesbian features. The squirting is a little bonus for us cats that get off on seeing a woman get off. Even if that doesn’t apply to you, take a look around and think of it as a lesson in female sexuality.

Visit the site: www.seehersquirt.com