Our Review: Dicks On Tits
Well, obviously these people are proud of
their titty fucking abilities. Dick on Tits is a "mega
site" of sorts with no true original videos, but lots
and lots of other people's videos, all in one convenient place.
Kind of like a pair of nice, big tits...all in one convenient
place...
The weird thing that hit us when we checked
out the entry to the site was that they have lots of titty
fucking pictures and lots of descriptions of how you are going
to get the best tit fucking on the planet and then, out of
nowhere, is a picture of a guy eating a snatch and a graphic
that says, "Exxxplosive muff dives and more!" Where
the hell did that come from? We are all for it, and love the
fact that it is there....but that is a little odd, right?
Besides the occasional pussy eating, this
site caters to those of you, like us, who love to fuck a nice
pair of tits almost as much as you love to fuck a wet vagina
or a tight asshole. We said ALMOST as much, mind you! But
it is so rare that a titty fucking occurs it is like a strange
act and that is why we love it! Obviously, it does not occur
in our house nearly as often as it does on porn, we are sad
to report.
These botches are professionals, mostly with
big, fake tits. Believe it or not, we think that fake tits
are the BEST tits for this sort of job. The hard, round fakies
make a better crevice for fucking than do the floppers or
the tiny skeeter bites. Honestly, we think the very best thing
about fake tits is their performance during a slick and nasty
titty fuck! Therefore, we are glad that the girls on this
site mostly have the fakeis!
Now comes the fun part -- telling you about
the great deal. In addition to getting this site for $29.92
per month (which is sort of a great deal by itself), you also
get an additional 60 websites with you paid membership! That
is a LOT of porn for less than thirty dollars per month. Especially
considering that almost all of these additional sites are
mega type sites like this one, so they all have a LOT of material
on them.
Not a bad site. It is really nothing that
we haven't already seen, but it did its job.
6 out of 10.
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