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Xanthia-Doll Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

There better be a gentleman there to hold the door open.

There better be a gentleman there to hold the door open.

The site: xanthia-doll.com

The price:$16.95 per month

The verdict: Lack of updates gets her demoted, but existing content is good. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.xanthia-doll.com

I used to do Xanthia. It was good shit, but I always woke up somewhere where I shouldn’t have been in the first place, let alone sleeping there, and more often than not I awoke with an oblong object in my ass and a half smoked cigar in my mouth.

Oh — so Xanthia’s a chick and not a drug, huh? Hmmm…I must have been thinking of Ecstasy. Anyhoo — XanthiaDoll.com features Xanthia (predictably), a busty, wild, freaky fetish model with pink hair and nice, plump tits. She digs on fishnet stockings, latex, heels and some more shit you like. Any of you fuckers watch the show Mad Men? Think Joan, the busty, red headed secretary. That’s Xanthia’s style.

You wanna know more about Xanthia? No problem — she’s an open book. In fact, you can get to know her as much more than almost any other starlet just by reading her bio on her site. Xanthia is as accessible as about any other I have seen. Nice touch, Xanthia Doll!

And cheap? You bet your horny ass she is. $17 will get you a full month. That’s nearly half as expensive as most 30 day memberships on most sites.

The downside, and it could be a big one for you, is her lack of updates. We haven’t seen any in quite a while. Her existing content is quite spectacular if you’re into fetish, but don’t plan on staying forever, as she doesn’t appear to update much.

Lack of updates gets her demoted, but existing content is good.

6 out of 10

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Busty Isabel Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

meh.....

meh.....

The site: bustyisabel.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: The other sites are better than this one, for the most part. I don’t know — I like fat tittied “normal” chicks, but there wasn’t enough here with Isabelle to snag me. The network makes it worth a join, though. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.bustyisabel.com

Why is it that when you have a huge set of cans, you automatically know yor way around a flesh hog? Every chick with big tits can masterfully play the dong, especially with her face hole. I think there is a genetic link between tit fat and boner pleasing abilities.

Unfortunately, big, fat tits do not always equal smoking hot face and body. Isabelle here is average at best. It’s fine by me, as she’s a slut and that’s all that really matters in this world. Just bein’ honest, thogh.

There are a handful of videos here by the big breasted broad, but there is not a ton of material on this particular site. The great thing, though, is that you get an additional 29 sites for free when you join this one. That’s 30 sites for the price of one — $30 per month.

The other sites are better than this one, for the most part. I don’t know — I like fat tittied “normal” chicks, but there wasn’t enough here with Isabelle to snag me. The network makes it worth a join, though.

6 out of 10

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Torbe Loves Boobs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Phhhhrrrrrttttttt.

The site: torbelovesboobs.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Not too bad for a pro site, but I prefer the individual Torbe sites to this Torbe Loves Boobs, as they aren’t just piles of shit from other sites. But it certainly is apparent that Torbe loves boobs, so if you do then maybe you 2 shitbirds have something in common. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.torbelovesboobs.com

Did you see that dude a few years back that got himself a pair of knockers sewn on because a friend bet him he wouldn’t? I wonder if this Torbe character would love THOSE boobs?

Near as I can tell, this Torbe feller has a ton of sites where he — a less than fit, less than attractive and less-than-likely-to-fuck-a-hot-chick-dude — is out to prove the point that if you are willing to show your shit on the internet, you are able to fuck all kinds of tep shelf vag.

TorbeLovesBoobs.com is a cheat of sorts, where he compiles tons of videos of fair-tittied gals from each of his other sites.
So, they are good, but if you are a member of his other sites, the material is stuff you have already seen.

The good news is that you DO get all of the other sites when you join this tit fest, so for $30 per month you get access to this fat fuck drubbing bitches on about 30 sites. Don’t worry — there are other dudes laying pipe too. And yes — the bitches really are sizzly.

Not too bad for a pro site, but I prefer the individual Torbe sites to this Torbe Loves Boobs, as they aren’t just piles of shit from other sites. But it certainly is apparent that Torbe loves boobs, so if you do then maybe you 2 shitbirds have something in common.

6 out of 10

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WifeysWorld Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Turn your pictures on fool!  Wifey's World is the hottest thing since lava!

"Do I have something on my face?"

The site: wifeysworld.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.wifeysworld.com

It’s uniqueness that makes or breaks a porn site, and unfortunately, the cookie-cutter nature of most sites eventually breaks them. If your group of bleary-eyed, crank-addicted 19-year-olds just like another site’s 19-year-old coke-head strippers shooting fuck flicks after work, then your site probably isn’t going to last too long.

On the other hand, there’s Wifey’s World. Wifey breaks all the rules; she’s married, she’s in her mid-30s at least, she’s not Barbie-doll thin and she doesn’t have fake boobs. On that last one, though, she’s pretty well set, with a natural rack so huge she’ll have back problems in under 10 years, we guarantee it. But until then, let’s enjoy her site. Because it’s hot.

Wifey clearly gets off on fucking her husband (code name, “Hubby” — creative, eh?) on camera. It’s actually hard to tell what gets her hotter — her own orgasms, or her husband’s. She’s got a fetish for taking cumshots to the grill (which, along with her massive tits, make up her two “niche” audiences to whom she appeals), and likes to play dress-up and fulfill fantasies for her members.

Wifey is always cumming, and it’s hot. It’s not squealy, squirmy little airhead orgasms, either; we’re talking about deep, throaty growling orgasms…the kind where every moan leading up to the big O sounds like the guttural noise you make on the toilet when you’re shitting out a turd the size of a Mag-Lite. After all these years, Wifey’s World is still the most popular amateur wife site on the Web (Heather at I Deep Throat is a close second). Small wonder. Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WIFEYSWORLD.COM

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Vip XXX Area Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

The site: vipxxxarea.com

The price: $1.00 trial

The verdict: A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)
To join, click here:www.vipxxxarea.com

VIP XXX Area is a portal site to a group of very nice sites, many of which specialize in the fetishes that we all have in some form or another. It is not really a content site in and of itself, but when you join you get LOTS of all-original content.

The list of sites is large and continues to grow on a regular basis. At the time of this review, the sites included are: Her First DV, Sinful Teachers, Teens in Glasses, Public Peek, Bad Office Girls, Femdom Abuse, Pantyhose and Panties, Teens in Satin, Teens in Slips, Easy Drunk Girls, MILF Whore, Cummy Feet, Tranny Destruction, Daily Movies and Daily Jokes.

The membership fee to join is $1.00 for a trial or $34.95 for a month. Obviously we do not need to tell you that a site that gives you access to over a dozen all-original, very high quality, amateur-type fetish sites for less than $35 per month is a great deal. And if you want to check out some of the sites first, go to our reviews of these sites. We have some freebies for you to get you started. We honestly think that these sites and extremely well done overall.

One of the sites offered, Easy Drunk Girls, was one of our new favorites. You can read our review, but basically they go to clubs and talk these excessively drunk chicks into fucking out in the limo — but NOT fucking the guys that are making the site or running the site. Instead, they get a guy from the bar who is equally drunk, but sometimes not equally as attractive, and that guy gets to fuck this wretched slut. The girls are generally cute and the sex and everything about it is really entertaining.

That is but one of the sites you get full access to for the one fee. We think that as a network it is one of the top ones based upon the fact that the girls are great and the sites have ONLY original content. They are very adamant that you will not see their shit anywhere else and so far we have not.

A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members!

Visit the site: www.vipxxxarea.com

8.5 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Why don't you have your images turned on?  You're on a porn site, for fuck's sake!  Turn them on the click to see Video Box, the best porn rental site.
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever fucked? I have a few up at the top of the list. Once, I hollowed out an antelope’s thigh bone, lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it. That was odd. I also fucked a disconnected trachea – same antelope. That felt better than the bone. Side note: I have since been banned from hunting in the lower 48 states.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Annas Funhouse Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

That certainly does look fun!

The site: annasfunhouse.com

The price:$24.95 first month, $19.95 monthly thereafter

The verdict: Anna and all of her friends are hot as shit and, for the most part, very entertaining. I am not too extreme, so a lot of this shit is fun to watch but not necessarily a turn on. But enough of it is for me to pay. And, if you are an extreme hardcore lover – -you have found one hell of a spot. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.annasfunhouse.com

Where can I buy a chick that loves to get fucked from behind while watching me get sucked off by another chick – but that will then do my laundry and go tot he movies with me? They need to make more of these freaks!Anna is a very sexy brunette that reminded of Fran Drescher at first sight. Luckily, she didn’t sound like that annoying cunt. She’s beautiful, leggy at 5’9”, has a nice set of tits (says D cup, but they are fake and big – look more like D to me),

Furthermore, Anna is not afraid of multiple cocks. Meaning – -she loves to get fucked by as much dick as her elastic vagina can hold. She admits to loving 3-somes, 4-somes and “moresomes.” She wants 50 men to cum on her face. She also wants 8 to fuck her in the ass at once. There are videos of her gaping, and you could drive a fucking Sherman tank through that pussy!

So, with that into, it’s obvious we have an extremist on our hands here. All kinds of crazy shit take place with Anna. And some of it goes beyond crazy, to downright disturbing – -but hey, as long as it’s legal and no one gets hurt (that doesn’t want to get hurt, that is), then I say go for it. Just invite me over on a light day, Anna. I would love to get my junk up in your guts – but maybe as an appetizer or a calm-me-down for you.

Memberships are less than $25 per month, and with that you get access to a ton of additional extreme amateurs like Anna. They all have pro sites – but trust me, if you an amateur lover you will dig their shit. These are true swinger sites. Excellent stuff.

Anna and all of her friends are hot as shit and, for the most part, very entertaining. I am not too extreme, so a lot of this shit is fun to watch but not necessarily a turn on. But enough of it is for me to pay. And, if you are an extreme hardcore lover – -you have found one hell of a spot.

Visit the site: www.annasfunhouse.com

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Titty Fuck Auditions Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

You got the part

You got the part

The site: tittyfuckauditions.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: A very nice titty fuck site, coupled with a cheap (but stellar) fetish network, is a recipe for masturbation heaven. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.tittyfuckauditions.com

Okay — do you really HAVE to audition to star in a titty fuck movie? I mean — as long as you have a pair of tits, you can pretty much get the job done, right? The answer is yes…and no. Yes, they could get any old scrog off of the street with a pair of hangers and have her lay there and take a cock-lashing. But you obviously aren’t familiar with this site or this network. They actually CARE about the product they put out. They are very good fetish site makers, and this one is no exception.

The gals are hot and have big tits. Honestly, that is all I know about them. They could all actually be double amputees from the waist down and I would have no idea. It’s not important at this stage. This site is about tits and faces, and cocks that cum on them. Period.

As I mentioned, it is a fantastic network in which we find Titty Fuck Auditions (how do you like that fancy speak?). They have about 20 sites dedicated to a wide variety of fetishes — from titty fucking to smoking to footjobs to squirting — they are definitely at the top of their game when it comes to making a fetish site. What sets them apart from many is that you can tell they have studied each fetish and know exactly what the person with the fetish enjoys the most. For example, this particular site is not just a bunch of chicks with big tits getting fucked briefly in the tits and then taking a cock in their snappers. We want lots of titty fucking — that is our fetish — so we get it. They cater to the fetishist and not to the general public.

They also cater to the working man, offering ALL 20 plus sites for ONE fee of $29.95 per month. That’s less than $1.50 per site per month. Very hard to beat — ESPECIALLY for a fetish site. In other words, they don’t just throw some fuck films up and call it dinner — they take their time to focus on the right shit and make very erotic fetish sites. Take this next clip for example…

Summer has some of the most ridiculous tits in the land. I don’t know exactly how big they are, but suffice it to say that there are very few women (if any) that you have ever seen in person with tits as big as hers. Obviously, she was made for a site such as this. What other career would you be in if you had tits that big? She certainly ain’t running any marathons — at least not without a helmet with a face mask. Anyway, as you’d expect from someone who is made to get titty fucked, she does a pretty damn good job of throwing her tits around a big ol’ cock and rocking the sauce out of it.

A very nice titty fuck site, coupled with a cheap (but stellar) fetish network, is a recipe for masturbation heaven.

Visit the site: www.tittyfuckauditions.com

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