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Ever seen a pretty little lady hit rock bottom? Well...you have now!"

The site: backbreakingboobs.com

The price:$2.99 3 day trial

The verdict: Great titty site. Part of a great network so you never have to worry about updates and quality. 8.5 out of 10.

I sometimes feel sorry for women with large breasts. It must be tough, carrying around all of that weight all of the time. I’m sure their backs hurt something awful. I really feel for them when I think about it…NAW! Just fucking with you guys — I couldn’t care less. Now get those big titties over here so I can cum on them!Back Breaking Boobs has those kind of titties that I’m talking about. Fucking whoppers. More importantly — *natural* whoppers. Yeah…fluffy, floppy, pillowy, beefy, silky fat fucking titties. Huge, round, slippery, jiggly, swinging ridiculously large ass-popping titties. Gigantic…oh…you get the point, right?

The point is, there are a lot of bigguns here. And the nice thing is that they do not get too cartoonish with it for the most part. I’ve seen sites where the chicks’ tits are so big — so freakishly big — that it’s actually kind of disgusting. This site features girls with really nice-sized D cups. Swingers to be sure, but not goofy-big boobs.

How many different girls do they have? Fuck if I know! Jesus, man…now I have to count bitches for you? Suffice it to say that there are enough for you to jerk off to for hours and hours and hours to come. The site says “tons and tons of big breasted girls.” Now, a ton is 2,000 pounds, and they are talking at elast 2 – -so at least 4,000 pounds of big breasted bitches. Not sure if they mean the DVDs weigh that much, ro the actual chicks themselves. Maybe just their tits? Why do you people torture me with questions like this?!?!

No matter how many, it’s a lot. And all for a pittance. $2.99 for a trial membership. Take that, recession! Consumer confidence just took a big leap. And if you stay on after the trial, it is only $24.95 per month. Happy days are here again. The fucking mortgage crisis is over and money is falling from the sky! Porn saved the world!!!

Want a target to shoot for when you head to Back Breaking Boobs? I’d go with Katka for starters. I like exotic, foreign bitches and Katka is Russian. Since the cold war ended, Russian bitches have come a long way in the U.S. We used to think of them as old and wrinkly, with a scarf on their head and standing in a bread line. Now, if Katka is any indication, they have a mean-sexy face with big red lips, dark hair, D cup titties, a spectacular ass and a pierced lip and tattoos. Thank you Mr. Gorbachev for bringing down that wall!

Great titty site. Part of a great network so you never have to worry about updates and quality.

Visit the site: www.backbreakingboobs.com

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Yowza!

The site: bigbreastssex.com

The price:$2.95 trial/ $39.95

The verdict: Not a bad site as far as mega sites go. We like tits, and there are literally thousands of pairs of very large tits here, so we can’t complain too much, can we? 7 out of 10.

At first we were a little leery of this site. Anytime we see “big breasts” or something similar in the title of a site, we get a little nervous. Why? Because we have seen too many of those one girl sites with girls with damn near terrifying breasts. At first they look appetizing, but then you get under them and it is like getting caught in a half-filled waterbed (if you have been there you know exactly what we are talking about). There is such a thing as too big. Luckily, we quickly realized that these were the good kind of big breasts –huge, but not monstrous!.

We did get sort of a laugh from some of the graphics and words on the site. We generally think that is the funniest part of a site — they try so hard to get you to join and sometimes things get lost in translation. This one had huge words on there like “Ripe Boobies” and “Tit Queen” and “Tit Lickers” You see, to us, “Ripe Boobies” is just plain funny shit. Ok…back to the snatch!

The talent level is varied, but overall it is very good. These are not your girl-next-door types, but we suppose there is a good reason for that — no one ever gets to live next door to a smoking hot chick with huge tits! Where do they all live? Never near us, that is for sure. The tits are both natural and fake, both looking pretty damn good affixed to some of the sexies that they have here.

The price of admission is $39.95 BUT WAIT! Before you say that is too high and leave (which we have done before so we understand), that also includes SIXTY other sites! Not 60 additional videos or pictures — 60 ENTIRE SITES, each of them with thousands of videos and pictures. They are all members of the Fetish Hits group, so what you can expect is a ton of content archived in one place — each site featuring a different fetish.

The nice thing about tit sites like this one is that there is all kinds of fucking and sucking. Some fetishes only focus on one thing and that cuts into the fucking and sucking time. The focus here is on the tits, and they can just jiggle around and please us while they are getting fucked and licked. Nice!

Not a bad site as far as mega sites go. We like tits, and there are literally thousands of pairs of very large tits here, so we can’t complain too much, can we?

Visit the site: www.bigbreastssex.com

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The site: bigboobsarecool.com

Big boobs are definitely cool. So are small boobs, though. And medium-sized boobs. I once fucked a chick without boobs – and that was pretty cool too. Come to think of it – anything to do with tits or the lack thereof is pretty cool.Not surprisingly, this is a site dedicated to floppers. Not just floppers – big fucking REAL floppers. Swinging, beautiful, flopping titties. Not only that, but the bonus is that this is a Burning Angel site – which means these aren’t Barbie doll chicks, but real, hot, tattooed, alt chicks.

Like one of my faves, Scarlett Pain. Scarlett has been on my cock-dar for a long time now. I think she is one of the sexiest chicks in porn. Not just alt porn – in all of porn. Obviously you have to like tattooed chicks to agree -but if you do, then you can’t help but love her – and her 34D tits. Her PIERCED 34D tits.

As I said, this is part of a network. Burning Angel is consistently referred to as the premier alternative porn network. That means goth, punk, rocker chicks with piercings and tattoos. But not just any of them -the really, really hot ones. Like the owner of the network Joana Angel. Just Google her – you’ll see what I mean.

A 20 spot will get you a monthly membership. That’s 8 full sites. So really, this site is, like, $2.50 per month for this site and each of the others. And in addition to the movies and pictures of the sluts getting banged, you also get forums (where the actual models hang out and talk all the time), contests, and a shit ton more.

I have seen countless big boob sites. Shit – I’ve made more money on tits alone than you make at the factory you work in. This is one of the best all-natural boob sites, IMHO. Ya dig?

Visit the site: www.bigboobsarecool.com

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She's sitting outside of a Bonanza.

The site: bigtitbonanza.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Excellent boob site. Want fakkies? Go elsewhere (and we have PLENTY of those sites here at PLD). Want mosquito bites? Again, we’ve got ‘em, but not here. This site is for big boys that like big toys. 9 out of 10.

Whew. What a pleasant surprise. When I first saw that I needed to review Big Tit Bonanza, I was afraid I would see Hoss and Michael Landon with gigantic, fake tits. I didn’t know if I could handle that with professionalism or not. Thank god it’s just hot blondes and brunettes with enormous, natural tits.And boy is it ever! The PimpRoll folks have hit another one out of the boner park with Big Tit Bonanza. You can never — NEVER — go wrong with big, natural tits in porn. You know — if this site HAD been Hoss Cartwright sporting a pair of double D tits, I may have even gotten a twinge in my shorts. Big natural titties are the way to go. And of course PimpRoll alwyas brings you excellent quality sites, excellent women and cheap prices.

Andrea is my favorite big natural girl on this site — and overall one of my favorites too! A sexy-as-shit brunette with DD naturals that have small, perky nipples. Like the guy writing on the site, I love that look! I like puffers too — but a little areola sporting a tiny little top-hat like nipple is fucking sizzling! And Andrea has it. On both tits even! She also has a Heidi Fleiss-but-much-sexier face. I think I love her (or at least her tits anyway).

And I KNOW I love this site — and especially considering the $1.00 three day trial membership. We love, love, love trial memberships. And why wouldn’t we? You join for a buck (at least that’s the great deal at PimpRoll) and sniff around and see if you like it. Then you see you do (in the case of this site anyway), and you only pay $24.95 for a regular monthly membership. AWWWWW SNAP!!!!!

Excellent boob site. Want fakkies? Go elsewhere (and we have PLENTY of those sites here at PLD). Want mosquito bites? Again, we’ve got ‘em, but not here. This site is for big boys that like big toys.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigtitbonanza.com

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This must be the dessert section of the buffet.

The site: bigtitbuffet.com

The price:$2.95 trial/ $39.99 month

The verdict: Some very nice videos (especially with Gabriella), but hard to surf. Countless pictures of hotties with bigguns helped raise the bar a little. Worth a look! 6.5 out of 10.

A heavenly feast, this Big Tit Buffet promises the biggest of milkers on the hottest of ladies. Do they deliver? Yes, but with some annoyances. In the end, however, they gave us what they promised, which is massive hooters on hot ladies…so we can’t complain (well, actually we can, as that is our job…but we will keep it to a minimum!).

The videos offered here are in two categories, MPEGS and Recorded streaming videos. The streaming link was down when we visited, which was a bummer, but the MPEGS worked just fine (in more ways than one).

We loved, loved, loved Gabriella. A little foreign blonde with massive bouncers, she gives a great performance in her video. Takes a little digging to find, but it was worth every minute of it! The best part is the POV fuck that she gets on the bed while her jugs bounce up and down like a rubber ball on the moon. The other bonus is that the guy involved does not have an enormous cock, which is a refreshing thing to see from time to time…gives guys like us a little hope! In the end, this gorgeous piece of ass takes a load to the face. Well worth a look!

Also be sure to take a look at Stormy. Her scene is a solo one with lots of posing, etc…but she is a stacked, blonde piece of ass that deserves a little notoriety, so we are giving her just that! She dildos herself up nicely!

We really liked all of the videos that we saw, but we did not like what we had to go through to find them. Each page has only one video on it, divided up into thumbnails of each particular scene. We liked the thumbnails for easy viewing of whatever scene still shot caught your eye. The problem is that you have to go to a new page for each video, which is time consuming. It also is prohibitive when you are trying to review the site and tell people how many videos they offer, as we ran out of time. It seems to be a good amount, though!

The price to join is $39.99 per month, but they also offer a trial membership, which costs $2.95 for three days. You not only get access to the videos, but a lot of other stuff as well. They offer E-zines, headlines in sex news, erotic stories, games, personals, a toy store and many, many pictures.

Some very nice videos (especially with Gabriella), but hard to surf. Countless pictures of hotties with bigguns helped raise the bar a little. Worth a look!

… 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigtitbuffet.com

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