Our Review: Euro Bride Tryouts

If you want the Rock, you gotta take the cock!

That is the motto of the makers of Euro Bride Tryouts, an extremely unique site that is funny, entertaining, AND at the same time sexy and erotic. That covers all of the bases for us...so in our mind it is a homerun!

Ram, the male star and potential groom of this site, goes to the Eastern Bloc to troll for potential brides. The promise of the "good life" in America brings girls out of the woodwork like termites. But what they do not know is that Ram is very happy as a bachelor, and he is just looking to get laid the easy way! It works (assuming this is not all a set-up, which we are willing to forgive even if it is due to the high entertainment factor of this site). You will see the proof in the pudding...Ram's love pudding!

The cost to join is a mere $2.95, which will get you three days to play around. If you like it, then you can continue on for $38.80 per month. If you don’t like it, well then you need to have your cock examined! They have a large stash already waiting for you, and Ram gets a new girl every week so there is always new material being added.

Ok, here is the deal...Ram, if you happen to read this, if you do not want to marry Veronica from the Czech Republic, do you mind if we have a crack at her? She is fucking HOT! This brunette has a true woman’s body...no teens or petites or little girls in her family. She is dam near perfect, if you ask us. Not rail thin, but far from chunky. She’s a real woman who knows how to throw a real fucking on a guy! She had the little landing strip pubic hair, huge real boobs, a gorgeous ass and pussy and she knows many, many positions. What a great scene. Her pussy is so fucking sloshy wet that you can hear it slurping on his cock! This by itself is worth the price of admission, not to mention all of the other chicks!

Even more beautiful (but a tiny bit less sexy in our opinion) than Veronica is Nicki, a blonde bombshell from Slovakia. Ram works his marriage magic on her and convinces her to fuck him right there in the kitchen where they were sitting...after, of course, he explained to her that she would have to cook and clean for him when they got married. He decided to give her a test drive and she purred like a kitten. Another great scene, and humorous as well.

A very original, one of a kind site. We were not only laughing, but holding our hard cocks as well. They nailed the landing here, folks!

9.5 out of 10.

Visit the site: www.eurobridetryouts.com