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Cockasuarus (kok-uh-sor-us) -- A very large,
dark-colored carnivorous beast characterized by its long,
shaft-like body and oversized, bulbous head. Thought to have
roamed the earth millions of years ago, recent sightings have
changed that theory. The ultimate predator, its main prey
includes the elusive bearded clam and the cute, but delicious
bald goat.
This site, my friends, features the father
of all cocks. The maypole. The old man. The Big Kahuna. If
you think that if you have seen one porn star's dick, you
have seen them all...guess again. This guy has a DONG! Cockasuarus,
as he is affectionately known, claims to pack an 18 inch gun,
and from the looks of it he isn't exaggerating! His mission
appears to be two-fold, first being to give a colossal rogering
to the bitches he meets and second, to be to goofiest looking
guy with a large dick ever. He succeeds at both.
Unfortunately, this site is humorous at best.
It is good only for the initial shock value of the size of
his johnson. Cockasuarus looks like TV's Urkel with an eel
in his pants. He is a goofy guy, who appears to have never
mentally left the 1970s (and possibly physically as well,
as most of the videos here look like they were shot in the
70s). This bespectacled cocksmith spends most of his time
(when he is not fucking) doing silly things such as shooting
pool in his tidy-whities. Although it appears to be for real,
part of us thinks that this entire site has to be a joke.
If it is, then we give it a big thumbs up, as it is one of
the funniest porn sites we have ever seen. If it is not, then
they need to do some major work!
There is some saving grace, however, that
may entice you to join. This site is a member of a very good
network known as Twisted Pass.
For one monthly fee of $24.95 per month, you get access to
about 20 very nice sites. There is even a site that we rated
a perfect 10 included (Rachel
Aziani). There are also several other sites that are well
worth that fee. You can always join Cockasuarus and check
it out for the laugh, and then get serious and head to some
big-time porn!
A ridiculous site that never left to 70s.
It is saved by the fact that it is a member of a great network,
otherwise we would have rated it much lower.
4 out of 10.
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