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Xanthia-Doll Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

There better be a gentleman there to hold the door open.

There better be a gentleman there to hold the door open.

The site: xanthia-doll.com

The price:$16.95 per month

The verdict: Lack of updates gets her demoted, but existing content is good. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.xanthia-doll.com

I used to do Xanthia. It was good shit, but I always woke up somewhere where I shouldn’t have been in the first place, let alone sleeping there, and more often than not I awoke with an oblong object in my ass and a half smoked cigar in my mouth.

Oh — so Xanthia’s a chick and not a drug, huh? Hmmm…I must have been thinking of Ecstasy. Anyhoo — XanthiaDoll.com features Xanthia (predictably), a busty, wild, freaky fetish model with pink hair and nice, plump tits. She digs on fishnet stockings, latex, heels and some more shit you like. Any of you fuckers watch the show Mad Men? Think Joan, the busty, red headed secretary. That’s Xanthia’s style.

You wanna know more about Xanthia? No problem — she’s an open book. In fact, you can get to know her as much more than almost any other starlet just by reading her bio on her site. Xanthia is as accessible as about any other I have seen. Nice touch, Xanthia Doll!

And cheap? You bet your horny ass she is. $17 will get you a full month. That’s nearly half as expensive as most 30 day memberships on most sites.

The downside, and it could be a big one for you, is her lack of updates. We haven’t seen any in quite a while. Her existing content is quite spectacular if you’re into fetish, but don’t plan on staying forever, as she doesn’t appear to update much.

Lack of updates gets her demoted, but existing content is good.

6 out of 10

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Busty Isabel Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

meh.....

meh.....

The site: bustyisabel.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: The other sites are better than this one, for the most part. I don’t know — I like fat tittied “normal” chicks, but there wasn’t enough here with Isabelle to snag me. The network makes it worth a join, though. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.bustyisabel.com

Why is it that when you have a huge set of cans, you automatically know yor way around a flesh hog? Every chick with big tits can masterfully play the dong, especially with her face hole. I think there is a genetic link between tit fat and boner pleasing abilities.

Unfortunately, big, fat tits do not always equal smoking hot face and body. Isabelle here is average at best. It’s fine by me, as she’s a slut and that’s all that really matters in this world. Just bein’ honest, thogh.

There are a handful of videos here by the big breasted broad, but there is not a ton of material on this particular site. The great thing, though, is that you get an additional 29 sites for free when you join this one. That’s 30 sites for the price of one — $30 per month.

The other sites are better than this one, for the most part. I don’t know — I like fat tittied “normal” chicks, but there wasn’t enough here with Isabelle to snag me. The network makes it worth a join, though.

6 out of 10

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Torbe Loves Boobs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Phhhhrrrrrttttttt.

The site: torbelovesboobs.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Not too bad for a pro site, but I prefer the individual Torbe sites to this Torbe Loves Boobs, as they aren’t just piles of shit from other sites. But it certainly is apparent that Torbe loves boobs, so if you do then maybe you 2 shitbirds have something in common. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.torbelovesboobs.com

Did you see that dude a few years back that got himself a pair of knockers sewn on because a friend bet him he wouldn’t? I wonder if this Torbe character would love THOSE boobs?

Near as I can tell, this Torbe feller has a ton of sites where he — a less than fit, less than attractive and less-than-likely-to-fuck-a-hot-chick-dude — is out to prove the point that if you are willing to show your shit on the internet, you are able to fuck all kinds of tep shelf vag.

TorbeLovesBoobs.com is a cheat of sorts, where he compiles tons of videos of fair-tittied gals from each of his other sites.
So, they are good, but if you are a member of his other sites, the material is stuff you have already seen.

The good news is that you DO get all of the other sites when you join this tit fest, so for $30 per month you get access to this fat fuck drubbing bitches on about 30 sites. Don’t worry — there are other dudes laying pipe too. And yes — the bitches really are sizzly.

Not too bad for a pro site, but I prefer the individual Torbe sites to this Torbe Loves Boobs, as they aren’t just piles of shit from other sites. But it certainly is apparent that Torbe loves boobs, so if you do then maybe you 2 shitbirds have something in common.

6 out of 10

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WifeysWorld Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

cum eater

"Do I have something on my face?"

The site: wifeysworld.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½ (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.wifeysworld.com

It’s uniqueness that makes or breaks a porn site, and unfortunately, the cookie-cutter nature of most sites eventually breaks them. If your group of bleary-eyed, crank-addicted 19-year-olds just like another site’s 19-year-old coke-head strippers shooting fuck flicks after work, then your site probably isn’t going to last too long.

On the other hand, there’s Wifey’s World. Wifey breaks all the rules; she’s married, she’s in her mid-30s at least, she’s not Barbie-doll thin and she doesn’t have fake boobs. On that last one, though, she’s pretty well set, with a natural rack so huge she’ll have back problems in under 10 years, we guarantee it. But until then, let’s enjoy her site. Because it’s hot.

Wifey clearly gets off on fucking her husband (code name, “Hubby” — creative, eh?) on camera. It’s actually hard to tell what gets her hotter — her own orgasms, or her husband’s. She’s got a fetish for taking cumshots to the grill (which, along with her massive tits, make up her two “niche” audiences to whom she appeals), and likes to play dress-up and fulfill fantasies for her members.

Wifey is always cumming, and it’s hot. It’s not squealy, squirmy little airhead orgasms, either; we’re talking about deep, throaty growling orgasms…the kind where every moan leading up to the big O sounds like the guttural noise you make on the toilet when you’re shitting out a turd the size of a Mag-Lite. After all these years, she’s still the most popular amateur wife site on the Web (Heather at I Deep Throat is a close second). Small wonder. Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WIFEYSWORLD.COM

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Voluptuous Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Booger eater

Booger eater

The site: voluptuous.com

The price:$6.95 trial/ $39.95 month
The verdict: What can we say, except that Voluptuous is a staple of the industry and their site shows why. Great site, great “Big Boob Brotherhood” that it is a part of. Damn near perfect!
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)
To join, click here:www.voluptuous.com

You have probably seen us talk a lot about this publication in other reviews in the Big Tit section of our site. Voluptuous is the premier big boob magazine for all natural chicks. Period. For years, you would go to the bookstore and grab this baby if you wanted to see the biggest, floppiest and milkiest boobs in the world.

Now, while you can still get the magazine at the bookstore, you can get all of the goods right here on their official site. And not just this one, they also offer the on-line version of these other magazines as well: SCORE, LegSex, BabyFace, NaughtyNeighbors, 40Something, NewCummers, 18eighteen, Legs & Tail, XL Girls, Young & Stacked, and Black & Stacked. And ALL of those are yours for one membership fee, which is only $6.95 for a trial period and then only $39.95 per month after that. Not bad when you consider you get access to over 600,000 big tit pictures, thousands ofother sexy pictures (in LegSex, 18Eighteen and the like) and thousands of movies too!

In addition there are COUNTLESS extras that are found here. Interviews, games, New ladies, in depth articles, bra photos, on location pictorials and shit loads more. Hell, there are more extras than regular content! If that is the case…which is really the extra??

Ines Cudna is one of the smoking hot starlets that we discovered on this site. We are not sure how she has flown beneath our radar all of this time.. some one is going to get fucking fired over this! Anyway…we love her, plain and simple. Ines is a Polish gal who is nothing short of spectacular. She is super, super hot…one of the most naturally beautiful girls around. She also has 36F boobs, which doesn’t hurt (on second thought…it could hurt, which is all the more reason to like her!). We found that Ines does a lesbian movie with none other than Lindsey Down McKenzie…one of our other favorites! Wow! Ines was born to do this…and she is very, very good at it!

What can we say, except that Voluptuous is a staple of the industry and their site shows why. Great site, great “Big Boob Brotherhood” that it is a part of. Damn near perfect!

Visit the site: www.voluptuous.com

9 out of 10

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Vip XXX Area Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

The site: vipxxxarea.com

The price: $1.00 trial

The verdict: A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)
To join, click here:www.vipxxxarea.com

VIP XXX Area is a portal site to a group of very nice sites, many of which specialize in the fetishes that we all have in some form or another. It is not really a content site in and of itself, but when you join you get LOTS of all-original content.

The list of sites is large and continues to grow on a regular basis. At the time of this review, the sites included are: Her First DV, Sinful Teachers, Teens in Glasses, Public Peek, Bad Office Girls, Femdom Abuse, Pantyhose and Panties, Teens in Satin, Teens in Slips, Easy Drunk Girls, MILF Whore, Cummy Feet, Tranny Destruction, Daily Movies and Daily Jokes.

The membership fee to join is $1.00 for a trial or $34.95 for a month. Obviously we do not need to tell you that a site that gives you access to over a dozen all-original, very high quality, amateur-type fetish sites for less than $35 per month is a great deal. And if you want to check out some of the sites first, go to our reviews of these sites. We have some freebies for you to get you started. We honestly think that these sites and extremely well done overall.

One of the sites offered, Easy Drunk Girls, was one of our new favorites. You can read our review, but basically they go to clubs and talk these excessively drunk chicks into fucking out in the limo — but NOT fucking the guys that are making the site or running the site. Instead, they get a guy from the bar who is equally drunk, but sometimes not equally as attractive, and that guy gets to fuck this wretched slut. The girls are generally cute and the sex and everything about it is really entertaining.

That is but one of the sites you get full access to for the one fee. We think that as a network it is one of the top ones based upon the fact that the girls are great and the sites have ONLY original content. They are very adamant that you will not see their shit anywhere else and so far we have not.

A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members!

Visit the site: www.vipxxxarea.com

8.5 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

video box
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com
Let’s just get this out of the way right off the bat…THIS SITE IS A PERFECT 10!! Read on…

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

VideoBox is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

VideoBox does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Via Paxton Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That's one greasy towel

That's one greasy towel


The site: viapaxton.com

The verdict: A great deal when it is put together with Scoreland. This site by itself is good, but added to Scoreland the deal is great.
Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)
To join, click here: www.viapaxton.com

As we sometimes do, we will let the makers of the site give you the intro.. as they did it so well on their site:

“Man, you just hit the Super-Boob jackpot! Meet Via Paxton. Voluptuous (magazine) model of the year. All stacked. All packed. All natural. Nothing artificial. One sweet regular chick. With a pair of 38′sthat’ll blow you away. An ass that’ll make a man of you. And a smile that’ll melt your heart and stiffen your staff. Via ain’t no stripper. Just a blue-collar babe who wants all the cum you can shoot. Check Via out. Now.”

We couldn’t put it any better ourselves, so we didn’t even try. Via is apparently a courier in Chicago…doesn’t even work in the adult business!! Well, unless you count this site..which is a LOT of work in the adult business if you ask us. She has a butt load of pictures andquite a few movies too, for someone who supposedly doesn’t even work inthe business! We are definitely glad, however, that she is “just a blue-collar babe.” Who knows what would happen to us if she was an adult star!

As is the case with most of the Voluptuous models, your membership to her site includes a lot of extras, which is mainly access to the Scorevideos library and Scoreland.com, a spectacular deal for only $6.95 right now. That is over 600,000 pictures and thousands of videos as well. Now, obviously all of these are not of Via, but she does have quite a collection on her site. The great news is that they are all BOOB ORIENTED, so you will get lots and lots of other big boobed stars in those 600,000 pictures and several thousands movies. Oh yeah, you will also get to know the ladies a little more with many, many video taped interviews.

A Day With Via Paxton is a great video that not only turned us on, but also let us get to know Via a little better (we admit, we are old-fashioned…we like to know them a little if we can before we “fuck” them…sue us). She takes us around her Miami home, doing her daily workout, showering and just getting generally intimate. Did we ever mention that we love her tits? We do.

A great deal when it is put together with Scoreland. This site by itself is good, but added to Scoreland the deal is great.

Visit the site: www.viapaxton.com

7 out of 10

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Ultimate Nipples Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Yeah, those are ultimate

Yeah, those are ultimate

The site: ultimatenipples.com

The price: $2.95 trial, $16.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Ok…so a nipple site is not all it is cracked up to be. It is a great idea, but think it would be so much better with all-original content, just because you could really focus on the nipples that way! 

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.ultimatenipples.com

Ahhh…nipples! Nipples are just like anything else — they come in all shapes and sizes and we each have our own preference as to what is sexy and what makes our skin crawl. There are puffies, pencil erasers, elephant trunks, silver dollars, pancakes — hell, we even knew a girl once who had NO nipples! And THAT is a true fucking story! This site focuses on those little milk outlets that we all love to suck on and tweak and play with! They have many different kinds here, to satisfy the pickiest of nipples critics. Their specialty, however, is the big nips — whether it be pancake-like, which is their usual top-getter, or long nipples, which make appearances here as well. And the unique thing about a fetish like this is that the tits that the nipples are attached to can be the ugliest hack-tits in the world, and as long as the nipple is nice you should not even notice. THAT, my friends, is what a true fetish is all about!

The one thing that we did not care for on this site was the fact that the videos were generally taken from pros, and then they just slow-mo the nipples. Granted, they found videos with girls with very nice nipples, but we think they could have put in a little more effort and made some of their own nip videos. That would have been better since they could have focused more on the nipples, with more close-ups and such. It is not horrible this way, but it could be better. That being said, the market is not that big for nipple sites, so beggars cannot always be choosers!

The membership fee to tweak these nips is $16.95 for a “trial month” and then $24.95 for each month after that . That is an ok deal for just this site, but not too spectacular. But when you add in the dozen or soother sites that they GIVE you when you join, it is a great deal!! That means you get around FOURTEEN sites for the price of one. Most all of them have all-original content and they each have their own fetish that they focus on. We loved almost all of them. Very good stuff.

Ok…so a nipple site is not all it is cracked up to be. It is a great idea, but think it would be so much better with all-original content, just because you could really focus on the nipples that way! … 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ultimatenipples.com

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