Our Review: Doghouse Digital
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We have mentioned before that Canadian chicks
are slutty and hot, or at least the ones that we see are!
We love Canada and their liberal ideas about sex and porn.
So when we discovered Doghouse Digital's official site, we
were stoked! After all, they are the largest adult production
company in good ol' Canada and they are the first Canadian
adult video company to distribute its goods internationally.
America thanks you. With a bold motto like, "Hardcore
so good, it's worth going to the Doghouse for!" you have
to bring a great product or get your ass blow out of the water
by the competition.
Doughouse is teamed up with the Brain Cash
fellas on this venture, making them a part of the network
of sites that we constantly rave about. For $29.95 per month,
you get access to over 25 sites (including Doghouse Digital)
that include hundreds of video scenes and thousands of pictures.
The talent is top-shelf, with the likes of Peter North, Lexington
Steele and Lauren Phoenix (who incidentally has worked as
a producer with Doghouse Digital). It is truly a great price
for what you get!
Doghouse offers videos from different series,
much like Lexington Steele's home page. We list the series
that are offered here not only for your information, but also
to display the funny names that they have. They are: Born
for Porn, Bubble Cum, Girly Gang Bang, Trash Talkers, Swallow
My Rod and Share the Wad, Black Bros and White Hoes, Fresh
Phat Ass, Eat My Feet, Chew on My Spew, Sorority Secrets,
Suck It Up, Girls in Gear, Rear Ended, 2 Up In Her, College
Dropouts, Goody Goody Cum Drops, Stocking Stuffers, Eye Candy,
Four Eyed Fucks 1, Natural Born Titties, Fetish Dolls, On
Your Knees and Young Chaquitas! Whew! What a lineup! Each
of those has at least five scenes, so you know you get a lot
for you buck (keeping in mind that this is but one site of
many that you get with your membership).
We would be ignoring the obvious if we did
not highlight a scene from some of these cleverly named concoctions.
We basically closed our eyes and pointed at a series, since
there were so many good titles to choose from. Our blind dart
landed on Trash Talkers (named for its foul-mouthed American
actresses...that is what they advertise on the box!), and
from there we had no problem finding our favorite scene, which
was the last one offered in that series. This scene stars
Shauna Banks, who in this flick looks like the poor man's
Lindsay Lohan, only with bigger tits! Shauna knows what she
wants, declaring that today she want to, "Get fucked
in the ass!" Good for you, Shauna. Today, I declare that
I want to, "Fuck you in the ass!" so we have the
same goals in mind! We weren't quite that fortunate, but Jay
Steele was, and he performed well. He even gave us the rare
high-dive maneuver, which was a treat indeed! Mission accomplished,
Shauna!
Another intriguing series title was Chew
On My Spew, which involves great fucking and a cum chew and
swallow at the end. We loved Cameron James, a small-tittied
blonde who was simply adorable. She started out cute anyway,
but then got real dirty when they put a big dong in front
of her. This series is shot entirely in POV (point of view),
so the bridge from reality to fantasy is more easily crossed.
When you are jerking off watching these, it is almost as if
you really are getting blown by Cameron. Shouldn't you be
so lucky? In the end, Cameron swallows every last drop like
a good girl should.
We loved this site because it offered so
many different varieties of porn that could be found in the
very same place. From foot fetish to cum swappers, it is all
here. The fact that it is a member of a great network only
improves on our already high opinion of this site.
8 out of 10.
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