We may have stumbled on a record breaker here, folks. We are
not positive, but we are damn near sure that this site has THE
worst acting in the history of the world. It is so bad that
we are going to assume it is totally for laughs and the fucking
is what is to be taken seriously here. We really, really liked
this site. We did not like it in spite of the stupid skits,
we liked it because of the stupid skits. We saw it as kind of
a throw-back to the great days of 70s porn when half of the
fun was the ridiculous plot lines! Here
is the idea -- Deputy Dick is a park ranger (at least we think
that is what he is supposed to be) that seems to get a lot
of petty crimes committed on his beat. Luckily for him, all
of them seem to be committed by women. The Deputy has his
own unique way of dealing with these horrible law breakers.
You guessed it -- he fucks them good and hard. Yes, he wears
the entire ranger outfit and yes -- he explains to them how
they are going to be punished by getting fucked. We know,
we know -- as cheesy as it gets. But isn't that great? Only
if the fucking is good, and we think it is.
The girls that he gets? Well, you can't expect
girls like Jenna Jameson, after all, they are not law breakers
now are they? These chicks are not too bad, though. They are
all of the amateur variety, so that makes them a little more
on the average side, however Deputy Dick must have a beat
in Miami or California -- somewhere that the number of hot
chicks is elevated!
Take Crystal Rain for example. Crystal was
carrying a loaded pistol in the park. We are not sure how
or why -- as a matter of fact, we are not even sure where,
since she had no purse and a skirt with no pockets -- but
that is beside the point. She broke the law and she had to
pay for it by getting rogered on the Deputy's desk. Our favorite
part? When Deputy Dick, with a totally straight face, says,
“I came in your face because you are a law breaker, ma'am."
Seriously-- we cannot make this shit up.
The cost to see the Deputy's exploiting of
the public is only $29.96 for a month ($4.95 for a three day
trial if you need to wade before you swim). Normally, we would
join for this but we realize that many of you would not. Don’t
worry -- we are probably the fucked up ones in that scenario.
Anyway, we think you WILL in fact join this site due to the
incredible deal that you get when you do. Not only do you
get this cheese ball site, but also SEVENTY additional sites
at no extra charge. That is a LOT of content. We have checked
out all of the additional sites and they are great. Not in
the same way that this one is great --they are really great!
The verdict -- we liked this site a lot.
We understand that many people will not, so we encourage them
to do the three day trial first. But really, you have nothing
to lose by joining since you will get access to so many different
things .
8.5 out of 10.
Visit the site: www.deputydick.com
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