Our Review: Cheaters Uncovered

As a man who has easily watched over 1,000 porn movies in his lifetime, there really isn't much I haven't seen. And it isn't any weird fetishes
or crazy new sexual positions that makes the Cheaters Uncovered site so shockingly fresh -- there's nothing here you haven't done with your
girlfriend or wife. In fact, it's YOUR girlfriend's apparent willingness to suck off a male stripper in front of a packed house that makes
Cheaters Uncovered so unique. And if you don't believe me about YOUR girl, please read on.

Now I'm a worldly man, and I've known for a long time that women are just as horny as men are. The big difference between us and them -- at least, so I thought -- is that men are much more *slutty* than women are. Sure, women may fantasize about fucking a hot stranger who walks by just the same as men do, but women have more self-control. They can do it if they want to -- they just choose not to.

Well, apparently that's not true at a male-stripper show. Here's the premise of Cheaters Uncovered: a team of male strippers tours Europe and the U.S. with videocameras in tow, capturing every moment of their cock-flapping, ball-slapping extravaganzas on tape. Boring, you say? That's what I said, too, until the site revealed to me this heretofore-unknown truth: At a bachelorette party, nearly every woman in
attendance will either jerk off or suck off the dancers.

I know, I know... you're calling bullshit on me. It's just another porn-site setup, you say. Not MY girl, you say. I understand how
far-fetched this sounds, but let me challenge you. You go watch all the free sample videos at Cheaters Uncovered, and I dare you to come back and tell me you weren't shocked (you'll know it wasn't staged). It is absolutely incredible -- we're talking a life-altering change of
perspective here -- to see how women of all ages and backgrounds throw caution to the wind, embrace the mob mentality and begin sucking and jerking random cocks.

Again, I know it sounds crazy. All I ask of the doubter is to watch thesample videos and tell me you weren't shocked. These women aren't pornstars pretending to be bar patrons -- they're teachers, housewives, moms(and not necessarily sexy moms, either). Let me be very clear about this: If you don't watch the sample videos before your girl attends another bachelorette party, then the English language has no words to adequately describe what a fool you are.

There are hundreds of videos (all Quicktime) ranging from just a few minutes to a half hour long. All of them feature dozens of women (no
exaggeration), in a very public setting, blowing or jerking off strippers before the live audience. Images by the thousands. Each movie
is set to techno music, which is a definite minus in my book (I prefer original sound), but the originality of the site makes up for this
imperfection.

By the way, if you've ever thought about becoming a male stripper, this site will also make your decision much easier. My wife claims the
parties she's been to weren't like this... but now I know she's full of shit. The way I see it, I've at least a couple of freebies coming my
way. We give Cheaters Uncovered a 9.0 -- and the public-service award to men everywhere.