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We have an axe to grind, so please bear with
us here. We just checked out the Official Guide to America's
Best Places to Live for this year and there was not a single
mention of Cumville in the entire Top 100. What the fuck is
that all about? Are you trying to tell us that Cumville doesn't
even break the top 100???? It would be #1 on our list...hands
down!
Now that we have that gripe out of the way,
let's talk about this little town they call Cumville. Actually
to be more accurate we would have to say that Cumville is
a major metropolitan area, because of the thousands of residents
that we saw when we visited. Here are the numbers: 250,000
XXX pictures, hundreds of full-length movies, 24/7live sex
shows, only $38.76 per month.
But what is the culture like in Cumville?
We think you would fit right in. They are big on blow jobs
and facials. We have your attention know-how? We imagine you
would probably at least want to come to the town fair every
year, if nothing else. And to top it all off, the ratio of
women to men is astounding, and most of the towns women are
fucking drop-dead gorgeous! Kind of like an unedited Desperate
Housewives, if you know what we mean!
Obviously, this is a super site that houses
tons of movies for download. The good thing about these sites
is that they have such a huge cache of videos that you will
absolutely find some that you love. And in our opinion, even
if you join for only one month you can get some really, really
good shit in that time. This one, for example, focuses on
BJs, and they have special sections for super facials, that
is BJs with one girl and several guys. They all splooge all
over her face and she leaves it until they are all done, almost
bukake-like. We know you like it, bitch!
We also like the attitude of the makers of
the site. On their main page, you can hit a button that says,
"Skip The Bullshit, Get Instant Access Now!" and
you can click there to join. Our kind of people!
As we said, the membership fee is $38.76
per month which is admittedly a little above the average entry
for an adult site these days. We paid it and were very satisfied,
but to each his own. Our suggestion is that you give it a
month, or even a 3 day trial period, and see if it is for
you. We think you will maintain your membership and be pleased
(we know we will).
Although we are not members of the Cumville
Chamber of Commerce, we are members of Cumville and we welcome
you to this community with open arms!
8.5 out of 10.
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