Funny Matters.
You can lead a lesbian to dick, but you can't make her suck.
Hmmm…I am not sure about this one. I am definitely NOT an uptown guy. I chew tobacco, like the smell of my farts and am genetically obligated to sniff my fingers each and every time I finger a new piece of pussy. I wonder if real uptown chicks like to go slumming from time to time like they do in the movies? If so, I will change my name to Ponyboy, run with the Greasers and snag a piece of 5th Avenue ass.
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This bitch crapped out.
What happens in Vegas apparently gets recorded by a camcorder, mass produced and stuck on the internet for millions of people to see — and they only have to pay $1.00 to see it! So much for that “stays in Vegas” bullshit. Jeez…I love this site, but what a bunch of fucking home wreckers.
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WTF?
Ever notice how that dangly thing that hangs off the face of a Tom turkey looks remarkably like the beefy cunt lips of a pudgy gal? Think about that shit later today while you’re going down on the wishbone.
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Teens? Most likely. Lesbians? Apparently so. Virgins? No fucking way.
If the fucking name of Virgin Teen Lesbians doesn’t get you to go to their site, then obviously nothing I say will either.
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Me Chinese, me play joke...
Why is it that most Asian chicks have itty bitty titties? Is it the rice diet? Is it the abundance of fish in their diet? Is it the fact that they are all eternally young looking? I think it’s the latter. It’s nice — for a while. But then I want variety. I want a nice set of tits — the perfect size. You know — the size that if I cut one of them off, I could fill it with nickels and it would make a nice Black Jack. That size.
Anyhoo — here’s some amateur Asian pussy. Delicious stuff.
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If I see a head poke out, I'm running.
I love fucking pregnant women, as long is it’s not my seed that’s wormed it’s way into an ovum. And according to my stats, you fuckers love the k’ed-up bitches too, so here’s the best of the best, Ruth Blackwell.
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It's about to look like a crime scene up in that motherfucker.
It’s one thing for a chick to say, “Ohhh yeah, I like it in my ass.” It’s another thing (and by “another” I mean way fucking hotter) for her to say, “Yeah you dirty motherfucker. You like Mommy’s ass, don’t you. Stick that cock up in my ass further you piece of shit, you! FUCK ME ‘TIL THE COPS DRAG YOU OFF OF ME!!”
Anal Destruction has the latter sort of chicks.
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