Our Review: Dianne Poppos
Ok...well we will start by saying that Diane
Poppos has some very valuable "assets" that have
brought her (well, her name and pictures anyway) all the way
to your living room. That is pretty amazing to us. One body
part (well, 2 we suppose in this case) can make you famous,
get you a place on the internet and in magazines (she has
been on the cover of Voluptuous magazine, which of course
is the #1 all-natural big tit mag in the land), and probably
make you rich as well. All because she was born with -- are
you ready? -- 34 H BOOBS!!! All natural H Cups! Holy Shit!
The site itself is not very well done and
extremely cheesy for our taste. With giant quotes pasted about
such as "Scroll down...but be careful...I'm sensuous,
fiery and extroverted (we shit you not)," it is easy
to just click away and be done with it. But it is so hard
to in light of these incredible fun bags that she boasts.
To be completely honest, the site itself could have been made
by a third grader. But that is not why we are here, we suppose.
It is to look at tits and ass (among other things)...and THIS
site has got some TITTIES!!! WooHoo!!
At first glance, Diane herself in a way reminds
us of her website, in that she could use a little makeover
too. The picture that they used as the main one is far from
flattering. Luckily, once we searched around we found out
that she is not nearly as bad as she looks on the giant picture
on the front of the site. In fact, she is quite attractive.
We are dumfounded by their decision to use the absolute worst
picture of her as the feature picture. Give her a second chance
when you check out this site...we think you will find her
a lot more attractive than she looks right off the bat if
you dig around a little.
The specifics: She is 42-27-36 with the 34H
bra size. She is not all that big either, at 5'7" and
136 lbs. She has shorter hair, but again, do not judge this
book by its cover...check out her pics inside. To do so will
only cost you $6.95...AND you will also get access to Scoreland
(see our review), which houses over 600,000 pictures and videos
for you to enjoy. Hell, even if Diane was as bad as she looks
on the front of the site, it would be worth $6.95 to see a
lot more of those tits and also get access to all of that
other great shit.
At first we were admittedly turned off by
the site and the picture of Diane. DO NOT GIVE UP ON HER!
At least lurk around her free tour for a little bit, and check
her out. She is much, much more attractive once you get inside
and get a better look. That, along with the fact that you
get access to Soreland with your membership too, makes this
site worth joining!
6.5 out of 10.
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