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DD Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

sexy

Wow.

The site: ddgirls.com

The price:$19.80/ month (recurring)

The verdict: The women you find on this site will stun you. They are the hottest women that we have seen on the internet, and that is after reviewing over a thousand different adult sites. The videos are very well done and sensual, with real beautiful ladies really getting off. Others have come before us and reviewed this site as well, always giving it high marks. We give it our highest. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.ddgirls.com

DD stands for Digital Dream, and if this is a dream then by God, we don’t want to wake up! That is, unless we wake up and these incredibly hot women are actually here in our bedrooms…then we want to wake up…then fuck them…and THEN got to sleep and dream about them! This site is an entirely new angle on adult internet content websites. It is admittedly very artsy and no very graphic in a traditional sense, but yet it is extremely erotic and a HUGE turn on. You see…to put it like the makers of the site do, the videos are a combination of quality and intimacy/ They allow the girls (and it IS all girls) to do what they want in order to get off. It has to be something sensual and intimate and generally involves masturbating either alone or with others. But this is not your average tease masturbation that you have grown accustomed to seeing in the past. This is real shit…with REAL ORGASMS! They said it best when they said that it is Victoria Secret quality…as that is exactly what this reminds us of…except that the girls (who are just as hot) are naked and frigging their own poons.

The library that currently exists on the site already contains hundreds of videos, and they update every week. They have a stable of the hottest girls that we have seen online, second only to maybe Playboy…and that is a BIG maybe. These ladies are the very tip-top of the line. Think super models getting naked and masturbating up on the runway…and cumming in front of all of the fashion people. THAT is the kind of thing they have going on here.

If nothing else, go to the front page of this site and scroll down to look at the cover pictures of each girls’ video. That alone should tell you the story of what type of quality they are bringing to you on this site. That will cost you nothing at all, and you can even watch some free trailers. To join and see it all will only cost you $19.80per month. This is one of the best deals on the entire internet if you take a moment to check out the talent. In addition to he hundreds of videos, there are also thousands — and we mean about 180,000 — of pictures of Playboy quality chicks. And they average adding about 2,000NEW pictures every week. Incredible.

The women you find on this site will stun you. They are the hottest women that we have seen on the internet, and that is after reviewing over a thousand different adult sites. The videos are very well done and sensual, with real beautiful ladies really getting off. Others have come before us and reviewed this site as well, always giving it high marks. We give it our highest.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ddgirls.com

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Fuck My Melons Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

prepping the melons for a fucking

"Jesus Christ. I said fuck them, not slobber all over them like a fucking dog."

The site: fuckmymelons.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: Damn good site. It is always fun to watch two giant cocks slay one white girl. We just hope for their sakes that these broads are getting paid by the inch! 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.fuckmymelons.com

This is a VERY original site. This site features a farmer, Ed Johnson, who has a nice watermelon farm and he video tapes himself fucking the melons, and offers to let anyone else who comes along fuck them for a nominal fee. ONLY KIDDING! It is a titty fucking site, silly goose. We had you for a minute there…admit it!
We sure love us a good titty fuck! We are not sure what is in it for the lady, nor do we care. It seems that more and more the titty fuck is a rare treat, at home AND on the net. This lost art is prominently featured here with well endowed, GORGEOUS women. The two most important things about the titty fuck are the woman’s breasts (of course) and her face. She has to be attractive to you, or it will not work as well. If you are just normally fucking her, you can always doggy her up and not worry about her mug, but you can’t do that with titty fucking. So get a hot chick the next time it is on your agenda!

That is pretty much all they have here. The hottest in our mind was Sandy. No wait! It was Eufrat, the hot foreign babe. Actually, now that we think about it, it was probably Tina, with her giant melons. That’s it…Stacy. Oh wait, we said Tina before, didn’t we? Awww shit…there are WAYYYY too many hot chicks here to pick a favorite. Go to the site and check out their thumbnails. This site has some AWESOME talent!

And they are not an equal opportunity tit site, meaning that we saw NO girls with smaller tits. That is great here, since it is much harder to work that in a titty fucking site. We have always fawned over small tits, but we are VERY pleased with the tit selection that they have here.

The videos were all really good as well. Good quality and great action. In case you were wondering, they also fuck the pussy as well –sometimes even the ass. Each girl gets her tits fucked, that is for sure. Most of them also get them jizzed on. But they all are full service girls, so there is a LOT of action in each video.

The membership fee to join this slice of tit heaven is $1.00 for a three-day trial (unbeatable) and $29.92 for a month. The hidden gem in the monthly membership is that you also get EIGHT additional sites with original videos and nice, hot chicks (a wide variety of genres there).A great deal in our minds due to the original content and very hot talent!

A very, very nice tit site. We think it may be our favorite site to date that features titty fucking!

Damn good site. It is always fun to watch two giant cocks slay one white girl. We just hope for their sakes that these broads are getting paid by the inch! …

9.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.fuckmymelons.com

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GF Melons Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

GF Melons Sample Photo

GF Melons Sample Photo

The site: gfmelons.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Another bang up job by the folks at this network. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.gfmelons.com

I wish you could grow tits in a garden like you can melons. I would plant at least 4 or 5 rows of tits every year, right next to the hybrid vagina plants that I am currently growing.
This is a tit site. Most tit sites feature huge gazongas, whether they be fake or real. Not this one. Not only do they have large knockers, they also have tiny boobs, big flumpers, hard falsies and everything in between. Oh – and these aren’t porn star wannabes hanging out their goods – these are college-aged gals on home video.

I am a sucker for home video. I am more of a sucker for home video with under-20 chicks that are playful, horny and dumb as a bag of corroded shit. That’s exactly what we have here. It’s not quite as stellar as some of it’s sister sites – mainly because they are focusing on the tits and not the fucking – but it’s still damn good.

If you’ve got a dollar, you can see what I am talking about. That will get you 2 full days. If you don’t think that’s a long time, slick down your cock right this minute, set your timer for 48 hours, and start beating off. Get back to me when the timer beeps, and let me know if you still think 48 hours isn’t a long fucking time to be whipping your weasel.

Another bang up job by the folks at this network.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gfmelons.com

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Massive Racks Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I hope that's lotion or I'm insanely inadequate

More large than massive, but I'll take 'em.

The site: massiveracks.com
The price:

The verdict: All-in-all a very nice place to work your dong on the net. Not only are the chicks hot, and most of them are amateur, they are all getting fucked and cummed on, and what better to receive a giant load of goo than a set of EE tits! 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.massiveracks.com

“Massive” is a word that is just not used nearly enough anymore –especially in this business. It is one of the better words out there to describe something very large, tucked right between the better” colossal” and the not-quite-as-good “gigantic.” It is well used with this site for sure, as these tits are fucking MASSIVE!

We really liked the way that the site is set up. Obviously, they have a lot of chicks with big tits. What is better is that they also have a synopsis for each girl’s video, telling her age, name and what the highlight of her video is. It makes it very easy to know where they are going with each video, to save you a little time when you have a hard dick in your hand.

And the girls — well, let’s just say that they are way better than average. They are mostly amateur-types, and they are stunning! Actually, we liked them even more than “stunning,” but we cannot think of a better word at the moment. They were all just right as far as amateurs go…not too “dreamy” but not too plain Jane either. Fucking perfect! Especially a girl like Alyssa, who really did something for us. She is a fake redhead, but her face is reminiscent of a younger (and hotter) Tawny Kitaen. She has HUGENATURAL TITS and a good body (a tad on the large size, which is to be expected with giant tits…but not fat by any means). She sucks the skin off of a fat cock and takes a load to the hooters. Nice work, Alyson.

In the interest of full disclosure, we must mention that some of them appeared to be pros, or at least they sure wanted to be pros. There were a few that were your typical huge fake boobs, fake noises and big-dicked stud fucking them. They are still hot and sexy, but to us not as nice as a good old fashioned girl-next-door.

$1.00 will get you a tpass to jerk at your leisure. Need more time? $34.95 will get you 30 days. For this site alone we think that is a decent deal — nice tits, hot chicks, all-original videos and amateur-types (with a large archive). But you also get an additional TWO DOZEN sites included for no additional charge. We have already checked out ALL of those additional sites and, on average, they are about a 7…so that is pretty good shit for your money right there!

All-in-all a very nice place to work your dong on the net. Not only are the chicks hot, and most of them are amateur, they are all getting fucked and cummed on, and what better to receive a giant load of goo than a set of EE tits!

Visit the site: www.massiveracks.com

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Melon Hunter Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

PLD3The site: melonhunter.com
The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: The content is good, there is just not as much of it as we would like. Gives you exactly what the title says…big melons! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)


 To join, click here:www.melonhunter.com

Tits, hooters, bazookas, gazongas, boobs, fun bags, knockers, melons, mams, jugs, milk jugs, udders, swingers, hangers, air bags, dirty pillows, beach balls, big ‘uns, honkers, bosoms, norks and mounds. No matter what you call ‘em…we love ‘em!! Melonhunter is for the indiscriminant tit lover. You can get your fill of big naturals or fakies, whichever you prefer. As long as you like ‘em big, then you will not be disappointed on this site. The content is good, there is just not as much of it as we would like. Gives you exactly what the title says…big melons!

Featured is one of our new favorite movie series, 110% Natural. As the title implies, these girls are all real and all are hot pieces of ass. They fuck and suck and their giant knockers swing to and fro. We can’t get enough of this series. Melonhunters also features several Brianna Banks videos. If you do not know who that is, then a) you need to immediately subscribe to this site and b) you need to spend more time looking at porn…plain and simple.

Even though we love the two series mentioned above, our favorite scene on this site, and one of our favorite scenes of all-time, is on Young Ripe Mellons #4, featuring the incomparable, unbelievable and delectable Anastasia. Oh, Anastasia, how we love thee. We don’t want to give up too much, as it is a must see, but it is one of the best fuck scenes we have enjoyed in a while (oh, and it involves double penetration!).

As our job is to be critical, we must mention that there are fewer titties here than on other sites, but quality is what matters to us, not quantity. Besides, this is a Megasitepass site, so you will have PLENTY of other shit to look at once you are done jerking off on these big tits!

Visit the site: www.melonhunter.com

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Monster Curves Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

curvy but not monster like

Forgive me for not seeing the "monster" in this situation.

The site: monstercurves.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Stunning chicks with stunning asses. Reality Kings come through strong again. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.monstercurves.com

There are pretty much 2 camps of guys. The first is guys that like their bitches skinny. Bone skinny, like those supermodel tramps and Hollywood bitches. Chicks that are so skinny they use a credit card as a dildo. Then there are guys who like their babes to be curvy. Guys that don’t like to get poked in the eye by an errant rib when they’re going down on a slut. Guys who like big asses and swollen tits. This site, my friends, if for the latter group. The rest of you can go to the graveyard and jerk off to the skeletons.

The main attraction of this site is the bouncin’ asses that it features. If I had to categorize this site — and what do you know…I DO have to categorize this site — I’d call it an ass site. It could also fall into the big tits category, but the constant on this site is really the over abundance of luscious stank-tanks. And I suppose, if there was a separate category for “Super Hot Bitches Who Have Delicious Asses, Great Tits and Could Star At the Highest Level of Porn,” I’d have to consider throwing it in that category as well.

Amateurs? Fuck no! These are pro bitches, albeit lesser known pros. But just wait…they’ll get their due in the limelight. At least they should — these are really super star types in the making. Of course, we expect nothing less from the Reality Kings, the internet porn mega-masters that produce this site. They consistently put out sites that rank as 9s or 10s. They have NEVER let us down, and this site is certainly no exception.

You have to check out the beef curtains on Velicity. She’s on the front page of the site — you don’t even have to pay a dime to see this side-show attraction. This tattooed slut has labia that look like burlap sacks hanging from a clothesline. Seriously – -it looks like she’s giving birth to a rooster. They’re beautiful. I would pay $100 to speed-bag the fuck out of those babies!

If you do want to join, you should check out the trial membership before you jump in (not that you’d regret it, but why not take advantage of the cheapest first). That’ll run you a whopping $4.95 for 72 full hours. Big fucking deal, right? You’ve spent more than that on fucking toilet paper in the last week! Why not give yourself a few days of bliss, right?

Stunning chicks with stunning asses. Reality Kings come through strong again.

Visit the site: www.monstercurves.com

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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

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Monstrous Melons Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

those melons look like monster eyes

Fucking look at those monsters!

The site: monstrousmelons.com

The price: $2.95 trial/ $39.99 month

The verdict: Very nice videos, but hard to navigate. Worth the price, though, with all of the videos and extras that you get.  7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)


To join, click here:www.monstrousmelons.com

Here we go again tit lovers! Monstrous Melons! Let us ask you this…are there any names lest out there to name a site dedicated to huge boobs? Email us if you can think of one…I bet whatever you are thinking of is taken!

We like big tit sites because it is very easy to review them. There is no “fine line” between the big tit and the small tit. It is not hard to tell if they have big tits on their site or if they are fudging. Black or white, my horny, tit-loving friends.

This site has ‘em, no doubt about it. There are dozens of videos, each featuring a gal with uber-udders and a sloppy pussy, fucking their brains out! For $39.99 per month ($2.95 for a three day trial membership), you get the videos, thousands of pictures of ladies with Grand Tetons, adult games, E-zines (you may learn a thing or two), personals and a toy store for dildos and such.

One beef we have with the site is its navigability. We found it a little hard to get around from video to video…having to go all the way through each video to get to another. There is no way to jump from, say page 3 to page 7. You have to go through pages 4, 5 and 6 to get there. That sucks!

Once we got to the videos, we did find several we liked, though. One video that we had seen before (so that means yes…they have non-original content), features Gabriella. If we recall correctly, the last time we saw this video we professed our undying love for this little foreign peach. She is blonde, cute as shit (not perfect…girl next door cute), and has big old tits! The scene is great too, in that there are several places where those fun bags are bouncing all over the place as she gets fucked. Very, very nice scene!

For those of you who like them extremely big, check out Sherice. She is a little Asian package with ungodly huge tits! She not only gets those monsters titty-fucked, she also takes a pounding in her twat! She does a nice reverse cowgirl, where we can see those missive jugs bounce around and nearly behead her! Good shit for those who like ‘em super large!

There are many, many other big tit fuck videos to be found here, and since you have to surf through them all, we will let you find the rest if you choose to join. We think it is certainly worth at least the three-day membership, if not more.

Very nice videos, but hard to navigate. Worth the price, though, with all of the videos and extras that you get.

Visit the site: www.monstrousmelons.com

… 7 out of 10

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My Busty Girlfriend Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

cant tell from here

Can't tell for sure from that angle.

The site: mybustygirlfriend.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot to say, since you don’t care anyway. You saw “busty” and clicked — so why am I even still writing? 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.mybustygirlfriend.com

Well, I certainly like tits. Big ones make me happy. And I am a huge fan of amateurs — even pro-ams are better than super stars in my opinion. And girlfriends — wooo…don’t even get me started. I fucked yours last night — and even went down on my own the night before (don’t tell my wife, though). So My Busty Girlfriend is a sore dick just waiting to fucking happen.

As I mentioned, this one is all about big tits and pro-ams. Actually, these sluts aren’t really any one’s girlfriend — in the sense that a girlfriend is someone who is exclusive with one person. In fact — these snipes are just the opposite, which is why we love them and why they are rolling in the cash. Who needs to be someones girlfriend when you can make your own money, right? And everyone knows that sluts are what makes the world go ’round. If it weren’t for sluts 94% of you would still be virgins. So embrace them, love them…watch them fuck on this site.

A very well done site, this one. Very high quality video, super high quality “regular” chicks and good, good, super good fucking. You know — it really doesn’t matter what I say, does it? You’re going to go to this site, take a quick “once over” of the front page, check out the price and decide from there, right? You don;t give a shit what I have to say about who’s hot and how big her tits are, do you? Or how good the video is or how many videos they have? If you see a bitch on the front page that makes you tingle, you’ll join if the price is right.

I get that — so what I’ll do is solve the price dilemma for you BEFORE you even get tot he site. How, you ask? How in the world can I possibly tell you the price will be worth it before you even see ANY of the chicks? Well, because I can tell you that it is ONE DOLLAR when you join through the links on this site. Click one of the links on this page, pay only $1.00 to join. Shit, man — you’d watch a bearded Filipino broad fuck a puddle of vomit for a dollar — so click the fucking link! (I promise it won’t be nearly as bad as that visual that I just gave you).

Not a whole lot to say, since you don’t care anyway. You saw “busty” and clicked — so why am I even still writing?

Visit the site: www.mybustygirlfriend.com

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All Adult Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

all-adult-pass
The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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